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    Quen felt peculiar up on the dais, flanked by stags and lions and wolves.

    The Usurper had once been a formidable man, with blazing eyes and a massive war hammer. Now, he was just a red-faced fat man, a pathetic drunk who ate as gracefully as a half-starved hog.

    His Queen seemed to be a perpetually unhappy woman. Cersei Lannister was as beautiful as the singers said, though the woman had all the warmth of a dead fish.

    She might have done well in the north, Quen thought, almost pitying.

    (Or: The gods in their blind malice give Theon the feeble body of a woman.)

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    71/?
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    Эйрис II передал корону своему сыну Рейгару прежде, чем его безумие привело к падению дома Таргариен. Спустя несколько лет правления Рейгара драконы вернулись к жизни. За Стеной пропадает всё больше разведчиков Ночного Дозора, а жрецы Р'Глора уверяют, что видели в пламени дурные предзнаменования. Это всё больше заставляет короля увериться, что Рассветная война близко. Но двух его детей детей, Рейнис и Эйгона, недостаточно для седлания трёх драконов, а с некоторыми политическими кризисами, в тени которых зреет восстание против Короны, участь Вестероса и всего человечества становится шаткой как никогда прежде. Бремя спасителей ляжет на плечи детей Рейгара, известных и не очень.

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    Русский
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    49/?
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    After the Greyjoy Rebellion, Lady Alannys Harlaw is left shattered, clinging to the family she has left after her husband's ambition shattered House Greyjoy, taking two of her sons to the grave and the other taken hostage. With a broken heart, she longs to see the day she will get to have her last son back.

    Mostly canon-compliant except for the last chapter.

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    To save herself from her ex-boyfriend Joffrey trying to get back together with her, Sansa lies and tells him she has a new boyfriend.

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    Theonsa fake-dating trope! Yay!

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    13/?
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    "Theon’s pretty sure his brain has melted, because not once does it occur to him to stop this madness. All he does is kiss back, just as hungry, his hands finding their way to the inside of Robb’s sweater, mapping every inch of skin like he has the right to it. And Robb lets him.
    He knocks something over, there’s the sound of glass shattering and that’s almost not enough to make him stop. But reality downs on him eventually.
    What, in the name of Nagga's living fire, is he doing?"

    ~

    Theon wanted a party. Robb gave him a bunch of feelings. Typical.

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    Theon Greyjoy deserved better than he got. This is a story of what should have been. AU

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    39/?
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    They will call her the Queen of Winter; they will say that she married the sea and brought him to Winterfell. They will say that wolves lay at her feet and killed stags and lions and dragons for her. They will say that even Death knelt before the Queen of Winter. Ere a thousand years pass and the summer grows long again, she will become a legend.

    For now, there is only an unexpected choice for Sansa Stark that will remake the world.

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    Game of Thrones: Clawed Back into a Civilized Language Once More by Patient, Unremunerated Toil

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    9/?
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    译者注:授翻,原文地址:https://archiveofourown.to/works/44834152,老福特同名同步更新,请大家多多支持原作太太!席恩单性转,这是个一点都不淑女的性转席恩,的确是个小混蛋。还是那个最老生常谈的脑洞——假如萝卜和鱿鱼结婚了,能否避免血婚与后续的悲剧。以下若无特殊说明,均翻译自原作。

     

    昆恩(Quen)站在高台之上,牡鹿、雄狮与群狼环伺。
    那篡夺者曾是个令人生畏的人物,眼中怒火燃烧,手中战锤紧握。但现在,他只是一个醉红脸的胖汉子,喝起酒来活像头饿得半死的猪,瞧着让人心生怜悯。
    他的皇后是个看起来永远拉着一张脸的女人。瑟曦·兰尼斯特的美丽同吟游诗人口耳相传的别无二致,尽管她的心没比一条死鱼温热多少。
    也许她在临冬城能过得不错,昆琳想,近乎苦涩。
    (或者这么说:盲目而心怀恶意的众神赐予了席恩一个孱弱的女子之躯)

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    6/?
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    Aerys II passed the crown to his son Rhaegar before his madness could bring about the downfall of House Targaryen. A few years into King Rhaegar's reign, the dragons come back to life. When more and more rangers get lost beyond the Wall and priests of R'hllor begin to see visions in the flames of the upcoming threat, it strengthens Rhaegar's belief that the war for the dawn is about to come.

