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I crash landed on a backwater planet, alone. I almost wish I had stayed that way.
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We Shall Not Kneel by EyeOfSarahn
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jun 2025
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While Rook and her companions battle gods in the north, the south is at war.
Darkspawn are rising again. Venatori plots are moving in the shadows, while Antaam ravage cities along the Waking Sea. The Veil is tearing. And as the world tilts, Ferelden stands its ground.
Cordelia Arainai-Cousland always wanted to be a knight. The daughter of two legends, she’s grown up with steel in her hand and magic in her blood, preparing for a threat no one could name. Now, it has a face.
Kieran, son of Morrigan and King Alistair, is powerful, unpredictable, and absolutely the last person she wants to see on the battlefield.
Too bad fate has other plans.
*Set parallel to the events of Dragon Age: Veilguard, telling the story behind the missives.
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Two idiots who can't accept their mutual attraction.
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"I don't even like you," Cordelia said. It came out rough, half-choked, too fast to be anything but the truth behind the lie.
Kieran's lips parted slightly, his eyes searching her face.
A single heartbeat stretched between them, so tight it might snap."You’re a terrible liar," he said, voice barely above a whisper.
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¿Qué pasaría si Remus Lupin odiara a Sirius Black?
¿Y qué pasaría si Sirius Black estuviera perdidamente enamorado de Remus Lupin?
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Hot Sauce and Milk by Alpacabags
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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I’ve survived the Red Room, the fall of the Widow program, and being dragged halfway across the world by Natasha Romanoff to rehabilitate. Now I’m stuck in a compound full of superheroes who keep smiling at me like I’m a skittish cat. Except Sam but he's more sass than sense.
I could survive it - waiting a lifetime to be trusted and accepted, to live a life I'd dreamed of when I was locked up - if it weren't for Barnes. 6 foot something of pure resistance and hatred.
He’s brooding. He's arrogant. He's like a suit of armour come to life with the personality of the air inside it. He won't get under my skin. If it's the last thing I do, he won't get to me.
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A weekend retreat.
One Alpha. One Hunter. One Sheriff.
Three men, one bed, zero chill.
Feelings, filth, and far too many innuendos.
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“It takes three to tango... and ruin the sheets.”Series
- Part 24 of Rainbow Rush 2025
- Part 5 of SheriffSilverWolf
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Ендрю, Ніл та їхня вечірня розмова.
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Unruly Grace: Much Ado About Grain by Lyr_Angie
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Jun 2025
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The war is over. The bureaucracy is not.
There are many excellent reasons to send a Gondorian princess to Rohan.Trade negotiations. Diplomatic outreach. A noble gesture of post-war unity.
Possibly even a quiet arrangement involving a marriage contract someone forgot to mention to the princess.Lothíriel of Dol Amroth arrives with ledgers, grain, and the deep, weary grace of a woman who ran an entire city during a war and still wasn’t allowed to sign things in ink. She expected the usual diplomatic friction. She did not expect mud-slinging (literal and otherwise), misplaced marriage rumors, or Éomer King glaring at her like a badly translated poem.
He expected a new trade agreement. Instead, he got a princess, armored in courtesy and extremely unimpressed.
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Shadamy Week 2025 Day 2: Undercover
He’s starting to think Rose suits her better than Amy ever did.
(A noir-flavored prelude to The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog.) -
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Постапокалиптическая космическая АУ. Сириус – капитан космического корабля, которому поручена миссия по сбору данных о Земле, планете, покинутой человечеством более трехсот лет назад.
Ремус жил на Земле лучшей жизнью, когда с неба упал шаттл. -
A Grievous Family Matter by AnnaBthesolitarywriter
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings Online, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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Boromir, the young Captain of the White Tower, is dining with his father, the Steward of Gondor.
On this occasion, Denethor bluntly informs his heir that it is time for him to wed and that a betrothal has indeed been arranged. Boromir's future bride is none other than the daughter of one of the Steward's two sisters, his cousin Lindariel.
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- Part 3 of Boromir Week 2025
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Jay is a college student whose life was on track until he made the mistake of getting to know Alex. A special case of crazy. Alex, a fellow student. Openly gay, sarcastic, and with a great deal of secrets. For all their troubles this is a GAY story of facing the world with a "shortness of breath".
Jay could be described as a sports guy, Alex as a nerd. They are both 19 at the start of the story, with Jay 7 months the senior. It could be described as contemporary romance and could be imagined to loosely take place in the United States.
It is a classic gay story hopefully with characters that possess personality and a slightly crazy but maybe not too cliche “plot” unfolding now and then between the unapologetic romantic/emotional porn. (Not the sexual kind (atleast not majorly)).
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The Art of Pretending to Date Draco Malfoy by kingferret
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger is on the brink of becoming the next Minister for Magic, but Marcus Flint's campaign is gaining momentum, and she needs to turn the tide in her favor.
Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, is fighting for custody of his son, and his past is threatening to undermine his case.
The solution? A fake romance that will gain them both the support they need. The rules are simple—public smiles, staged appearances, no real feelings. It's only temporary, only strategic...
