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Kitchen Shenanigans by JackyMedan for fallingintodivinity
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
05 Apr 2019
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Thus preoccupied, he sliced into an onion, forgetting not to breathe in, and his eyes immediately started to water. He persevered for a few more minutes before wiping his eyes roughly with his sleeve, muttering under his breath as he looked around blearily for a tissue.
“What is it?” Napoleon was by his side instantly. “Oh – ” he started laughing as Illya glared up at him with red, watery eyes. “ – wait, don’t do that, you idiot, you’re still holding the knife – ” he grabbed Illya’s wrist with one hand, snagging a tissue from the box on the countertop with the other. Stepping close, he dabbed gently at Illya’s eyes with the tissue. His other hand was warm and firm on Illya’s wrist.
“There. All better,” said Napoleon cheerfully, then abruptly seemed to notice that their faces were mere inches apart. Illya felt, rather than heard, Napoleon’s soft, surprised huff as a brush of air against his skin. The skin across Napoleon’s cheekbones was faintly pink.
Their gazes locked. Neither man moved.
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- Part 1 of The Heist Affair
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Dearie requested: Foxy is a butcher and Edward is a vegetarian in a farmers market. Their booths are across from the other. What happens?
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“Aziraphale. You’re crying. What’s wrong?”
Aziraphale wiped his eyes, then winced as the tears redoubled: that really hadn’t helped. “Oh, Crowley,” he said resignedly, “it’s just these onions.”
They looked at the cutting board. The onion glared back at them, round and full of menace.
Crowley snatched it up, held it close to his face. “What the fuck did you say to him?”
Directly inspired by this amazing piece of Good Omens fanart. imoomin, I thank you!
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Algernon Papadopoulos and Bucky Pasteur decide to have some 'shitty' fun. Little did they know, it would end in tragedy.
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- Part 1 of Scat Poems
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Oncie and The Sewer Clowns by epiconcelergamer69696969
Fandoms: Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Shrek (Movies), The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, Undertale (Video Game), Captain America (Movies)
21 Oct 2019
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Oncie is recovering from a devastating breakup. A handsome stranger thinks joining a band might help.
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- Part 1 of Oncie and the Sewer Clowns
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Your dad, Barry B. Benson, decides to sell you to the owner of the onion industry. A very rich and powerful man named Shrek.
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Thanos helps you relax after a day of hard work.
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A Dream With Many Layers by The_Walking_Pie
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990)
23 Jun 2020
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Little My comes down with a fever, which causes her to dream about being an onion.
Based on that one picture of Little My as an onion and all the jokes about her also being an onion.
Little My Week 2020 Prompt: Gremlin; Food.
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- Part 2 of Little My Week 2020-The Walking Pie
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Gerry wants to make Onion Rings
It doesn't go quite as planned but having Michael help isn't all that bad
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Top Nine Annoying Things About Being A Batman Villain by SmartCoffee
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
27 Nov 2022
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Batman had an amazing set of villains. Here is a unique anthology where each chapter is a short story from a Batman villain.
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Too Much Onion by only_the_gentle_survived for foreverhalffull
Fandoms: Cormoran Strike Series - Robert Galbraith
05 Oct 2020
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For Her Royal Highness Lilliness.
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Rin and Yukio cook for each other. It was awkward, tense, and the twins again prove themselves demons.
This is NOT as gorey as the tags suggest.
Takes place after they made up.Series
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Somebody's gotta catch him out by fazcinatingreads
Fandoms: Australian Rules Football RPF
06 Jun 2021
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Liam Jones falls victim to one of Daisy Thomas' pranks again and finds Daisy in his usual hideout at the Carlton Football Club.
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I don't know why but it's a collection of 1984 r34 oneshots. :(
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Leo arbeitet undercover in einer Fischgaststätte. Ein später Gast kommt ihm verdächtig vor. Leo fühlt ihm auf den Zahn. Fische fliegen tief.
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- Part 1 of Von Ködern und Killern
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Anonymous asked:
Random ass prompt: 5 times where Jaskier said "I can explain" to Geralt +1 time he really couldn't explain.And thus begins the tellings of a certain bards adventure.
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She hadn't meant to put onions in her dinner.
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- Part 32 of Year of the Owl House 2021
- Part 5 of Werewolf Luz AU
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Mark comes home to an empty apartment once more. Again, his roommates went out without him and aren't too shy to boast about their catch of the night. He sets out to blow off some steam by doing the dishes.
