20 Works in BAMF Mary Allamby Bonnet

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    Mary and Evelyn are having a nice, romantic evening at home, when events occurring across the Caribbean and in New York City derail their plans.

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    Isabella and Edward depart for Barbados so Isa can have a month and a half of peace after the whirlwind that has been her recent life. Shenanigans and emotional moments both sweet and sour ensue.

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    'Straight'-laced Stede Bonnet and leather-clad Edward Teach fall in love (well, lust, summer doesn't last very long, after all) on vacation. As summer comes to an end, they have to say goodbye despite finally finding someone who gets them - accepting that they'll never see each other again. Or do they?

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    The ship stops for supplies in Barbados, which has Stede wanting to introduce Isabella to Mary and the kids. Unfortunately, the ship is recognized which forces Stede, Isa, and Lucius to stay where they are until things cool down. Even worse, seeing the beautiful family Stede left behind has more than just a small effect on Isa, who is struggling to handle all the heavy emotions taking up space in her mind.

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    Stede is leaving again. Ed understands. He doesn't like it, but he understands.

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    Stede Bonnet has had some ill-conceived ideas in his life, but setting up a fancy little floral shop in the worst part of town was probably one of the worst. What could he say? He was much more a dreamer than a realist.
    The shop was a charming little fixer-upper near his brand new apartment–Price-cut for the area’s recent increase in crime. Maybe he should have done a closer read on the lease he signed…
    Now several thousand dollars deep in his investment, Mr. Bonnet is determined to keep his quaint little shop afloat, but he’s not quite sure how…
    The neighborhood's not so bad, there’s a grungy tattoo parlor across the street that he’s taken to watching when business is slow.
    The alternative lifestyle had always fascinated him– But he might have never mustered the courage to go over there if it hadn't been for a miss-delivered package addressed to one Edward Teach, the supposed and mysterious owner of Blackbeard’s Tattoos and Piercings.

    And Stede Bonnet was nothing if not a good samaritan.

    Origionally published in February 2022, reworked as of August 2024. Read the Tags!

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    There’s something wrong with Stede. There’s something wrong with Ed, too. Can they reunite and appease the monsters inside them or will things just get so much worse?

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    Stabbed by the Kraken to protect Stede at his return to the Revenge, Izzy is brought to the Bonnet Estate to recover under Mary’s supervision. He bides his time, waiting for Edward to return – but when he learns of Blackbeard’s death at Ocracoke, he has to choose what to make out of the wreckage that his life has turned into.

    Luckily, Mary is very good at keeping Izzy busy – there is always some work to do on an estate this size, after all – and with the Bonnets and their circle of friends (and more), Izzy might just get a new chance at finding a place to call home… and a family.

     

    // written by lustig for the OFMD Reverse Big Bang, artwork and prompt by Sweven

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    And then, the most beautiful man walked through the door. Blond hair, full and with curls so perfect, Ed wanted to slide his fingers through it and mess it up. Green-hazel eyes, a warm smile, and a well-fitted suit in bright teal. How anyone could pull that off, Ed didn't know, but this man did. He was barrel-chested, with arms Ed thought would feel very good wrapped around him. And he was looking in Ed's direction. Or Mary's, more likely. The blond looked confused, and how the fuck does he look both sexy and confused? "Do I have a boyfriend now?" The man said, and Ed knew he must be Stede. "Only, Nigel seemed certain that I do."

    Or, An adventure on the fake-boyfriends-to-real-boyfriends pipeline.

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    “Hey! Get away from the edge,” someone shouted, their voice alarmed. Stede almost jumped out of his skin at the unexpected presence, but he did as told, stumbling away from the cliff's edge and into safer ground. “Are you crazy, mate? You fall, you’re dead.”
    And later, much later, Stede would say it was love at first sight. But for now, he stood there, breathless from fear and something else, something more, as he turned to face Edward Teach for the first time.
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    Following a stressful but amicable divorce with his former wife Mary, Stede Bonnet decides to leave his old life behind for a summer. In search of inspiration to begin writing his first novel, he ends up in the small and charming coastal town of Queen’s Revenge. There, the urban legend of the Kraken and the peculiar townspeople are enough to inspire him. But writing inspiration is not all he finds. Edward Teach, the owner of the most notable restaurant in town, not only manages to capture Stede’s interest by being one of the few people Stede easily connects with, but by having a strange and puzzling past of his own.

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    Since Mary returned to her blissful life of widowhood after helping Stede fake his death, she and Doug have been exploring her sexuality. Recently, she’s been particularly enjoying inviting other people into their bed. It’s been all women thus far—all widowed women, to be precise. But what Mary really wants is to invite another man to join them. Unfortunately, there is not a single man from Bridgetown, or even all of Barbados, that Mary trusts enough to even propose the idea to.

    When Stede and Ed unexpectedly appear on her doorstep, Mary is struck with a wild idea: Ed’s not from Bridgetown; he’s not even from Barbados.

    Yes. Ed could work.

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    Ed Teach and Mary Bonnet get along like a house on fire, as they find out when a totally reasonable attempt to drop off birthday gifts for Alma goes off the rails. Alma gets into knives, Louis is definitely either going to invent anesthesia or become a serial killer, and Mary & Stede discover their talent for collaboration when they've got a common goal (railing Ed to within an inch of his life).

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    When his father had called him home from boarding school at fifteen, a few months after Israel was taken into the navy, Stede was determined to find a way to stand up to him and prove to him that he was ready to leave home. On the days traveling back to his father, he rehearsed what he would say over and over again in his mind.
    Father, I am not some scared little boy anymore. I have dreams that I wish to pursue and I will be damned if I don’t follow through. Most of my life I have lived to your wishes the best I could but I shan’t any longer. Father, I am leaving. I believe that is in everyone's best interest. I plan to become a pirate.

    A look into Stede's life after Izzy was ripped away from it.

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    Mary Bonnet is living her best life as a Widow after her husband runs away to sea. That is, until the Bonnet family come knocking, demanding that without proof of Stede’s death, Mary has no claim to the family fortune. Mary must set off across the sea, armed with Widows, a few chickens, and a miserable leather-wearing pirate who failed at kidnapping her, to find her husband, and kill him once and for all.

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    Mary Bonnet spends less than one (1) day on the ocean, and is immediately beset by pirates.

    Turns out, she's about to learn a few things...

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    Ed and Stede are planning on running away from Pirate Rehab, but as the time approaches, Stede is kidnapped by Badminton twin #2 and is witness to his violent death. In shock, Stede wanders around the forest until he stumbles onto the beach where Ed waits. Stede must leave, he must run away, he has ruined Ed.
    But, Stede stays rooted to the ground, and Ed can see him. It's too late to run, now.
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    What if Stede found Ed instead of running to Mary after the death of Chauncy Badminton?

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    Edward hears about Stede's 'death' and decides that the person responsible must pay.

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    Edward hears about Stede's 'death' and decides that the person responsible must pay.

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    There will be no overly solemn speech about how this is how Stede would’ve wanted to go because it isn’t. This is no fuckery, no elaborate plan to mend loose ends.

    Or,

    Stede Bonnet dies at the square in front of all he held dear. Well, almost all.

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    What if Stede went and met Ed after Badminton was dead and they visited Stede's family together

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