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aubs!: i hired a stripper
superhero: WHAT
hero’s amor: you did WHAT???
kels!: it’s me i’m the stripper
spice: KEL??????
kels!: mom said i needed to get a job because i’m “15” and i’m “responsible” now
kels!: so i became a stripper
aubs!: my personal stripper
sunny: i feel it’s bad i can’t tell if this is satire or if kel is genuinely an underage male stripper.
superhero: I WOULD HOPE HE ISN’T????
hero’s amor: ignoring kel and his stripping business…
hero’s amor: thank you hero for getting me a stuffed animal! i love it so much!! <3
superhero: Of course, Mari<3
aubs!: that’s so cute what
aubs!: whore get me a stuffed animal
kels!: i’m broke aubergine
aubs!: THE FULL NAME IS CRAZY
aubs!: AND THAT’S WHY YOUR MAMAS A HOE
kels!: AT LEAST MY MOM PAYS HER WATER BILL
aubs!: AT LEAST MY DAD LOVES ME
kels!: mari can’t relate
hero’s amor: leave me and my crippling daddy issues alone :(
sunny: 😨
spice: did…sunny just use an emoji?
kels!: HOLY SHITTT
aubs!: WOOOOOOO
hero’s amor: i don’t see why this is such a big deal? he uses emojis with me all the time?
kels!: HE DOES??????
sunny: well, yeah. she’s my sister. plus, how else will she know how i’m feeling?
aubs!: WHATT
superhero: Wow
superhero: I mean, Kel uses hdhswjsidibf
spice: um?
aubs!: mari i think your boyfriend had an aneurism
kels!: henry desoto is no more☺️
hero’s amor: WHAT??
superhero: HE JUST THREW AN OPEN BOTTLE OF HOT SAUCE AT ME
kels!: YOU DAMN HISPANIC DRINK IT
superhero: NO WHAT??
aubs!: DRINK THE HOT SAUCE
sunny: do it.
hero’s amor: guys, let’s not encourage this!!!
superhero: THANK YOU HERMOSA
hero’s amor: …however it would be kind of funny to see him drink it
aubs!: YEAHHHHHH
superhero: WHAT NO