Things that have made me laugh like out loud
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There's more to Batman then meets the eye by CM_DC_TMNT_HTTYD
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
01 May 2024
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The justice league still knows very little about Batman. The most they know about his personal life is that agent A seems to be a mentor of some kind, he has a German Shepherd named Ace the bat-hound, and that his side kick Robin is his only child (that they still know nothing about as Batman keeps him at arms length from them). At least that's what they thought until a young child wearing a mask with a dog by his side walked into their meeting asking his dad (Batman) for help.
or Bruce was just trying to get through the meeting as painlessly as possible, unfortunately for him his youngest had other plans.
or or Tim just wanted someone to help him open his juice and snack.
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“What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”
And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.
“I want to go to college.”
And Talia had made that happen for him.
(AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)
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5 times Batman fell asleep (plus 1 time Bruce did) by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Oct 2023
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Batman should put a warning label on himself whenever he falls asleep. It was an actual work hazard. Hal almost lost his hair one time!
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A King in Ghostling’s Clothing by TorScrawls
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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A frighteningly strong ghost appears in Justice League's midst and they find themselves powerless to fight back. Just when they think all hope is lost, something even worse shows up.
(Danny might have forgotten to tell them that he is the Ghost King and that the job comes with certain eldritch "perks")
This is written for Dannymay 2022 day 9/5 - Ghost King AU
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- Part 5 of Dannymay 2022
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All Hands on Deck (Batfam/Young Justice Crossover) by PepperSoniRoni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), DCU (Comics)
23 Nov 2020
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It's all hands on deck when a new species of alien threatens earth, and The Team combine forces with the Justice league. But it's not enough. Everyone is ordered to call in any favors they have, any solo heroes they know.
Batman is suspiciously quiet.
AKA: the bats keep showing up in an ever-flowing stream, and the Team begins to think Batman has an adoption problem.
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The batkids make a group chat.
Chaos ensues.
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Big kid privileges by Batccidentily-inlove (TheOtherHalfOfTheShell)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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The squabbling comes to a stop as Bruce runs his hands over his face, "Okay fine, you have Damian-,"
"Damn right," Dick says slamming the mug on to the coffee table next to them, carefully not to damage the case reports spread over the table, "and Steph! Don't even fucking try me, all it would take is one text and she'd let me adopt her!"
Bruce rolls his eyes ,"...I can't argue that..but I still have you, Jason and Tim. I win, I raised the best Robin's."
Clark shook his head, how did they even get here?
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Clark's pov on Batmans developing relationships with his eldest sons. -
Rosie Cheeks and Frozen Feet by Morg47 for SunnyRose
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2025
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The dwarves are all hard at work rebuilding Erebor. Bilbo's happy to help but feels as though they're forgetting that there is more to life than just work. So he devises a plan to help them remember what it's like to have fun. The snow helps.
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Whoever had the wonderful idea to bring every single team together for a day of "bonding" at the Watchtower needed to be checked for any mental injuries. Or, physical ones whenever Bruce found out who is was. This was going to be a bad idea. He knew that, not because he had yet to share his relation to a few other teams leaders and/or members, but because the annoncement didn't specify the uniform was necassarry. And like the demons they were, his children arrived out of uniform.
In matching crop tops.
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“What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”
And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.
“I want to go to college.”
And Talia had made that happen for him.
(AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)
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