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And I'm afraid of what I'll find in the rubble when it's done
I didn't wanna hurt anyoneLet it be said, when driving along the coast, there was nothing better than road tripping in a convertible.
Tommy let his hand ride the air as the car sped down the highway, head thrown back and laughing at some stupid joke Jack had made from the driver’s seat.
It was nice to get away from the noise of the city, the oppressive heat of the concrete jungle being washed away by the cool ocean breeze, and the burning sun felt like it was searing freckles to his cheeks rather than pouring sweat down his back.
The coast was nice, the beach was wonderful, and the ocean waves felt like coming home.
And Tommy got to spend the next month living it all.
Otherwise known as
We went from a cute fic about beach vacation to a horror fic featuring therapy. Everyone's confused
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- Part 3 of Beyond Beyond Beyond
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I'll wait for the tide to bring you home by da_internet_cat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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Overall, things were going pretty smoothly. Technoblade was learning more and more about the human world and was slowly chipping away his fear of their means of conveyance. There had been a few minor bumps on the way but as a whole, Techno was getting closer to living like a human with every day passing.
And then Wilbur slipped his tongue.
The sequel to "I will fight" but this time no one is afraid of boats. Unfortunately for Techno, there might be a bigger issue on the rise.
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- Part 2 of a universal truth (betweeen me and you)
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Some say that the island off the coast holds mysterious secrets and dangers. Others say that it's a ruse put up by the coast guard to keep tourists from wrecking the island's ecosystem. One thing's for sure though, when Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo go for a camping trip on Mako Island, they aren't expecting how drastically their lives will change.
Inspired by and based off of H2O: Just Add Water!
(Not abandoned, author is just failing at adulting efficiently)
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Be All That You Need To Be (Nothing More, Nothing Less) by RoseGoldOrigins
Fandoms: DreamSMP
21 Jun 2025
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Just a little one shot of mer Tommy getting used to his new pod.
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Strange things happen in the ocean. Techno keeps coming back.
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It was too loud here. Too loud for his sensitive hearing. Philza thrashed in his tank, baring his teeth at no one. The waters were too hot, slowly boiling thanks to those large false suns overhead. But he wouldn’t dare throw himself out of the tank. The humans would beat him beyond black and blue.
Maybe if he did, then he would finally be free.Series
- Part 3 of From Under My Tail, I Shall Protect You
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Beneath the Symphony of Waves by Unikrinstall for Soulless_Fawn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Apr 2025
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Shimmering scales flashed beneath the nearby ocean, swirling around in the hazy water and twisting seafoam. Ripples waved on the surface, rapid and sharp.
Silence curtained the air for only a few seconds, although it felt like eternity.
The wind seemed to still, the seagulls paused mid-flight, the waves went quiet in their normally relentless crashing.
Everything was frozen. Stuck suspended in between one breath, one subtle shift, and the next. Waiting for the a new beginning. Or for some, a horrific ending.
It was broken by the sound of a voice. A voice that was singing in a language that no human knew, echoing through the new night, beautiful in all of the eeriest ways.
Still, it was all that the trio could hear.
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When Ranboo’s parents inherit a beach house in a small town from his aunt, he finds himself forced to spend the entire summer there.
While at first, he assumes that he’s going to miserable, after making two new friends, Tommy and Tubbo, he doesn’t think it’ll be too bad.
And it wouldn’t have been, if they hadn’t attracted the attention of two ancient mer, Phil and Techno, who are searching for some new family members.
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- Part 37 of Worlds
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Niki is a baker. Her best friend is a merling.
Day 5 of Anarchist April
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- Part 5 of Anarchist April 2025
- Part 4 of Everything Sunrise Duo
- Part 16 of All My Niki-Centric Fics
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Tommy had never known a life without his pod, without his parents. But when he wakes up one morning to find his home and nest destroyed and his parents, as well as the rest of his pod, missing. Life doesn’t look promising anymore. He’s too young to be on his own by himself. So he shivers and starves in his ruined nest.
Wilbur was honestly not sure how it came to be. One moment he was enjoying a brisk swim along the coast, something he rarely did, and the next he was hearing the desperate calls of a lone mer pup. Next thing he knew the tiny thing was in his arms. Well, more like his palms. The pup was so small as were all tropical mer were when compared to Wilbur’s large size. That’s what happened when you were born and raised in the deep abysses of the ocean. But he had found this pup, and he was going to take care of them.
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Tommy is baby mer and woke up to being abandoned. SBI comes in and saves him, but will Tommy like it?
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- Part 2 of SBI [:
- Part 2 of Tommy Centric Fics
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After a storm throws Techno overboard, he gets saved by a mermaid. Whether or not this is a good thing is highly debatable.
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Hunting for food wasn’t easy, no matter how old he got.
The only real benefit that came with age was an increase in size and whatever knowledge he learned from failed hunts. Though, now that he’s thinking about it, he ate far more consistently as a fry than he does now.
Being so small let him go relatively unnoticed on large mer but now that he was around as big as most juveniles despite being an adult, all that stealth was long gone.
The reminder makes the fins surrounding his mouth flick irritably, disturbing the image of his false face for a moment before he settled again. It was all about appearances now. He had to look like some poor, unassuming mer in the hopes that someone would swoop in on him hoping for an easy kill.
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Phil gets a quick meal, sees some sonboys and lies to himself about keeping them as future little insurance meals.
