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104 Days of Summer Vacation

Chapter 51: The Beak

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Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro


104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 51

The Beak

Phineas and Ferb were standing on top of a huge track with multiple twists, turns, and loops.

"Here it is," said Phineas. "The Phineas and Ferb Edge-of-Insanity-Kiss-Your-Butt-Goodbye-Gravity's-a-Stone-Cold-Sucker-Nightmare-Rail-Skate-Track Obstacle Course of Doom. You ready, Ferb?"

Ferb gave a thumbs-up.

Phineas prepared to get on his skateboard, but he dropped it. The skateboard rolled down the ramp, narrowly missed getting crushed by some mallets, got torn up by a jaguar, and set on fire.

"It just now occurred to me that we could get hurt," Phineas realized. "I guess the 'of doom' bit should've tipped us off. Well, Ferb, unfortunately, there's only one way down, the stairs."


Linda was at the dentist getting a root canal surgery when Candace burst into the room.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb have built a dangerous skateboarding ramp!" she shouted.

"You've gotta be kidding me," Linda sighed. "Can't you see I'm in the middle of something here?"

"Alright, alright!" Candace started backing out. "Don't take it out on me! I'm the good guy here!"


The boys just got down from their obstacle course when they saw Isabella dressed as a gossiper.

"Hey Isabella, what's with the getup?" asked Phineas.

"I'm going for my Intrepid Reporter patch," Isabella explained. "Can I report on what you guys are doing?"

"Sure."

"Cool. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Fireside Girl gazette, whatcha doin?"

"Ferb and I have built the ultimate extreme skate-track obstacle course."

"Awesome. I knew I could count on you for the coolest story ever! Have you tested it yet?"

"Well, we decided we still needed to make a few tweaks and adjustments so we can, you know, survive and stuff."

"Okay, I'll be back in an hour. Hopefully, I can make the early mid-morning edition. See you."

Isabella left the backyard.

An idea popped into Phineas' head. "Instead of modifying the track, maybe we should modify ourselves. Together, we could be the most ultimate skateboarder ever. Hey, where's Perry?"


Perry entered his lair. On screen, he saw red lights blaring, Carl shredding papers, and Monogram looking panicked.

"Agent P, we've begun emergency evacuation plan 'Zed Omega'," said Monogram. "We just received this tape from Doofenshmirtz. Watch closely, Agent P, and join us in girly panic if you're into it."

The tape showed Doof standing in front of a greenscreen depicting multiple pictures of himself shaking hands with all kinds of living creatures, including plants.

"Hey guess what, Tri-State Area," he said. "I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz have seized control and am now your supreme leader. Seriously, life as you know it is over, and remember, Doof you, Doof me, Doof us. I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I approve of this evil message."

When the scene cut back to Monogram, he was dressing up as a mother. Carl shaved his hair off, put on a diaper, and jumped into a stroller.

"With Doof in charge, no man, woman, child, or hat-wearing mammal is safe," said Monogram. "You must find out how this happened and stop it. Until then, Carl and I will be on the lam, incognito. Good luck, Agent P."

Perry saluted.


Phineas was working on a blueprint.

"Okay, we have to blur the line between skateboard and skateboarder," he said. "We can combine dirt-biking, ATV-racing, in-line skating, street-luge, motorized scooters, and Bulgarian folk-dancing. Of course, all this extreme fun requires extreme safety. Shoulder-pads, goggles, gloves, Bulgarian folk athletic supporters, rocket boosters, grappling hooks, and laser blasters. Then, we lock it all together with an indestructible titanium exoskeleton that increases strength, jumping ability, and other physical attributes 100 times, including the senses and folk-dancing elements."

For the first time ever, Ferb thought this was a bit much. He glared at Phineas.

"What?" Phineas asked. "Do you want more Bulgarian folk-related elements?"

Ferb's glare tightened.

"Oh, less," Phineas assumed. "I thought we were on the same page, but no. It's cool. Time to suit up."

Ferb smacked his forehead.


The boys put on their ten-foot exosuit. Since they were both too small to control the robot on their own, Phineas controlled the top half while Ferb controlled the bottom half.

After they both got the hang of their controls, which didn't take too long, Phineas put on the helmet.

"Okay, video link active," he said, his voice now robotic. "How you doing, Ferb?"

Phineas could see Ferb's cockpit from the bottom-right corner of his screen. Ferb gave a thumbs-up.

