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The Monster and The Boy with no Heart by LarksAndDusk
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy
04 Jun 2025
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Mikey Way was perfect in every sense of the word. He was beautiful, funny, and a complete dork. Pete couldn’t stop thinking about him. They were so similar yet so different, he felt like he was the only person he truly understood.
He was obsessed.
And that obsession would tear them apart for years.
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- Part 1 of Why Do You Believe?
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Effervescent Disenchantment by Inndie
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Twilight (Movies), Bandom
15 Apr 2025
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A small, modern-ish AU based on the hit Twilight (2009) franchise (more movie-oriented vs books because I think the books are too messy) featuring AU!Frank Iero as Bella Swan and AU, vampire!Gerard Way as Edward Cullen.
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The Truth of a Drunken Prophet or: Lady Morgue Keeps Her Dead Brother in a 20$ Motel Room by 0_gloustt, ddisturbia
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
06 Apr 2025
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Frank has been working as a mortuary assistant at a family-owned morgue for two months. His boss, Gerard, is a man consumed by alcoholism and his work, who has been living for years with his best friend and assistant, Ray. When Frank discovers that the house holds memories that should never be spoken of, things spiral out of control.
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Gerard is stuck in an abusive relationship. He has such low self esteem he doesnt know any better, and thinks he deserves it. Stressed out and now the legal guardian of Mikey, he has little time to worry about himself. Will Frank be able to help him escape? Or will his relationship destroy him?
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A Melodia do Adeus by pickthebesttimes
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Used
14 Feb 2025
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Aos dezessete anos, Frank Iero vê sua vida virar de cabeça para baixo, quando seus pais se divorciam e seu pai decide morar na praia de Wrightsville, na Carolina do Norte. Três anos depois, ele continua magoado e distante do pai. Entretanto, sua mãe decide que seria perfeito ele passar as férias de verão com o pai, um ex-pianista frustrado, que vive tranquilamente e absorto na criação de uma obra de arte. Ressentido e revoltado, Frank rejeita toda e qualquer tentativa de aproximação do pai e ameaça voltar para Nova York antes do verão acabar.
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i hope u love it i worked rlly hard on this
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The Used on tour with MCR in 2023
A collection of loosely connected scenes of a Used/MCR tour, inspired by: my dreams of The Used and MCR touring together in the present, seeing The Used live 3 times in the past 12 months, numerous unhinged conversations with princess_casserole, and various random things that made me think of Bert and Gerard and Frank
Set in the last year, before MEDZ came out (except for the epilogue)
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2nd part of "There Will be a Savior"
Gee goes into puppyspace. Frank has a meeting. Bert makes an appearance.
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- Part 4 of Bullets & Candy (Frerard Oneshots)
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Gerard is thrown out by his master. Frank finds him in an alley.
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- Part 2 of Bullets & Candy (Frerard Oneshots)
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Gerard is a successful camboy, like every night he gave a great show in his room, not knowing that two big fans would visit him that night...
So, to the public what they ask for
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Pool Boy At the Vampire Mansion by fic_rat
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used (US Band)
07 Jul 2024
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Summer's started and Mikey has the perfect mansion with a pool for parties. They're gonna need a pool boy tho. Frank's up for the job. No one in town knows the two sibling's secret. Well, almost no one. Frank starts noticing weird things at the Way's mansion as the summer goes by.
Kind of a crackfic with a lot of emo and scene bands in highschool.- Language:
- English
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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This is a sequel to Brushstrokes and Bullet Holes!! So go read that one first ^.^
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2005. Emo music is at its peak, and Gerard Way has found himself the unwilling face of it. Lia Lance wants to stay as far away from him and the music as possible. She's moved on, because he's moved on. She doesn't need him, and he doesn't need her.
They've both got a bad case of denial.Series
- Part 2 of Lia and Gee
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Teeth Out And Growling by fangirlinz (writing_ants)
Fandoms: The Used (US Band), My Chemical Romance, Bandom
09 Apr 2024
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He grins and I suddenly notice the wolf child in him; canines shiny, lips ruby and reflective like he's put on chapstick. My thoughts - sludge or slime - slosh about with nothing concrete to grab onto, just the steady buzz of panic.
The Polaroid is tiny, but it's clear who are the two men in it; tattoos betray him and my frame stands out even in dim light. He wouldn't fuckin' dare, he wouldn't-- but he did.
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• Gerbert fic at it's core (I promise).
• Individual trigger warning always at the top of a chapter. However, some things always apply (ex. Fantastical racism).
• Some triggers (ex. Explicit suicide/death) are heavy. Chapters that are considered heavy will be marked "⚠️" and there's gonna be a short Recap the next update; so the chapter could be skipped in case you wanna keep reading.
