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    “I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”

    “I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”

    “The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”

    “Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”

    --

    The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.

    (A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)

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    “Did it hurt, Your Majesty?”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer.

    “Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently.

    Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!”

    Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.

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    He stills for a moment, and then he murmurs against her skin, “Like that, do you? You utter deviant.” He licks a broad path over the bite, then whispers in her ear, “Tell me, darling, did you lure me here hoping for something more?”
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    Astarion decides to manipulate Emerie into caring about him the only way he knows how- with sex. He miscalculates badly.

    *an exploration of trauma responses and healing in a relationship. Angst with periodic relief and a happy ending.

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    Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.

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    Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”

    “None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”

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    A remix of Act 2 in which Gale gets more of a character arc resolution.

    “Gods damn it Gale!”
    Astarion leaps over him. The guard, poised to land an entirely excessive final blow to Gale’s skull, topples backwards with a knife in his gut. The second pierces his neck, sending him crashing to the ground. Astarion yanks his blades back, and drops to his knees beside Gale.
    “Oh no no no, you are not dying on me now.”
    Gale attempts to express something, but it comes out as a gurgle of bloody bubbles. The world swings to the side, black and spinning.
    “I swear, if it turns out I did just watch you spend the last of your magic sending your cat back to safety instead of saving your own damn skin-”
    The threat remains unfinished. A healing potion trickles between Gale’s lips.
    “Tressym,” Gale says, when he can finally trust his voice.
    Astarion is still crouched over him, cheeks flushed, sweat running down his brow and someone else’s blood smeared across his cheek. Gale has the sudden urge to kiss him.
    “What?”
    “She’s a tressym. Not a cat.”
    Astarion makes a noise of such furious, pained exasperation that Gale half expects the dagger to end up in his neck next.

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    ***

    "Techno?"

    "Yeah Tommy?"

    "What does the sky look like?"

    Techno paused, the question, like most of Tommy's questions made his heart ache for reasons he didn't understand.

    "I'll show it to you one day" he doesn't know why he says that, he knows by now not to make promises he doesn't know he can keep.

    "Really?"

    "I promise" and he swears to himself he'll find a way to keep it.

    ***

    Or Techno is a hero on a mission that quickly gets derailed when he meets Tommy, a boy who's spent his whole life locked in one room with only Dream, the biggest villain of the century, for company.

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    Tommy is in exile. Solely dependent on Dream, Tommy only can think back to the days were he remembered what freedom was truly like. When his defiance gets him in trouble one day, Dream offers him a potion, and Tommy doesn't hesitate to take it. Dream's his friend, right?
    Next thing Tommy knows he's eight years old, no father or brothers in sight, and he has no idea who this green guy with the stupid mask is. So, of course, he kicks the guy and takes off running.

    With a body and mind reversed eight years into the past, a memory troubled Tommy has to depend on Technoblade to help him figure out this new situation, without being kidnapped by the green guy or L'Manburg first. But as time goes on, Tommy begins to wonder about future Tommy, who doesn't seem to have been living a happy life. What happened in the past eight years that left him and the people around him so traumatized?

    ⟲  ○ ◯ ○  ⟳

    Or, in a world raged by war, Tommy is 8 years old, left with no one but Techno to take care of him as he runs from Dream and old friends he can’t remember.

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    A collection of letters gathered by the Pogtopia Restoration Team from the children of the Red Planet over the years, before, and even during, the Red Planet's Genocide.

    (YOU MUST HAVE READ THE CHILDREN'S REBELLION TO UNDERSTAND THIS FIC)

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    “He’s calling us out.” Hunter stared at the dead deer dumped outside the Noceda house. “That’s what his message is. He’s telling us he's alive, he knows where we are and he could come and get us whenever he wants, and there’s nothing we can do about it.”

    Against all probability, Belos is in the Human Realm. It's up to Luz and her friends to protect the innocent citizens of Gravesfield from the mad emperor.

    Except that seems to be exactly what Belos wants, and what Belos wants is never a good thing.

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    This time however, Tommy initiated the conversation. “So what do you do all day when you’re not staring at random people in bars? Got an actual hobby, or is this just your ‘thing’?“

    “I work in my father’s company.” Wilbur responded cooly, eyes fixated on the blond. Rich asshole.

    “Huh. So why are you here then? Doesn’t seem like the kind of place you rich types would hang out.” Curiosity took over any unsettling feelings he previously had about the taller of the two.

    Luckily for him, Wilbur seemed more than happy to share. “I kind of get bored from all the other snobs… I always enjoy going to smaller, more local areas. It’s a lot more interesting to me.”

    “So why come back here-?” Tommy pressed on, not realising that he walked back over, the only thing separating the two was the counter between them.
     

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    D Tier hero Tommy catches the eye of 3 of the strongest villains. Hero or not, how strong can one person's will be before they accept their new reality? Tommy won't allow himself to fall.

    Then why was it getting so dark around him?

    **PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS - DON'T BE WEIRDOS**

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    Belos is dead. The Collector is defeated. The portal door is working again and everyone now just has to move on with their lives and rebuild normality as best they can. This is easier for some than for others.

