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"If there's something to gain, Fight and Win" - Lee Minho
Well he found a man who fought, and whipped him into shape to be his guard dog, or he hated seeing such a pretty face go to waste fighting for no reason. Everyone's a snappy, sarcastic, loser honestly.
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A demigod long thought dead emerges, shifting the world into chaos. Allegiances will shift, moral lines will become blurred. Who will come out on top in the 3rd War of the Demigods?
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missed opportunities by extra7oOo
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Oct 2025
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I was thinking, every time Tony finds Peter in all the stories Peter goes with him in some way or another, I have another idea about that
Welcome to my own version of Kidnapped Peter!!
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Draco Malfoy's attempt to fix a broken heirloom goes horribly wrong. The emerald pocket watch doesn't just send him back to his first day at Hogwarts. It dumps his traumatized, adult consciousness into his twelve-year-old body just in time for the sorting.
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i've had hufflepuff draco living rent free in my brain since december and was looking for a good enough excuse to make it so
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Hamilton injures his hand on the sharp end of a bayonet and Burr has a taste of forbidden fruit.
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Bite Me (But Not Really, Except Maybe) by KaireeDahl
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2025
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Jason Todd just wanted revenge, a little control over Crime Alley, and maybe fewer people trying to strangle him on a daily basis. What he got instead was Harry Potter: undead, unnerving, and utterly allergic to personal space. Between League training, bisexual panic, and a vampire roommate who thinks “flirting” is a competitive sport, Jason’s got bigger problems than patience or stealth. Like not accidentally catching feelings… or fangs.
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Bodies are piling up across the city, and a clever killer is always one step ahead.
Psychiatrist Jung Wooyoung is brilliant, chaotic, and a force of nature.
Detective Choi San is easily exasperated, obsessively driven, and just sarcastic enough to keep up with Wooyoung’s nonsense.
And between late-night interrogations, endless bickering, and stolen touches, neither of them is safe — from the killer… or from each other.
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Secret Meetings & Perfectly Legal Activities by PhoeNyxNoah
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Oct 2025
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Izuku Midoriya just wanted to have a normal trip to the mall with his friend. Instead, he ends up with the supervillain who terrorized his class and tried to kill his teacher's hands wrapped around his neck. They end up talking for a while, and Izuku definitely doesn't want to see Shigaraki again. So why does he find himself ordering a pair of viridian artist gloves to give to Shigaraki?
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Izuku doesn't have a choking kink, he swears. His boyfriend Tomura begs to differ.
Oops my hand slipped whilst writing the plot, it gets a little more of a story than just ShigaDeku centric, but I'll still sprinkle in date chapters and stuff
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- Part 3 of All my works
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A pact of blood and fire by Cherryx99
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV), Legacies (TV 2018)
20 Oct 2025
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An Original vampire and a powerful witch are sworn enemies, bonded by a pact and forced to work together.
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The Reluctant Hero by notApples
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Oct 2025
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"I never wanted to be a hero. I didn't sign up for any of this."
AU. Roman!Percy
When ancient forces threaten to destroy the peace, a call to arms must be answered by everyone willing to fight, and that includes a reluctant, unclaimed demigod named Perseus Jackson. Will he be able to figure out who he is and fight for the people that he loves? Or will he fail to save what matters most in the end?
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The Rift Between Realms by RenFrvr
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Oct 2025
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After the Giant War, Percy Jackson finds himself restless, aimless, and haunted by the lingering chaos of his past adventures. The gods, sensing both his frustration and potential, “loan” him to another world—Earth as seen through the Marvel Universe—where heroes are in dire need of new champions. Percy’s arrival is anything but subtle: he literally crashes into Tony Stark’s latest tech expo through a sudden interdimensional rift.
As Percy navigates this strange new world, he is slowly drawn into the lives of Earth’s superheroes. He bonds with the Avengers, proving himself in both heroics and wit, but it isn’t until he lifts Thor’s mighty axe, Stormbreaker, that his presence truly shakes the foundations of Asgard. Loki, ever mischievous and unexpectedly perceptive, recognizes a soulmate bond with Percy—an invisible thread that makes Percy “part of Asgard” whether he wants it or not.
