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Wait For Me by Mo Bae Jun (MoBaeJun), unovaregion
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2020
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There's something about a guy in glasses writing terrible smut that surpasses 100k that makes Shen Yuan think: Ah yes, he's the one.
Shang Qinghua likes to think the same of his very prickly boyfriend.
AU - Established long distance relationship. But make it cucumberplane.
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- Part 1 of i adore you
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“Tu fanfic es una porqueria” no es crítica constructiva by Nyayatya (Aytayayn)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2020
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No estaba seguro que quería decir, solo sabía que cuando termino de leer el libro que tenía en su mano, estaba tan conmocionado que la única solución que se le ocurrió fue ir a gritarle a Shang Qinghua para desquitarse. No había esperado encontrarlo en ese estado.
.o bien: Shen Yuan encuentra el fanfic 'CucumberPlane' que su amigo transmigrador escribió.
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- sexo y humor
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Cucumberplane test flight by CheesusChrist
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2020
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“You realize your dick is still in me, right?”
In which Shen Yuan goes into heat and Shang Qinghua is insecure.
Read Русский translation here
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Theory Testing by CheesusChrist
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Oct 2020
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Shang Qinghua just wants to try something from his novel.
Shen Yuan wants to eat his apple slices in peace, is that too much to ask for?
Read Русский translation here
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huddle for warmth by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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When winter hits Cang Qiong, it’s COLD, and Shen Yuan WAS NOT prepared.
Since this is obviously Airplane’s fault, then Airplane must be the one to fix it.Series
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how much you wanna bet? by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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The peak lords place bets on an ongoing argument between their most confusing martial brothers, Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua.
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parties are more fun with a bro at your side by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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Shen Yuan, now Shen Qingqiu, gets to attend his first inter-sect gala! It’s even more boring than he thought it would be, but at least Airplane bro is here to help him pass the time.
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Caller 25 by CheesusChrist
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2021
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"I feel like a fancy bitch."
Shang Qinghua wins an all-paid for resort trip from a radio trivia contest. Who better to take than his boyfriend?
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slow dance with you by CruelestNightmare
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2021
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They have their weekly tea.
Shang Qinghua is invited to dance.
Shen Qingqiu knows how to sing.
Unsurprisingly, it's Shang Qinghua who has to make the first move.
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Can you feel it? by Hibari1_san
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jan 2021
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"Before we.. Before we continue, I actually have a favour to ask you."
His expression smoothened into a smirk.
"Like a sexual favour?"
She shoved him away.
"You're such an animal! Is that the only thing going on in your little brain?! No, not a sexual favour you heathen!"
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A Cucumberplane Valentine's Special by CheesusChrist
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2021
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Shen Yuan gives his boyfriend a Valentine's Day surprise.
aka my excuse to write Shen Yuan in lingerie
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Женат?! На ком?! by QwertyNight
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2021
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Ци Цинци никогда не назвала бы себя сплетницей. То, что она знала всё о других главах пиков или их учениках, ещё ничего не доказывало.
Но когда выясняется, что горный лорд Шэнь, самый колючий и неприветливый на всех двенадцати пиках, женат...
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- Part 1 of Married Cumplane
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Stroke Order by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2021
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Shen Qingqiu is a good teacher. His lessons are easy to follow and engaging.
Shang Qinghua needs a nap.
Yue Qingyuan should really know better.
Th Qing Jing disciples are getting rather annoyed about these constant interruptions.
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- Part 23 of Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now)
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Till the Fields by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
08 Sep 2024
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Shen Yuan dies. Explodes. Detonates. However you wanna put it, his time in the world his friend wrote has come to an end. He’s over.
Then, he starts again, somewhere completely foreign. And this time he doesn’t have a deadline.
In fact, he has forever. -
Sect Leader Shen Yuan’s Tips To Surviving by VintageCane
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2022
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Congratulations host ,
you have rolled a common item hammer .
Shen Yuan grabbed the hammer, Somersaulted and whipped it at Ming Fan’s stomach, “you damned noisy brat!”
Ming Fan spat blood when the hammer made impact, the sect leader would feel remorseful, if it weren’t for the fact he just rolled another common item for 100 points.
The inner disciples stationed in the hall made ‘ooh’s’ and ‘Ah’ sounds as Ming Fan’s body tumbled right back out the hall.
They clapped as their sect leader brushed off imaginary dust from his white robes and grumbled about ‘useless children’.