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Lamprey Phil gets a meal and accidentally gets some sons too
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- Part 31 of Dory's Dark SBI
- Part 4 of Dorycember 2024
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Tied to the ocean through blood, sweat, and tears (I wouldn’t have it any other way) by Strawbee9
Fandoms: Dream SMP
11 Jan 2025
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The legends of grand tales do not fail to skip small port villages. Tales of grandeur and bravery, plunder and victory. Ruthless pirate captains and their love of the sea, rum, and their loyal crews. Stories of mer and sirens, one helping and one drawing some to their deaths. Magic only the mind of a sea hardened man can imagine.
There’s Captain Technoblade, one of the most ruthless pirates to sail the high seas. He plunders any ship he comes across and leaves no survivors.
There’s also Wilbur Soot, thought to be the son of a siren because his singing can make you forget your worries and bring you aboard his ship. His crews are always joyful and songs are never silent. But remember that he and his crew are dangerous and just as ruthless.
Mer and sirens, although they may be just tales and stories of waterlogged minds, are said to influence the waves and tides, bending earth’s patterns to their wills. Sirens like to lure ships to sharp rocks, where mer like to smooth the rocks for a safe passage.
And when these tales reach those small seaside towns, small children gather ‘round the pirates, all distrust lost for the stories, and they listen.
Or))DSMP Pirate AU!
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- Part 9 of Its midnight and god can't stop me now~
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i put ‘are mermaids real’ in the search bar and found a bunch of conspiracy theory websites by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
05 Jan 2025
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It's all fun and games until the human realises you're not human. Then the game is only fun for you.
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Ranboo's Guide to Getting Adopted by Sea Monsters by Soomeone
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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“…What?”
A good thirty seconds had passed, the creature… not brochette-ing him? For some reason?
Reopening his eyes, Ranboo looked at the monster for a few seconds before seeing it opening its mouth and hearing it…
“Hulloooo.”
…speak.
Because of The Accident, Ranboo has been forced to relocated his "home" to the beach, a good two-hour walk away from the town he originally came from.
However, soon after a massive storm passed by, a pair of mysterious eyes coming from the ocean started observing him every single night, and would only go away whenever he'd wake up the next day.
After three weeks straight of the eyes' presence, it was only natural for him to try and figure out what idiotic person would spend their entire night in the water only to watch Ranboo sleep, no?
(Little did he know...)
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Duck in Tub (he's lost his partner) by Absoleil
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
06 Jul 2024
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In which Quackity finally loses his shit.
Also, in which Dark!SBI + Dad!Sam get it back together again.
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There was a leviathan that lived in the deep.
Wilbur knew there was.
He had big gnashing teeth and claws sharp enough to slice through bone. He was terrifying, he was huge and he was real.
The rest of his pod tried to tell him that he was fake, that the Angel of Death was just a story to keep guppies in line but he knew they were wrong. He saw the ice blue eyes staring at him from the deep. He saw the massive hands drop off shiny little treasures right by the ledge of the gorge they lived by.
He knew that the monster of the deep was trying to lure him closer so that he could snatch him up and drag him down with just a few beats of his massive tail.
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Wil is just a normal mer trying his best to prove himself to his new pod. That was going pretty well but Phil decided to select him in the sonboy lottery. Now he just won't leave him alone.
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Fish boy cries wolf one too many times and gets a new dad for his troubles :)
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- Part 23 of Dory's Dark SBI
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Under the sea (do do do do) Under the sea by AVeryNiceFruit
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Subnautica (Video Game)
05 Apr 2024
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CRASH
Alarms blared and the lights in the pod flashed red as the pod flipped and turned. Ranboo was yanked in every which way, as if they were on the worlds shittiest and most painful rollercoaster. They looked up, dazed from when their head had smashed against the wall behind them, just in time to see a panel shake loose off the wall and come flying right at them. Pain blossomed in their head, everything going blurry and seeming to happen in slow motion as their vision slowly faded to black..
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A crossover AU between Subnautica and I guess DSMP? Or at least some of the people. Basically Ranboo crash lands on a planet consisting entirely of water, and is adopted by Technoblade, a Mermaid living there. Also the MineCraft family is all mermaids. I just added mermaids as a species to the planet in subnautica. (I have not finished subnautica, nor do I know like anything about lore or even game mechanics so this will not at all be game accurate)
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SBI au ideas that you can use to make your own story, be creative and follow your heart desires.
If you intend to use one please give credit ^^
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Tommy had spent his whole life on this dumb little ship. He hated everything about it: he hated the stupid wood that he mopped each day despite how the salt water dilapidated all his hard work, he hated the cold winds that kept him awake during the night and he hated the stupid railings that kept him away from the abyss of the sea.
No matter how much he wanted to make a hammock under their plank just to take in the scent of the sea and the moisture against his skin, his captain refused to allow anyone near the water but himself. It was confusing, why have a crew that sails the seven seas while terrified of what lies below the waves of foam and salt?
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- Part 3 of MCYT/DSMP Stories
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"Are you going to eat me?" Tommy blurts. No harm in checking.
Ranboo sputters while Tubbo bends over laughing. "W-what?! No!" Ranboo looks shocked at such a notion. "That's practically cannibalism!"
Tommy frowns. "But if you eat fish, isn't that also cannibalism?"
Tubbo sits up, his laughter calmed down but still shaking his body slightly. "We don't eat fish. Mers are vegetarian."- Or -
Tommy accidentally meets some mythical creatures and bonding ensues while Tommy is also living with his abusive foster father.
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- Part 7 of Daemon's DSMP Oneshots