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The Gold Standard by Jackedrabbit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Nightwing (Comics)
04 Aug 2025
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A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.
Oh shit.
“Wing, what does that wrapper say?”
“Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.
“Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.
“Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
____________________________________In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.
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Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.
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You never thought of yourself as much of a motherly figure.
Never really thought you’d be the type to have kids - especially with the way the economy was. Honestly you thought you didn’t have that many skills to be a parent.
So it was a little baffling to you to suddenly have 5 children to care for, or rather, 5 grown demonic men to care for. What started out as a manager position soon pivoted to a live-in nanny situation.Saja Boys x Fem! Reader
Primarily platonic / can be viewed as poly though - not canon compliant - mild crack fic, primarily fluff | plotless crack/fluff fic
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Salty quites smoking like a boss by Guest_YIPPE
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Saltydkdan (RPF)
04 Aug 2025
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the title kinda sums it up prettttty well
based on this video, if you dont watch the video it wont make sense
https://youtu.be/c99aVvChej0?si=ozaPlbQtq6qhS8pF- Language:
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After angering a witch, Ford is cursed to the form of an infant.
On a totally unrelated note, Stan just found a baby on the side of the road.
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begrudgingly ill by navybluecats
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Aug 2025
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“Bakugou, you have got to go back to your dorm: you are sick.” Aizawa deadpans as Bakugou walks into the classroom, obviously disheveled. His hair is uncombed, his nose is red like he’s been sneezing uncontrollably, and his UA uniform is—somehow—worse than what it usually is.
“Sen—achoo!—Sensei, I’m not—achoo!—Sick, let me go to my seat.” Bakugou sniffs, sneezing horribly.
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Bakugou is sick, something he says he "never is", watch him make this everybody else's problem.
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- Part 2 of AU-gust
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- 713
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- 1/1
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"Are you always this touchy?" The blond huffed, rolling his shoulder to shake the man off.
"Only on special occasions!" Phainon mused, still showing off that awful smirk. Mydei scoffed.
"You're more of a child than I thought." The pale haired man gasped. His hand shot up, covering his chest as if he had been shot.
"I am not!"
"Yes, you are." Mydei retorted back, a familiar flicker of competition flaring up inside his gut.
"Am not!" Phainon pushed back.
"You are." The blond egged him on. Sapphire blue eyes sharpened. He will not yield.
"Am not!"
"Are too."
"Not!"
"Are."
"Nuh uh!"
"Yuh uh. "
𓆩⚝𓆪
Or: Phainon and Mydei attend college together. But with Phainon in military and Black Tide making daring moves, they prepare for worst case scenarios. By being stupidly in love.
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Chuuya and dazai: freelance police by TheGlitterKing
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Sam & Max (Video Games)
04 Aug 2025
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Sam & max au idk what else to say
★Soukoku's deranged adventures★
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Nothing Permanent But Change by jayvik_johnlock_and_ghoap
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
04 Aug 2025
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When Millen Coelho-Grey, a xi -- a socially neutral alpha -- is assigned to Task Force 141, he's apathetic to the prospects of being integrated into a new pack. His life feels like a trainwreck, barreling towards middle age and an inevitable therapy session that he's just waiting for the brass to book. His military career is stagnant, and he's never felt like he belongs. Too submissive to be a proper alpha, but still categorized by his secondary gender, he is ever forced to shrug on labels like an ill-fitting coat, and it's been taking its toll slowly but surely.
Will the 141 -- a tight-knit group, bordering somewhere between the closest bonds of brotherhood and something more -- find a way to coax their newest member out of his shell? Or is Millen destined to never know the pride and acceptance that comes with bearing a packmark on his neck?Series
- Part 1 of Nothing Permanent But Change
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Hatchet Scandle - A Hatchetfield Sitcom by gifted_procrastinator
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
04 Aug 2025
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It was a moderately average day in the remote town of Hatchetfield, no birds fell from the sky, nor did any mysterious sightings been reported (as of now, at least). The weather was comfortably humid for the beginning of fall, and the clouds offered a surprisingly cool shade.
That meant, of course, that the worst was yet to come.
Or: What if all the character of Hatchetfield were in a sitcom vaguely inspired by 'The Office'. Join the crew through the trials and tribulation of what it really means to live in Hatchetfield! The most out of pocket scenarios will ensue.
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- Part 2 of Hatchet Scandle - A Hatchetfield Sitcom
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Music Mayham (on Twitter) by IMROZA
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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the blue one @Ichika_LM
HAIL MIKUFirst Time Idol @MMJ_Minori
YESSVivid Pink @KohaneVBS
rtRing Leader @WxSTsukasa
WONDERHOYcomposer @K25
all hail miku—
Pjsk twitter fic that mainly follows the group members getting twitter and causing chaos.
