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    (Seriously, Guys, the internet made me do it!)

    Rodrick and Regina George have been inseparable since childhood — part-time next-door neighbors bound by a simple rule: if you ever need me, come to my window. As kids, they shared secrets, laughter, and even a playground “wedding.” But growing up changed everything. High school pushed them apart — she became the golden girl, he the rebellious drummer.

    What Regina wasn't accounting for was Plainsview's only high school burning down, causing a sudden transfer of students to North Shore High. Everyone, including Gretchen, has been whispering about a new boy rocking so much eyeliner, he might as well be one of the Plastics!

    A joke not so funny when they meet at Aaron's Halloween party with Cady as his date!

    Old feelings begin to resurface, but pride and fear keep them apart. In the end, their childhood rule still stands — not because they need it, but because it's the only way they know how to get back together!

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    “Do you really think this is a good idea? To recruit a random robloxian as a future-to-be Admin?” Buildeman looked up, adjusted his glasses to look at the man in front of him better as he raised an eyebrow.

    “I don't see anything particularly wrong with it. If they pass my criterias then so be it.” Telamon adjusted his robe as he stood up. “Besides, I doubt anyone would pass the first stage, let alone try to face me.”

    “Then so be it.”

    1x walked like a shadow through the realm of SFOTH, going back and forth as nothing mattered to her. Between all the fights, sword slashes and people grunting, 1x dropped the black cape that was placed on her shoulders, pointed the tip of her sword straight to Telamon’s realm and screamed loud enough for everyone to hear.
    “Telamon, i challenge you to a sword fight on the heights!”

    Everyone dropped dead silent.

    ---

    we are so back

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    Barou decides to take it upon himself to move this thing along, so he says, "I am the King," which should be a statement that tells him all he needs to know — how Barou is to be treated and addressed.

    Sukuna isn't phased, barely looks like he's listening, fondles the length of Barou's entire cock instead.

    "Oh, you are? Interesting," he hums absentmindedly.

    Barou feels himself leaking a drop of pre in his underwear.

    In his desperation to get someone with a cock big enough to satisfy him to fuck him, Barou finds Sukuna. Or rather, Sukuna finds him. They fuck in a bar's dirty bathroom stall.

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    Oh, I have a bad feeling about this. (Chaos Gacha, SI, Harem)

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    14/?
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    All things are possible in the multiverse...

    When a routine scouting mission goes wrong, a group of Rebels is sent back through time to the Clone Wars. They seize the opportunity to fix everything--they can save the Jedi, the Republic, the clones, Alderaan... They can do this. The Force is with them.

    Oh, and also,

    Cal Kestis handed the scanner to a startled Anakin Skywalker. “Congratulations, General. You have twins.”

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    Running Bad
    When a player experiences a prolonged streak of bad luck or unfavorable outcomes in poker games


    Or: Alastor and Husk play a game, each betting their souls. They both walk away not gaining what they set out to achieve.

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    M Kaiser @godchosenemperor ✔️ ・ 3h ago
    guys i failed again… the latte was worth it tho ig

     

    Miya @._miiya-. ・ 3h ago
    replying to @godchosenemperor
    kaiser ily but ur gayfailing so hard it’s embarrassing

     

    Or, former child actor Kaiser's trials and tribulations to get that one cute barista's number, except that he's had unrestrained access to the Internet as a kid, posted about his gayfail once out of desperation, and became the butt of every joke on Twitter. Featuring his entirely unhelpful fandom and his mutual love/hate relationship with them.

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    When she heard Guts’s footsteps, she turned and held up the photo.

    It was a picture of Griffith, sitting at a metal table in a bare concrete room. The table was bolted to the floor and Griffith was handcuffed to the table. He was holding up a copy of the day’s newspaper and looking exceptionally bored.

    “It’s not that bad,” Guts said. “I mean, we already knew where he was.”

    OR The Hawks didn't intend for their plan to bring down a rival crime family to involve Griffith getting kidnapped, but fortunately, they excel at improv.

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    Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.

    Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
    Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.

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    Where Sauron uses a mysterious Dark Lord Hotline to harass Sith Lords in a Galaxy far, far away.