Phineas finally realized his voice was modified. "Cool, look what it does to my voice. Oh yeah. How about a little test drive?"


Play "Yippee-Ya-Ya-Yay"

The boys rode down their obstacle course with the suit. Using their suit, they overcome each obstacle with ease.

Catch me if you can

I'm like a bullet, man

On the edge of my seat

By the skin of my teeth

Woo, yippee-ya-ya-yay

Woo, yippee-ya-ya-yay

When they reached the bottom of the ramp, Phineas heard what sounded like someone calling for help.

"Hey, what's that?" he asked. "Stop the music."

End "Yippee-Ya-Ya-Yay"

"He's stuck in the tree and I can't get him down!" came the voice of Buford.

"It sounds like Buford's in trouble," Phineas realized. "Maybe we can use the suit to help him."

They skated up a ramp and launched into the air. Ferb activated some rocket boosters so they could fly over to Buford's location.

Right as they left, Isabella returned.

"Phineas, I'm back," she called, only to see no one. She sighed. "I guess there goes my early mid-morning edition story."


"Help!" Buford called. "My nerd is stuck in a tree!"

Baljeet was sitting on a branch, curled in a fetal position. Buford tried to lure him down with a calculator and some math problems.

Baljeet was intrigued, and he tried to climb down. Unfortunately, he slipped and fell.

Before he could hit the ground, though, something grabbed him. It took him a moment to realize a man in an iron suit was flying him around the neighborhood.

"This is so much worse than hitting the ground!" he screamed.

The man set Baljeet down next to Buford. Buford hugged him, causing them both to blush.

Isabella arrived in the nick of time to get pictures of the mysterious superhero.

"That was amazing," she said to herself. "I can't believe Phineas and Ferb missed it."


Candace was biking home.

"It's not fair," she said to herself. "Every time I try to bust Phineas and Ferb, it's always, 'Candace, I'm shopping', 'Candace, I'm getting a root canal surgery,' 'Candace, I'm taking a cooking class'. It's like she always has a reason to be out of the house. It's almost as if…"

She got distracted when she saw a man flying by. She could only assume it was Phineas and Ferb's doing, so she biked after them.


Phineas and Ferb finally got the hang of flying. Now, their problem was figuring out how to stop flying.

Phineas tried firing his grappling hook. He hit the obstacle course and flew around it a few times before finally landing. Unfortunately, by grappling the obstacle course, it all came apart.

"Well, at least we stuck the landing," Phineas remarked.


Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doof had the mayor, a plumber, and a crossing guard all gathered together.

"Ex-leaders of the Tri-State Area," he said. "I have called you here to help ease the people through this transition of power."

"I thought you called me here to recaulk your tub," said the plumber.

"I'm only the crossing guard at Fourth Street and Maple," said the crossing guard. "I'm not sure I have much authority…"

"Silence!" Doof yelled. "Are you suggesting I attempted to gather the leaders of the Tri-State Area, but the best I could do is a crossing guard and my building stupor?"

"Uh, no, but now that you mention it…"

"Silence!" Doof gestured to the mayor. "You know who that is? It's only Roger Doofenshmirtz, the mayor of Danville, so shut up!"

"I'm sorry," said Roger. "But if we're not planning Mom's birthday party, I gotta jet."

The three left the room, ignoring Doof's pleas to come back. Once they went out, Perry came in.

"Oh great, Perry the Platypus," said Doof. "So, what did you want to talk to me about?"

Perry didn't even give Doof a chance to explain his plan. He just went straight to attacking him.

"Whoa, whoa, what is going on?" Doof asked.

Perry just cornered Doof, while the devil on his shoulder laughed.


Phineas and Ferb just finished cleaning up the mess.

"Wow, the suit makes cleaning up fast, fun, and 'fficient," Phineas remarked, before remembering Isabella. "Though, I do feel bad about missing Isabella. I hope she found a better story."

That's when a Fireside Girl biked past the house and tossed a newspaper.

"Early mid-morning edition!" she shouted. "'The Beak saved the geek!'"

Phineas picked up the paper. The front page picture showed him and Ferb in their suit flying with a terrified Baljeet in their arms.

"'Superhero comes to Danville, by Isabella Garcia-Shapiro'," Phineas read. "'I call him "The Beak"'." He paused for a second. "Hey, I like that name." He then went back to reading. "'With The Beak watching over us, everyone in Danville is free to have the best day ever'. Wait, a superhero? That's not at all what we planned today."