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“You wish for me to infiltrate their ranks, master?”
Dark Link tries to keep the incredulous disbelief from his voice. Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter how idiotic this plan or his master is being. If that was what Demise wanted, that would be what it got. Demise did not accept disobedience. Or failure.
Which is how Dark finds himself staring down the blades of nine heroes, wondering why this is his life.
“So,” he begins. “Sorry ‘bout the whole, uh, trying to kill you repeatedly for millennia thing.” For some reason, this makes the heroes tense further. “…No hard feelings?”
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Dark Link joins the Chain.
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SEQUEL to Two Weeks! With the knowledge of his fate weighing heavily on his chest, Harry is struggling to cope with his latest revelations as he is plunged into his sixth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, a certain Potions Master, now Defense Professor, is hellbent on finding a solution. The two wizards had never seen eye-to-eye, but that is coming to a change as the two must co-work and conspire against more than just the Dark Lord now. But with both of them burdened with their past mistakes and trauma, the path they have chosen will not prove easy.
But maybe they will not have to venture it alone. At least, not anymore.
So, it begs the question: will they succeed? Will they overcome the many obstacles thrown in their way by this damned war, where the battlefield is a chess board, and they are two mere pawns, played by the two most feared and powerful wizards of the century?
Will they find life and solace in their mere existence?
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- Part 2 of The Path Chosen
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Sorry-, wrong number! by ShizunaRey
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Moon Knight (Comics)
22 Jun 2025
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Steven somehow managed to join the Avengers group chat and Tony Stark is a curious nature.
Meetings ensue!Or Marc & co get arrested by a playboy millionaire and somehow find themselves fighting alongside the Avengers!
--> This is NOT chatfic, there might be a few messages or groupchats like in the first chapter but after its dialogue and text!
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- Part 2 of Shizu's Crossovers & interactions!
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With Harkon defeated and Tamriel saved from eternal night, Vitus Demirio, former blacksmith turned Dragonborn, sets his eyes upon an even greater threat looming over Nirn: Alduin, the World-Eater, whose return heralds not only the end of the world, but an end to Time itself.
Alongside his two most trusted companions, Serana Volkihar and Inigo the Brave, Vitus must discover his place in the ancient prophecy that foretold the dragons’ return. As the three heroes dive deeper into Skyrim’s secrets, Vitus finds himself haunted by visions of the future as he seeks to unravel the mysteries of the past. In a quest that leads from the Throat of the World to the gates of Aetherius, the lines between hero and monster begin to blur, and Vitus realizes Alduin is not just his enemy...but his reflection.
Facing daedra, dragons, and even the gods themselves, Vitus must decide whether his destiny lies in defying fate, or embracing it. And each choice will determine whether Nirn is saved, or if everything he has ever known and loved will be devoured by a dragon’s teeth.
Is the Last Dragonborn truly destined to stop the apocalypse—or is he merely part of a cycle fated to end this Kalpa so a new one can be born?Series
- Part 2 of The Lastborn's Legacy
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“You know what?” Chenle says, turning towards his two coworkers and jabbing his thumb at Jisung, who thus far hasn’t even so much as cracked a smile. “I think I’m beginning to like this guy. He’s funny.”
“Or possessed,” Jaemin pipes up. “You can never be too sure.”
(The office is in shambles. There is nothing to do.)
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A Tarot reading, that was all it took to shake your entire life.
You've always been an excellent student in the Academy of Piltover, getting the best results and always being first in every class. This all changes as soon as you meet him, as his stubbornness clashes against yours, as your blood boils when his results overpower yours. It seems that no matter how hard you try to push him away, he sticks to you to pierce you out as pieces of your past come back to the surface.
Viktor, as in 'victory', was winning and you were losing.
Rivals? Yes, rivals. So be it. That is what you will be.
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“Congrats,” Nani had once said, looking at him with a half-smile. “Top score. Again.”
Sky had set his pen down on the desk without looking up. “It was an easy test.”
“For you, maybe.” A pause. “Funny how it’s always easy when you’re around.”
“Funny how you’re always one step behind, when it comes to me” Sky replied, finally meeting his gaze, a neutral expression hiding everything else.
Nani had smiled again, but this time without any joy. “You know you could stop trying so hard, right? You just have to exist to be first.”
“And you could try, once in a while” Sky had said softly.---
Simply Sky and Nani in my favorite trope, kindly offered by "we best love".
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Cette fanfiction reprend Duskwood depuis le tout premier message que la MC reçoit. (C’est donc un giga spoil).
L’histoire va changer en cours de route, (mais ça vous allez le découvrir), et certains messages aussi.
Duskwood ne m’appartient absolument pas, c’est exclusivement la propriété d'Everbyte et je me contente de jouer avec. (Cette Fanfiction ignore Moonvale)._ _ _
Le truc c'est que Morgane aurait vraiment, mais vraiment, peut-être mieux fait de ne pas répondre à ce putain d'inconnu la première fois.
De manière honnête, elle savait très bien ce qui l'avait poussée à répondre à ce foutu message en premier lieu. La peur, en vérité. Elle voulait s'assurer que ce n'était pas lui.