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    Naruto senses a disturbance in in the Chakra fields, the old bastard Nine-Tailed Fox is gone, in his stead is a dangerous entity who goes by the Nine-Tittied Dommy Mommy. It is Naruto's destiny to embrace Mommy Kaede's will from a whole different dimension. He had to unite the world and stop the Great Ninja War by turning everyone into a loyal Cum Slut. It was time to fuck or be slut fucked.

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

    OR

    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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    In Berlint, everyone pays taxes: Spies, assassins, informants, secret police, and other people with less interesting job titles.

    One rogue Garden assassin, however, has committed the worst crime of all: tax evasion. Now, Yor must team up with Franky to hunt down the missing culprit and restore the guild's bloodstained (but tax-compliant) reputation. All while Hemlock is forced to stay in City Hall and make "friends."

    Meanwhile, Yuri and Chloe investigate the suspicious death of a fellow officer. Their search leads them to City Hall, where they find one man's unpaid taxes have somehow turned the building into a crowded, committee-filled labyrinth of excess paperwork, war-hungry couriers and firefighters, and rooms where time didn't move in a linear fashion.

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    Excerpt from Eloise's letter to Colin

    .....Yes, you read that correctly. Our Penelope. She has apparently decided that the Season to come will not be wasted in corners. She actually wears gowns that suit her now.... Marriage, Colin. She is contemplating marriage
    I cannot forgive it. We had an agreement, she and I — that we should stand together against such nonsense.

     

    Excerpt from Colin's unsent Letter to Penelope:

     

    Pen,
    What on earth are you doing? Eloise claims you’re parading about as if the marriage mart were a stage. Have you taken leave of your senses? Or is there truly some man who thinks himself worthy of you? Tell me Eloise has exaggerated as she always does. Because the thought of you—

     
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    While Colin is away in Europe, Eloise writes him with her usual flair for exaggeration: Penelope danced four times in one night. With actual suitors. Colin’s response? To rearrange his entire travel itinerary, spiral about moustaches, and declare war on waltzes lowered necklines. Through misunderstandings Colin’s chaotic and often hilarious journey to realizing his feelings for Penelope takes a few unexpected turns.

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    Hwang Inho swore he wasn’t in love with Seong Gihun - the 2020 Games winner he had secretly ordered to be followed.
    Unfortunately, his two employees - the Salesman and the Masked Officer - get a front row seat to how pathetic the Frontman can be and how unhinged their boss can get in the name of “love”

    [Text Fic]

    HR’s Worst Nightmare:

    geez is this what years of no sex does to a guy?

    He wore grey today, looked sad

    9/10 vibe

     

    Boss (of bad decisions):

    Sad? Who hurt him?

     

    Underpaid Assistant:

    Uhhh??? probably people like you??

     

    Boss (of bad decisions):

    Right.

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    10/?
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    Crowley is an idiot, Rook takes his chanse and runs, and the crowd is flabbergasted

     

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    chatfic with the usual trope - secrets on the line

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    An SCP Style article written about a Mary Sue

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    Tossing a stone in a river creates ripples, while hurling a meteor in the sea leads to tsunamis.

    Rhea Jackson is the embodiment of the unpredictable, and knowing the future doesn't necessarily makes it any better. Nevertheless, she had a knack of finding humor in it all.

    Add the spirits of her father's and uncle’s counterparts from another dimension, and suddenly nothing make sense.

     

    [WARNING : bad grammar, sorry English is not my first language. ]

     

    The Lightning Thief (5-23)
    The Sea of Monsters (24-41)
    The Titan Curse (42-60)
    The Battle of the Labyrinth (63- 84)
    The Last Olympian (86-107)

     

    A bit of The Lost Hero (109-111)
    The Daughter of Neptune (112-133)
    The Mark of Athena (134-152)
    "Flash Back" The Sword of Hades (153-154)
    The House of Hades (155-167)
    The Blood of Olympus (168-185)

     

    Rhea Jackson and the Revival of the Gods (187-???)

     

    Discord : https://discord.gg/tVmymEr9J6

     

    Disclaimer : Percy Jackson does not belong to me

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    Chapters:
    209/?
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    Wakatoshi accidentally clicks a link that opens him to the darker side of the internet.

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    After the War of the Ring, Mairon, broken, hollow, is brought before the Valar’s court, waiting to be cast into the Void. What he doesn’t expect is for them to give him 6,000 years of community service to atone instead, thanks to one very persistent elf.

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    25,983
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    133
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    134
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    2,687

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