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Nezu sits in his chair, typing away on his keyboard, tail swaying lazily. As his other paw fiddled with his pen.
He groaned when looking at the pile of emails left, most being from the HPSC.
How many more of these these garbage emails must I fill ou-
Nezu’s thoughts were cut off by a notification appearing in his inbox. He only clicked on it because it was from Yagi and not another HPSC worker wanting to get into UA for one reason or another.
Ignoring the small scratchy sensation that went up his leg he began to read.
Dear Nezu….
Please help… I will be honest, I don't know where to start with this email. So I will get straight to the point. My quirk now has a new holder, it wasn't intentional. But now I need a space for me, his name is Denki Kaminari, And Gran Torino.
To put it shortly I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH AND NEED HELP.
PLEASE NEZU I WILL DO ANYTHING.
Also ummm… I now have a quirked animal that I need the forms for…But that's a later issue.
“This is quite an interesting situation” his fur bristled at the scratchy wound.
Nezu looked at his pants rolling it up to let the sensitive wound have some ease. “I must get this healed,” he sighed.
“It’s too much of a distraction and a liability.” Shaking his head he looked back to the email getting an idea.
Dear Toshinori Yagi.
I will gladly lend you our facilities but I do have an offer for you. We can talk about it when you get here though. I will be inviting a few others to the same gym. I hope that's quite all right. Please come today at 7pm sharp. Can you call Gran Torino to inform them of this unprompted meeting?
You may bring your quirked animal if you want that to be finished today.
He let his tail sway back and forth going to open up another email becoming quite excited about the idea of this.
Nezu messed with something in one paw and quickly typed out another email.
Work thing.
Please Come at 7:30pm with Shinso, and you may bring Izuku if you please.
Letting a large grin painted across his face then he looked back at his inbox that the HPSC refused to leave the fuck alone.
The HPSC must have caught wind of what their “valued member” did and are trying to cover it up.
Oh no you don’t.
Taking a look at his desk he shifted a paper closer to him writing All Might's hero name onto it. The list ranged from underground heroes to daylight ones to say he was going on a man hunt was a statement.
Hawks was written down and crossed out 3 times.
Nezu decided to write his Name down fully and another hero's name The bunny hero Mirko.
Taking stock of his list again he looked at Gang Orca’s name which was at the top considering their history it was quite logical deciding that was enough staring at papers. So he got to his other task to annoy more HPSC people.
At 6:45pm he stood and walked into the gym. All Might was given access to the school already considering he was a good student when young he saw no reason to remove it.
Not the cleverest but not a complete idiot. He at least knew how to control himself so he was smarter than Endeavor.
The fact he came 5 mins after Nezu got to the gym he was right about him being smarter than he acts most of the time .
Later the man walked in fidgeting from foot to foot and staring at him which was fair considering he changed into something more comfortable.
“Hello there, Principal Nezu.” he gave his fake smile, letting it drop after a moment.
“Hello, Yagi, you may just call me Nezu. We will talk about my offer later” the other man nodded, going to sit down and watch the camera.
As much as Nezu wouldn’t admit it he was a bit sad that All Might didn't bring the quirked animal with him.
“Are you moving?” He heard the rumor from the police recently so he decided to ask what was the harm.
“Ah, Yes my apartment was full of black mold.” He takes back what he said about All Might being smart.
“How did that happen?” Yagi looked away from him.
“I would like to not speak of this.” He let the man go back to staring at the cameras.
Then he left going to get a small yellow haired kid that looked ready to jump of their skin. Nezu already searched up the kid in the quirk database but seeing an electric kid alone was strange .
“Huh a lone electric quirk user?” looking back at the tablet with the kids profile up he read the key detail.
Twin sibling died at 6 months old.
That sadly explained quite a bit about his quirk registry. Most electric quirks are born in pairs; it's quite rare for one to be born alone, normally gaining a black color to their hair.
It was something quirk scientists were obsessed with; he's heard it enough times to know. His own theory was one was positively charged the other was negative.
Shaking his head he focused back in as they walked in, well All Might and Denki did.
One was clearly staring, once he had ripped his eyes away he went back to happily chatting with the other. It was clear the kid was nervous.
Kaminari had gone to where All Might told him to. Which happened to lead him to here standing right outside of UA. It was UA!! The hero school, the one he's been trying to prepare for.
Am I actually here, or did Aik get her hands on a hammer again.
The man had come out of the school and basically picked him up, leading him through UA’s maze of halls. Denki took everything in, ingraining it into his brain.
“You're full of energy today my boy. Did something exciting happen lately?” Toshinori looked back at him, head tilted.
“ Where in UA why wouldn't I be excited!!?” Kaminari practically yelled at the blond man, bouncing to catch up with him.
They walked over to a large building. Toshinori looked back at him with a stranded smile, pushing open the doors, walking in.
They waited for a long while for someone that's at least what skinny might said.
“Sorry for being late, stupid traffic.” Kaminari tried to see the old man, but he was gone in the blink of an eye…
A gust of air rushed past his face, making him stumble back.
