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Battle, My Love (Work in Progress) by ierobirdhips
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, I Don't Know How But They Found Me (Band), Panic! at the Disco
11 Dec 2025
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Gerard is found on the street by infamous mobster and Italian Mafia leader Frank. Life ensues.
(maybe eventual smut, but we focus on the cute stuff here. plus hurt/comfort [you know i gotta do it to em])
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medication (i'm so fucking alone) by crystalfruit
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Bandom, The Used, Panic! at the Disco, L.S. Dunes (Band), Cobra Starship, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday (US Band), Saosin (Band), Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Twenty One Pilots
03 Dec 2025
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AU of "medication (and the way your eyes look into me)" where Gerard is fired from their nursing job after being caught with Frank, so they get back together with Bert McCracken.
Gerard knew their marriage with Bert wasn't perfect, hell, it was barely tolerable. The constant bickering, name-calling, and Bert reminding them of their past weren't ideal, but Gerard learned to live with it since Bert was all they had after losing their job at the nursing home, after losing Frank. But things worsen when Gerard accompanies Bert to his annual family reunion, and Gerard soon learns what their husband is truly capable of.
What could possibly be in store for their life from then on? Well... read and find out maybe...
**warning, starts off a little dark but soon turns into a dramedy... don't take this so seriously!! anyways - enjoy
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Day 8: Jealousy by fun1ghou15
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
12 Oct 2025
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This is so low effort its 2 am, I could remake this sm better but idgaf
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- Part 8 of Funpoison October prompt challenge
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- English
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- 740
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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After his parents' divorce, Frank, his mom, and his siblings move into Belleville. Because obviously, they're broke. When Frank starts at school already halfway through the year at St. Matthews Academy, all he wants is to get through it, maybe cause a little trouble on the way. But that isn't so easy when the popular jerks are on your case for being gay in a Catholic school. Which is pretty stupid, seeing as one of them literally has a boyfriend. Speaking of said boyfriend, is he really as bad as the people he hangs around? Frank seems to think not.
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The Monster and The Boy with no Heart by LarksAndDusk
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy
07 Oct 2025
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Pete had found himself looking right at Mikey in the eyes. “Have you ever had a like debilitating crush on someone?” Pete never thought he would have the courage to say that to Mikey out loud.
The brunette man blinked a little, “No. No I haven't.” His eyebrows furrowed, “What's going on?”
“Seeing you kissing Gabe reminded me of this person I like. I mean like, like like. All I do is think about them, fuck it’s crazy. Right?” Pete thought he sounded like a teenage girl but he didn’t care. He sounded like he was writing PW+MW in a scrambled heart in a glittery journal. Pete began to rub the back of his neck.
Mikey gave him a warm smile, “Is she pretty?” His head tilted and his hair fell into his face. He was still so sweaty that his hair actually barely moved.
“He’s the most beautiful man I have ever met,” Pete chuckled until he realized his mistake. Fuck.
OR- Pete and Mikey are a little obsessed with each other, chaos ensures...
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- Part 1 of Why Do You Believe?
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A Date With Hope by spiralingsorrows
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance (Music Video), Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy (Music Video), Mindless Self Indulgence (Band)
02 Oct 2025
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My fingers are calloused and worn out, so am I. it's because of her because everything I do now has always been for her. She deserves the world and I'll kill god for it to happen.
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The boys go out to the bar for the night to let loose after working all day in the studio. Gerard has had a few too many drinks and Frank notices another man flirting with Gerard.
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Effervescent Disenchantment by Inndie
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Twilight (Movies), Bandom
15 Apr 2025
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A small, modern-ish AU based on the hit Twilight (2009) franchise (more movie-oriented vs books because I think the books are too messy) featuring AU!Frank Iero as Bella Swan and AU, vampire!Gerard Way as Edward Cullen.
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The Truth of a Drunken Prophet or: Lady Morgue Keeps Her Dead Brother in a 20$ Motel Room by 0_gloustt, ddisturbia
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
06 Apr 2025
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Frank has been working as a mortuary assistant at a family-owned morgue for two months. His boss, Gerard, is a man consumed by alcoholism and his work, who has been living for years with his best friend and assistant, Ray. When Frank discovers that the house holds memories that should never be spoken of, things spiral out of control.
