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Turn The Lights On, Carry Me Home! by ClueCrew
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
11 Nov 2025
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(Seriously, Guys, the internet made me do it!)
Rodrick and Regina George have been inseparable since childhood — part-time next-door neighbors bound by a simple rule: if you ever need me, come to my window. As kids, they shared secrets, laughter, and even a playground “wedding.” But growing up changed everything. High school pushed them apart — she became the golden girl, he the rebellious drummer.
What Regina wasn't accounting for was Plainsview's only high school burning down, causing a sudden transfer of students to North Shore High. Everyone, including Gretchen, has been whispering about a new boy rocking so much eyeliner, he might as well be one of the Plastics!
A joke not so funny when they meet at Aaron's Halloween party with Cady as his date!
Old feelings begin to resurface, but pride and fear keep them apart. In the end, their childhood rule still stands — not because they need it, but because it's the only way they know how to get back together!
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“Do you really think this is a good idea? To recruit a random robloxian as a future-to-be Admin?” Buildeman looked up, adjusted his glasses to look at the man in front of him better as he raised an eyebrow.
“I don't see anything particularly wrong with it. If they pass my criterias then so be it.” Telamon adjusted his robe as he stood up. “Besides, I doubt anyone would pass the first stage, let alone try to face me.”
“Then so be it.”
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1x walked like a shadow through the realm of SFOTH, going back and forth as nothing mattered to her. Between all the fights, sword slashes and people grunting, 1x dropped the black cape that was placed on her shoulders, pointed the tip of her sword straight to Telamon’s realm and screamed loud enough for everyone to hear.
“Telamon, i challenge you to a sword fight on the heights!”Everyone dropped dead silent.
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we are so back
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Two Kings Walk Into a Bar... by 34540 for useless_donut
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Nov 2025
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Barou decides to take it upon himself to move this thing along, so he says, "I am the King," which should be a statement that tells him all he needs to know — how Barou is to be treated and addressed.
Sukuna isn't phased, barely looks like he's listening, fondles the length of Barou's entire cock instead.
"Oh, you are? Interesting," he hums absentmindedly.
Barou feels himself leaking a drop of pre in his underwear.
In his desperation to get someone with a cock big enough to satisfy him to fuck him, Barou finds Sukuna. Or rather, Sukuna finds him. They fuck in a bar's dirty bathroom stall.
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High School DxD - Random x Revolution by TRUExtremeSamxX
Fandoms: Chaos Gacha - Fandom, Highschool DxD (Anime), ハイスクール DxD - 石踏 一榮 | High School DxD - Ishibumi Ichiei, 新妹魔王の契約者 | Shinmai Maou No Testament | The Testament of Sister New Devil (Anime & Manga), Black Souls (Sushi Yuusha Toro Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Oh, I have a bad feeling about this. (Chaos Gacha, SI, Harem)
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- Part 4 of Stories that started as Snippets
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Once More, With Feeling by ravnoschick
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games)
11 Nov 2025
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All things are possible in the multiverse...
When a routine scouting mission goes wrong, a group of Rebels is sent back through time to the Clone Wars. They seize the opportunity to fix everything--they can save the Jedi, the Republic, the clones, Alderaan... They can do this. The Force is with them.
Oh, and also,
Cal Kestis handed the scanner to a startled Anakin Skywalker. “Congratulations, General. You have twins.”
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Running Bad
When a player experiences a prolonged streak of bad luck or unfavorable outcomes in poker gamesOr: Alastor and Husk play a game, each betting their souls. They both walk away not gaining what they set out to achieve.
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mission : gayfailure and cute barista by orionic
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
11 Nov 2025
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M Kaiser @godchosenemperor ✔️ ・ 3h ago
guys i failed again… the latte was worth it tho igMiya @._miiya-. ・ 3h ago
replying to @godchosenemperor
kaiser ily but ur gayfailing so hard it’s embarrassingOr, former child actor Kaiser's trials and tribulations to get that one cute barista's number, except that he's had unrestrained access to the Internet as a kid, posted about his gayfail once out of desperation, and became the butt of every joke on Twitter. Featuring his entirely unhelpful fandom and his mutual love/hate relationship with them.
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In Which Griffith Should Have Come With A Warning Label by CheerfulForest
Fandoms: Berserk (Anime & Manga)
11 Nov 2025
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When she heard Guts’s footsteps, she turned and held up the photo.
It was a picture of Griffith, sitting at a metal table in a bare concrete room. The table was bolted to the floor and Griffith was handcuffed to the table. He was holding up a copy of the day’s newspaper and looking exceptionally bored.
“It’s not that bad,” Guts said. “I mean, we already knew where he was.”
OR The Hawks didn't intend for their plan to bring down a rival crime family to involve Griffith getting kidnapped, but fortunately, they excel at improv.
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Wherever They Go, Trouble Follows by EDITHCARDYBRUNO
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
11 Nov 2025
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Whether purposely or not, James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock constantly end up in sticky situations.
Each chapter is independent of the others, and I deliberately omitted all the other major characters, focusing on my two favorites and portraying them as a happily married couple.
Their troubles sometimes are serious, other times downright ridiculous. However, they muster through it all.Series
- Part 1 of Space Spouses
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Dork Lord Phone Pranks by DarthCadence
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Nov 2025
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Where Sauron uses a mysterious Dark Lord Hotline to harass Sith Lords in a Galaxy far, far away.