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- Part 1 of The Unlucky Sect Leader
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fresh almond nuts by j4chen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jul 2022
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sy taking care of a tired sqh
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Я не забочусь о тебе, я просто принёс чай by QwertyNight
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2022
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Сроки горят, как Цанцюн в худшем из возможных вариантов будущего, времени на окончание отчётов катастрофически не хватает, но Шан Цинхуа некогда унывать, его милый муж всегда позаботится о нём в тяжёлый день.
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- Part 2 of Married Cumplane
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Первая настоящая ночь by QwertyNight
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2022
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Очередная дружеская ночёвка перестаёт быть такой уж дружеской.
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- Part 4 of Married Cumplane
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No diré exactamente que te amo by Globo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
17 Feb 2024
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Recopilación de One shots cumplane (Shang qinghua/Shen Qingqiu) para el #MyV4lentineWeek
se arreglaran etiquetas por cada capitulo.Dia 1 - Matrimonio arreglado
Día 2 - Relación secreta
Día 3 - Primera vez
Día 4 - Primera cita
Día 5 - Boda falsa -
Parallel Pages: Shen Yuan's Shenanigans Sync with Shen Qinghua's Script?! by badideax
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2024
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Shang Qinghua finds his boyfriend's (Shen Yuan) antics hilarious and decides to add them into Proud Immortal Demon Way for his oblivious lover to find.
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A story that involve ducks, marriage proposals, and misadventures.
(cucumberplane drabbles ♥️ )
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do u expect me, a gay, to remember everything i write by lazulisong for p0rth0s
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2019
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"It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."
"No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"
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- Part 1 of this is fine
- Part 5 of scum villain
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Cucumberplane - And they were roommates by orphan_account
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2020
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Shen Qingqui get's kicked out of his parents house after an unfourtunate near death experience at his computer. Luckily he moves out somehwere else with all his stuff still with him. Unfourtunetly his roomate is an incompetent nerd.
Cucumber Plane where SQQ and SQH never died and instead moved in together and fell in love because I need cucumber plane in my life.
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CucumberPlane Bros by OHai_Here
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2019
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In which Cucumber bro and Airplane bro become better friends. Somehow it changes nothing and everything at the same time.
Bookmarked by ThatFeelingWyn
11 Mar 2020
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Bingyuan
Moshang
Cucumberplane Bromance
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Bound beyond death by LittleMissSweetgrass
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2020
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When you spend your whole life waiting around for your soulmate to show up, you don't really expect them to show up in the crappy stallion novel you transmigrated into after you died.
A little fic about a platonic cucumberplane soulmate au!
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huddle for warmth by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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When winter hits Cang Qiong, it’s COLD, and Shen Yuan WAS NOT prepared.
Since this is obviously Airplane’s fault, then Airplane must be the one to fix it.Series
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cornered animals bear their teeth by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2020
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Shang Qinghua has made certain oversights. He never, in any of his escape plans, accounted for the presence of his bro.
And so, like a cornered animal would, Shang Qinghua bares his teeth.
It should have been a warning, but the demon just laughs.Series
- Part 15 of Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now)
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Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now) by Vodkassassin
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jul 2024
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I’ve been taking prompts for svsss on tumblr lately, and most of them have interconnected to form their own AU? So I’ve decided to cross post the prompts in this series so I can have them on Ao3
These are not in any sort of chronological order. The ones that are not part of the AU will be easy to tell.- Words:
- 156,200
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
- 1,209
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Twin Birds by LittlestGod
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2022
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Shang Qinghua never remembers writing Shen Qingqiu a twin...so why does he suddenly have one?
Follow Shang Qinghua as he stumbles through a Au of his own book. -
Bros before... well everything I guess by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2022
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Shen Yuan tried not to think of his original family too often, his parents, his brothers, and sister… Nope. Done with that train of thought.
He’s Shen Qingqiu now. This was a new life, and he has a new family to look after.
Sometimes a family consists of 12 martial sibilings and a whole lot of disciples.
Just a buncha fluff of Shen Qingqiu, Shang Qinghua, their martial sibilings and the kids.
Shenanigans ensue.
Spanish Translation by Elizabeth4664Luna here
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Bookmarked by ThatFeelingWyn
16 Feb 2021
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Moshang
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Cucumberplane brotp + canon divergence au
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Moon Dance (terrible title lmao) by orphan_account
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2021
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[The host has successfully completed all customizable features! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ The rest of the Host’s character will be randomly generated! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Good things must be said three times! Preparing to fully transmigrate the Host’s soul to the new body! 5!]
