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It's your normal average, every day in Hatchetfield.
Until, of course, the zombie apocalypse starts.
In the face of the end of the world, who can you trust? Can you trust the too cool girl who's barely acknowledged your existence all year? The crazy professor who lives in Witch Wood forest? The jock who used to shove you in your locker everyday?
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The Tapes of the Black and White by GTheWriter1224
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
12 Jul 2025
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Having recently gotten into the habit of recording the Hatchetfield timelines on tapes, the Lords in Black pull in a few people from across the timelines to be their test audience.
(OR: A Hatchetfield characters-watching-the-show fic)
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They were best friends once.
Before her mom disappeared. Before she left and came back cold, surrounded by the kids who made his life hell.
Now it’s senior year. A seating chart puts them side by side for the first time in nearly a decade.
Neither of them is the same, but are they different? The past hasn’t gone anywhere. -
This is Hatchetfield, No One Can Hear You SCREAM by hotgirlsh1t
Fandoms: Hatchetfield - Fandom
08 Jul 2025
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This is Hatchetfield, People Go Missing Everyday.
Anything can happen in Hatchetfield. So, when a killer begins their killing spree, murdering the youth of Hatchetfield High, it feels like your average Wednesday.
But, when Paul, Emma,
Karen Chasity
Roger Jägerman
Solomon Lauter,
And Ted Spankofski are receiving cryptic notes dating back to an incident that quite heavily impacted the six, it seems to be far from a typical isolated incident in Hatchetfield.It becomes far from avoidable when it begins affecting their families, their kids that attend Hatchetfield High.
It's up to them to figure out why, before they're the ones found dead.
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- This is obviously an AU, so there will be differences in each character, and their backgrounds and all that. JUST WARNING YOU GUYS! -
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"I'm gonna go to the nearest church and claim sanctuary!"
That was the plan, after all. But after 35 minutes of constant running and hiding, Grace wasn't sure if she'd be able to find one. She'd never been good with directions. Grace has gotten lost in the Witchwood forest more times than she could count. She must be really lucky, since people who get lost in the forest have a tendency to disappear. But that's just Hatchetfield.
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In which Grace doesn't go to the coffee shop after her encounter with Officer Shapiro. Instead she finds the Watcher with 1,000 eyes.
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Dirty Dudes Must Die - Electric Boogaloo by iamavacado
Fandoms: Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Fandom, Starkid, Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Team Starkid - Fandom
27 Jun 2025
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Grace, with the power of the Black Book, starts killing off "dirty dudes" under everyone's nose. Peter and Steph realize that not only does she have the book and is using it to murder supposed 'perverts', she will probably destroy anyone who gets in her way. Peter and Steph have to team up to take Grace down before she levels Hatchetfield (and Clivesdale) to rubble.
Takes place directly after the credits roll of NPMD. (Think of the impliCATIONS)
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Grace prays for forgivness in the Hatchetfield High bathroom.
Stephanie Lauter tries her absolute hardest to keep Grace afloat.
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Hatchet Scandle - A Hatchetfield Sitcom by gifted_procrastinator
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
25 Jun 2025
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It was a moderately average day in the remote town of Hatchetfield, no birds fell from the sky, nor did any mysterious sightings been reported (as of now, at least). The weather was comfortably humid for the beginning of fall, and the clouds offered a surprisingly cool shade.
That meant, of course, that the worst was yet to come.
Or: What if all the character of Hatchetfield were in a sitcom vaguely inspired by 'The Office'. Join the crew through the trials and tribulation of what it really means to live in Hatchetfield! The most out of pocket scenarios will ensue.
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- Part 2 of Hatchet Scandle - A Hatchetfield Sitcom
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For the past two weeks, Richie had felt the happiest he had since elementary school. For the past two weeks, Richie had also felt a pit in his stomach. Not of guilt or remorse, but of dread. Something was going to go wrong. They'd be found out eventually. Max's body wasn't hidden that well, and he'd been dead for long enough that if anyone stepped into that house they'd be able to smell his decaying cut up corpse. But today was a happy day. It was a football game, and they were at halftime (or the intermission as Ruth would say). So far they were winning. Richie was giving it his all with the hype energy on the field. The football team had just left to get back to the game while Richie stayed back to get a sip of water. He took off the mascot costume and stared at his reflection in the mirror. He'd been borrowing foundation from Steph to cover up the dark circles under his eyes. Sure, he was having trouble sleeping after accidentally causing the death of a fellow student. Who wouldn't?
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What if Nibbly played a part in Nerdy Prudes Must Die? A new apocalypse at hand.