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Dommy Mommy's Slut Fucking: Shippuden by LightlySaucedKomeada
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
11 Nov 2025
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Naruto senses a disturbance in in the Chakra fields, the old bastard Nine-Tailed Fox is gone, in his stead is a dangerous entity who goes by the Nine-Tittied Dommy Mommy. It is Naruto's destiny to embrace Mommy Kaede's will from a whole different dimension. He had to unite the world and stop the Great Ninja War by turning everyone into a loyal Cum Slut. It was time to fuck or be slut fucked.
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- Part 13 of Dommy Mommy Sex Cult
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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
11 Nov 2025
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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
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Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
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In Berlint, everyone pays taxes: Spies, assassins, informants, secret police, and other people with less interesting job titles.
One rogue Garden assassin, however, has committed the worst crime of all: tax evasion. Now, Yor must team up with Franky to hunt down the missing culprit and restore the guild's bloodstained (but tax-compliant) reputation. All while Hemlock is forced to stay in City Hall and make "friends."
Meanwhile, Yuri and Chloe investigate the suspicious death of a fellow officer. Their search leads them to City Hall, where they find one man's unpaid taxes have somehow turned the building into a crowded, committee-filled labyrinth of excess paperwork, war-hungry couriers and firefighters, and rooms where time didn't move in a linear fashion.
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Colin’s Meltdown Tour (From Eloise, With Exaggeration) by krizue
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)
11 Nov 2025
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Excerpt from Eloise's letter to Colin
.....Yes, you read that correctly. Our Penelope. She has apparently decided that the Season to come will not be wasted in corners. She actually wears gowns that suit her now.... Marriage, Colin. She is contemplating marriage
I cannot forgive it. We had an agreement, she and I — that we should stand together against such nonsense.Excerpt from Colin's unsent Letter to Penelope:
Pen,
What on earth are you doing? Eloise claims you’re parading about as if the marriage mart were a stage. Have you taken leave of your senses? Or is there truly some man who thinks himself worthy of you? Tell me Eloise has exaggerated as she always does. Because the thought of you—
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Or:While Colin is away in Europe, Eloise writes him with her usual flair for exaggeration: Penelope danced four times in one night. With actual suitors. Colin’s response? To rearrange his entire travel itinerary, spiral about moustaches, and declare war on waltzes lowered necklines. Through misunderstandings Colin’s chaotic and often hilarious journey to realizing his feelings for Penelope takes a few unexpected turns.
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- Part 1 of A Matter of Miscommunication
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Hwang Inho swore he wasn’t in love with Seong Gihun - the 2020 Games winner he had secretly ordered to be followed.
Unfortunately, his two employees - the Salesman and the Masked Officer - get a front row seat to how pathetic the Frontman can be and how unhinged their boss can get in the name of “love”[Text Fic]
HR’s Worst Nightmare:
geez is this what years of no sex does to a guy?
He wore grey today, looked sad
9/10 vibe
Boss (of bad decisions):
Sad? Who hurt him?
Underpaid Assistant:
Uhhh??? probably people like you??
Boss (of bad decisions):
Right.
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Who wants peace at NRC (they aren't getting it) by AlexTheTurtleDuck
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Crowley is an idiot, Rook takes his chanse and runs, and the crowd is flabbergasted
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chatfic with the usual trope - secrets on the line
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An SCP Style article written about a Mary Sue
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The Truths Spoken In The Sea Of Lies by NevraEldarya
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Record of Ragnarok (Manga), Record of Ragnarok (Anime)
11 Nov 2025
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Tossing a stone in a river creates ripples, while hurling a meteor in the sea leads to tsunamis.
Rhea Jackson is the embodiment of the unpredictable, and knowing the future doesn't necessarily makes it any better. Nevertheless, she had a knack of finding humor in it all.
Add the spirits of her father's and uncle’s counterparts from another dimension, and suddenly nothing make sense.
[WARNING : bad grammar, sorry English is not my first language. ]
The Lightning Thief (5-23)
The Sea of Monsters (24-41)
The Titan Curse (42-60)
The Battle of the Labyrinth (63- 84)
The Last Olympian (86-107)A bit of The Lost Hero (109-111)
The Daughter of Neptune (112-133)
The Mark of Athena (134-152)
"Flash Back" The Sword of Hades (153-154)
The House of Hades (155-167)
The Blood of Olympus (168-185)Rhea Jackson and the Revival of the Gods (187-???)
Discord : https://discord.gg/tVmymEr9J6
Disclaimer : Percy Jackson does not belong to me
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- Part 1 of Rhea Jackson Adventures
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what doesn't kill you makes you (almost dead, no offense) by irenecallista07
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
11 Nov 2025
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Wakatoshi accidentally clicks a link that opens him to the darker side of the internet.
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Growing Mushrooms by lemoneyshipz
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Nov 2025
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After the War of the Ring, Mairon, broken, hollow, is brought before the Valar’s court, waiting to be cast into the Void. What he doesn’t expect is for them to give him 6,000 years of community service to atone instead, thanks to one very persistent elf.
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- Part 1 of Growing Mushrooms Verse