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Purpled joined the game
<Purpled> what kind of bedwars map is this
<Docm77> ?
<Renthedog> HUH
<GeminiTay> what?
<Grian> OH?
<Stressmonster101> :0
<VintageBeef> new guy?
<GoodTimeWithScar> new member! :D
<Tango> WHO
<Docm77> X, who is that? Did you invite them?
<Xisuma> uhhh… I don’t know? I’d tell you guys beforehand if I did invite someone. We only invited two new Hermits this season and they’re Pearl and Gem
<ZombieCleo> that doesn’t sound good
<Tango> kinda sus even
<Xisuma> I’m gonna check spawn real quick
<Welsknight> Do you need backup in case something goes south? I happen to be near spawn
<Grian> I wanna go too!
<Xisuma> Nah I’ll be okay, keep an eye out though
<Grian> aw ;(
<Stressmonster101> be careful! I hope that person is nice
<Xisuma> I will
<BdoubleO100> I’ll go back to building then!!
<GoodTimeWithScar> Me too, hope it goes well!
<Keralis1> Purpled is an interesting name! It sounds neat! And creative too
<PearlescentMoon> they just added -d in purple though?
<Keralis1> okay Pearl Scent Moon
<PearlescentMoon> it’s pearlescent-moon >:(
<joehillssays> no no that's smart
<joehillssays> literally no one is stopping them from turning a random noun into a regular verb/past tense
<joehillssays> I wonder how their thought process went
<ZombieCleo> you just find everything interesting don't you
<Renthedog> heya dudes is someone missing a wolf?
<ZombieCleo> nope
<VintageBeef> not me
<GeminiTay> No, why?
<Renthedog> found a lil wolfie near Doc’s cursed chunk, he’s chilling right on the edge of it!
<Renthedog> he's so friendly!
<Docm77> Oh I saw it earlier
<Docm77> I assumed it was yours so I left it there
<Renthedog> it’s not mine! But it got a collar and everything so it’s definitely someone else’s
<Stressmonster101> doggy! Just take care of it until the owner comes, Ren :D
<Renthedog> on it :D
<Xisuma> I'm at spawn! I can see him from here
<Docm77> be very careful
<Xisuma> I’ll try
<Xisuma> he looks about 15?
<Xisuma> I'll talk to him, brb
Xisuma hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape Purpled
<Docm77> XISUMA?
<Iskall85> OMEGALUL
<GoodTimeWithScar> WOAH WHAT’S GOING ON
<Renthedog> THE NEW GUY IS FERAL!!
<Stressmonster101> D:
<Welsknight> I'M ON MY WAY X
<Xisuma> NONONO you don't have to! I think he got scared bc of my skin
<Xisuma> I'm an Axolotl this season, remember?
<ZombieCleo> i told you that skin is unsettling
<Tango> why is he scared of water kittens?? theyre the cutest little crechers ever :((
<impulseSV> yea besides the fact that theyre murderous water predators
<Xisuma> It's strange. I don't think he's scared of axolotls. He looks more confused than anything
<Welsknight> Has he not seen an axolotl before?
<Xisuma> Perhaps?
<ZombieCleo> well that's weird. Axolotls have been around for a while
<Welsknight> let me ask this again, do you need help X?
<Xisuma> I'm fine, he's just a kid
<Xisuma> I can handle this
Xisuma walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape Purpled
<Iskall85> FAMOUS LAST WORDS
<Stressmonster101> oh dear
<iJevin> LOOOOOOOOOL
<cubfan135> x are you really ok?
<Tango> WHO DIES FROM A CACTUS HAHAHHAHAH
<Xisuma> please
<Xisuma> dont ask
<Iskall85> LMAOOAOAOASDFKL
<MumboJumbo> Grian just fell from his chair from laughing too hard, what is happening here??
<falsesymmetry> Apparently a stranger joined, we don't know if it's a mistake or not but he's proven to be hostile.
<Xisuma> He’s really not! It was just an accident
Xisuma was slain by Purpled
<Stressmonster101> D:
<Docm77> That one doesn’t look like an accident.
<Welsknight> I’m coming over
<GoodTimeWithScar> Be safe!
<Xisuma> He was punching me with a STICK
<Xisuma> I can take care of this.
<hypnotizd> yea and he killed you with it
<Xisuma> Yes, but it’s a stick!
<hypnotizd> AND YOU DIED FROM IT X
<iJevin> i know this is terrible but why is this funny
<Etho> i feel the same way kinda
<PearlescentMoon> It's so weird seeing you lose your cool like this, X!