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Nerdy Prudes dont like musicals by Kasa_Memoire_Antique
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
23 Jun 2025
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When sixteen year old Richie Lipshitz and his longtime bully, Max Jägerman escape Hatchetfield High when everyone began singing, they meet a terrified thirteen year old named Hannah Foster. All three seeming to be immune to the 'Apotheosis' they make it there goal to save the world.
Or; Richie, Max, and Hannah trio shenanigans in a Apotheosis-ified hatchetfield
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Since TGWDLM and Black Friday take place 2 years before NPMD, Richie and Max would be sixteen, not eighteen:3 -
what's wrong hasn't happened yet by gremlin_rights
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
22 Jun 2025
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Peter experiences déjà vu.
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- Part 5 of seasons skirmish jackbox fics
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nerdy prudes must be a chatfic! by celestial_disco
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
20 Jun 2025
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the nerd squad navigates their friend peter spankoffski’s first time in detention through a chaotic chain of texts
cause what do you mean the popular girl he’s in there with is maybe flirting with him??
aka I was looking for a chat fic with this friend group and I couldn’t find one so I had to take matters into my own hands.
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Don’t Listen To Your Friends (See The Despair Behind Their Eyes) by The_lazy_eye
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
18 Jun 2025
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She is Grace Chasity, child of God and all things holy.
She is a hypocrite.
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Some citizens of Hatchetfield find themselves watching movies about.. themselves?
Except, they don’t remember any of these things happening?
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TGWDLM & NPMD watch each others musicals!
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- Part 2 of NPMD X TGWDLM collection!
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Nerdy Prudes Must Get Off They Damn Phones by rat_in_the_stairwell
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
12 Jun 2025
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A little eye into what was happening on Peter's phone before, during, and after the events of 'High School is Killing Me'
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silly chatfic i wrote forever ago and wanted to post.. my babies. all of them.
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Bruised Knuckles and a Bruised-er Ego by Arkrow
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
09 Jun 2025
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Richie hated his soulmate. He hadn't met them, but good lord did he hate them. Out of all of the universes he could have been placed into, he drew perhaps the shortest stick possible. Instead of words on his arm or a piece of string tied around his finger, he had a jet black handprint, well fist-print, right on his jaw. Completely unable to be hidden or covered up, just a constant visual cue that the first time his soulmate touched him was with a punch. I mean, what else could have happened for his mark to be there?
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A Michie soulmate au with side Lautski
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Ignorance is bliss (or maybe ignorance is bait) by nobecausecheese
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
09 Jun 2025
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They knew. These ancient Gods knew what she had done.
They wanted something Holy, something that could not be undone in the eyes of the One True God. And there was one thing Holiest above all else, the reason Mary was chosen to carry Christ, and the thing Grace had vowed to save until she was safely married in the eyes of the Lord and the law.
or, Grace loses her virginity and loses her shit
Title from Heaven's Gate by Amélie Farren
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We're Nighthawks! (And we don't leave anyone behind) by Burythehatchetfield (Amvic60)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
08 Jun 2025
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“I feel that.” A voice piped up. Max opened his eyes and swung his head in the direction it’d come from. Sitting on the swing bench on the other side of the porch was Zeke the fucking Nighthawk, and he was staring at him in that damn mask.
“The fuck you looking at?” Max threatened, uncapping the beer and taking a swig. It was bitter and tasted foul and cheap; somehow, the punch was better. Zeke swung his head around to look at him and froze. This freaky bird costume stared at him for a few moments, then turned around, muttering something under his breath, staring back into the yard. Nah, Max wasn’t having that.
“I asked you a question, bitch” He said, now walking over to the mascot. “Looking at something? Anything you want to share, Zeke?”
When Max Jagerman talks to the school's mascot at a party, he realises there's more to him than meets the eye. He's determined to solve Hatchetfield's best-kept secret: the identity of Zeke the Fightin' Nighthawk. Richie Lipschitz, the man under the mask, is determined to leave highschool without any jocks finding out that he's their beloved mascot. But now that Max has taken an interest in his feathery persona, it's hard to keep his true identity from slipping through.
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Heavens own, Satanic spawn by thatbookwormbitch
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
06 Jun 2025
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What if I write a self-indulgent halogear fanfic? What if I made Grace LDS and Ruth an ex-Mormon like me? What if I project the guilt of being aromantic and queer onto Grace? What then????? Well, I did and it was fun :3
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I overhear your brain when it’s close to mine by Veechasity
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
05 Jun 2025
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A girl comes home and is comforted by her older sister
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PJ has a bad day, Brenda is a good sister.