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    Bard of Lake-town’s wife, Eydis, becomes pregnant again
    eight years after their last child. Nine months later, after a
    long labour, she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, Tilda.
    But then complications arise. Bard sought help from healers
    in Lake-town, including Elven healers from Mirkwood and
    Dwarven healers in the Iron Hills, but no one could save his
    wife and the mother of his children.

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    14,540
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    7/7
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    23
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    3
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    "Oh, my dear Frodo, my dear boy how could I have let him go off just like that! With my terrible, cursed ring?!"

    His feet stumble on the carpet and Thorin lurches forward to grasp the halfling by the shoulder. He's gentle, worried that he may snap the frail Bilbo in two if he pulls him back too hard. There's a stuttered sigh and Bilbo eases back into the taller dwarf; Thorin can remember a time where the hobbit's head would be held at least as high as his shoulder, but at one-hundred-and-twenty-eight, the halfling now bowed lowly at the breastplate of his shining, royal armour.

    "Easy, ghivashel," he says softly to him, and cautiously turns the hobbit so he can look him directly in those remarkable honey-brown eyes, "I will follow their trail and make sure that no harm comes to the boy."

    Bilbo sniffs. "You will keep an eye on Frodo?"

     

    "You have my word."

     

    (Bagginshield, in which King Thorin II is unknowingly the father to the plant-grown dwobbit Frodo Baggins. After years away from one another, Thorin returns at an ageing Bilbo's bidding to go after Frodo on his journey to destroy the One Ring and see that he is safe and brought home.)

    Language:
    English
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    13,451
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    900
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    When a fateful encounter reunites newly-widowed Bard with the stripper from his best friend's bachelorette party - also a single father - an impulse offer begins a decade of friendship neither would have anticipated. But when Thranduil's past comes back to haunt him in the form of an unexpected visitor, he and Bard begin a farce that might become more complicated than they originally thought.

    Written by bishkebab for THAUC 2024. Includes art by pseudohades.

    Prompts:
    1.) Thranduil is a stripper in another country and Bard gets a dance from him when there for a Bachelor's party. Years later they end up in the same place.
    2.) Thranduil's partner left him and baby Legolas. When she tries to get back in their life years later, Thranduil says he is in a relationship with his best friend Bard. They are both in love but think it's unrequited.

    Note: contains themes of prostitution, drug abuse, and homophobia. See author's notes for more detailed content warnings.

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    78,355
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,556
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    "Odwaga to panowanie nad strachem, a nie brak strachu." - Mark Twain

     

    Tildi, córka Barda, pragnie zostać wojowniczką i wkracza w świat pełen niebezpieczeństw i epickich bitew. Podczas swoich przygód odkrywa, że prawdziwa siła nie polega tylko na fizycznej sprawności, ale także na akceptowaniu własnych słabości. Jej odwaga i determinacja prowadzą ją do niezwykłych osiągnięć, a doświadczenia, które zdobywa, czynią ją bardziej dojrzałą i mądrzejszą wojowniczką.

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    Language:
    Polski
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    2,292
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    25
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    当他再次睁开双眼时,他发现自己回到了最初的起点。这究竟是死亡,还是魔法的把戏?但无论如何,Bilbo意识到自己拥有了从头再来的机会。那么这一次,他和Thorin的冒险之路将会有所不同。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    116,792
    Chapters:
    11/37
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,163
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    An isolated life in a too-small cottage was never what Bard dreamed of for his children – especially sharp, scholarly Tauriel and sensitive, insightful Tilda. But school is a distant dream for a large family living off the land – at least until a storm and the subsequent house fire bring a former scholar to their doorstep.

    Wealthy recluse Thranduil could never have anticipated leaving his family's manor for a shack in the woods and a single father with five – FIVE – children who can barely write ten words between them. But when disaster strikes, he is left with little choice – and maybe close quarters with a handsome widower won't be so bad after all...

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    70,163
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    4,278
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    She was just trying to have a real life. A life where there were no summons, no war, no death... just... peace. A life she'd found in a tiny town under the shadow of a great mountain, with a man and 3 children that she loved enough to give up her immortality for. A life that is threatened when a summons comes from someone she cannot refuse and throws her into the middle of a story she never wanted to be a part of.

    Language:
    English
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    73,157
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    5,447
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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    213,631
    Chapters:
    51/51
    Collections:
    80
    Comments:
    6,371
    Kudos:
    30,333
    Bookmarks:
    9,218
    Hits:
    1,062,172
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    A collection of headcanons, both visual and textual, regarding the various kindreds of the Northmen.

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    English
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    4,738
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    1
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    306
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    Esther is the only child and daughter of the Master of Laketown. He despises her, having wanted a son, and deals with his hatred of her by denying her small pleasure - such as leaving the house! However, when Esther sneaks out and meets a handsome commoner named Bard, she finds herself falling in love with him and his family, and living two lives that ultimately get found out by her controlling father.

    Language:
    English
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    3,191
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    155
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    Quand il ouvrit à nouveau les yeux, il était dans son ancien lit, dans son ancienne maison, dans son ancien corps. Était-ce la mort ? Ou un tour de magie ? Dans tous les cas, Bilbo sait reconnaître une seconde chance quand il en voit une, et cette fois son aventure avec Thorin se déroulera un peu différemment.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    202,547
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    6,699
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    The Valar rarely interfere in the affairs of Middle Earth, but when they do it is something worth heeding. Four individuals are believed to be dead, but they were not returned to the halls of waiting. Some have been waiting centuries to know why, others a short eight years. As the Battle of the Five Armies wages on, the Valar reveal their true purpose. To change the fate of Middle Earth. Forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,456
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2,882
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    Amidst his long slumber, Smaug finds a human baby in the Lonely Mountains.

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    English
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    8,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    415
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    3,031
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    Erebor's time has finally come, now that Thorin has gathered together enough loyal Dwarves to make it to the Lonely Mountain alive. Dwalin just wishes they weren't a cursed number.
    Oh, and that the irritatingly bull-headed Halfling Tharkûn found in the Shire would go home already. The Wilds are no place for a half-starved, girl-child gentleHobbit who can neither fight nor fend for herself.

    Belda's time to escape has finally come, now that she's managed to convince (read: emotionally blackmail) Gandalf into agreeing to let her come on the quest thingy he seems to be on, as well as convince the annoyingly bull-headed leader of the Dwarven pack to let her join them until Rivendell, at least. She only hopes she can earn their respect.
    Especially his second-in-command.
    Oh, and that they won't kill her when they find out the truth. She might not be their Burglar yet, but she regrets lying to them anyway.
    Other than Thorin. The stupidhead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400,793
    Chapters:
    80/80
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    1,394
    Kudos:
    1,948
    Bookmarks:
    761
    Hits:
    94,303
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    A fire spreads in laketown. Perhaps too quickly.

    Language:
    English
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    1,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    273
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    Celebrimbor forged in secret a fourth elven ring. He just so happened to name it something rather unfortunate, or incredibly fortunate, if you ask Baldr.

    OR

    Celebrimbor adopted a human son, made a fourth ring, combined these two things, and (thousands of) years later Baldr Celebrimborrion, now Bard the Bargeman, makes his existence known.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,321
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,314
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    Summary

    What happens on the other side of the sea, while Thranduil and Bard are still in Middle-earth

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,044
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    68
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    Smaug is let loose on the residents of Laketown. Orcs and Elves are tracking down the Company. Thorin is falling more and more under the sway of the gold sickness. Will the quest to reclaim Erebor destroy all that is held dear to Bramble and the Company? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,752
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,872
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,592

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