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Jake and Brobot are Strifing in the woods, when Brobot suddenly gets a little off track.
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You blink. You've just awoken to the dulcet tones of Fred Durst yelling about the way that it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Raising your very uninjured arm and pressing your hand against your eyes so hard you start seeing stars, you just might have to agree with his assessment. Because it is one of those days where everything is fucked. Everybody does, in fact, suck.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and this is the third time you've woken up on this exact morning.
You just might have to start breaking stuff.⁙
In a world slightly off from the one we are used to, the Striders end up stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
How do you get out of a labyrinth when all you have is a string that keeps fraying?Series
- Part 1 of went blind last year + extras
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time fuckery??? plural beta dirk
ch 10
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Crackling quiet on the line for a second. "Are you serious?" Jake asks at last. "You've programmed that machine of yours to...?" He trails off but the question mark is audible.
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Like the Velveteen Rabbit, but with more sloppy makeouts.
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- Part 2 of The Body Electric
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Jake can't wait for Dirk to visit on spring break.
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2022
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Jake didn't know that Dirk sat at his desktop in his boxers typing commands for Brobot, nor did he know he was able to see via some type of webcam through the robot's immensely intimidating red glowing eyes. He didn't know that it was Dirk who would come into his bedroom and hold him and touch him and then just as suddenly stop, and if he did, he probably wouldn't have let things get as far as they did that night.
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the catalog of non-definitive acts (or, 31 Flavors of Green) by Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus), mimsical
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Oct 2018
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When you have the rest of eternity ahead of you and the combined might of hope and heart power bullshit at your disposal, you're bound to cause yourselves some trouble. A Kinktober 2018 treat.
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if you stick with the program, maybe one day you'll be (more than a machine learning how to please) by three_dice
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Feb 2025
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My name is CDOCRS01, which is short for Cognitive Development and Offensive Capability Robotic Structure, but Jake calls me Brobot. In appearance, I am a sixteen-year-old boy of average height and weight, which means that I am 70 inches tall and weigh 145 pounds. In actuality, I am seven months old.
Winner of the HSFAC's Equius award for best in action and White Queen award for best in plot-driven.
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i see your form behind the frosted glass but she says that you're not there by twistedGlossographer
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Mar 2024
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It’s green, green, beautiful green -
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HOLY CRAP I AM SHITSING MYSLEF IM SOBBING AHHHHDUEHEUSUDBEYWGSG
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What if there was a slip-up in Brobot's programming or it's wires got a little crossed at the worst possible time? What if it did something it could never take back?
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jake english dying
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And then he startles—turns, peering at Brobot with narrowed, assessing eyes. His teeth catch his bottom lip.
“You ain’t gonna start swinging, are ya?” He chews thoughtfully, mouth full and words muddy. “’Cause usually when you turn up, I get the livin’ daylights knocked outta me, and I can’t say I’m terribly in the mood at present.”
Brobot doesn’t answer.
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im crying
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Fuck that robot Jake. Fuck that sexy robot.
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Robo Boggie by BagtheBagisnotaBag for Jakebot_Archive, catchingtheblues
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Aug 2018
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You are Dirk Strider and you sit down at your desk, ready to spend a couple hours waking yourself up at - holy shit does that say ‘Fuck Mode Activated.’? When the hell did that happen!? You only vaguely recall adding that particular protocol into Brobot.
You play the recorded video. Jake is straddling Brobot who is a flat slap of robot beneath him, hovering over his fake dick and god. Now that you can see it, the dick is way too big. Why did you make it that big, what were you thinking? Jake adjusts the camera then grins down at it. “Now we’re cooking with motor oil!"Series
- Part 1 of Robo Boggie
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hot af ngl ;o
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In an AU where Roxy and Dirk are the ones stuck on the meteor for three years, Lil Hal convinces Karkat to help him with a robotics project. The results are...surprising.
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"What level are we up to?"
The robot nods. "Edge weapon combat mode is currently operating at 38 percent of optimal performance," it deadpans, in that beautifully modulated, perfectly empty voice.
Rooftop showdown, round 394,239. It's not going so well. It seems there's a 98.3243498 % chance you may require some assistance.
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Lil Hal wants to share Jake for a night, and even has the perfect idea in mind, but Dirk refuses to let him. Maybe going over Dirk's head is the best idea.
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The Path Less Travelled. by AzarathDragon, NarcissusStaresBack (AzarathDragon)
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Aug 2024
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That night you fall asleep in the laundry room on top of a pile of smuppets you had kept captchalogued. It’s uncomfortable as fuck but it reminds you of home.
Post-Game Strider Guardians + Brobot roommates AU is essentially what this is. Based in a world I've already set up in prior fics, and using the knowledge taken from a prior series. I would recommend reading that if more Bro fics interest you. ('Bro is the Brotherrr' series)