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Wall to Wall by KatcadeCascade (DreamWings231)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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“Wallace,” You manage to say, not quite really knowing what to say but yet his name effortlessly falls from your lips.
“Wall, wall,” Wallace chuckles at you, lowering his arms. He approaches you, truly a massive huge frame, an unstoppable force of nature. “Wall?”
"Wall?” You parrot back, not quite understanding why he has an upwards intonation.
Another feeble noise of confusion emits from your throat, bobbing with nerves as you stare up and up at the towering man.
As if walls are closing in, Wallace inelegant walks into your personal bubble, urging yourself to take steps back. Your back hits the wall, clammy hands trying desperately to whip away sweat on your fantastic red shirt. The top of your head barely meets Wallace’s chin and the heat of your breath hits the bare skin of his chest, a wall of pure muscle.
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There have been one too many instances of Hyuse and Yuma causing chaos due to not being able to read Japanese.
Jin somehow gets assigned to teach them, but the final result from his impromptu training camp is such a funny future that he may influence it- just a bit. Chaos comes naturally with those two.
(Set a year after Yuma comes to Earth for plot convenience.)
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away!”
“Atsushi, you are eating a pear”
“Huh”or
Tigers are red-green colorblind, meaning they can't distinguish between red and green tones. Unfortunately for Atsushi, that means he can't either.
A collection of snippets of every time that fact became clear to the rest of the detectives.Series
- Part 9 of A cat under the sunlight
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Red Robin Yum by sidena
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
04 Aug 2025
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Tim Drake has spent his life solving problems, saving lives, and keeping the Batfamily together. But now that Bruce is back, and he’s no longer Robin, he finally has the chance to just exist. No missions, no crises—just a well-earned break.
At least, that’s what he thought.
Someone, or something, takes his sidelining a little too seriously, and Tim suddenly finds himself dropped into a world he's only seen on a screen.
Well, a vacation is a vacation and Tim is determined to make the most of it. After all, it’s not like anyone needs him back home. Right?
Beta read by Crystalquill
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- Part 1 of tim drake deserves the love
- Part 1 of drabbles about things i dream about
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An iterator finally finds a way to leave her can: make someone else take her place. This someone doesn't happen to like this arrangement very much.
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【授翻/厄敌】固定队，车门焊死 by filledfortress, Ribose_redox
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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[小队][-救世主-]： 视奸？
[小队][_王储]： 之前发情感动作忘了取消目标了
[小队][-救世主-]： 好方便的借口
[小队][_王储]： 这叫实话实说 你又干嘛盯着我看？
[小队][-救世主-]： 我乐意。
他享受着得到回信前的紧张感。因为他知道，王储一定慌了。
[小队][_王储]： 神经病。
电脑前的白厄笑了出来。他不知道自己为什么会觉得这个说话带刺的人男这么可爱，对方的做法只让他对那些表象下的部分愈发好奇。他现在感觉自己多少能理解一点喵喵的心态了。如果白厄是她，也会克制不住自己想逗他的冲动。这是黄金裔在一个名为《英雄纪元》的网游里组部队的平行宇宙故事。
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So, our grocery store boys have graduated from the aisles to the bedroom--what could possibly go wrong?
[This is a sequel to "Between the Aisles". I'd suggest reading that first!]
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- Part 2 of The Aisles
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oddsmaker's elegy by VictorHugehoe
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
04 Aug 2025
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Protector. Calculator. Tyrant.
Wyatt Callow wasn't meant to survive the 50th Hunger Games. When he's rescued at the Cornucopia and taken to District 13, everyone starts to expect him to be something he's not: A leader.
As he watches the rest of the Quarter Quell behind a screen, now riddled by loss and grief, he realizes that he must take action to stop the Games for good. That's when he develops his conniving, calculated drag persona: President Alma Coin.
Now, instead of predicting who lives and who dies, he gets to decide it.
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Ganul's Interdimensional Nightmare! by Contrasting_realities
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong, Versus - One (Manga), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Alien Stage (Web Series), 용사가 돌아왔다 | Hero Has Returned (Webcomic), 蜘蛛ですが なにか? | Kumo desu ga Nani ka | So I'm a Spider So What? - Okina Baba, Rick and Morty, Fear & Hunger (Video Games), SCP Foundation
04 Aug 2025
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So, you know that random intermediate dokkaebi from Scenario 6? Why not give her her own fic? Where it's a crossover? Where she's in charge of overseeing an interdimensional clusterf#ck.
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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- Part 11 of The Elusive Ones
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Astarion slinked around Gale where he sat behind his desk doing his various little wizardly things. “I’ve been studying.”
Gale’s face lit up. “That’s excellent news! I’m of the opinion that one should take every opportunity to expand their knowledge. What, uh—” Astarion had leaned over his shoulder, just daring his heart to race. He continued with a much smaller voice, “What subject have you taken up?”