That's when Phineas' phone rang. He checked and saw it was Isabella calling him.

"Oh, hey Isabella," he answered.

"Phineas, where'd you go?" asked Isabella. "You really let me down."

"Yeah, sorry about that."

"It's a good thing I found something else to report on."

"I know, but hey…" Phineas paused, blushing a little. "Maybe we can make it up to you? How would you like an exclusive?"

"Great, meet me downtown in five minutes."

"Will do." Phineas hung up. "Come on, we're gonna tell Isabella we're the beak."

The boys got in their suit and flew downtown.


Candace saw the same flying man fly away from the Flynn-Fletcher backyard. That just increased her suspicions.

"I knew it!" she cheered. "Well, this 'superhero' is gonna get super busted!"


The boys flew around Danville. They found Isabella at a nearby food stand. They tried to get her attention...

Then something sent them flying into a building.

When they got their bearings, they saw a man in a bug-themed costume driving a giant mechanical insect.

"Take that, birdbrain!" he shouted. "Behold, the Khaka Crawler. I built it in my basement out of discarded washers and dryers, thank you very much, and I'm gonna make sure no one has the best day ever."


Isabella tried calling Phineas. She was sent to voicemail.

"Phineas, where are you?" she asked. "There's a giant robot attacking Downtown Danville, and I'm all alone here. Call me as soon as you get this message."

She hung up, then brought out her camera.

Come on, Isabella, she said to herself. This is what being an intrepid reporter is all about.


Roger Doofenshmirtz saw all the chaos from his office.

"This is bad, Melanie," he told his secretary. "They'll somehow pin this all on me."

"It's not like you're the one who used the unsigned proposal for defending Danville from giant robot attacks as a coaster," Melanie retorted. "Oh wait, you were."

"Yes, it's so easy to blame the guy in charge. Wait, 'the guy in charge'. That's it."

Roger took out his phone and dialed a number.


"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Doof repeated until Perry finally backed down. "You know that whole 'taking over the Tri-State Area' thing? I was just bluffing. I was hoping if I just told everyone I was in charge, they'd be too lazy to actually check."

That's when Doof got a phone call. He checked to see it was none other than Roger.

"Hey, Roger," he answered bitterly. "Wait, what? You are? Me, in charge? Are you kidding? No?"

Oh no, Perry thought to himself.


Isabella got some pictures of the mechanical monster.

"Where's Phineas?" she asked. "He'd know what to do."

"Hey you!" a voice shouted.

Isabella turned and saw The Beak flying out of a building.

"Oh, you're back for more?" asked the villain.

The Beak and the bad guy charged towards each other. They hit each other at the same time and hit the ground. They both recovered quickly and continued fighting.

The Beak flew onto one of the high voltage wires. When the bad guy tried to grab him, the Beak flew out of the way. The mechanical monster hit the wires, electrocuting itself.

"Oh great!" the villain shouted. "Now I have to restart, thank you very much."

"Dude, who are you, anyway?" asked the Beak.

"If you are here to give Danville the best day ever, then I'm here to give Danville the worst day ever. You can call me… Khaka Peu Peu!"

Everyone in the crowd laughed at the silly name.

"Come on!" Khaka said. "It's a family name, loosely translated as 'The Strong Fist', thank you very much!"

"Alright, let's wrap this up, thank you very much," the beak teased.

The Beak fired a grappling hook and wrapped it around the mechanical beast's legs.

"Oh, why don't you go back to your day job, Mr. Comedian?" asked Khaka.

The legs of the beast came off. Khaka still tried to fly away, but the Beak grabbed one of the legs and sent Khaka flying.

"If you didn't like that one, maybe this will be a hit," he joked.

"This isn't over!" Khaka yelled. "You haven't seen the last of me! I'll come at you through what's most important to you, thank you very much!"

With that Khaka flew away.

Isabella approached the Beak.

"You were amazing!" she cheered.

The Beak turned towards Isabella. "Huh?"

"Isabella Garcia-Shaprio of the Fireside Girl Gazette. Would it be okay if I asked you a few questions?"

"Uh, I can't talk right now. Gotta go, bye."

With that, the Beak flew off.


"We can't tell Isabella now," Phineas said, failing to hide his blush. "That would put her in danger. The life of a superhero is a lonely one, even after eleven minutes."


Stacy read through the newspaper.

"Are you sure Phineas and Ferb are the beak?" she asked. "He's so hunky and adorable."