“Don't just stand there like a statue fight back, if I am to train you I need to know where you are now.” a gruff voice echoed around the room.
He looked back at All Might who was no help because he was cowering in a corner… Was he crying?
Something brightly colored colloidal into him, pushing him onto the dusty ground causing him to roll.
He got up, lowering into an unnatural fighting position; it was clear he had never really fought someone. Which was proven by how quickly he was nailed in the ass for the first time out god knows how many.
Kaminari was knocked to the ground over and over again looking like he just ran in mud. With some blood from his nose slowly dripping down.
“Fuck.” he muttered.
Now Kaminari doesn't usually swear but he thinks this is a warranted situation to do so. He didn’t mean to ignore the hero's 3rd rant but his attention was elsewhere.
Click.
Looking up at the door then the surprisingly short man, who was also tilting his head just at him. Before the man could open his mouth to berate him again for being distracted the gym door opened.
He panted from the ground hearing Gran say sorry for yelling at him about getting distracted something like that but he was too focused on the door to really listen.
“Are we interrupting something?” a man who looked like he lived on the street and a kid with purple gravity defying hair entered the gym.
“Aizawa! Save me.” Toshinori uncurled himself and dramatically crawled over to the man Aizawa?
The hobo man that must be Aizawa stared At Gran then Nezu then him then back to All Might. The purple haired kid just stared at him so he tried to stand and not look like he just got his ass beat 30 times.
“Oh shut it Toshinori it wasn't even you being beat up this time.” the old man's voice hallored from behind Kaminari. “ but that can be arranged if you want to be so dramatic.”
“N-no th-thank you.” Toshinori, All Might, cowered from this old man. It's not like Kaminari could blame him.
“Shinso, Denki, I would like to speak to both of you.” Nezu’s waved them over using his tail as a 3rd hand.
Shota wanted to go home the moment they stepped into the gym. Since Nezu, Some random, and some random teenager weren't
“Who are you?” he pointed to the yellow haired old man who knew his name.
Then his eyes landed on the shorter man “And Do I know you?”
“Oh that's one of the old teachers,” the rat spoke looking at him with beady eyes.
Shota squinted at the man, then a look of realization crossed his face “Hello Gran Torino.”
“Hello there young one” he looked over to the other man “And that deflated Skeleton is All Might.”
Why did he feel like he was just told a national secret? He was going to have to tell Shinso later to not speak of this.
“Okay nice to know.” Shota hid his shock pretty well, but the rat definitely picked up on it. Though the rat knew all so that was no surprise.
Both Shinso and Denki were approaching the white rat since they were summoned earlier.
Walking over Shinso looked ready to combust. The other kid looked too tired to give a crap considering they let their bloody nose continue to drip.
Hitoshi was ready to burst from fear and excitement, fear because Nezu wanted to talk to him and this other kid alone, excited because they were in UA.
The kid looked rough looking as if he went into a goddamn blender with some mud and blood. Most of the blood was from his nose but a few scratches that littered his skin did add to it.
The rat clapped his paws together, “let's introduce everyone before we get started, I am Nezu.” he points at Hitoshi.
“Oh…Shinso Hitoshi.”
The yellow haired kid, was stared at “Huh Oh Shit, Umm Denki Kaminari.”
Then Aziawa got stared at “Aizawa Shouta also known as Eraserhead.”
Lastly the two older men, were stared at the first one that looked like a skeleton spoke. “Yagi Toshinori or All might”
The other chimed in after “Sorahiko Torino, hero name Gran Torino.”
“Now that that's over with, down to business.”
“You both have my permission to use any UA facilities that you please just inform me that you're here.”
“Yes Shinso you can bring Izuku and you can bring Inko if you please.”
“Inkos not my cat though.” the Denki kid squeaked out.
“Really” Hitosh had stars in his eyes.
“Yes really and I bet Inko would love to go do something active.” The comment was half directed at Denki and half at him.
“Now that is all you two may go play?” he sounded unsure of himself at the last moment.
It was clear that Nezu does not deal with middle schoolers.
“I'll race you.” Denki looked at him.
“Sure…” The yellow haired kid ran a bit forward and ran after them grabbing onto their clothes.
They were just far enough to not look like they were eavesdropping but they were.
Aziawa was 100% onto them but they didn't give a shit.
Nezu’s frown turned upside down, his nose twitched and his tail swayed he looked excited.
“Yagi, would you like to become a UA teacher.” The man spluttered, spitting up blood.
“W-What”
“You would be getting 2 years of training before joining the staff you get to teach Denki in school when he gets into UA.”
Toshinori contemplated this for a minute
“You will also get fast tracked on Inkos paperwork, any Adoptions of children you do, And you will be trained by Aziawa here.”
“Wait what.” Aziawa stared at the rat.
“Im in” his response was instant.
“I never agreed to this.”
“You get a 10% raise.”
“I said nothing.”
Gran Torino laughed, “That means you got to get your teaching license.”
“Oh yea, i'll need that.”