    When Willow invites Hunter to Grom, he assumes it is so that he, as a non-student of Hexside, can still be there to help Skara in her duties as Grom Queen. Emerald Entrails stick together, after all. Clearly there could be no other reason for Willow to invite him. This is all set to be a simple, friendly combined dance and fight with a demonic entity that reads minds and conjures your worst fears into reality. No biggie.

    Except with Boscha and her crew of bullies around and feeling braver than ever, this Grom might not be as simple as they all hoped. Especially when Hunter discovers that being the reincarnated container of hundreds of years of Golden Guards' fears is a bad thing to be around a fear demon.

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    The ground beneath Tommy’s feet gives way as he watches the chains slam onto their wrists.

    Something violently breaks inside him. His breath catches in his lungs and he struggles to keep upright.

    “What crimes?” Phil snaps as a muzzle is clipped over Wilbur’s mouth and Techno is forced into a reinforced straight-jacket. “Get the fuck off of me!”

    A trident is placed under Phil’s chin and Tommy can feel his heart shatter.

     

    Or, Tommy is free of the Red Room, only for his past to come knocking, bringing with it more trouble than he could have ever predicted.

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    The disaster at UA is over, so Izuku can finally return home with his new brothers. Things go way beyond his expectations, but what did he expect? An easy time with fellow members of Class 1-A?

    What a joke.

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    Izuku deals with having brothers for the first time, and his dads realize they completely underestimated having three teenagers in one house.

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    At age ten Izuku was kidnapped and he became just another statistic to the world. To himself though, he became a monster.

    Izuku went through four years of hell courtesy of All for One, but he survived. Finally free of the torture he was put through Izuku is declared a finished product and is given to Shigaraki to help with his plans. The issue is Izuku might not be as brainwashed as the villains seem to think he is. But that's alright, Izuku just needs to survive one day at a time because no one is coming to save him. He's completely and totally given up.

    That is, until UA comes into the picture and he begins to question if he can really keep on being a villain and hurting his new friends.

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    All it took was a split second for their world to fall apart.

    Or, what if Kikimora had succeeded in taking Hunter to Belos and Luz had failed in taking his place?

    Nothing good for Hunter, certainly.

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    As always, Tommy made sure to wear thick sweaters and heavy overalls, covering every spare inch of skin with fabric. For the most part, it worked. No one knew he was a pufferfish hybrid. They just thought he was a loud, boisterous kid who didn’t like being touched. They didn't even notice the tiny spines on his face, now that puberty and stress had mercifully covered his cheeks in acne.

    One morning, Tubbo tried to grab Tommy’s hand. The ram hybrid ended up heaving over a bucket for the next few hours. There was no fresh milk in Pogtopia, so there was nothing they could do but wait for the nausea to pass.

    It was the last time Tommy let anyone get close enough to make that mistake.

    Or: Tommy, a pufferfish hybrid, hasn't properly touched anyone in years. Techno is beginning to realize this.

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    Spiders are both overlooked and feared. They spin their webs, catch their kills and move on. Some hunt, finding their prey and stalking until the kill.

    Tommy’s not a Huntsman Spider anymore, though. He made sure of that when the skies bled black with smoke and the horizon was stained with orange and red.

    From a class of twenty-eight to a class of one.

     

    Or, Tommy has escaped the Red Room, only to stumble into the lives of a family of Villains, who want him to join their ranks, a corrupt businessman and his makeshift family and a bunch of Heroes, who swear they want to help him.

     

    Now with a Sequel: Come in from the Cold, Huntsman.

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    His name was Tommy Innes, and he was born to touch the stars.

    Of course, touching the stars was going to have to wait, because he'd lost that dream the moment his parents had died when he was ten years old—the moment he had watched that starship explosion and felt a bit of his heart die with them. He'd lost that dream when he was transported to prison and then to a place called Pogtopia.

    He'd lost that dream when he watched hundreds of children starve on the streets of Pogtopia. When he and two friends become the lone survivors of the Red Planet's Genocide. When they were rescued, and he was captured again.

    But maybe—maybe one day, he would regain that dream. Maybe he would hunt down the mass murderer that had executed his friends and gain his revenge—but that day was not now, and now he sat in a prison and stared at the faraway stars.

    Perhaps there would be people that he could call family again. People he would see again—people whom he had lost years ago. One day.

    Because he was an Avian, born to be forever alone amongst broken stars.

    And Avians did not fall unless they wanted to.

    or

    a science fiction fic about rebellion

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    Aizawa Shouta gives out his number to his class for emergencies, in the hope that they never call. He wants some peace and quiet with his husband, thank you very much. However, a late night call for help from his number 1 Problem Child gives him a startling discovery about his home life and drags everyone onto the path to healing.
    Follow Midoriya Izuku as he deals with the frequent dangers of Class 1-A while discovering the true meaning of family along the way.

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    (Takes place after The Children’s Rebellion)

    It’s holiday season, and Tommy is miserable.

    Why wouldn’t he be? Half of his friends are dead. The other half were basically on suicide watch.

    Yay. Merry Christmas.

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