Candace groaned. "Stacy, please. Phineas and Ferb are doing something totally bustable and mobile. We can lure them right to Mom to bust themselves."

"And how exactly will we do this?"

"Well, if they're gonna play superhero, then we're gonna play supervillain." Candace put on a giraffe mask she stitched herself. "Call me the Dangeraffe."

"Right, and where do I fit in?"

"You'll be my henchman."

"Okay, although it looks like they got their hands full with Khaka Peu Peu."

"That's obviously some big, stupid dress-up game they're playing with their friends. Now, if my research is correct, the way to defeat a superhero is to come at them through what's important to them."

Candace laughed maniacally, concerning Stacy.


Doof looked around city hall. Perry was with him, carrying a box of stuff.

"Check this place out," he said. "So wanky. I see Roger left me a note."

Doof took the note and skimmed through it.

Bro,

Thanks for filling in for me!

You're gonna make a great fall guyI mean, mayor.

-Roger

"Aw, that's so sweet," Doof remarked. He opened the door and turned towards Perry. "Go ahead and put that on my desk."

Perry set the box down, only for it to open up and trap Perry.

"Ha, made you carry your own trap!" Doof laughed. "Now, my first order of business is to make all the citizens of Danville bow down…"

"No you're not," Melanie replied bluntly, setting down a bunch of paper. "Here's your paperwork and missed phone calls, and in case you haven't noticed, the city is in the grip of fear and panic caused by an evil supervillain intent on destroying our way of life."

"What? That's my job!"


The boys just finished building a well-hidden secret base up in the tree.

"Hey guys," came Isabella.

Phineas jumped back in fear. "Nothing!" He realized it was just Isabella and blushed in embarrassment. "I mean, hi Isabella. We're doing nothing."

"Where have you been?"

"Uh, you know, busy busy busy."

"Well, while you two were making sure your summer day was fun, other people were busy saving Danville." Isabella showed the newspaper of the Beak.

"Oh, the Beak, huh? A real superhero?"

"And I need your help to find him. I thought there might be some clues from the photos I took of him stopping Khaka Peu Peu."

The boys couldn't help but snicker at that name.

Isabella got angry. "Fine, if you guys aren't gonna take this seriously, I'll do it myself!"

"Wait, I wasn't…" Phineas tried to say.

"I gotta go. Bye."

With that, Isabella walked out of the backyard.

Phineas sighed. "Ferb, to the nest."

Ferb pushed a button, opening a secret door in the tree. A fake egg popped out, and the boys sat in it.

The egg took the boys to their secret lair. They hatched out of the egg.

"Alright, Ferb," said Phineas. "Let's wing it."

The boys quickly put on their suit and flew off.


Play "The Beak"

The Beak, the Beak

Flies as fast as a supersonic jet

The Beak, the Beak

You can't fly, be honest, you can't

Khaka Peu Peu tried to dump a bunch of worms over the city. The boys used a giant vacuum to suck up the worms before they could get anyone. Isabella got a picture of the scene. The boys' heroics got in the newspaper.

The Beak, the Beak

He's strong enough to move a mountain

You're pretty weak

Seriously, what do you bench?

Khaka tried to release a swarm of crows upon the town. The boys caught all the birds in a net. Once again, Isabella managed to get a picture. Again, her story got on the paper.

You really are pretty lame compared to the Beak

The Beak, the Beak, the Beak, the Beak

End "The Beak"


Candace called Phineas on the phone.

"Phineas, Mom is in danger!" she screamed. She snickered a little bit before continuing. "She's on the corner of Fourth and Maple Drive!"

Candace hung up.

"So what does the Dangerbil do?" asked Stacy, who was now wearing a gerbil mask and trapped in a human-sized hamster ball.

"Again, you're my henchman," Candace reminded. "Hench or something."

"Oh, you did not just tell me to hench."

"Okay, just watch my bike."

Candace found Linda coming out of a store. She tried to steal her purse, but Linda was stronger than Candace expected.

That's when Phineas and Ferb showed up.

"Hey Mom, hey Candace," Phineas greeted. "Everything okay?"

"What, where's the Beak?" asked Candace. "Mom's being robbed!"

"Apparently Giraffe Girl is stealing from me," Linda joked.

Candace was running out of patience. "Oh come on, admit that you two are superheroes!"

"Well, Ferb has been working out," Phineas pointed out. "Thanks for noticing."

