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Hermione Granger is tasked with over-seeing post-war reparations and restoring fairness to the wizarding world's fractured society. Her latest assignment leads her to the Malfoy Manor, where she must study the magical and legal intricacies of the estate, and inheritance claims. There, she confronts Narcissa Malfoy Black, widow, who embodies both the horrors of the old regime and the potential for redemption.
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Five years after Voldemort's defeat, all Draco Malfoy wants is to lay low and deal with his shit. But when the Aurors hear rumours that the remaining Death Eaters are searching for a powerful object connected to the Malfoy family, Draco has no choice but to help Hermione Granger, his second-least favourite person, find it first.
Or, Draco got therapy and space after the war. He's still an arse but is trying to be a better person when he reconnects with Hermione in an unexpected way.
Spicy Rating: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ (4 peppers)
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- Part 1 of The Bitter Legacy
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The game is over, and however many years it's been later the victors have found a way to bring those who didn't make it back to life. Eridan Ampora is among those few. The problem is, he's not sure he deserves to be there. It doesn't seem like anyone else is quite so sure, either.
This is a story about Eridan wrestling with gender, relationship issues, guilt, and his own deeply unpleasant personality. It's also about the beauty of discovering yourself, and about being stalked by evil mental illness demons.
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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
Clutch
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John finds his strength. Briefly.
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Calliope has successfully reached her Ultimate Self and wants the best for everybody but do they really need their help? We'll see.
JADE: im sure thats what she thinks too.
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- Part 1 of The Ultimate Ending.
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It all started cause she left her home.
The world is a terrifying place, especially when you can clearly sense just how... Wrong, it feels.
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--In a seemingly perfect world right after the once kids attained their Ultimate Reward, a young woman ends up playing a game. Meanwhile, the adults around her struggle in their own little ways. Both her and them are ultimately just trying their best.
Meanwhile, meanwhile-
The sins of the past loom ever closer. Maybe to attain their happy ending, they have to face it head on. That is... If happy endings truly exist?
[[An Alternative Take to Homestuck Post Canon
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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
Clutch
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- Part 1 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG [SFW V3RS1ON]
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It's Karkat's wriggling day so he hangs out with his faggy boyfriend and his platonic moirail.
Written for my platonic moirail (hi, Karkat <>).
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Dirk stares at them for a moment, then turns to follow their stare. “I’m not great with parties, especially loud and obnoxious ones,” he admits. “No shade to Roxy, of course, but I think she forgets that we have opposite reactions to populated social situations.”
“Ah.” Alex laughs dryly. “You too, huh?”
Alex has a bad time at a New Year's Eve party. Dirk takes notice and wants to make sure they're okay. A fun little feelings-jam between friends ensues.
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“You’re teasing me,” Kanaya mutters, her breath humid and hot on Rose’s exposed neck, her fangs just scraping over her skin.
“I am not,” Rose protests, putting on a display of perfect innocence she knows Kanaya can’t see in this position. “I don’t know what could make you think that. I’m just helping you relax. Like any good matesprit would do.”
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2025
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Kinktober 2025 day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control
Roxy steals Dirk's glasses and Lil Hal helps him jerk off while they pretend Hal is Dirk for most of it. That's it that's the fic.
(No pronouns used for Roxy, but afab terms used for his genitals + "good boy" is used a few times!)
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2025
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Davekat Week 2025. Day 1: Decade
Dave and Karkat spend a casual day at the beach. After that, they reminisce.
Something short and sweet. No discernable plot, just a sneak peak into their simple life post-game.
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- Part 1 of Davekat Week 2025
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"Truly, I should just let the hope that there’s any chance of me not being shat upon by the powers that be wither and die already.”
Karkat finally seems to run out of breath long enough to realize that his long-winded, if technically accurate tirade isn’t really making your current situation any better.
Truthfully, if anything it will only serve to demoralize the already tenuous positivity your group has managed to glean about your future prospects of survival.
You don’t really have a lot to spare as it is.
As it stands, the fridge that has apparently just popped into existence in the middle of your village is quite foreboding. -
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TG: the point is i dont even fucking know what the point is
TG: my brain just wouldnt shut the fuck up worse than usual and like
TG: fuck man
TG: idk
TG: i just needed to get out of my own fucking head for a bit-----
Late nights are prime time for existential spirals.
Two cool dudes talk through one and find some catharsis along the way. -
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While Equius was certainly endearing, in his own way, it was moments like this when you questioned why he had chosen you as his charge, so to speak.
Ah, but you were getting ahead of yourself.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you had simply asked for your brain to be turned off.
Equius, however, appeared to have diverted his attention to some others of your numerous issues.
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Roxy helps build Hal an android body... then helps him test-drive all of the important functions.
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“It looks just like his door on the base…” Dirk muttered to himself. “So, this is how the switch will happen? Won’t it break the rules if they have to walk through these doors themselves?”
Calliope shook her head, “I have momentarily swapped the doors. Right now, they are both sound asleep. But when they awake and inevitably open these doors, they will find themselves in the other’s reality. After that, they will be stuck there until the day’s end.” She explained briefly.
“What if someone else enters with them?” Dirk asked.
“The doors will shut before then. They will be the only ones allowed passage.” She had outdone herself with this simple trick, though she supposed it came with the territory of being a Muse of Space.
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Dirk and Calliope make a bet with each other about the overall happiness of Dave and decide to swap both Daves for one day only. Meat!Dave has a very awkward conversation with a battle worn Karkat, and Candy!Dave grapples with a serious sense of regret.
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Your name is JAKE ENGLISH, and you’re tired of being a recluse. Life has given you the short end of the stick time and time again, so you sought for a break and found it within the company of an old friend.
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Vriska rolled her eyes, turning away and plopping down on the couch. "I know I'm a superrr hot piece of ass and all, but why come to me? It's not like I'm some hyper-slut that's been with every type of troll out there."
"Maybe not," Rose agreed. "But you've been with Kanaya."
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or, Rose seeks out advice on fucking her alien girlfriend and gets a more hands on lesson than she expected