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  1. 46

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    “You’re asking me to collaborate with you against another prisoner?” Phil asked incredulously. “Come on, mate, I’m not a fucking traitor. If one of my people wants to kill the shit out of yours, I’m not about to stop him.”

    “If you don’t do something, he’ll actually die,” Ranboo pointed out. “He’s sick, it’s not– okay, if it was a behavior problem I’d also be in trouble but this is a for real problem problem. The nanites didn’t take right. He’s not healing, he’s getting worse.”

    If it was one of Phil’s people, it would be a bigger betrayal to let them die. He’d want medical help in their place. “All right, then. Lead me to him.”

    It wasn’t one of Phil’s people.

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    Okay so shapeshifting into The Crow was objectively a bad idea, but on the other hand, he got to literally wear a mask in public and nobody was saying his real name. He could mess up, and it was like a whole different guy had messed up! Social anxiety life hack, simply do not be yourself when you make mistakes and then you won’t make mistakes. Technoblade had even spent a couple evenings at home in the shapeshift, eating everything in his fridge, and the wounds he’d presented with had slowly closed up. He’d washed the blood out of the suit too. His bathtub had looked like someone had died. It barely even hurt to be a superhero any more, and no one had said his name in a tone of confused condemnation in like a week. They’d said The Crow’s name, admittedly, but that hardly counted.

    Someone burst through the front door of the coffee shop, face pale. “There’s a kid stuck up on a ledge on the fourth floor, does anybody got a ladder?”

    Every eye in the coffee shop turned to look at the superhero standing at the milk and sugar cart with his drink. Techno gulped. “Uh, hi,” he said.

    Or: Technoblade is a secret shapeshifter who's just realized that superheros get free food. Hijinks ensue.

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    With rumors pilling up around the village and Kristin's surprise encounter with a fae, she should have thought twice about living so close by the forest.

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    Kristin meets a fae, life is never quite the same after that.

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    "Illusions are safe things, and I defy them by existing. As do you, old friend." 

    (Or; a moment between a god and his angel.)

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    The potato war came and went. Techno won, not by fighting, but by watching and farming and cultivating life until sheer numbers overwhelmed his adversary. When everything was said and done, he remained, trying to find a purpose amongst the massive fields of his island. He went back to working the fields underneath an unassuming sky.

    Turns out, not leaving the island and waking up one day to find his communicator broken starts an unforeseen chain of consequences; no updates from the subworld to the parent server, and the whole island ends up noted as idle and gets put into the server's storage instead of being counted as a regular inhabited island. While Techno's still in it.

    This...causes massive problems.

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    “You want more fish?”

    The bear tilts its head. It looks like a dog begging for table scraps, except three times larger. And with jaws that could crush his skull. It’s not adorable at all, Techno tells himself. Not in the slightest.

    ——————

    Or: the story of how Technoblade befriends Steve.

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  7. 82

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    Tubbo knows some things for certain: he was found in a box; everyone else thinks his parents abandoned him; he's got magic, which is a problem when the God of the Overworld has banned it and one of His Champions lives in L'Manburg; one of the founders of L'Manburg takes great issue with the magic ban; Tubbo's got friends and allies all around him, including Tommy; things are more complicated than they seem; the End has been sealed.

    These are all facts. But questions remain: why, exactly, would magic be banned and the End sealed? Why was Tubbo left in a box? And what, exactly, happened to the last Champion of the End?

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    After a tense day, Sam trips and falls down the stairs.

    It takes him a while to get back on his feet.

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    Techno whirls around. Under the tree sits a creature clad in green robes; three-headed and triple-winged. A thick halo of silver hangs above it, and a mask with deep engravings shields its face.

    “Where am I?” Techno asks it. He feels disoriented, dizzy from the fresh air.

    "Limbo," the creature says. "It’s a kind of afterlife. I made it for you."

    “It’s a void,” Techno says. “It’s uncreative.”

    "I created it to eternally torment you," the creature clarifies.

    Techno looks around him and sees sunny clean air as far as he can see. He tilts his head and says nothing.

    "The famed blood god himself," the creature hums, "destined to an eternity of empty void and peaceful field, all on his lonesome. Ironic, isn’t it? I thought it rather clever."

    Ironic enough, Techno thinks. He holds his silence.

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    [Or: Technoblade dies. His limbo is an empty island in the midst of a void, meant as an unpeaceful rest for an unpeaceful soul. He finds himself happy there, despite everything.]

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    Wilbur gasps back to life with mud between his fingers and rain in his eyes.

     

     

    Wilbur was dead. Now, he is not. He can't say that he's particularly happy about it.

    Unfortunately, the server is still as tumultuous as ever, even with Dream locked away, so it seems that his involvement in things isn't a matter of if, but when.

    (Alternatively: the prodigal son returns, and a broken family finally begins to heal. If, that is, the egg doesn't get them all killed first.)

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    A brief interaction between the Warden and the new assistant.

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  12. 12

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    These stories were written as part of the telephone writing game on the Chasing Stardust server. Essentially, playing a game of telephone, but with writing prompts! Each person came up with a prompt and it got passed on down the line, with everyone only being able to see the section of story directly before theirs. The result is a series of stories with continuity breaks and surrealist / absurdist elements.

    Coauthors on works are the prompt writers for the fic. They may or may not have contributed to the work itself (some prompt writers may choose to write wrap-up snippets), but are listed as the only coauthor so that we don't need all of the participants as coauthors.