"Just tell her the truth! You're making me look ridiculous!"

"Oh, I don't have to! You already did that yourself!"

That's when Stacy rolled by on her hamster wheel. "I lost your bike."


Perry was now being hung against the wall like he was a severed animal head.

"Well, as much as I don't want to join the forces of good," said Doof. "I need to take my responsibilities as a mayor very seriously if I want to abuse the position later."

Doof tried to push the intercom button and call Melanie.

"Melanie, can you give me the phone number of…?" he was about to ask.

"That's your stapler!" Melanie yelled.


Candace was walking home.

"'Apparently Giraffe Girl is stealing from me'," Candace imitated. "'Ferb has been working out.' Oh, I'll show them all."

"Hello there!" a voice shouted.

Candace jumped back before realizing it was just the villain from the papers.

"Oh, you're Khaka Peu Peu, aren't you?" she asked. "No offense."

"None taken, thank you very much," Khaka replied. "I had no idea we had another player in this game."

"I knew it. It's all some stupid game. I'm the Dangeraffe."

"Right. What do you say we join forces to defeat the Beak?"

"Fine, but if my friends see us, I don't know you."

"Deal."


Phineas and Ferb were on their way back to the house when they ran into Isabella.

"Oh, hey Phineas, Ferb," she said, a hint of disappointment in her voice.

"Oh hey Isabella," Phineas replied, blushing a little. "Sorry we ducked out on you earlier."

"That's fine. I guess it's just weird for me to not know where you are and what you're doing."

"Fair enough."

That's when Khaka flew above them.

"Ms. Garcia-Shapiro," he said. "I have your next headline. 'Everybody's Day is Ruined and The Beak Powerless to Save It!'"

"It's a little wordy for a headline," said Isabella.

"Enough! Okay, Danville, nothing ruins a day faster than unexpected rain!"

Khaka started spraying nearby citizens with water.

"Oh no, this is terrible," Isabella panicked. "I'm so glad you're here with me, Phineas. Come on, we can get a better scope on top of city hall."

Isabella was about to bike away, but the boys didn't follow her.

"I'm sorry, Isabella," Phineas apologized. "But I can't come with you."

"So you're ditching me, again?" Isabella asked angrily.

"You have to trust me. Have I ever let you down?"

"Yes, four times today alone!"

"I'm sorry. Maybe one day you'll understand."

Phineas and Ferb went the opposite direction, leaving Isabella behind.


"I guess your superhero turned out to be a chicken beak," Khaka laughed.

That's when the Beak showed up. "But which came first? The chicken, or the egg?"

The Beak fired Eggs at Khaka, getting his face covered in yolk.

"Well, I have a surprise for you too!" Khaka said. "I'm not alone this time. May I introduce… the Dangeraffe!"

The 'Dangeraffe' was just Candace wearing the same poor giraffe mask from earlier.

"Ugh, of course Candace is working for him," Phineas groaned.

He prepared to attack Khaka, but he realized he would likely hurt Candace too. As much as he hated how she always tried to get them busted, at the end of the day, she was still his sister.

"Fine," he relented. "You win."

Khaka did not expect that. "Really?"

"Yeah. I mean, you have her." Phineas pointed at Candace.

"You mean my henchman?"

Candace took great offense to that statement. "I do not hench! The Dangeraffe is out! Peace!"

She got off the vehicle and left.

With Candace gone, Phineas attacked Khaka. They ended up hitting city hall.


The force of the impact released Perry from his trap. Unfortunately, it also knocked him out.


Isabella was on the roof of city hall trying to get footage. The crash caused the building to shake and her to fall off. She hung on for dear life.

"Help!" she screamed.


Phineas saw Isabella was falling.

"No!" he shouted.

"And that's not all, do-gooder," said Khaka. "Watch as I destroy the very symbol of good days everywhere!"

Khaka fired a laser, knocking down a Bango-Ru billboard. Some nearby citizens were panicking at the site.

Given the choice between saving Isabella and saving the billboard, Phineas knew what he needed to do.


Isabella couldn't hold on much longer. She let go.

That's when she felt someone grab her hand. It was Phineas.

"Phineas?" she asked. "But what happened to the Beak?"


Meanwhile, Ferb was controlling the bottom half of the suit, all the while the top half just flailed around.

He tried to grab the billboard and put it back in its place. Since he couldn't control the arms, that was easier said than done.