Expect: Fans freaking out about mmj being on twitter, n25 sending vague emo comments , vbs being gayyyy, wxs being funny and creating a new subsection of brainrot (WONDERHOYYY), l/n being relatable and just vibing, and the fans losing their minds. -
Son of Grace and Waves by ShadowGazer
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Supernatural (TV 2005)
04 Aug 2025
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When Sally Jackson leaves on an interdimensional errand with Gabriel—one involving cursed rifles, divine politics, and at least one eldritch poultry deity—Percy is sent somewhere safe. Or at least, safe-adjacent: Camp Half-Blood, the training ground for Greek demigods, brimming with old magic, half-buried trauma, and kids who bleed myth and monster in equal measure.
But Percy isn't exactly a demigod. And "safe" is a relative term.
Blending into Camp Half-Blood proves harder than expected—not because Percy isn’t powerful, but because he isn’t familiar. Not to the wards. Not to the gods. Not even to the language of legacy that governs the camp’s rituals. His bloodline is a question with too many answers. His wings are hidden, his power folded in, and his origin? Complicated.
Still, Percy makes a quiet impression.
**MUST READ THE PREVIOUS INSTALMENT OF THE SERIES OR THIS WON'T MAKE SENSE**
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- Part 2 of In which Sally Jackson is not exactly human
- Part 2 of Child of Wings and Sea
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At 50 years old Kuroo thinks he has his life together. Married to his best friend Kenma, a thriving career, and two kids? He has it all. But when he finds a pregnancy test in his 15 year old's bathroom--that all might come crashing down.
Alternatively: Tetsurou's dramatic over a miscommunication
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- Part 1 of My threadfics
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- 1,147
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The Unknown Beings of Cang Qiong by Egyptian Vulture (I_Am_A_Vulture)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2025
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Everyone knows not to fuck with Cang Qiong. All the peak lords have their strengths and weaknesses. But two in particular are by far the most terrifying thing anyone has ever seen. They're not human. They're not demons. No one knows what they are... some kind of Gods? Either way, don't fuck with Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu.
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Transmigrators Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu are unknowingly the most powerful beings in that world and continue to alter reality by accident. Oh... and terrify everyone.
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Only a girl in a bar by Anonymous
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
04 Aug 2025
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Beautiful girl, troubled past. Sad eyes, hard to please. A challenge.
And Apollo loved challenges.
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After encountering a new kind of demon, Huntrix must deal with some unsavory side-effects that maybe leads them to realize a few things about themselves.
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Norbert and Daggett travel overseas to visit the Big Canyon Thingy of Chewed Up Sticks: a famous Japanese landmark built by beavers, for beavers, and dedicated to beavers all around the world!
But soon the brothers learn it’s not so easy being beaver tourists, especially once Norb ditches their quest to go out with a beautiful—but ominous—local who calls herself Tomie.
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He's thirteen, hungry and exhausted, and he has to care for a very active child of five. He's also a king in exile.
One day he has a brilliant idea to hide as a maester in service of the Usurper's most faithful servant.
He saw it as a temporary thing, then. To get some R&R, read some books, gather his supporters... eight years later he doesn't want anything but a peaceful quiet life with the kids he likes as his own kin.
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Of immortality, trauma, and accidental therapy by MiaoMiaoooo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Aug 2025
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Being Master of Death is an honor for Harry Potter.
He gets to watch over the Earth, keep the flimsy balance in check, and chats with the divine entity he calls his partner. But after a few centuries, even immortality and a god-like position get boring. Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world and Master of Death, is losing to boredom.
Good thing he has a compassionate (and unreasonably powerful) friend who already had a plan.
Or: Death launches Harry Potter into Earth-616 to save Bucky Barnes from HYDRA, Harry accidentally picking up a found family and a boyfriend along the way.
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The Ultra Chronicles of Ultra Yuri AKA Marie's Lesbian Crisis by KivatheDCWizard, Ri2, SpideyViewer
Fandoms: ウルトラシリーズ | Ultra Series, Super Sentai Series, Kamen Rider - All Media Types, RWBY
04 Aug 2025
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It's not a good time to be Mother of Ultra right now.
Many of her subordinates and young Ultrawomen are leaving the Land of Light to join the harems of the Youkalien Star Hegemony, the leader of which won't stop flirting with her.
Her ex-girlfriend wants to get back together and she's having a hard time saying no.
And worst of all, they won't stop calling her 'Captain Mommy!'
(Now featuring some heterosexuality.)