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Crown The Vultures by fangirlinz (writing_ants)
Fandoms: The Used (US Band), My Chemical Romance, Bandom, The Academy Is...
29 Mar 2024
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"Yea, sprinkle some glitter on that vomit, it'll make it all better."
"Shut up."
"What? I'm making artistic suggestions here."
"You're glitter vomit."
"//Oh my gosh, you're soooo funny...//"
*laughing* "Shut up"OR: It's painfully ironic how Gerard can only find happiness while rotting in The Most Miserable Place on Earth™️. Oh, well, he has his brother and his boyfriend, makes an effort not to shed tears when thinking of his kid. They make the best of it; try to. But then Frank Iero, a 19 year old punk, crashes through the cellblock like the Kool-Aid Man.
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Decade’s Exes Vs. The Ways by Anonymous
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used (US Band), Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, Bandom, Cobra Starship, Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (Album), Infinity on High - Fall Out Boy (Album)
29 Mar 2024
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May 2006: My Chemical Romance is working on their 3rd album while just getting out their video diary, Life On The Murder Scene. Taking Back Sunday just released an album. TBS on a break as Gerard Way and Frank Iero of MCR are newly in a secret relationship and all is calm and carefree.
Until one bright morning of which Gerard stops for morning coffee. Only to be met with a friend whose last words and terms with Gerard didn't end well."Gerard Way"
"...Bert?!"Mikey Way hasn't been seeing anyone recently, He had been trying to convince himself for almost a year that he was over Pete Wentz, and by the time he had a clear mind from it all, that very someone comes back into his life.
FOB is almost done with their tour and Pete Wentz can't help but want to write every song for their next album, based on his feelings for Mikey Way. Lots of Joetrick.AKA
Bert, Adam, and Pete assemble an "I'm in love with a Way Brother" club, while Mikey and Patrick assemble an "I'm in love with the curly-haired guitarist in my band" club /j
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Frerard
Rikey
Joetrick
Bertadam
Slight WentzportaPast:
Gerbert
Geradam
Petekey
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If it weren’t for Mikey’s miniscule glares towards Gerard every time it happens, Frank would think he is imagining it.
Gerard Way. Making him the bad guy, saying his name, eating dinner at his house. Sneaking glances at him.
It all spells trouble.
a.k.a. the not-really-a-spin-off of 10 Things I Hate About You, featuring misguided anger, pining, borderline alcoholism, high school drama and way too many Steve Urkel references
(Disclaimer: In the words of Shakespeare, “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”)
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medication (i'm so fucking alone) by crystalfruit
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Bandom, The Used, Panic! at the Disco, L.S. Dunes (Band), Cobra Starship, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday (US Band), Saosin (Band), Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens
18 Feb 2024
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AU of "medication (and the way your eyes look into me)" where Gerard is fired from their nursing job after being caught with Frank, so they get back together with Bert McCracken.
Gerard knew their marriage with Bert wasn't perfect, hell, it was barely tolerable. The constant bickering, name-calling, and Bert reminding them of their past weren't ideal, but Gerard learned to live with it since Bert was all they had after losing their job at the nursing home, after losing Frank. But things worsen when Gerard accompanies Bert to his annual family reunion, and Gerard soon learns what their husband is truly capable of.
What could possibly be in store for their life from then on? Well... read and find out maybe...
**warning, starts off a little dark but soon turns into a dramedy... don't take this so seriously!! anyways - enjoy
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I want to play a game with you by wasted13
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used (US Band), Saw (Movies)
13 Feb 2024
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“Hey, I wanna play a game.” His voice is calm, even as Gerard struggles.
“Get off me, fucker.”
“I said,” Bert puts more weight onto Gerard, “I want to play a game.” His fingers dig soon-to-be bruises onto G’s wrists. Gerard stills and looks right up into Bert’s mischievous eyes. He’s like a deer caught in headlights.
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned by saints_for_girls
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, The Used
10 Apr 2023
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Frank drunkenly seeks refuge in a church confessional after being beat up for owing a guy a lot of money. The friendly priest on the other side teaches him to ask for help, while they start to fall in love.
It could've been so easy if Frank had been able just talk about what was bothering him, and if he could find some courage within him to actually meet the hot priest face to face.
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Gerard is Bert’s best friend, kind of. Bert is a vampire and makes Gerard bring him food. Gerard puts up with it because he feels guilty about Bert’s transformation. When Bert gets sick and demands Gerard brings him virgin blood, Gerard has to choose between helping his so called best friend and saving someone he just met.