He doesn't know it yet, but Mark isn't alone. Not quite.
An onion sprouts before his eyes, in real-time, and before Mark can think of doing anything, his lonely night turns nightmarish.
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- Part 14 of Flash Fiction
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The 17 Knussies by numberonequeefer
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Among Us (Video Game), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Monster High
10 Oct 2021
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Auralescent was sitting in his little twinkish onsie, with his 9 strands of hair tucked behind his ear, while in his cabin in the woods, when he heard a knock at the door....
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Tord comes home early and hears sniffling in the kitchen.
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- Part 6 of autumn’s anonymous fics
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It's not until the final resolution of DL-6 that Miles realizes how faded his world had become - visually speaking, that is.
(An exploration that begins with colour, continues with grey-scale, then fluctuates between the two, but which mostly focuses on the paths between and the people who accompany him on the way.)
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After the world went to hell, Usopp and Nami find themselves just a few years before they meet Luffy again. This time, they're not going to be the cowards of the crew. They're going to save themselves, and they might as well drive everyone absolutely insane while they do it.
An expansively written time travel fanfic featuring a Blind Usopp, Metal Arm Nami, and two others.
Current Arc: Enies Lobby.
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Exploring the trauma that Sanji experienced at WCI and how that affects him afterwards - because someone has to do it if Oda won’t.
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After the defeat of Gabriel Agreste and the disappearance of the mysterious peacock miraculous user, Marinette is left to try her best as Guardian and pick up the pieces. With the kwamis left in hibernation, no leads on the missing peacock miraculous, and no way to contact her beloved partner, she's left to her wit's end on where to proceed.
That is, until the prime suspect of the peacock wielder coincidentally takes up an apprenticeship at her parents' bakery. Adrien Agreste, son of Hawkmoth, has seemingly planted his roots in her home while Marinette was away for an apprenticeship. This could either be a disaster in the making, or the perfect opportunity to retrieve the missing miraculous... either way, it's war.
At least, it would be, if the gosh darn villain weren't so sweet!
(putting this on ao3, used to be exclusive to my tumblr. read author's note for a more in-depth summary)
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Backstabbing and birthdays by Winxhelina
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
13 Jul 2020
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"Call a medic!" one of his men was yelling.
"A medic? What happened?"
"Nothing very interesting to worry about," Kaiba assured, smiling thinly. In hindsight it was probably the smile, which made Mokuba realize something was very wrong and then a moment later notice a trail of blood slowly oozing out of his brother.
Anzu was the quickest to catch on to the fact that Kaiba was trying to hide the fact that he had been stabbed from his brother and so she too tried to shield him from the sight and pulled him near her, but all it accomplished was that Mokuba was now full on panicking, screaming for his brother, who was right there and finding that the edges of his vision were getting blurry and that it was rather a lot harder to downplay being stabbed than he had thought.
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During their trials in Atem's memory world, Yugi and his other half share some peaceful privacy in the pharaoh's bedchamber.
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Bookmarked by Prince_Nemesis (BetterThanburningontheceiling)
23 Sep 2023
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Has this line from Atem “Yugi, I'll always love you. And I know a part of your heart will forever carry an imprint of mine, from the time you allowed me to spend in there,” which is just *chef kiss*
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With the Egypt trip just around the corner, all Yuugi wishes is for his other self to have a taste of normal life before he leaves. He doesn't expect to wake up in the middle of the night to find said spirit sprawled on his bedroom floor. Solid, and alive.
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The Demonic Possesion of Seto Kaiba by Snakegills for NiightFiend
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2022
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There is nothing that can stop Seto Kaiba from getting what he wants. Not even death.
Kaiba sets out to unbury the Millennium Puzzle and reassemble it in order to get the Duel with Atem he was kept from four years ago. He learns the hard way that calling up the spirits of the dead often has unintended consequences, especially when those vengful ghosts have your best interest at heart.
(Don't let the summary fool you, this is intended to be entirely rivalshipping)
((Aka dark side of deminsions but what if kaiba fucked around and found out))
(((Aka what if atem was in kaibas body and played match maker))) -
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Reigen has never been a very touchy person. Yeah, he uses his hands and face a LOT when talking and interacting with others, but he's never trully allowed himself to connect with someone through hugs and is not because he hates them, but he can't help but feel like by doing that he is going to become closer with others and he doesn't think himself worthy of love from others, after all, in his experience, all the people he cares about end up leaving him or pushed away.
