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Craig O'Laughlin is all about layers. He has multiple and complex layers; everyone does, he just knows how to make sure that his overlap.
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Layers by orphan_account
Fandoms: Shrek Series, Shrek (2001), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jun 2014
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Steve gives himself to Shrek.
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AU: David Bowie has just released The Next Day in 2013 (okay not so AU as this did actually happen) and is blindly in love with his Dom of an Ogre (actual 420% AU as this did not ever happen in real life).
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When a girl is at her lowest point in life, Shrek, the magical ogre deity comes to her, to give her a purpose.*
*The Author regrets their life choices deeply and if not for friends this fic would have never existed.
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- Part 1 of Definitely my best works.
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Lord of the Raptors by PinkCoffeeMosquitoJelly for elephunk
Fandoms: Fail_Fandomanon RPF, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
31 Mar 2015
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One Does Not Simply Mustache Ride Into Mordor, Except When One Does.
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Never Answer Calls From Your Teammates After Midnight by Bittersweet
Fandoms: Hockey RPF
01 Jun 2015
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The title says it all
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- Part 1 of 30 Days of One Shots
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Gail really doesn't like onions now.
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- Part 3 of Tuqburni
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Frank comes home from work and sees Gerard crying on the couch. Onions and vacumn cleaners are somehow involved in this.
UPDATE: This story is now on Wattpad under the same username! With a cover! Huzzah!
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Trekerella by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek, Star Trek Movies, Cinderella - Fandom
08 Sep 2016
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Nothing is ever normal on the U.S.S Enterprise. Even a simple Ambassador mission is not as simple as it seems. An obsessed young fangirl tries to kidnap the Captain, Mccoy finds reasons to cry (probably alcoholic) tears, Spock's bitch levels are about to reach an all time high, Sulu makes leaps and bounds in science, but a fairy tale ending is far from their sights. Buckle up for a laugh on the weirdest ship in the fleet.
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- Part 5 of Space: The Final Funtier
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When Albus gets concerned about Shrek's ever-increasing weight, he comes up with a secret plan in the hopes that Shrek will lose weight.
Needless to say, things do not go as planned.
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- Part 8 of The Shrek Chronicles
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The All Powerful Onion by AgentBarryAllen (matchasweettea)
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
29 Apr 2016
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Len comes home and everyone is crying
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- Part 7 of ColdFlashAtom
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When Bran gets lonely in his new town he decides to take the plunge and use a dating app to meet new people.
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- Part 1 of Connected Bran Stark/Meera Reed Stories
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This is literally a piece of shit. But you should read it anyway.
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Shrek's Big Orgy by orphan_account
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Gorillaz, The Nutshack (Cartoon), Bee Movie (2007), Kirby - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, VeggieTales
04 Dec 2016
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Shrek invites some friends over for an orgy.
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The Onioning by TheBigChungus
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Shrek (Movies)
03 Jan 2017
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When Kars and the other pillarmen meet up at Dio's mansion for their weekly BDSM session, things do not go as they had planned when Kars finds a large pile of foul smelling onions in one of Dio's many rooms...
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Cream Of Onion Soup Connesuirs by StellarLibraryLady
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
11 May 2017
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Part 3 of 4 of "Together, Alone"
McCoy and Spock have found a way to be together with nobody bothering them. Nobody wants to get close to them because of the strong foods they are consuming and the potential odors they will more than likely be creating.Series
- Part 35 of Four Part Drabbles
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what’re yew doin’ in me swamp? by smolbagu
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
30 May 2018
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evan comes home after having lunch with his mom
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Spike hates onions. The thing is, onions hate him back. Coraline is confused.
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The Doctor is cooking with onions and it all kind of escalates from there...
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This is a joke, I swear...
Shrek throws a party thing and everyone shows up. The place smells like onions which attracts more people than Shrek originally invited. Hundreds of random fictional characters swarm his swamp, and have a big party, thanks to the onion scent. Shrek goes around dating everyone and a lot of random crack pairings... I Mean, HOT COUPLES arrive up to the party... god save us all
I don't do drugs i swear, stay in school kids
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"You're going to regret this," Sherlock manages while John sucks on his neck, "Whatever you're doing, I'm not going to stop you, and you'll regret it." He doesn't want to be that, some guilty secret John carries about. Sherlock might not have much in the way of qualms in general, but he does have some standards.
"I'll just add it to the list then, shall I?" John's voice is rueful, bitter.
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John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street, where he belongs).
Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant, and they're both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First Times happen. -
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"Edge was hunched in on himself, chin and shoulders tucked almost protectively. He looked defeated. Broken. Paps had seen the look often enough in the mirror that he really should have recognized it in another version of himself. There was more there, though. Fury under the fear, and a seed of determination that Paps lacked—determination, he realized, that would allow this version of himself to do terrible things in the name of survival."
In which UF!Papyrus is gravely injured, and UF!Sans brings him to Underswap to recover. UF!Papyrus doesn't know how to handle genuine kindness, and US!Papyrus learns there's more to this other version of himself than he ever guessed.
Warning: while there is a lot of fluff and light-hearted moments, there are also moments of heavy angst and some disturbing implications and themes. Trigger warnings are located in the endnotes of relevant chapters.