“I’ve found quite an interest in certain . . . human anatomy.”
There was a beat of silence between them before Gale broke it with an awkward, ungraceful chuckle, “One of the more salacious topics, I presume?”
“Hmm . . .” Astarion traced his fingertips along the tops of Gale’s shoulders, dragging his hand from one side to the other, eliciting a shiver from the man just below him. “I don’t believe to most people, no. But I have a hunch you may feel differently.”
Or: Astarion gives Gale an anatomy lesson.
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The offending missile, Shauna, had ended up on top, elbows on either side of Melissa’s head and big brown eyes staring down at her.
”Sorry,” She had said, “Didn’t see you there.”
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Frat boy-esque Shauna Shipman drives local stoner Melissa crazy
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Of course, as he grew up, his ability left him...or so he thought.
OR william afton isn't the man behind the slaughter but the kids somehow haunt him anyway
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- 505
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Your lost in the sea with only an annoying cat raccoon creature as company. It's a good thing you played raft at least you know a thing or two—
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MERMAID?Series
- Part 4 of Twisted tales of Monsters, Robots and things alike
- Part 14 of Shrouds Siblings x Yuu fanfics
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“You said you were planning to rent an apartment over the summer, right?” Blake stated. “Well…”
Shit. No one was around and this was still embarrassing. Her throat was closing in on itself, trying to save her from making this mistake.
“…so am I.” She finally forced out. “And I was thinking maybe we could split expenses and share an apartment?”
Jaune stared at her in bewilderment for a good few seconds while Blake fought the urge to run away.
“You want to…” He slowly spoke. “…share an apartment this summer…with me…to save money?”
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Blake is too afraid to return to her parents during summer break after how things were when she ran away with her ex. Jaune is too afraid to return back home during summer break after running away in the middle of the night to pursue his dreams.
So clearly, the obvious thing to do is to share an apartment so they can save on money.
And in the process, find they might be a bit more similar than they thought. A tale of stupidity, connecting, and the unlikeliest romance to ever occur.
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A little incident at the Pink Motel ended in a rather gigantic outcome. With a feline who possessed the mind and memories of Hwang In-ho.
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The Balance of a Sky by Harmony_of_Endless (RynoxPolux27)
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Multi-Fandom, The Cuphead Show! (Cartoon), Cuphead (Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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𝘌𝘭 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰, 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦́𝘴 𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘴, 𝘭𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘻𝘢 𝘩𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘢 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘺 𝘭𝘢 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘦 𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘥𝘢. 𝘓𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘰́𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘰 𝘯𝘰 𝘩𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘰 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘴 𝘺, 𝘱𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰, 𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘰́𝘯.
𝘔𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘬,
𝘭𝘰𝘴 A𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘯.
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- Part 1 of Senderos fragmentados de Harmony
- Part 1 of Libercordia
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Do you like a complete and total cluster fuck?
You do?
GREAT!
Then come and see this hell hole where I write a chatfic with the entire 2025 formula 1 grid in a big ol group chat! It includes events from the entire 2025 season including practices, qualifying, sprint qualifying, sprint races, and the Grand Prixs.
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Sonic and the Swords of Time by ArtyMyella
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Block Tales (Roblox)
04 Aug 2025
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It’s been a long time since a certain quartet of friends have hung out. They decide to reunite via a vacation at an archipelago they have never heard of before, aside from learning about the local block-like architecture and the society within its islands shortly before the trip.
However, their decision to participate in a convention hosted on the capital, only to witness chaos happening in the stage, halts their initial plans and eventually catapults them into another adventure. While they can’t catch a break, it doesn’t mean that they’ll stand still right in front of injustice - especially when it affects everybody.
Or: A crossover story where the Block Tales version of Robloxia is an archipelago on Sonic’s world where humans and anthros coexist in one society, and the OG Sonic quartet go through Block Tales’ “save Builderman and collect the swords” quest instead of the Player/Jon. Might possibly result in a few divergences here and there.
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Nyx's not-entirely-legal Ambler travel service gets an unexpected repeat customer, and all of a sudden she's making pals with a moody step-prince. Surprisingly close pals, with really enjoyable benefits.
When Rayla comes back into Callum's life after two years, she's forced to confront both her own actions and not holding the same place in his heart she once she did.
Also, Nyx. Oh, she's going to confront the hell out of Nyx.
Now Playing: Chapter 24 - "Callum Versus Rayla Versus Nyx (Versus Nudity)"
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What if Spottedpaw was a little braver than in canon? What if she took the hit for Tiny?
What would a little bit of hope do for such a small, young kitten that would otherwise travel a dark path, bathed in blood?
Updates will be split upon my other What-If and posted whenever a chapter is finished. Also, assuming you know the canon.
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- 156
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