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discontinued LOL
dave strider works at local coffee shop near his college, where he meets someone he is strangely drawn to. although, his first impression on him was not the best.
kinda just something i made to feed the davekat brainrot, but enjoy!
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June Egbert pesters Karkat Vantas in the dead of night, bearing good news!
Takes place immediately after chapter 6 of one more night (your ex-lover remains dead) by rosemarinae, ignoring the epilogue.
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- Part 1 of Mirage Unto Herself
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
(or, love and lust in the time of the anonymous chatroom.)
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- Part 1 of a/s/l
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a.k.a. five times karkat met dave while on a date with someone else
(and one time they stop making random people third wheel their own dates and just date each other)
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That’s when you lock eyes with Karkat again, then watch as his gaze drifts down to your lips. You both lean in, with Karkat’s hand now on the back of your neck. By the time your faces are just an inch apart, there’s a moment of hesitance. Every part of you wants him to close that distance, to just let your desires finally win. Would there be any turning back after that? Surely not.
“WE SHOULDN’T BE DOING THIS.”
“i know”(Or, a rewrite where Dave confronts Karkat at his wedding)
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In which the Huntress aka Nepeta Leijon sustains grievous injury in the glorious pursuit of gaming… but at least her moirail is there to bail her out.
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There's always that one character that isn't really well-liked in a fandom. Because of their personality, choices, attitude, they weren't seen in a very favorable light. One such example was Eridan Ampora, from the webcomic Homestuck. It's been a while since he had read Homestuck but he never really hated Eridan, in fact he found him okay, so did a lot of fans.
That doesn't mean he was okay with being shoved into his body during his first molt! He was human, not a troll! The culture, the society of Alternia is fucking horrible and he clearly didn't belong here! Unfortunately he doesn't think he can do anything about it, he couldn't remember what happened to him, he can't even remember personal details of hisold life like his name.
Fuck it. If he was going to be Eridan Ampora, then fine. He'll take matters into his own hands, make his own choices, decisions and opinions. Canon can go fuck itself.
If only it were that easy… There's only so much one person can try to change, especially as Eridan Ampora. Or any other Ampora.
Ampora-centric Canon Divergent Story
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- Part 3 of Rising Hope, Inserting Belief
- Part 1 of Pyros Rewritten
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How Many XL Meat Lovers Can I Order Before Stuff Gets Gay? (23M) by ekkotimesthree
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Sep 2024
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TG: i went up to the counter last week, right?
TG: per my usual tradition, i ordered an xl meat lovers pizza, cause its the best fucking one of course
TG: but then, when i order my fucking xl limp wristed sausage sucker
TG: the guy taking my order gave me this fucking resentful, repented, lustful look
TG: naturally i turn red as the goddamn tomato sauce
TG: idk man…
TG: something about the way his red eyes looked up and down made me feel a little funny(Or, Dave has a sexuality crisis over a pizza, and horny shenanigans ensue)
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CG: SHOULDN’T YOU BE BUSY WITH FESTIVE ACTIVITIES? SITTING BY THE WARMING BLOCK? HANGING THE MISTLEFLORA?
TG: i guess
TG: its not like i have anyone to celebrate with anymore
CG: WHAT? HOW?
CG: WAIT.
CG: SHIT.
CG: IGNORE THAT I’M A TOTAL DUMBASS(Or, Karkat comforts Dave on Christmas)
For Davekat Week 2024: Seasons Day
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No. It couldn’t be.
He zoomed in on the mugshot: a light-grey skinned douchebag glaring into the camera with epic proportions of wrath. The troll had jagged, lightning horns held like a crown, a jawline that could cut glass, and a sneer of excellent, deplorable quality.
“Eridan?”
In Which A Tech Savvy Goldblood Stumbles Across An Old Aristocratic Rival That Is Now In Prison, And Is Drawn Into A Conspiracy Regarding Why He Is There In The First Place, While He Slowly Falls Into Quadrant-Confused Love Via The Primary Medium Of Pesterlogs. Featuring Egregious Pale Polyamory, Studies Of Brutal Troll Culture, Mysterious Supernatural Echoes In The Likeness Of Sburb, A Prison Break, And Glorious Revolution.
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death, thrice drawn by tboytavros
Fandoms: The Art of Pleasing Princes - Lee/Hornyak, Adamandi - Valentine Lee/Valentine Lee & Hornyak
15 Sep 2024
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A baronet stands in his bedroom. His name is Louis Rosemont, and today is the thirteenth of May, 2009. It just so happens to be a very important day for this young man's kingdom, as today marks the day of the wedding between the Princess, and the King's most trusted knight, Jason.