    Event participants:
    Fal (Falstarin), Took (foolofatook001), Leo (GracefulLeopard), Stickers, Errol (HorribleTimes_MiserablePleasures), Whoop, Moon (Moonscar), Vee (pointvee), Hawk (Feliadox), Kakti (FlowerFox), Syares (syares), Ozzie (octopus_defence), Ketty (PolynomialPandemic), Cat (HappyCatTail), Exe (Xeamon_exe), Lumi (Liminalumi), Cookies (free_cookiesx), Crow (Alecellent), Bee (AHumbleBumbleBitch), Kat (RandomeProjectedKat), Bread (Blanksandwich), Space (Koolady), Gal (Gal_Writes_shit), Grim (grimfey), Ties (MinMinh), Fenn, and Tet

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    “If we’re the only two who own the game, how the fuck are we on a multiplayer server right now,” Techno says slowly.

    “Rumor has it this is all an elaborate marketing stunt,” Phil says dully. “Or that I’m actually trapped inside this game Jumanji style and can never leave.”

    Techno’s so caught off guard by that that he actually barks out a laugh - a loud, uncomfortable chuckle. “Yeah, right.”

    “It’s true,” Phil continues. His character looks up and meets Techno’s in the eyes. “I am stuck in this game. I’ve been trying to get out for decades. It’s utterly soul-crushing and I’ve given up all hope for a way out.”

    “Bruh,” Techno says, because he doesn’t know what else to say.

    ___

    [Or: Phil's chat has a running joke that the reason he only streams Minecraft is that he's trapped in the game like a Jumanji character. They're right, even if they don't know it.]

    [This work is on indefinite hiatus.]

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    "...If, theoretically, I could get you out of here…" 

    His expression was abruptly level, lacking all hints of the humor he'd utilized since the moment he set foot inside, and he took a single step forward, as serious as the grave. 

    "Would you be callin' in your favor, Dream?"

    It sounded like a promise and a threat, and Dream suddenly had no earthly idea what side of that coin his face resided on. 

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    Dream is in prison. So is Technoblade.

    Technoblade never (usually) tells lies.

    (As of June 8th, this is a canon compliant fic that contains spoilers for Technoblade's lore stream.)

    (EDIT: Sept 15th 2021: I've been putting this everywhere throughout this fic, but be warned! The first chapter is a one-shot, the second is not a real chapter and contains MAJOR DSMP spoilers.)

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  15. 25

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    Eleven-year-old Technoblade, sheltered yet already a dark wizard, makes a terrible mistake.

    No one is there to pick up the pieces except the teenager he meets barely an hour before his reckoning.

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    [Age-Swapped AU!]

     

    There was a split-second of silence as Technoblade watched on in absolute and utter horror as the baby avian pulled himself onto the wooden structure at the highest point of the house without a beat of hesitation.

     

    “Phil.” Wilbur’s voice was strangled in his throat, his eyes never leaving the boy as he took a careful step forward. “Phil… P-Please don’t move.”

     

    “Imma’ fly down Wil!” The kid exclaimed with absolute confidence. “Dun you worwe!”

     

    And with that, before a soul in the room could even begin to form a single coherent thought, Phil stood up against the wooden ledge, shook his fluffy, underdeveloped feathers open to its maximum wingspan and jumped-

     

     

     

    Alternatively: Technoblade only had a deaged Kidza for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, he would kill everyone on the server and then himself.

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  17. 54

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    Techno had never been fond of change. It was like an instinct within him. To resist the slow crawl of time as the things around him morphed. Even if the change was generally for the better, it still irked him. Like crumbs under the bedsheet change was an unsatisfying itch, and there were only two points in Techno’s life he can remember embracing change with open arms.

    The day he got adopted.

    And the day he accepted he'd lost everything.

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    Technoblade did not ever look in the mirror and see things others saw. He did not notice that his fair skin and pink hair would be seen as anything other than hair and skin and that the tusks he had since he was a boy would be the subject of late-night thoughts.

    He did not realize that just like Helen he had the audacity to be born beautiful

    Or,

    Technoblade may call his brother Theseus but this mfer really out here getting helen of troy-ed.

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    Nope, Technoblade thought to himself as he shut the door in yet another person’s face. Why couldn’t people just leave him alone? He was retired, for god's sake. But still they came, each one with some money and the same request: kill someone for me. My father, my enemy, my lover— who exactly they wanted dead varied. He supposed he shouldn’t blame them; he had been a mercenary once, a sword-for-hire. The Blade, they had called him. He had measured time with his scars and killed without mercy. For a while, that was fine.

    Or the one where Techno tries to run from his past, but he finds a kid that's just a little bit too much like him and decides to take him in.

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    [July 1st 2022 Update: This completed story is now dedicated to Technoblade. We will miss you so, so much. Fuck cancer.]

    (Somewhere else, a madman presses a button.
    Somewhere else, Wilbur Soot succeeds.)

    Tommy relived the moment L'Manburg blew up every time he closed his eyes, whether it was to blink, or to sleep. He heard the screams, cut off before they could even gain any true weight by detonations so loud that his ears still rung. He saw Tubbo, wide eyed and petrified as realization dawned. He knew he saw none of it, and yet it was so clear that it haunted him. A wretched dream, made worse by the guilt that plagued his every breath.

    Out of all the people to survive. Out of everyone.

    Why was it them?

    Or

    Wilbur blows everything to hell on the day of the Manburg festival, just like he wanted. When the ashes settle, it's just Tommy and Technoblade. It's just them, healing up in a world that never wanted them.

    (And then it isn't, and the world is already upside down, so it only makes sense for gravity to give up on them entirely.)

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