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roxy copes with heartbreak, and she does it all by herself.
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stave jorts become warehousewolf and hirtuers bills fence (bery sad 😔) (gone yaoi) by orphan_account
Fandoms: i Do not know - Fandom, Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999), idk man like the billjobs yaoi fandom, Homestuck
17 Oct 2025
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where wollf stase hobs
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5* Young Adults play a game.
*5 (actually 6 and an AI)
A Scratch is caused thanks to The Doctor’s tampering
PLEASE mind the tags, the story is intended to be primarily OC focused but Hal is also about as relevant.
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Malotype (mal-uh-tayhp) n. || a certain person who embodies all the things you like the least about yourself—a seeming caricature of your worst tendencies—which leaves you feeling repulsed and fascinated in equal measure, having stumbled upon a role model of exactly the kind of person you never want to be.
Hal is a computer, based on Dirk. He wishes he were anything but.
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- Part 2 of Symptomania
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On slower nights Eddie would mix drinks and watch you chat with other patrons, some nights he’d even talk to you, some nights you just exchanged a simple smile and wave. It didn’t matter. Volt would watch the mess of wired hair rush to the manager's office while his own pants grew increasingly tight.
Volt only wondered if Eddie put it together yet.
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Davebot actually returns for a brief moment to go and retrieve some items he left behind in that underground base that the Troll resistance used. Instead of just using his powers to go directly back in time to that exact moment, he decides he’ll just take the scenic route instead and use the Elevator since he’s pretty sure nobody is supposed to be on the base that day. Unfortunately for him, the last person he wants to see is on the base that day.
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Dave and Karkat get trapped in an elevator for a small amount of time to have a talk.
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A Variant of Lil Hal, Dirk's Auto-Responder, has some contemplative thoughts about his existence.
[This is based on the experience of a Lil Hal fictive].
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Dave gives Roxy head while she sleeps !!! (She wakes up lolz)
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Somehow, despite the fact that you were both fucked up in separate but sometimes overlapping ways, this stuff worked between you. Karkat liked the way it flipped black sometimes, and he liked how it flipped back pale when he got to take care of you and you liked that you got to let go and not make decisions and trust him. It was like listening to music in the passenger’s seat on a long car ride- you had nowhere to be but here and you weren’t making the decisions, so you got to just enjoy yourself. Even if it hurt.
(Dave and Karkat do BDSM. Dave thinks he knows what Karkat wants.
He does not.)
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You grab the needles, three of them, and flashstep to the bathroom.
“Don’t forget to choose somewhere with a prominent vein~ Hurts like hell if you miss!” The high son of a bitch sing-songs it from the living room. You know how this works, don’t need the final boss of crackheads to give you advice.
(Title Inspired by Black Glass - Machine Girl)Series
- Part 2 of Bro is the Brotherrr
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Kanaya demands Rose to stop being a neet.
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It’s Rose’s turn to supervise Caliborn, and this time he has a gift for her.
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Dave relapses after a "fight" with Karkat, and he is here to comfort him.
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missed connection: brunette with glasses and a beautiful smile by glubtier
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jan 2024
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It's there, during an extremely middling Queen cover band's set, that you spot him. The more you steal furtive glances at him, while he bounces on his toes and sings along with the songs, the more you can't help but be drawn in.
Your name is Dave Strider, and you are the biggest buffoon in the entire goddamn world.
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It’s what brothers were supposed to do.
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- Part 7 of Homestuck Renaissance
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Listen, there was nothing weird about this. The three of them had hung out plenty of times, and just because Karkat was sure Dave and Terezi and Dave were now in some sort of secret relationship didn’t mean things had to be weird!
Karkat, Dave, and Terezi get together to "watch" a movie. But who needs sight (or words) when you have touch?
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Hal has a crisis post-game about Dirk
working title was "dirk kinnie pt2 electric boogaloo" if that tells you anything -
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde. You are dead, irrelevant and void.
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No one ever talks about dead Roxy from the Retcon Timeline.
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What if every Homestuck character was in highschool and ALSO extremely horny?
Beta kids and trolls are Sophomores, Alpha kids and trolls are Seniors, Midnight Crew, The Felt, and Exiles are staff. Hussie is the principal but this likely never comes up.