<VintageBeef> he's always been a dork, really
<PearlescentMoon> X said this Purpled guy is around 15 right? Why is he alone and how did he end up here?
<GoodTimeWithScar> That’s what we’re gonna find out!
<Etho> the guy doesn’t sound too cooperative though
<Xisuma> REN
<Renthedog> YEAH DUDE?
<Xisuma> you found a dog right
<Renthedog> yes???
<Xisuma> bring it to spawn
<Xisuma> hurry he kept hitting me with a stick
<Xisuma> HE CRAFTSED AN ACXE
Xisuma was slain by a zombie whilst fighting Purpled
<Renthedog> I’LL GO AS FAST AS I CAN
<falsesymmetry> Screw this, I’m flying there too
<Xisuma> No don’t crowd him
<falsesymmetry> X you died like 4 times to this kid
<Xisuma> He’s just looking for his dog! No need to make it a big deal
<ZombieCleo> “no need to make it a big deal” yeah right u already did it yourself by dying 4 times to a stranger
<Xisuma> seriously it’s okay
<Welsknight> I think we got it covered now, I’m here with X
<joehillssays> did Ren make it there too?
<Renthedog> YEA
<Renthedog> im here with the dog dudwrsfosgiewgjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
<Docm77> What?
<Renthedog> THE DUDE HIT ME WITH AN AXE
<Renthedog> I JSUT ARRIVED WITH THE DOG MAN
<Welsknight> the dog is probably his then?
<joehillssays> sounds like it
<Renthedog> IM ON 2 HEARTS
<Docm77> you brought food with you right ren?
<Renthedog> YES DOC
<Keralis1> I didn’t know axe hurts you that much!
<Renthedog> the dude crit me twice in a row then ran away, I couldn’t even touch him!!
<falsesymmetry> We have a skilled fighter here.
<Xisuma> hush False don't even think about it
<Xisuma> He’s on top of the tree a few blocks away from from us
<Xisuma> he got the dog with him too now
<Welsknight> he crafted a bow uh oh
<Purpled> HOW DID THAT GUY NOT DIE AFTER 3 LIVES
<joehillssays> he talks again!
<joehillssays> nice
<GeminiTay> I thought you lost your coms or something!
<Welsknight> what do you mean by 3 lives?
<Purpled> they came back to me and their skin is NOT gray at all
<Purpled> he’s supposed to be a ghost at this point
<Welsknight> And what do you mean by that?
<Purpled> My last server limits our lives to three respawns
<Purpled> Once u lost it, that’s it, game over
<Purpled> ur gone
<Tango> Isn’t that just the game grian suggested for our camping trip on another server a few months ago lol??
<Grian> oh you’re right!
<Grian> It’s like hardcore but different
<Purpled> no no u dont understand
<Purpled> our admin will literally delete our existence
<Purpled> some people could come back as a ghost but the rest just went straight to hell
<Purpled> at least that’s what i understand from observing
<Grian> Your admin didn’t even tell you about it??
<Purpled> idk no one fucking told me anything
<Purpled> I found out about it like 4-5 months later when people started dying left and right and tried my best to get good armor
<Stressmonster101> what kind of admin would allow such a thing? why did they make up that rule…
<Purpled> oh you have NOT met the guy
<Purpled> honestly im kind of lucky that im not on the receiving end of his bullshit
<Stressmonster101> ;;;
<Xisuma> ….Well, good news for you, then.
<Xisuma> Building is a hassle and we injure ourselves a lot because of it so we have unlimited respawns here. None of those 3 respawns business. I can’t imagine someone would limit them
<Purpled> i
<Purpled> prove it
<Renthedog> haven’t you killed him like 4 times already??????
<Purpled> shut up
<Purpled> prove it to me again
<Xisuma> You have a bow and arrow with you, right?
<falsesymmetry> XISUMA NO
Xisuma was shot by Purpled
<Stressmonster101> Oh dear God
<Renthedog> ZERO HESITATION
<joehillssays> woah
<GoodTimeWithScar> I’m glad you guys are close to spawn…. Going back and forth is nightmarish
<cubfan135> definitely, you of all people should know
<Etho> ok i like this kid
<VintageBeef> he literally killed x
<VintageBeef> what are you saying
<Etho> but it’s funny though
<Purpled> holy shit u came back
<Purpled> UR STILL ALIVE
<Xisuma> yes i am still alive
<Xisuma> You believe me now?