“That will be gotten between the two years. Most criteria are already fulfilled for the type of teacher you're going to be.”
“And that would be?”
“The second heroics teacher.”
“I never agreed to this.” Aizawa muttered under his breath
“I'll raise your pay more.” Nezu smirked
“Fine.” he begrudgingly agreed.
Hitoshi and the boy, Denki stood awkwardly facing each other.
“So Nezu said you had a cat...” Hitoshi broke the silence between them.
“Well she's not mine but Yes sorta? Yagi has a Quirked cat named Inko.” Denki rubbed the back of his neck laughing a little.
“I also have a Quirked cat whose name is Izuku. He's green”
“Inko is also green..”
They stared at one another unblinking at what the other just said.
“That's quite the coincidence” Denki questoned
“It is…” Hitoshi responded blandly, thinking about it.
“Maybe they would like to meet each other.” he muttered under his breath, causing the other to look at him.
Abruptly a crash then a squeak echoed out. The boys jumped, whipping their heads around looking for the source of the noise.
“Cani that you?” he squatted down, scanning the area seeing a can start to shake.
Then it tips over its contexts now all over the ground.
A raccoon stumbles out with some trash on its coat, with some cheese burger in its mouth. It glared at them both then scurried away through a small hole in the gym.
“Nope,” Hitoshi sighed, letting his hand fall and just sitting down.
“Who's Cani?” the blond asked.
He looked up at Denki, then back at the place where the raccoon had been.
“He's a can that eats metal and other things, honestly we are not sure what it is,” Hitoshi explained while looking at the ground.
“Aaah okay” the kid clearly didn’t have 2 shits of a clue to what he was talking about.
They just existed in an awkward silence fell onto them both of them just shifting and fidgeting not knowing what to do with the other.
Denki then finally broke the silence “So what highschool you planning to go to?”
“The one we are sitting in” he replied in a heart beat getting to his feet.
“Ah Same, What department?”
“Heroics.”
“That's funny, Heroics is kind of why I am here.” he laughed a little bit.
“Daylight I am guessing.” he went over to the benches.
“Yep, what about you?”
“Underground.”
“What do underground heroes do?”
“They just don't have the public attention.”
“That makes sense…Honestly attention is annoying…” the kid was looking at All Might like he kicked a puppy.
Which was very unlikely that man would probably cry before doing that.
“What quirk does Izuku have?” Denki switched the topic on him out of nowhere.
“Some transformation quirk, he turns into a Griffin like beast.”
“Holy shit, that's really cool. Inko can make things float.”
He nodded, not knowing what to say lucky for him, the kid didn’t mind and continued on “Honestly I am not surprised All Might has a cat that could probably kick my ass.”
Hitoshi raised an eyebrow, seeming to key the other in his confusion. “Oh she held up my siblings.”
He was still confused how that led to his concussion but he reframed from asking.
“I just thought of something…What if a quirked animal and a human were a hero duo?” The kid's brain seemed to be running a mile a min but that was an interesting idea.
Hitoshi thought about it for a long moment “In theory that is possible.”
“You boys sound like you're having fun.” the cipher voice of Nezu interrupts their conversation.
Denki sparked off and Hitoshi jumped two feet off the ground.
Well I guess I know this kids quirk now.
“You can't just walk up on a man like that.” Denki batted at the sparks that came from his arms.
The mouse tilted his head, tail flicking. “Oh and why not?”
Hitoshi knew that voice Nezu was using, “What did you need sir.”
The mischievous smile that had been creeping up his face fell. “We are ready to discuss with you about your training.”
Nezu turned and the boys followed with a mixture of confusion and a bounce in their step. Well Denki did Hitoshi just trying to not vibrate out of his skin.
The adults looked about ready to sleep for an eternity, especially Aizawa his eye bags seem to have grown.
“Now that we're all here, let's get started. As you know these two will need training if they have any chance of getting into UA or being a hero in general.” Nezu waved a paw to the purple and blond haired boys.
Causing Denki to squeak in offense and Hitoshi to slightly glare.
“He's correct” Aziawa spoke in a monotone voice, sending any fight to rebuttal the statement right out of him.
“With that being said, I will be overseeing and making sure it's going smoothly.” Nezu mainly pointed the statement at Toshinori knowing Aizawa has experience in training people.
“Denki and Shinso both need Basic battle training, quirk control along with some physical strength and flexibility.”
“This doesn't even include the fact you both should probably be dealing with a quirked animal in the mix.”
“Why do you keep bringing up me with Inko?” Nezu got a glint in his eyes.
But didn’t elaborate “Speaking in the regard to training.” Gran spoke, causing him to flinch back.
“Start running a few laps. Stop when you get tired.”
“Right now.” Hitoshi blinked widely.
Denki looked ready to run already.
“Yes now.” Gran spoke in a flat tone, seeming to bend his knees slightly.
“YEP WE ARE OFF.” he was dragged off by the other Aizawa, seeming fine with this.
By the end of it they had both puked at least once, due to the fact they didn't listen to the part where they were supposed to
stop
when they were
tired
.