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Gerard is stuck in an abusive relationship. He has such low self esteem he doesnt know any better, and thinks he deserves it. Stressed out and now the legal guardian of Mikey, he has little time to worry about himself. Will Frank be able to help him escape? Or will his relationship destroy him?
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A Melodia do Adeus by pickthebesttimes
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Used
14 Feb 2025
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Aos dezessete anos, Frank Iero vê sua vida virar de cabeça para baixo, quando seus pais se divorciam e seu pai decide morar na praia de Wrightsville, na Carolina do Norte. Três anos depois, ele continua magoado e distante do pai. Entretanto, sua mãe decide que seria perfeito ele passar as férias de verão com o pai, um ex-pianista frustrado, que vive tranquilamente e absorto na criação de uma obra de arte. Ressentido e revoltado, Frank rejeita toda e qualquer tentativa de aproximação do pai e ameaça voltar para Nova York antes do verão acabar.
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i hope u love it i worked rlly hard on this
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The Used on tour with MCR in 2023
A collection of loosely connected scenes of a Used/MCR tour, inspired by: my dreams of The Used and MCR touring together in the present, seeing The Used live 3 times in the past 12 months, numerous unhinged conversations with princess_casserole, and various random things that made me think of Bert and Gerard and Frank
Set in the last year, before MEDZ came out (except for the epilogue)
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2nd part of "There Will be a Savior"
Gee goes into puppyspace. Frank has a meeting. Bert makes an appearance.
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- Part 4 of Bullets & Candy (Frerard Oneshots)
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Gerard is thrown out by his master. Frank finds him in an alley.
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- Part 2 of Bullets & Candy (Frerard Oneshots)
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Gerard is a successful camboy, like every night he gave a great show in his room, not knowing that two big fans would visit him that night...
So, to the public what they ask for
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Summer's started and Mikey has the perfect mansion with a pool for parties. They're gonna need a pool boy tho. Frank's up for the job. No one in town knows the two sibling's secret. Well, almost no one. Frank starts noticing weird things at the Way's mansion as the summer goes by.
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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This is a sequel to Brushstrokes and Bullet Holes!! So go read that one first ^.^
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2005. Emo music is at its peak, and Gerard Way has found himself the unwilling face of it. Lia Lance wants to stay as far away from him and the music as possible. She's moved on, because he's moved on. She doesn't need him, and he doesn't need her.
They've both got a bad case of denial.Series
- Part 2 of Lia and Gee
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Teeth Out And Growling by fangirlinz (writing_ants)
Fandoms: The Used (US Band), My Chemical Romance, Bandom
09 Apr 2024
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He grins and I suddenly notice the wolf child in him; canines shiny, lips ruby and reflective like he's put on chapstick. My thoughts - sludge or slime - slosh about with nothing concrete to grab onto, just the steady buzz of panic.
The Polaroid is tiny, but it's clear who are the two men in it; tattoos betray him and my frame stands out even in dim light. He wouldn't fuckin' dare, he wouldn't-- but he did.
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• Gerbert fic at it's core (I promise).
• Individual trigger warning always at the top of a chapter. However, some things always apply (ex. Fantastical racism).
• Some triggers (ex. Explicit suicide/death) are heavy. Chapters that are considered heavy will be marked "⚠️" and there's gonna be a short Recap the next update; so the chapter could be skipped in case you wanna keep reading.
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Crown The Vultures by fangirlinz (writing_ants)
Fandoms: The Used (US Band), My Chemical Romance, Bandom, The Academy Is...
29 Mar 2024
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"Yea, sprinkle some glitter on that vomit, it'll make it all better."
"Shut up."
"What? I'm making artistic suggestions here."
"You're glitter vomit."
"//Oh my gosh, you're soooo funny...//"
*laughing* "Shut up"OR: It's painfully ironic how Gerard can only find happiness while rotting in The Most Miserable Place on Earth™️. Oh, well, he has his brother and his boyfriend, makes an effort not to shed tears when thinking of his kid. They make the best of it; try to. But then Frank Iero, a 19 year old punk, crashes through the cellblock like the Kool-Aid Man.