So this is how Louis spends his morning. He pours over waistcoats, his jewelry, trying to find something with the upmost presentability. Switching and swapping gold and gemmed rings like he was trying to figure out the combination of a lock. Unfortunately for Louis: He does not know that today, before the end of the wedding, the world will start ending.
That is, until a strange message advises him into snooping through an out of placed wedding gift meant for Jason and Maya. On the gift tag, a bright green logo of a house, with the same green on an over-the-top ribbon placed across white wrapping paper. Inside are a copy of a game, it's titled SBURB Beta, and the package is addressed to him personally.
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in this world or any other by jadedharleys (gnostiCosmologist), marcylore (gnostiCosmologist)
Fandoms: Amphibia (Cartoon), Homestuck
13 Sep 2024
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In a distant universe, three friends play a game together.
In another world, it is Anne Boonchuy's thirteenth birthday; as with all twelve proceeding it, something feels missing from her life.
But hey, her best friend got her a cool new video game for her birthday! What's the harm in checking it out?Series
- Part 1 of Amphibiastuck
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Aradia and Sollux go on a double-date with Rose and Kanaya :3
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Your name is THORND LARRSO, and you are 5 SWEEPS OLD.
You proclaim yourself an ARDENT GUNNER, with your wall of MILITARY GRADE ARMAMENT at the ready. Finding such fine equipment was no easy task, but you have managed to TRADE and BARGAIN your way into quite the collection. You are very PROUD of it, even if it is often a point of COMPLETELY RATIONAL PARANOIA, considering the SLUMS you live in.
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In which four young trolls become friends.
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- Part 1 of Eddsworld trolls
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Things get rather shaken up for blueblood Anxies Calyps when he finds out his dead friend isn't so dead...
*Note - the starting events in this story take place a little before part 2, "There are a lot of new characters and it's complicated"! There's no real crossover yet but as the stories develop it may become more evident.
-I try to stay a little faithful to troll terminology at least in descriptions if not dialogue, but a lot of dialogue and narrative utilizes English human colloquialisms and concepts; I may come back and change those if I have the chance, but currently I don't know if I'll get a chance to edit that thoroughly. please bear with me.
*Archive warnings, tags and pairs might change as I develop more 'chapters'. I have a general idea of where this story is going but currently don't know how far or in-depth it'll go. I'll make sure to update as I go.2024 Edit - while I had more chapters in the works, this story is discontinued for now! I plan on returning to Chaosbound, but am going to start over fresh rather than revive these old works. Thank you for reading!
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- Part 1 of Chaosbound
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There are a lot of new characters and it's complicated by unluckyxse7en
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Sep 2024
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a collection of short things I've written for my various fantrolls. This particular collection is all written within a time span of a few days in their timeline, hopping from one troll to another as you encounter them. It sort of drops you into their story impromptu, but things should become a little easier to understand as you read.
I try to stay a little faithful to troll terminology at least in descriptions if not dialogue, but a lot of dialogue and narrative utilizes English human colloquialisms and concepts; I may come back and change those if I have the chance, but currently I don't know if I'll get a chance to edit that thoroughly. please bear with me.
*Archive warnings, tags and pairs might change as I develop more 'chapters', since this isn't following a specific plot but sort of wanders in and out of each troll's life. That said, I don't expect there to be any major changes that would affect something such as rating. warnings that should apply will be listed at the beginning of each chapter.Series
- Part 2 of Chaosbound
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The Undersiders are internet friends who play Sburb and end the world. A little while ago, the Homestuck kids start working for the supervillain Coil. Eventually, their stories will meet.
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Six friends play a game that ends the world. You all know the story of Sburb but this time, there are new players. This version of Earth is almost the same as our version of Earth except Humans, Demons, and Vampires all live together in society.
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CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board PONDERING ROMANTIC IMPOSSIBILITIES VIA HARD FACTS AND STATISTICS.
CCG: IN THE SINCERE INTEREST OF EVERYONE WHO HAS THE DISPLEASURE OF INTERACTING WITH ME ON A REGULAR BASIS, MOST NOTABLY MYSELF,
CCG: I'VE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO CATALOG EVERY RELATIONSHIP ANY VERSION OF ME SNAKERODENTED HIMSELF INTO AND METICULOUSLY CALCULATED WHICH PAIRINGS ARE LEAST AND MOST LIKELY TO FAIL.
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On a lonely night, Karkat stumbles into a memo from his future self, telling him to go fuck himself.
It comes with some... detailed instructions for exactly how to do that.
(FCG ♠️ CCG.)