As Candace was walking home, she realized that she was a complete hypocrite. She didn't like being a measly henchman even though that was exactly how she treated Stacy.

She found Stacy still rolling around in her hamster ball, unable to get out of it.

"Hey, Stacy!" she called, getting her attention. "Let me help you out of there."

Candace found the hatch and opened it up. This allowed Stacy to climb out.

"Stace, I'm sorry for how I treated you earlier," Candace said. "It was wrong of me. I hope I can make it up to you."

Stacy smiled, touched by the apology.

That's when they heard citizens screaming. They turned and saw that the Beak was struggling to hold up the billboard, and citizens were standing there in fear.

The two turned to each other, smiled, and nodded.

They ran towards the citizens and made them move out of the way. The Beak gave in and dropped the billboard. It shattered upon impact.


"Thanks for coming back, Phineas," Isabella thanked.

"No problem," Phineas replied. "Gotta go."

Phineas jumped off the roof. Isabella gasped.

That's when the Beak appeared.

"Don't worry, your friend's safe," he assured. "He landed in a… ledge."

The Beak flew off. Isabella just eyed him suspiciously.


Phineas and Ferb continued to fight Khaka Peu Peu.

"Admit it, you're having a bad day!" Khaka demanded.

"Nothing will stop me from having the best day ever!" Phineas replied.

"Well, I never had a good day, thank you very much!"

"Wait, you haven't?"

"Now, Beak, we finish this!"

"I couldn't agree more."

Phineas and Ferb took off their costume, revealing their true selves.

Everyone in the crowd gasped.

"You're just a couple of kids?" asked Khaka.

"Yep," Phineas replied. "I'm Phineas and this is my brother, Ferb."

"But there's no point in being a supervillain if there's no hero to fight with."

"Exactly. Wanna help us rebuild our skateboarding ramp? It'll be fun."

"Really? You want me to help?" Khaka considered that offer, but he quickly got suspicious. "Wait, how is that fun? It's like 85 degrees out here. That sounds dreadful."

"What?"

"Forget it."

That's when a chair flew onto Khaka, making him fall out of his vehicle.

A middle-aged woman approached Khaka angrily.

"Where have you been?" she asked.

"Oh, hey honey," Khaka said nervously.

"Shush, you! You were supposed to take me shopping! I need me some more throwing chairs!"

"Yes, dear." Khaka walked away sadly. "There goes my day, thank you very much."

"Well, it looks like he's gonna get his karma after all," Phineas remarked.


The moment everyone was gone, Doof got in Khaka's vehicle.

"It's finally my turn!" he cheered. "Now, let the master show you how evil is done!"

Doof flew off. Perry got in the beak suit and flew after Doof.

Perry

Perry rammed the suit into Doof's vehicle. He then jumped off, leaving Doof to swirl out of control.

"Curse you, Perry the Beakapus!" Doof yelled.


"Phineas, I'm sorry I doubted you," Isabella apologized. "I should've known you were the Beak all along."

"That's alright, Isabella," Phineas assured. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you."

"I know you were just trying to protect me. By the way, you were really brave."

"Uh, hello," Ferb called. "Other half here."

"Yes, Ferb," Isabella smiled. "You were brave too."

Phineas heard a thud. "What was that?"


Perry landed in Carl's stroller.

"Great work, Agent P," said Monogram.


Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella headed to the Flynn-Fletcher house to have a snack.

"You know, that superheroing thing was fun," Phineas admitted. "But in hindsight, it was really dangerous, even for us. We should do something a lot safer next time."

"I couldn't agree more," Ferb replied.

Notes:

Just one chapter away from the end of the first half! WOO!

This was an episode I knew I wanted to do from the start. It would've developed Phineas' crush on Isabella, as well as his and Ferb's characters. From this point on, they're both gonna be a lot more careful when it comes to the things they do.

One gripe I have with this episode is Candace. This might just be her at her absolute worst. She tried to steal from HER OWN MOTHER to trick the boys into busting themselves, she dragged Stacy into her scheme, she joined Khaka Peu Peu when that plan failed, and only left because she was a henchman in HIS scheme. I mean, Candace was a complete hypocrite, and she didn't even apologize to Stacy!

Well, I decided to fix that by having Candace apologize, then have her and Stacy work together to help in the climax, even if they only helped a tiny bit.

Anyway, the Season 2 finale is gonna be an episode I have been looking forward to writing since the very beginning. Summer Belongs to You.

Thanks for reading.