<Xisuma> Care to explain your situation, and how you ended up here?
<Stressmonster101> Wait, is he still on the tree? Near the swamp biome?
<Welsknight> Yes, he refused to talk to us so as you can see, we use comms instead. Not practical but it’s something since he kept shooting arrows when I tried to fly there
<Purpled> okay so about that flying thing
<Purpled> how the fuck
<Purpled> and i just wanna say the first red flag was the giant egg i spawned in
<Purpled> the egg itself isn’t red and doesn’t have nasty vines all over it but still weird
<Grian> If it makes you feel any better, the only other egg here is the ender dragon egg and we use it for a game of tag!
<Purpled> WHAYDT
<Purpled> WHAT
<Purpled> ENDER DRAGON???????
<Purpled> better question, HOW AND WHY
<Grian> wait now that i think of it
<Grian> it’s kinda bizarre that we’re doing this actually
<Purpled> YEAH EXACTLY
<PearlescentMoon> wonder what momma dragon thinks about her egg being tossed around
<Purpled> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SERVER
<joehillssays> we call it Hermitcraft, just a good ol little server
<Purpled> what the fuck
<Purpled> what the fuck
<BdoubleO100> WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
<Purpled> what the shit
<BdoubleO100> SAME THING!!
<Docm77> So how did you end up here?
<falsesymmetry> Or is this an infiltration?
<Docm77> Your fate shall be decided depending on your answer.
<Renthedog> chill out ??
<Docm77> he's killed X multiple times and almost killed you and Wels!
<falsesymmetry> Exactly what he said
<Welsknight> If it makes you feel better, I'm alright
<cubfan135> Please calm down you two, you're almost twice his age
<Docm77> HEY
<falsesymmetry> Doc? Maybe, but I’m not
<falsesymmetry> so answer us!
<Purpled> well I don’t fucking know?? I already decided to leave the server and stay at Hypixel but then this happened when I tried to use the server portal
<Purpled> this pink headass told me that it’s impossible or sumthn bc this server right here is coded to be inaccessible to unwanted guests and it’s far away from everything else
<Xisuma> first off, it’s Xisuma. Second of all, do I need to wash your mouth with soap?
<iJevin> he’s a kid man let him live
<xBCrafted> i mean he did die 5 times today by the same kid you're referring
<GeminiTay> Hypixel? Why would you stay in a mostly death game based server?
<PearlescentMoon> I don’t even know they allowed people to stay over there :0
<Purpled> yeah that’s the thing
<Purpled> they don’t
<Purpled> so i just need to be a permanent Bedwars player or work for a Skyblock base for them to let me stay
<Purpled> or start being a merc again since i dont really have anywhere else to go
<Purpled> but frankly that one is way too troublesome when I have Dogchamp with me
<Purpled> o
<Grian> HUH
<Purpled> shit
<Purpled> i said too much
<Purpled> I hereby declare ur all blind
<Docm77> Who the hell allowed this toddler to be an assassin
<Purpled> IM SEVENTEEN
<iJevin> literally the same thing
<Purpled> IT’S NOT
<Purpled> and im just a mercenary, not an assassin though i do freelance work from time to time
<iskall85> SKJFHSDKF
<iskall85> mercenary huh
<Purpled> it’s not a big deal, everyone knows im doing it and has no problems with it
<BdoubleO100> who in the heck just joined this server
<falsesymmetry> Someone dangerous
<Purpled> LOL
<Purpled> Listen, there’s no reason for me to be violent to any one of you since I only work under someone's orders. It’d be a waste of my energy to go after u
<falsesymmetry> then why did you kill Xisuma?
<Purpled> his helmet is so fucking weird
<ZombieCleo> I TOLD YOU THAT SKIN IS FREAKY
<joehillssays> cleo shhhh
<Purpled> and I lost my dog, ofc i freaked out
<Purpled> he’s my pride and joy
<falsesymmetry> So you won’t hurt anyone anymore?
<Purpled> If it’s the rules here, then sure, I won’t. though knowing that im feared when no one had ever acknowledged my existence is pretty new
<Xisuma> Purpled….
<Purpled> what
<Xisuma> you probably guessed it already but I’m the admin of this server
<Purpled> wouldn’t have noticed lol u suck at fighting
<Xisuma> in my defense I’m rusty.
<Purpled> lol sure u are
<Xisuma> Anyways, since I have to look through this portal problem, why don’t you spend the night at my base? It’s getting late and I don’t want you to sleep in the woods.
