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    Jean is helplessly devoted to her boss, but his dispassionate engagement to a woman he doesn't love and affections for a certain coworker complicate things. Meanwhile, Evelyn wants Patrick's head on a platter, and doesn't care who she has to tear through to get to him. Poor, long-suffering Jean has to get Patrick out of hot water with his fianceé, plan a crumbling wedding, and evade troublesome feelings for the same woman she used to loathe.

    Ah, yuppie romance. How difficult could it be?

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    Patrick is left alone with the cat while Paul is on a work trip

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    TO ALL MY HORROR LOVING WHORES OUR SEASON HAS ARRIVED!

    In celebration of my favorite time of year, I’m going to take it up a notch and honor Kinktober with the sluttiest and spookiest approach ever! I will release a short story each day this month, focusing on a particular kink within the universe of various horror villains.

    Grab your favorite blanket, enable portrait orientation lock, and prepare to dive into the madness of horror villains being sluts.

    I not only wish everyone to enjoy these short stories, but I also hope you find a new character to become enamored with. You’re welcome. Love you all! Any kudos or comments are appreciated. Thanks again for reading!

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    31/31
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    308
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    37
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    For the third year in a row, the Interdimensional Convention Center is bringing you twelve more contests of rhyming wit among the best-known characters in the multiverse! Who will accept the challenge? Who will emerge victorious? That all depends on you!

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    8,004
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    1
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    39
    Kudos:
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    “You wanna show me your bedroom?”

    I gape at him, nails digging into my palms hard enough to draw blood.

    “Sure,” is the next word out of my mouth and my brain is piecing together new plans. Backups. Redundancies. I can strangle him. Suffocate him in my pillows. Knock him out with the limited hard-cover edition of the works of Kafka. Bash his skull in…and stain my luxury 1200 thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets. Okay. That one’s out of the question. The dry-cleaners would never get the viscera out without bleach.

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    1/?
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    21
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    2
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    Patrick Bateman was a respected oddity. One of those things you won’t question if you rather not knock one quick time on the door of unhappiness. The Armani, expensive Rolexes, constant playing of Genesis with an echo of opinions that didn’t really matter — many people could see the jawline of his cop father when Patrick opened his mouth and thought better, but unfortunately Paul’s already on his bad side, so what does it matter? Patrick already stares at him like he’s the abyss, so Paul’s stubborn enough to watch him back. Therapy isn’t shit anyway, existence is illusory and eternal.

    What is Paul Owen? Patrick could think about it all day. He was a genius, an idiot, and one of the most obvious liars he’s ever had to pick apart; therefore, one of the most important. A blurry mirror a maid forgot to clean. A heart that beats for no reason when removed from the body. Paul Owen is a lot like a ship with a lackluster sail, being pushed around until it crashes onto land before being sucked in again. Tumbling along with the waves without question, no sight in mind. Paul’s so clearly a man without guidance, and Patrick’s the most suitable to finally touch the sails. He can tell Paul yearns for the print of his hand.

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    Grumbling under my breath, I tighten my grip on myself and resume stroking. I go slow, painfully so, to draw out the sensation. The goal isn’t orgasm right now, Paul was very clear about that. I’m physically restraining myself from picking up speed, so my breathing is fairly even, but is becoming heavier in my chest. What is quite bothersome is that the underwear I’m wearing are finally starting to feel really fucking confining

    “Alright, alright. Take those fucking things off, then,” he says, gesturing at my tented Calvin Kleins. “I want to see you anyways- and look at me.”  

    My cheeks burn at his command, but I do it without a second thought. I always do. A bit humiliating really, the control he has over my actions and over my desire. It's this subconscious understanding that Paul is everything that is right. If Paul is displeased, everything around me crumbles. The illusion shatters. 

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    35
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    3
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    Pat and Paul realise they can't do it without each other. But tying the knot is harder than you'd expect. And then there's the conficts along the way

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    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    11
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    598
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    Sebastian Sandoval recently gaining his ivy league status has entered Pierce and Pierce. Patrick Bateman raising hell onto the outsider, not at all sympathetic to a community college graduate. On top of navigating high-culture, he's reluctantly dragged by Timothy Bryce into their social circle. Although he's seen more as a specimen, the young man never failing to astound the yuppies in their small bubble. In Sebastian's defense, he really has no idea what he's doing, his nervous laughter being a tell-tale sign of it. What's he to do when his boss physically tries to assault him? A right hook to his chest of course! The once boxer-progedy not shying away in putting the serial killer in his place.

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    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
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    我的问题源于我是一个住曼哈顿的有钱男人。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    7,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    157
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    Patrick can't seem to calm his ass down, ends up turning gay in the process

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    229
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    Paul and Patrick get reacquainted. Patrick realizes that there's basically nothing he wouldn't do to avoid losing Paul again. Paul realizes that, despite himself, he's pretty keen on keeping Patrick too.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    936
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    American Psycho au where Patrick doesnt kill people and him and Paul are (secretly) dating. Also he's pregnant.

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    2/?
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    Steve jobs is a LOOOOSER

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    1/1
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    3
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    8
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    Patrick goes out.

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    3
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    Today, the New York Times reads “Man Presumed Dead Returns To Work Unharmed, Colleague Stunned”, and the picture on the front is a black and white graphic of Paul Allen’s face, split sideways across the middle.

     

    Paul Allen is back from London.

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    18,436
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    888
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    a collection of short, kinky drabbles featuring patrick and paul ;)
    (1-3k words each, miscellaneous smut i don’t want to turn into standalone fics)
    PLEASE MAKE SURE TO READ THE INDEX/TAGS

    Language:
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    Words:
    3,874
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    768
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    After I split open Allen's skull with an axe, Paul Allen came back.

    The title is a reference to the play Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    9
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    2
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    218
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    Patrick takes another sip of his coffee, and there's nothing but Morrissey's crooning of  Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now to fill the silence. I pick stubbornly at my omelette, separating out the onions, thoughts wandering between karma and retribution and Ed Gein-esque diagrams of flayed bodies hidden in Patrick's study. Something about discotheques and hardbodies and gyrating coked-up twinks in lavender ties. I absently touch my collar and make sure it hangs snug against my neck, almost like a noose.

    --

    Paul seems convinced that Patrick is cheating. Patrick is actually just a crazed murderer.

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    32,301
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3,003
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    “Marcus,你听说了吗,Patrick那个混蛋被他未婚妻戴了绿帽子“

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    154

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