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Hera Potter was exhausted. Not the normal kind of exhausted, no, she was cosmically wrung out. She’d died too many times, respawned in too many universes, and frankly, she was over it.
So when she landed in 1950s Hogwarts and discovered Tom Riddle was still human, still hot, and still obsessed with teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts under a doddering old professor — she made an executive decision:
This time, she’d stop him from becoming the Dark Lord. By sleeping with him.
(Alternatively: She’s tired, he’s hot, and if seduction keeps Tom Riddle from going Dark Lord, then so be it.)
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Woke up late, then while he was running to school a guy "accidentally" splashed him mud while riding a bike. During the fourth period, he bumped onto the same guy and got into a fight with the same guy which they later on got into detention. Everytime they meet coincidentally, there is an argument. But a street fight leads to an unexpected relationship.
Or; Kunigami Rensuke fake dates Chigiri Hyoma for a short period of time but they encounter issues, problems, and maybe love on the way.
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Snippets, Snippets, and More Snippets! by EternalWhisper
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
23 Oct 2025
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A Re Zero Art Dump featuring different Versions of Natsuki Subaru in random events.
Where Extra Art from Variants, Variants and More Variants! Will be posted to avoid cluttering in the Original Art Dump.
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- Part 5 of A Mirror to a Parallel Reality
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"sir, your child does not need a knife" by CharlotteDaBookworm
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
23 Oct 2025
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Oh shit, you think, sitting at your kitchen table and staring at your hot chocolate in horror, I called the Marshal of the Crownsguard ‘mate’. I told Cor the Immortal to chill.
How am I still alive?!
- a collection of snippets from the second-person retail worker au originally posted over on my tumblr
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- Part 6 of tales from tumblr
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- 5/5
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Rated G for obscene greenness. Viewer discretion is advised.
Based on this art by hmanster04: (https://www.tumblr.com/hmanster004/797987136775274496)
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So many readers know first aid skills, but what about the readers who don't? Here's my take on it.
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Blaise did something a best friend should never do. And now he's trying to make it right with the help of a certain unnamed redhead. But just when they finally manage to reach their goal, an obstacle they never saw coming stands in their way.
Namely: children.
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Payback's A Bitch by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy) for Renaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
23 Oct 2025
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I stumbled across an old tumblr prompt and it just wouldn't leave me alone, so here we are.
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wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters.
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Mizukitten by CharlieIsDoingFanfictions
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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Mizuki ran out of nitro.
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- 401
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that one classic coffee shop au among hundreds.
Abigail has a birthday coming up and is cute as a button. Hannibal, in search of a good pastry chef prepares for her birthday party.
luckily Will owns a pastry/coffee shop and the Lecter duo are his favourite customers.
Will and Hannibal might kiss eventually.
silly and fluffy capture of Hannibal and Will being the best dads for sweet Abigail
it actually has a plot now lmaosmut begins a bit later, no. 9 and no. 10 is full on smut guys!
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- Part 1 of Hanigram au's
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Пульс выше норм морали by kumiho_m
Fandoms: Chinese Actor RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
23 Oct 2025
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Ван Ибо знает, что хорош собой, и не страдает от приступов скромности. И все окружающие обычно солидарны с ним в этом вопросе, поэтому для него не проблема снять кого-то для удовлетворения любой своей потребности: в еде или в сексе. Но один весьма красивый профессор классической китайской литературы почему-то отмахивается от него, как от надоедливого комара! А вампиры не любят, когда ими вот так пренебрегают
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Schlocktober 2025 by Wheretheharekissesthefoxgoodnight
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Oct 2025
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My contribution to the Schlocktober event. As unhinged and smutty as you expect. >:)
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On Penacony, Caelus meets Him — the most magnificent Trash Can in the entire galaxy. And between them, love blooms at first sight.
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Wife Beam x9000 by PeerlessCourgette (marimorimo), scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Oct 2025
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Shen Qingqiu can feel himself changing. Wanting. Lusting. He can't stop touching Liu Qingge, it's like a balm to his soul. He wants to strip himself naked just to keep Luo Binghe's gaze on him. But that's not totally crazy. If it was just that, it would be one thing.
But when he hungers to devour Shang Qinghua, to kiss the smirk off that potty mouth and lave his tongue over those squishy hamster cheeks, it becomes painfully clear. This isn't just any ordinary wife plot. This is deep perversion, right up there with the tentacle porn wife, and Shen Qingqiu is living it!
Or: Shen Qingqiu gets hit by a succubus curse. He thinks he is the one suffering the most. Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe would disagree.
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Вже в котрий раз за цей вечір Юрій намагався розплющити очі і перестати зациклюватись на напрузі у своїх нутрощах, але безуспішно.
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Lucius stared at the now closed door with wide eyes not wanting to believe what he had just heard. The elder Malfoy knew it was wishful thinking that his son might have moved on from his not-crush after the war ended, but it didn't seem the case infact, the absolute opposite.
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In which Draco has Harry meet his parents and situations ensue.- Language:
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What if the SAO incident never happened and Kirito and Asuna happened upon each other while studying abroad? How would that have affected the way they grew and their personalities as well as their relationships with their friends and families?
The College AU nobody asked for
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A Song from Lions to Stars by Dchhha_Acronym
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Oct 2025
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This story is spawned from a question with my answer being on what I would do if I was Gyles Rosby's ward.
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- Part 1 of The Lives of a Bored Self Insert
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The Field Where the Sun Shines Again by freshly_baked_cookiesss
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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- Language:
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- Words:
- 609
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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The Book Jumper by AnemoneMarino
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
23 Oct 2025
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Good morning, I'm Kalliope Aoidós (yes, spelled like this: Καλλιόπη Ἀοιδός... pretty impressive, right?), Technical Account Manager at a company in... well, I'm sure you don't really need my CV for this. Let's try again.
Hey, I'm Kalliope Aoidós, and I've got a little problem. Okay, more like an incurable, family-heritage problem. Technically, it's genetic-something my family has been conveniently passing down for centuries. One of my great-great-great-great-grandparents thought it was totally appropriate to insult his muse, calling her a "good-for-nothing" and a "sellout." How charming, right? Too bad that muse was THE Muse after whom I'm named. Apparently, she's not exactly the warm and fuzzy type. So here I am, just like hundreds of my ancestors, stuck in the same lovely swamp.
I'm a Book Jumper or, as my grandmother (who has a flair for dramatic epithets) likes to call me, a βιβλιοποδητής, which basically means "walker of books." And these are my stories. Or, more accurately, my delightful misadventures.
Copyright 2025 AnemoneMarino. All Rights Reserved.
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