<Purpled> pfffft it's nothing new
<Purpled> and i thought i’ve proved that im more than capable to take care of myself by killing you repeatedly
<Xisuma> to be fair you used a stick to whack me the entire time
<Purpled> because I didn’t have my items with me!!!
<Xisuma> my point exactly
<Xisuma> you need an actual place to stay for at least tonight or till i figure out what’s wrong with your teleportation
<Xisuma> now come down from that tree and we’ll go to my base
<Purpled> .
<Purpled> make me
<Xisuma> sigh
<Xisuma> quick guys what do teenagers like these days
<ZombieCleo> SERIOUSLY?
<Xisuma> just do it
<Renthedog> The Beatles?
<Stressmonster101> cookie monster! :D
<falsesymmetry> tamagotchis?
<iJevin> FREEZY FREAKIES
<GeminiTay> what in the world are those
<Docm77> heavy metal
<GoodTimeWithScar> ABBA? Queens?
<hypnotizd> pacman
<cubfan135> Slinkies
<PearlescentMoon> what year is this????
<MumboJumbo> You guys are hopeless
<Iskall85> I don’t see YOU suggesting anything
<MumboJumbo> nintendo switch maybe
<Grian> wow
<MumboJumbo> ?? do you not know about it?
<MumboJumbo> You’re not that much older than me, come on
<Grian> idk maybe you’re way older
<MumboJumbo> DONT SAY THAT
<MumboJumbo> XB you're the youngest, you must've known something
<xBCrafted> who said that
<MumboJumbo> the internet
<xBCrafted> ah yes Internet the only reliable news source and definitely more trustworthy than asking the person himself
<MumboJumbo> ..... Then how old are you
<xBCrafted> classified
<MumboJumbo> please not this again
<MumboJumbo> anyways I think games is a good way to persuade him?
<PearlescentMoon> true! Video games are the most obvious one!
<MumboJumbo> I... don’t have games on me but I’ve handcrafted a rubik's cube once, it's in my e-chest
<Purpled> oh i like rubik’s cubes
<MumboJumbo> I’ll give it to you right now!
<Purpled> ur not srsly gonna offer just that are you
<Purpled> how cheap do you think i am
<Etho> im sorry x but this is too funny to read
<Etho> You’re on your own
<Xisuma> sigh
<Xisuma> Can you tell us what you want then?
<Purpled> i wanna have ur base for myself
<Xisuma> Sorry, but I don’t think I can allow that.
<Xisuma> You understand why
<Purpled> fuck
<Purpled> uh
<Purpled> cannnnnn u build a house for Dogchamp then
<Xisuma> ah
<Xisuma> Of course :)
<Xisuma> I’ll build the doghouse however you want
<Purpled> use diamond blocks only
<Xisuma> I have more than enough diamond blocks for that actually
<Purpled> wait what the fuck
<Purpled> u for real???
<VintageBeef> are you seriously flexing on a kid X
<Xisuma> If that’d make him listen to me then I’ll do whatever it takes
<Purpled> sdkfjhsdkjf im jk
<Purpled> just build him a wooden house
<Xisuma> Noted. Will you follow me now? Will you go down from that tree?
<Purpled> tch
<Purpled> sure I'll listen
<Purpled> for now
<Xisuma> It’s settled then.
<xBCrafted> that was a wild ride!
<ImpulseSV> the biggest victim here is Xisuma, hope he's feeling ok
<Stressmonster101> Yeah, will you guys be okay?
<Xisuma> Go on your merry way, everyone, Wels and I can handle the rest.
<Renthedog> x just shooed me away :’(
<Docm77> just go home ren, it’s late anyway
<Renthedog> on my way, dude!
<Xisuma> I suggest everyone keep an eye out for any anomalies that’s happening around you and report them to me.
<Xisuma> and I'd appreciate it if you'll give me info or clues about this teleportation incident
<Keralis1> this might be the beginning of something really big!
<falsesymmetry> Dear GOD no
<joehillssays> what kind of terrifying gremlin has walked upon this cursed land
<BdoubleO100> what a little rascal he is!
<Zedaph> Hello! Did I miss anything? My communicator was going wild!
<Tango> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
<Zedaph> just chillin
<ImpulseSV> you've missed so much
<TinFoilChef> So
<TinFoilChef> Is anyone gonna explain why X has adopted a little assassin
<Xisuma> tfc no