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- Part 1 of Broken Bones Multiverse
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I'm Slipping into the Deep End by Webtrinsic
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Sep 2018
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It’s almost instinct after the snap to hurt himself, if he didn’t, how would he know he wasn’t going to disappear?
(Aka Peter coping with being back, when he doesn’t feel like he’s come back at all.)
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Statistically Speaking by foolscapper
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 May 2018
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"Did you ever get babysat?" He sits up, pushing his rounded glasses back up his nose with the edge of his palm. Sniffs, like it's not really a big deal. Like it's just casual conversation between friends, and not something that'll potentially ruin his whole friendship. "By, like... teenagers?"
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Bookmarked by Prince_Nemesis (BetterThanburningontheceiling)
12 Sep 2018
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Hindsight by elephreak
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Aug 2018
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In hindsight he knows that he saw this coming. He recognised the signs with more than enough time to have alerted May, or anyone on what he knew was progressing. But in the end, he just really wanted it to not be true. Just to be a figment of his paranoid over-reactive teenage mind, conjuring up the worst possible scenario. Maybe he had just seen it so much out on the streets as Spiderman that he was bringing it home with him, still seeing the darkness in those kinds of people's eyes… in the way they moved and spoke. Or maybe he had just assumed that the blearing alarms of his spider-sense from the moment he shook hands with the guy was just aftershocks of the armed robbery he had just wrapped up only moments ago.
Hindsight can be a real bitch sometimes.
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hope is the strongest power by sarayin
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Jul 2018
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*this is an alternative storyline that follows after the ferry incident*
“I want you out of my house. Pack your things and leave,” May said in as strong as a voice as she could through the tears in her eyes. She blinked them away and shook her head before making her way into her room, not stopping to look at Peter even once.
Not Peter, she corrected herself.
Spiderman.OR
the one in which peter gets kicked out after may finds out and has to now learn how to survive when hope seems bleak.
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There's a hole in my head and my words are falling out by wolfypuppypiles
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Sep 2018
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Tony’s stomach clenched into a knot at the sudden cut off of Peters' voice because he hadn’t trailed off, no his word had been strangled before a groan and crash sounded from the other side of the door.
Steve jumped in fright at the crash and Tony’s stomach curled tighter at the heavy thump of something hitting the carpet. Something like Peter.
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Having suffered an accident that left him with anterograde amnesia and an incomplete spinal cord injury, Bucky Barnes is determined to live his life to the fullest and meet the challenges of daily life head-on.
Steve Rogers, marine biologist and a retired Space Airman who led a squadron of F40 Avengers to save New York from an alien invasion, isn’t sure how to move past war until he meets the vivacious Bucky. He’s eager for a second date. Trouble is, his date doesn’t seem to remember him.
An AU based on the movie Fifty First Dates
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Bookmarked by Prince_Nemesis (BetterThanburningontheceiling)
16 Nov 2018
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Wasn't sure if the awakening for purring should go here or to Atypical. Decided here because while Atypical solidified that, it ultimately started here. (Because, yknow, of course it did.)
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Foul Depths by Bandity
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
13 Dec 2017
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If you asked Edward, he would say that the problems started with an accident at Central Command. Who put a glass door there anyway?
Edward can't seem to catch a break. Luckily, Roy is learning to pick up the pieces.
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Who Saves The Hero by CamelotQueen
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 May 2018
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May brings home her new boyfriend. Something about him makes Peter feel nervous, but he makes May happy. And if May's happy, then Peter is happy.
Then it escalates.
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A journey through space. A war among two great powers. New friends. Old enemies. And a bond that can never be broken.
Revolution is nigh, and the Irken Empire won't be the only thing forced to deal with the changes...
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A horrifying accident changes Sanji's life forever. Now he has to learn to deal with his new situation - and take revenge on the one he fears the most.
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'This is perhaps the closest your ever been to a monster. You never could imagine just how overpowering their presence could be – it’s threatening, smothering, like an unbearable heat that saps your energy. You swallow when the fear sinks in, the realisation that you're in the same room as one of the most dangerous, most powerful creatures in the whole building.
You only register the large, black boots halting in front of you at the last second. Your head is forced up, and you are staring into the face of Death.'The monsters have taken Ebott after the Barrier beneath Mt. Ebott shattered without warning. The world you knew is gradually being forgotten by those within its borders, remoulded to suit your new masters who wield powers you cannot even hope to possess.
But you cannot give up just yet – you have to persevere.
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"Oh god," He whispers, as loud as dread will allow.
"There's no god here." Yeonjun says, holding out his apron strings for Soobin to tie. "Only me."
(tl;dr txt dorm shenanigans ft. a bad youth drama subplot, starring one Choi Soobin as The Great Repression)
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Bookmarked by Cowsky12
22 Jan 2021
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Yeonjun suggests everyone to make dinner together, and everything get a little bit out of control. Like, there is a fire in the kitchen- out of control.
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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Fractures by EvieNyx
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
12 Mar 2025
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A "Zuko never meets the Gaang and suddenly becomes Fire Lord after three years of literal torture" AU. In which the Gaang doesn't know what to think of this new Fire Lord who happens to be the missing nephew of Aang's firebending teacher, Iroh is misunderstanding a few things, and, sure, maybe the world hates the Fire Nation, but the Fire Nation LOVES Zuko, and he can work with that.
Last work in this series is the character list + descriptions for any readers who are lost on anyone.
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