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Strawberry Crepe Cookie wasn't used to other people being around. They didn't know how to care about others, be nice, generally interact. They had only ever cared about themselves. As much as they liked the waffle bots, they weren't people. For the longest time they only had themselves to care about.
The concept of other people was foreign. Other people being… you know, people was even more foreign.
All that being said, they didn't belong in the Vanilla Kingdom. They never would.
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- Part 6 of Each Cookie Gets Angst
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Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon: Dream Catchers by Starcastixia
Fandoms: Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
20 Oct 2025
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When Fable, a cautious and analytical human girl, is pulled into the world of Pokémon as a Fennekin, she only has two things on her mind. Stay alive and get back to her home. She doesn’t have time for useless attachments. But her plans of keeping to herself and slipping under the radar are utterly destroyed when a trouble making Chespin decides to befriend her. Despite her plans, Fable finds herself drawn to helping the Pokémon and becoming entangled in a world that despises humans such as herself. Will she figure out why she was summoned before a looming threat destroys her chances? Only time will tell.
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Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.
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Alicia Sierra and Suárez are sent undercover on a dangerous mission in Paris. Their orders are clear : no distractions, no personal involvement. But sharing a single hotel room, living under constant pressure, and working side by side quickly turn the mission into a battle against temptation. Between sharp banter, unspoken desire, and the constant shadow of Tamayo watching over them, the line between duty and forbidden love begins to blur.
This story is inspired by La Casa de Papel. It takes place well before the events of the series and tells the story of a ship I particularly enjoy: Alicia Sierra and Suárez. Germán and Victoria do not exist, and the story is set when the characters are around 30–35 years old. Both protagonists are already working with Tamayo and Raquel Murillo.
English is not my first language, and I mainly use a translator for this story. For each chapter, I suggest one or more songs to listen to while reading. Enjoy! -
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Stiles and Derek meet on an online forum for the Supernatural community.
A year later, Derek surprises Stiles by traveling to Beacon Hills, his pack in tow.
(This is a love story on only delves into Stiles spark for the first chapter, sorry!)
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Remus Lupin has amnesia, a cottage, and a chicken.
Then he gets gifted with Harry Potter and Teddy Lupin on a particularly sunny day, who crashes through his door. They bring unfortune like chainwork.Memories claw under his skin...ones that break him, and, mend him.
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Princess (Wind Head) 王女様（風頭) by NaraMoore
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, ティアムーン帝国物語 - 餅月望 | Tearmoon Teikoku Monogatari | Tearmoon Empire - Mochitsuki Nozomu
19 Oct 2025
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Mai Lune Tearmoon goes mushroom hunting with Maomao the apothecary. Somehow, the story sounds different when each tells of her adventure.
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- Part 7 of Detective Maomao
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Reiner Lockheart – Book 2: The Curse of Rebirth by Hanaichi19
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
19 Oct 2025
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After my first year, which nearly ended with me dying at Camp Half-Blood and Kronos turning his full attention on me, I started my second year knowing the story was already drifting away from the books I once read. My sudden involvement in Percy’s first quest had already caused ripples in the world. Like it or not, I couldn’t run from it anymore. Not when the Fates or whatever dragged me here clearly wanted me to be tangled in this story.
So yeah. Here I am, getting pulled back into something that’s only going to twist the plot further. Clarisse decided to name me as her quest partner to save the camp, and Percy wasn’t exactly thrilled when I agreed. Ares even threatened to kill me if she failed, and meanwhile Kronos and Luke are actively hunting me down.
And now? A new threat way above my paygrade has started showing up, directly targeting me. The worst part? They already know who I am, why I was reborn here, and what that stupid red-orange streak in my black hair really means. And one of them seriously needs to learn the definition of personal space.
I guess this is my fate now. Getting dragged into quests I was never supposed to interfere with in the first place.
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- Part 2 of Reiner Lockheart Series
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Sunrise, Sunset (Or How Do You Say Sod Off In Tevinter?) by AkiDragonwings
Fandoms: Dragon Age II
19 Oct 2025
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[Currently remastering] Hawke's as much a mage as Fenris is an elf: it's complicated. Another thing they have in common is they have broken hearts. Lastly, they both share the opinion that the other is kind of annoying (this a widely held opinion). A story about coming together by being apart, about memory and meaning, and about facing your monsters.