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“You’re a thieving bastard, Jack Harkness!” Owen yelled, storming into the office where Jack was sitting at his desk, actually doing paperwork for once. “Don’t think I don’t know it was you! There’s nobody else here!”
“What’re you talking about, Owen? I’ve been sitting here ploughing my way through this mountain for the past hour and a half!”
“Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about! You stole my chocolate biscuit!”
“Why would I do that? I’ve got a whole packet in my desk. If you’re looking for a thief, you might want to check Dizzy for crumbs.”
The End