But a simple looking, poker-faced and highly compassionate kid is going to do something about it
5 times where Reigen doesn't hug Mob back and 1 time he does (because he needs it)
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Whumptober 2023 Day 19: Floral Bouquet/Psychology/I'm not as stupid as you think I am
“Why, Master,” he whispered to Reigen once, petals in his hair, when he visited, desperate for company beyond that of his grieving parents. “Why do people give flowers?”
His master had looked at him from across the table, a bento in front of him and another pushed towards Mob, his chin in his hands and eyes grieved. Scruff dotted his face, and his tie was undone. “To show compassion, I guess.”
Mob stared at his own bento then, numb to the world. The flowers in his hands he wished would wilt and be with his brother. Compassion was beautiful. Flowers were beautiful. Death was not. Flowers may have matched the emotion, but not the situation.
Or maybe it was just another one of those things he didn’t understand.
Or
Guilt and blame haunts him, and Mob has no idea how to deal with the looming thought that all of this, all the grief and pain and flowers that taint his house, is all his fault. He should have done more.
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- Part 19 of AnotherInternetUser's 2023 Whumptober
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This is a world in which Mob and Reigen’s paths have never crossed, in which 10-year-old Mob found psychic guidance in the form of the aging, retired tv personality Keiji Mogami, in which Reigen followed through on his plans to close the Spirits and Such Agency, in which a cruel twist of Mob’s powers forces him to confront how dangerous he really is.
10 year old Shigeo Kageyama has vanished, his trail instantly cold, and his case gathers dust in police archives as a kidnapping never solved. Four years pass before a chain of events causes his path to cross with that of the despondent, unfulfilled fake-psychic-turned-fake-investigator, Arataka Reigen. Reigen finds himself in over his head caring for an escaped victim of abuse who, for reasons unfathomable, has been taught to believe his very existence is a horrifically dangerous thing…
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“But you know the school! And you were one of our brightest students!” The principal says, and Reigen hears a hint of frustration in that old, creaking voice. “It has to be you. Please! You’re the only one that can fit in our budget!”
There it is. The real truth. His rates are cheap, even in spite of the travel expenses he will definitely be charging. He takes a breath in, and hates himself for wanting to help.
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“Reigen, are you kidding me? Can’t you keep it in your pants for one minute! This is serious.” Ritsu, outraged, undoubtedly trying to murder Reigen with his eyes. It makes Sato laugh, delighted, and in front of him, Takashi positively grins.
“Sounds like this ain’t the first time, is it, Reigen? You got a thing for stuff like this? You wanna be held down? We can do that for you.”
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“I think it’s time you were held accountable,” he leers, shaking him carelessly. This close, Reigen can smell the decaying scent that clings to him like an extension of his body. “I want you to watch as your actions destroy the ones you love, and I want you to hurt.” He lets go without warning, and Reigen’s face slams onto the ground. Mogami gets up too and presses a shoe to the back of his head, rubbing it there. “Suffering is all you people deserve, after all. Filth.”
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Mob is not the one who is trapped inside Mogami's mind world.
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According to some people, Shigeo Kageyama is a walking time-bomb. And said people decide to do something about it.
In which Mob is kidnapped, detained, and isolated “for the greater good”. Of course, his friends and family have something to say about that. Now if only they could get to him before he starts to unravel.
A whole lotta hurt, followed by a whole lotta comfort.
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In an effort to make sure Reigen doesn’t forget Mob, and Mob doesn’t forget him in return, he does everything in his power to make sure his Shishou knows he cares. It only worries him instead.
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An ageswap AU for A Breach of Trust, occurring ten years later.
Mob and Teru are 24; Ritsu is 23; Shou is 22; Katsuya is 15, and Arataka is 14.
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“Mob—!”
Shigeo's barrier shatters around him like a window. His shriek is cut off.
Reigen reacts. It might be the first time in his life that he reacted with his body before his brain.
An ill-fated job goes horrifically wrong. But not as wrong as it could have.
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"And what if I did?" Dimple asked quietly, he almost forgot that they were on the way to get ramen until he saw the stall start to blur gently into view.
"Then I would've called you a sap."
"I almost called you one."
"I know."
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Reigen Arataka's 29th Birthday isn't as lonely as he thought it would be, even if it is filled with an annoying spirit and bad food.
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Attic AU fic inspired by A Breach of Trust by Phantomrose96
After spending five years in a basement, waking up in a hospital would be very disorienting.
Or, a look at Mob's recovery in the Attic AU.