WHAT!?!?
[4!]
THAT WAS IT?
[3!]
GENDER AND CLASS?!?!
[2!]
HE DOESN'T GET TO CHOOSE ANYTHING ELSE?!? ANYTHING AT ALL!?!?!
[1!]
WHAT A RIP OFF![Transferring soul over now, prepare for a mild headache.]
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Cameras On by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2021
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You'd think as after working as a camboy Shen Yuan would have learned to check that his camera was off.
This was supposed to be a one-shot, but the world needs more LBH/SY/SQH/MBJ.
Anyone feel free to write more of this AU. I want more than I can write.
I don't know how to change the settings to in progess, but I'm still posting chapters -
Cameras On by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2021
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You'd think as after working as a camboy Shen Yuan would have learned to check that his camera was off.
This was supposed to be a one-shot, but the world needs more LBH/SY/SQH/MBJ.
Anyone feel free to write more of this AU. I want more than I can write.
I don't know how to change the settings to in progess, but I'm still posting chapters -
How to Seduce Your Friend Into Taking Your Virginity: A Guide by sai_jiu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2021
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"Okay, let me get this straight." Shen Yuan said, pinching the bridge of his nose as he mercifully ignored Shang Qinghua's 'Ha. Straight.' "You want to practice...having sex with me."
"It'll be beneficial for us both!" Shang Qinghua beams. Shen Yuan gets the sudden urge to throw his Luo Binghe pillow at his friend's head. "Bro, don't tell me you're not tired of being a virgin. I get experience, you get experience. It's a win-win!"
Or, how Shen Yuan's first times gets taken by none other than our favourite author.
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Theory Testing by CheesusChrist
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Oct 2020
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Shang Qinghua just wants to try something from his novel.
Shen Yuan wants to eat his apple slices in peace, is that too much to ask for?
Read Русский translation here
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System Override by Zizzani
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Apr 2022
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Sqh accidentally unlocks edit mode in his world-sized word doc and proceeds to do almost nothing with it. Almost.
(8 parts planned in total for the series.)
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Spill the Tea by tabulaxrasa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2021
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Shen Qingqiu has learned his lesson and had enough of misunderstandings and miscommunications. He would actually like nothing better than to tell Binghe who he is, really, and where he comes from-- all of it. In fact, he's been trying for years. But every time he tries, he's still blocked by the System.
So... maybe it's time to shut down the System.
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huddle for warmth by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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When winter hits Cang Qiong, it’s COLD, and Shen Yuan WAS NOT prepared.
Since this is obviously Airplane’s fault, then Airplane must be the one to fix it.Series
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how much you wanna bet? by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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The peak lords place bets on an ongoing argument between their most confusing martial brothers, Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua.
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That ‘Oh Shit’ Moment by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2020
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“If anything ever happened to Luo Binghe, I would kill everyone on this mountain and then myself.” Shen Qingqiu laughed, the declaration warming Binghe’s heart and unsettling the others in attendance, “But at least he’ll never make me deal with crackheads in the sewers. At least I hope no-“ The words died in his throat when he looked up and realized that they were not alone.
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Sugar So Sweet by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2024
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"I think you’d make a great Shen Qingqiu!” The stranger supplied cheerfully as Shen Yuan considered his reflection.
Shen Yuan balked. “What about me reads ‘scum villain’?!”
“Well, I mean like, in his elegance and like, sheer initimidating energy. And to be fair, he’s actually a really complicated character.” The stranger supplied. “He was actually one of my favorites to write—"
“Write?” Shen Yuan hissed and the stranger (?) winced.
“Yeah, um, I guess I kinda outed myself there…”
“YOU’RE AIRPLANE?!” This stupidly cute man was the bane of Shen Yuan’s existence? The foul master of PIDW?? The man who’d set up such an intricate and engaging fantasy world, empathetic characters, and fascinating relationship dynamics only to throw them out for garbage porn?? The obviously-a-virgin-smut-writer???
“Y-yeah.”
Shen Yuan whipped out his credit card.
“WAIT WAIT WAIT!” Airplane wildly waved his arms, with wide frantic eyes. He really did look like a distressed hamster. “I can’t afford to pay you back.”
“Yes, you can.” Shen Yuan smiled sinisterly. “You’re going to show me… your outlines.”