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    “I just don’t get why we’re trying something this risky!” Tommy exclaimed. “The Pythia is, like, the most important person in the whole palace besides the king. They’re gonna be guarded to all hell and back.”

    “And that’s why you’re gonna be wearing a guard’s uniform,” Phil reminded him, adjusting the wings on his lap. “Plus, it’s literally a masquerade ball. The Pythia won’t be able to recognize you’re not one of their guards. All you have to do is tell them you’re taking them to a safe location when me and Techno start our distraction, and once you get them in private, use your magic to make them follow you out.”

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    “Look, like I said, I don’t want to hurt you, Wilbur,” Tommy said, taking a step closer to him, not reacting when Wilbur stepped back again. “Plus, are you even happy here?”

    “It doesn’t matter whether I’m happy or not. Clara chose me for this role, and I’m not going to go against Her will,” Wilbur said, although the words tasted like dirt on his tongue.

    or, Tommy tries to kidnap an oracle, but things don't go exactly according to plan.

    NOW BEING REWRITTEN + CONTINUED

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    Tommy, the son of Jschlatt, has been captured by King Philza in an attempt to negotiate peace.

     

    Aka SBI becoming a family and helping Tommy

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    Tommy was frankly tired of Wilbur's bullshit.

     

    There’s only so many times you can find your colleagues ass slumped in the middle of a dark and dirty alleyway with a most likely life threatening injury before you decide ‘hey maybe this time I’ll just let him die’.

     

    Fortunately for Wil, however, Tommy was really craving a Domino’s and with Phil’s bullshit rule of only having meals when the whole family is alive Wilbur’s survival was now imperative for Tommy’s takeaway dream to become a reality.

     

    So of course Wilbur was now fatally stabbed in the alleyway. Because he was a fucking prick.

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    Or Tommy can’t tell two tall bitches apart and drags an unsuspecting vigilante into the bullshit that causes.

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