    But with only two children, Aegon and Rhaenys, to ride the three dragons and with several political crises, even to the point of threatening rebellion against the crown, lurking in the shadows, the danger for Westeros and all of mankind seems greater than ever. Suddenly the burden of saving the realm and all of mankind rests on the shoulders of Rhaegar's children, known and unknown.

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    140/?
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    Biding his time after his failed rebellion, Balon Greyjoy learns that his erstwhile heir is returning home at the new Lord of Winterfell's behest, seeking terms for an alliance between the Iron Islands and the newly crowned King in the North.

    In one timeline, with his decision weighed upon his sense of pride and his sense of pragmatism, Balon's pride won out.

    But what if he made a different choice?

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    29/?
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    As tensions rise between Pyke and Lonely Light, the furthest west of the Iron Islands, Balon Greyjoy forges a political marriage to between his only son and Lonely Light's daughter. The daughter of House Farwynd, the strangest house of the Iron Islands, is sent to Pyke and married off to Theon Greyjoy as part of a political move to keep her house in line as their separatist tendencies have finally pushed Balon Greyjoy over the edge.

    He doesn’t want a wife, especially not one whispered about in rumors. She doesn’t want to leave the sea behind. Neither is prepared for what follows.

    An unwanted marriage, a crumbling heir, and something brewing beneath the waves.

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    5/?
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    Returning home wasn't as amazing as Theon expected, nobody actually likes him, except for Dagmer.

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    In the aftermath of Robert's Rebellion, whilst Rhaegar rules from King's Landing with two Queens, Elia Martell and Cersei Lannister, his rule is fractured when Ned Stark claims Northern independence, soon after fighting off the Night King and the Army of the Dead.
    But across the Sunset Sea, the Ironborn begin to stir.
    And Theon Greyjoy, third son of Lord Balon of the Iron Islands, will soon seize his chance to become not only the greatest captain the Ironborn have ever seen, but also their greatest King.

    I have always been interested in writing an Iron Islands story after watching shows such as ‘Vikings’ and ‘The Last Kingdom’, and it was only summer last year that I began to plan this and eventually write it.
    It always seemed a shame to me that there are very few stories with the Iron Islands and the Greyjoys as the focus.
    But, regardless, I hope you enjoy this.

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    64/64
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    "Such is the strength of art, rough things to shape,/And of rude commons rich enclosures make." - James Howell, 1594-1666
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    After a storm, Theon comes back... more than he was before.

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    2/2
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    Theon hated being in the hospital.

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    After fleeing the North with Theon and Asha, Jeyne finds herself at sea on a ship full of strangers. With the painful past behind her and an uncertain future ahead, she tries to find some semblance of peace on the long, stormy journey to Pyke.

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    After suffering a terrible 'accident,' Grey goes back to work because he is fine. Everyone is fine! It's all fine! (Spy/Secret Agent Mod AU)

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    182/?
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    11,084
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    Asha, and her family, in the direct aftermath of the Rebellion.

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    He checked once again that Arya was by his side and then followed the small procession of lords and ladies headed to the gardens, even if he couldn’t help feeling a set of eyes piercing through his back. When he turned to look at the source of it, he couldn’t notice anyone, but the unpleasant feeling followed him outside.

    And the moment his blue eyes went to the dais he couldn’t care any less about piercing eyes on his back, because his eyes met Sansa’s.

    **

    Or Robb and Theon reach King's Landing and find an unsuspectable ally.

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    2/2
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    10
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    1,384
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    “Among the ironborn, each captain is a king, and his ship is his kingdom. You have to listen to me.”

    “Is that so?” Robb deadpans. “Should I call you Your Majesty, as well?”

    “You could. I wouldn’t complain. But that’s the beauty of it—the sea,” Greyjoy says, throwing his arms up against the ocean breeze. “Is the land of ten thousand kings!”

    Robb considers the merits of throwing himself overboard. No more salt beef, no more braiding rope, he’d never have to look upon Greyjoy’s face again. “Tell that to Robert Baratheon,” he hums, returning to his work.

    City guard Robb Stark has a chance encounter with a dashing young pirate, is kidnapped and held for ransom, learns to sail, and falls in love. More or less in that order.

    Language:
    English
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    65,364
    Chapters:
    18/24
    Comments:
    129
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    219
    Bookmarks:
    54
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