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Personality Swap AU by BelleAmant
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2023
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Belos possesses Hunter, but when he tries to leave, Hunter doesn't let him.
I wasn't even following The Owl House that closely, but then S3E1 came out, and that Fight Scene™ was there, and then I saw something on tumblr that made my brain shoot off into a million ideas and I had to run to catch up. Enjoy the angst!
Written before the rest of season 3 came out.
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After weeks of pining over a certain vampire, boredom and a particularly talented wizard's illusion magic almost get the better of you.
Astarion x You story!
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Body, mind, and soul.
The day Raphael began plotting his revenge was the same day he discovered Tav naked in his bed.
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- Part 1 of The Devil’s Stage
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He’s almost looking forward to either falling from the top of the Netherbrain into the River Chionthar, or watching it fall from a safe distance. It’ll be over, then! It’ll be done. He can go hide in the dark, forget this ever happened twice. Astarion can forget Tav. He can move on. Learn to love the dark again, or something.
Astarion wakes up in a pod on the Nautiloid.
(COMPLETE! <3)
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Maybe They Did Things To Hurt You (But Baby, They Don't Deserve You) by FearTheSpork
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Nov 2023
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“I simply wish to be useful to you, little pet.”
Your eyes snapped open, freed from their lust filled heaviness in an instant. An icy jolt lanced violently through your gut, cutting through the heat that had been building since he’d pinned you underneath him. Your whole body tensed hard against his but Astarion didn’t even notice your sudden lack of enthusiasm.
Why would he?
He was performing again.
For you.
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Or; Astarion wants to make himself useful to you and you have to remind him that he's worth so much more than his body.
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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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When Raphael suggests using your body whenever he wants in exchange for the Orphic Hammer, you agree.
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The One Where Raphael is Bad in Bed
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When Astarion awakens in the aftermath of the Nautiloid crash, it is not to a friendly face but the press of goblin steel against his cheek.
Now a captive of the Absolute, he is left starving and huddled in the corner, waiting for the beast that shares his cell to finally strike.
Bears, after all, are not known to be the most gracious killers.
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“How old are you, Astarion?”
Astarion is not expecting the question, Halsin can tell by the way he jerks upright, spine straight, shoulders strong.
“Two-hundred-and-forty,” he answers without hesitation. “Give or take a few years.”
Halsin swallows, rewords his question. “How old were you when you were turned?”
Astarion goes quiet. Extremely, cacophonously quiet.
“Thirty-nine,” he finally says, a bolt straight into Halsin’s heart.
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Halsin discovers Astarion was turned before his maturity and all the sacred elven rites that come along with it. Including the sex one.
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The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by Cinnamontails
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Nov 2024
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“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
“Tax fraud.”
She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
"That's how we'll take down Cazador."- Language:
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If You Can't Say Somethin' Nice, Don't Say Nothin' At All by bapple
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Mar 2024
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Post Season 1. (Reader-perspective; reader is a named female OC)
After the attack from the angels, the Hazbin Hotel now stands stronger than ever. Hell offers a new option to newly initiated sinners; join the frays and freedoms of the pits of Hell, or start your time in Hell on an immediate path to attempted redemption in the Princess of Hell's rehab for wayward souls.
The first to choose the latter option, you wind up in the hotel from your first day in Hell; making new friends and discovering new adventures.
You are blissfully ignorant to the Radio Demon’s past and are therefore hilariously oblivious to how dangerous an interest in him could prove to be. In fact, you think he might just be the nicest guy around!
Bunnies and deer get on famously…. Right?
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You assume most demons regret the deals they make with overlords, but you didn’t. In exchange for keeping your only loved family member safe, you gave away your life and soul to Alastor. Now that your life was over, he would own you for all eternity:
“So, how is this going to work?” You inquire. Only slightly hiding your brewing heated emotions, while motioning your hand between him and yourself.
“I’m so glad you asked.” A cheshire grin revealing his previously hidden mouth of fangs. “Considering your most marvelous form, I’ve decided to make you my assistant. You’re quite on brand, my pet.”
Of course he would like how you look, the narcissist. Despite knowing that’s why he deemed you worthy of the complement, the heart in your chest skipped a beat. Damn thing should really get the memo on how bad Alastor is for you.
(Pst this story has a part 1: https://archiveofourown.to/works/31577402/chapters/78128891 )
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- Part 2 of Part of Your Plan
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Part of Your Plan: Part 1 Give Me Fear or Give Me Death by Bluecherry843
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
23 Jul 2021
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Your new found love of Urban Exploration has lead you to a small closed down radio station in New Orleans. After its sudden closing, rumors have spread that the building may have been haunted. While exploring the small building, it becomes obvious that the rumors of the haunting are true. A dead radio host is still in the building and even able to communicate with you. Every conversation with him leaves new questions racking your brain, as you try to figure out just what is going on.
Why is he still here? Why is he trying to lure you into the recording room? Why is he suddenly interested in your personal affairs? Why do you come back every week to converse with a demon? listening to his advice won't kill you, right?
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- Part 1 of Part of Your Plan
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Part of Your Plan: Bloody Red Rabbit by Bluecherry843
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
29 Apr 2022
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The squeal of radio feedback fills the room. A station is dialed just in time for the show to start. An enthusiastic voice booms through the small speaker.
“Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and others, I’ve got quite a tale for you tonight! Love, violence, and all of Pentagram City caught in between. An overwhelmingly charming overlord planning to accept the consequences of his necessary leniency. The lovely sinner he murdered seeking to find their own fame among the vermin of Hell. Their meager brother using his growing influence to interfere with the way this world works. Friends, family, and strangers alike are pulled into the drama as secrets are revealed, bodies are piled up, and lives are forever changed.
So lean in and listen closely to every detail as I give the account of the notorious, wicked, bloody red rabbit.”
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- Part 3 of Part of Your Plan
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Alastor's Hell by Charlie_W_Hawthorn
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
31 Mar 2024
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Angel Dust and the Radio Demon had only just started to tread the edge of a friendship before fate pushes them closer than either anticipated.
tldr; Alastor is dosed with a serious rut-enhancing drug that only Angel has experience with. After a lot of reluctance, Alastor admits he needs help. They grow much closer along the way.
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- Part 1 of Complicit Harmony
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If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!
Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.
..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.
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- Part 1 of dating alastor 101: a step by step guide
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Angel just wanted his freedom. He never expected that freedom would only come with more chains.
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- Part 1 of Together Unchained
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Slowly, the man’s head returned to the upright position. His smile stretched wider, sharper at the edges. When he spoke, the static had receded to a minimum, and his soft voice sounded almost as if he was in the same room, and not broadcasting from miles away. “You have no idea who I am, do you?”
“The man who thinks he can run up my time for free?”
Angel meets a weird demon as he walks the streets one day, and he isn't scared of him. They go back to his place and... don't... have sex?
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- Part 1 of Easy Street
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