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    For the third year in a row, the Interdimensional Convention Center is bringing you twelve more contests of rhyming wit among the best-known characters in the multiverse! Who will accept the challenge? Who will emerge victorious? That all depends on you!

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    5/?
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    28
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    6
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    a collection of short, kinky drabbles featuring patrick and paul ;)
    (1-3k words each, miscellaneous smut i don’t want to turn into standalone fics)
    PLEASE MAKE SURE TO READ THE INDEX/TAGS

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,874
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    19
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    369
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    After I split open Allen's skull with an axe, Paul Allen came back.

    The title is a reference to the play Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    103
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    在陷入噩梦前的最后一个清醒时刻,他忽然意识到,自己就是盘里的那只奥兰托鸟。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    1,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Patrick takes another sip of his coffee, and there's nothing but Morrissey's crooning of  Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now to fill the silence. I pick stubbornly at my omelette, separating out the onions, thoughts wandering between karma and retribution and Ed Gein-esque diagrams of flayed bodies hidden in Patrick's study. Something about discotheques and hardbodies and gyrating coked-up twinks in lavender ties. I absently touch my collar and make sure it hangs snug against my neck, almost like a noose.

    --

    Paul seems convinced that Patrick is cheating. Patrick is actually just a crazed murderer.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    119
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    18
    Hits:
    2,310
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    “Marcus,你听说了吗,Patrick那个混蛋被他未婚妻戴了绿帽子“

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    66
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    在我拿斧头劈开欧文的颅骨后,保罗·欧文回来了。
    After I split open Allen's skull with an axe, Paul Allen came back.

    Series
    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    8,254
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    222
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    Some days after successfully saving Paul Allen from his psychopath co-worker, you called him just like he told you to and took him out.

    Series
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    2,421
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Some PaulPat art I drew this year

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    41
    Hits:
    295
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    Paul and Patrick get reacquainted. Patrick realizes that there's basically nothing he wouldn't do to avoid losing Paul again. Paul realizes that, despite himself, he's pretty keen on keeping Patrick too.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    19,590
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    490
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    "June 25th, Paul’s birthday and another year marked with them still sleeping together. It was yet another year passed, but it wasn’t like Patrick was keeping count of the time spent since becoming a full-time queer. Somehow they’ve kept their secret from everyone, but in that moment while in Paul’s apartment while every other man that could destroy their lives stood around them, Patrick never felt more exposed."

    It's Paul's birthday again and he convinces Patrick to go to the Jersey Shore again, but this time they got Paul's cat tagging along.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    295
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    Patrick Bateman has good days. Bad days. Terrible fucking days. Largely a plethora of terrible ones. He wades through the blood of each week, and wakes again, like a horrible ancient being of Hell to another Monday. This is his penance, he thinks. I have done nothing wrong, he thinks. I have died years ago and this is atonement, he thinks.

     

    Paul and Patrick, four months in the making, decide unmaking is just as good as it gets. Paul's a lover, Pat's a loverboy. Do you have an I feel statement to go with that?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,424
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    Paul and Patrick are put to work on an account together, blah blah blah, you've heard this one before. I couldn't make it sound interesting if I tried.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,715
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    447
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    “Have you ever seen him?”...

     

    He's intelligent, he's attractive, and he's your new professor. Professor Bateman.

    The new semester has started, and you've landed in a class most if not all, college students wish to have. Although he was the talk around campus, you had no idea what he looked like or what his lectures had to offer, but when you attended his first class, you understood why people were persistent about being one of his students. He was irresistible.

     

    ...“Now you will, and then you’ll understand why people fight to get in his class.”...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,153
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,274
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    08金融危机背景,部分细节参考恐影creep1&2,但和金融以及恐影都没太大关系。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    5,992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    153
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    Patrick Bateman’s recent secretary is a bit of an odd duck.. she doesn’t react to much and doesn’t seem to care. But he’ll be damned if he can’t get a reaction out of her. One way or another… he’ll get her to break.

     

    This is my first fic ever. Ik it’s booty I’m js experimenting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,598
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    94
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    Today, the New York Times reads “Man Presumed Dead Returns To Work Unharmed, Colleague Stunned”, and the picture on the front is a black and white graphic of Paul Allen’s face, split sideways across the middle.

     

    Paul Allen is back from London.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,484
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    553
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    "Lie more to me, Pat. It gets me hard," Paul winks, grinding against my erection, and suddenly something catches in my chest. Maybe it's the way the water drips off his nose, or how part of his hair is covering his right eye. I stammer, take my hands off of his chest and hang them limply by my sides. There's that strange sensation again, that buzzing in-between my ribs and electric pinpricks against my skin. I feel my heart beat faster, then skip a beat, then ache painfully in my chest. I can't help it-- I smile.
    --
    Patrick Bateman is a little too in love with Paul Allen. This is a bit of a problem, as he also happens to be absolutely horrible at flirting with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,273
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    405
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    Pat and Paul realise they can't do it without each other. But tying the knot is harder than you'd expect. And then there's the conficts along the way

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,296
    Chapters:
    3/13
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    328
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    Patrick fails at killing Paul and is now subject to his antics

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,048
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    535

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