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June Egbert is pulling away from all of her friends and sinking deeper into depression, and Rose comes to Karkat with a ...very unique idea on how to handle it.
Also known as;
Karkat attempts to fuck the depression right out of June, no strings attached.
(They are in a giant ball of yarn, with all these goddamned strings)
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Your name is Vriska Serket, and you are almost 7 sweeps old. According to the humans in the crowd, this is the second human year of your meteor’s journey.
According to your sources, you have outlived your welcome. According to your sources, your death was written into the alpha timeline. According to your sources, you were saved for a reason. According to your sources, everyone on this meteor will die if you cannot see them through the journey.
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A brief look at the post-retcon meteor journey, and a pivotal moment in Rose’s personal timelineSeries
- Part 1 of The Shattered Glass Verse
- Part 1 of Post-Retcon Meteor Trip
- Part 1 of F1X TH1S
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In hopes of learning more about her human matesprit, Kanaya suggests a movie night. Rose enjoys the idea, and invites Kanaya to her room for the first time.
Kanaya is about to learn more than she bargained for.
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ah, nothing hits harder than troll angst
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Acoustic, Electric
“Hey, so I wasn’t kidding about wanting to sample your voice.”
“What? Fuck, no. I’m not a performing ookbeast. And anyway, if I’m going to do the lullaby again, it needs to be about something. They’re not random noises I make while fondling my shame globes, they have meanings.”
“Really?” You start recording. “So, the low clicks mean what?”
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Nepeta books it out of there before Gamzee can bash her head in, and now she's in the crew! What will happen? She doesn't know, she's busy waiting for her hands to heal!
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Your name is Dave Strider. You’ve been stuck on this meteor for so long, you can’t even remember when you first lost track of time. Oh, and your best bro’s sat perfectly between your legs, eyes transfixed on the credits playing in front of you. The two of you are still sitting in silence curled up next to each other after finishing another abysmal movie. You’re also holding hands, but that’s pretty normal for the two of you at this point. If another pair of guys did this, they’d definitely look like two gay dudes winding up for a particularly homo sleepover, but eh, who cares? Not you, that’s for sure. Karkat on the other hand, seems to be bothered by something. You figure it has to do with the utter garbage caught on film that he subjected you guys to tonight, but he’s got a weird look in his eyes.
CG: DAVE.
TG: uh
TG: karkat?
CG: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW?————————————————————
(AKA: Dave and Karkat get into their first real fight, which leads to journey of self discovery.)
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- Part 1 of growing pains (a davekat series)
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Beautiful.
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GENUINELY one of the best canon accurate writing of Dave I've ever seen like I can not co.prehend how the author hit it so well the references were so time accurate, strange and oddly specific its insane
The internal homophobia tht is so eternal its confusingly sweet and cruel goddddddwjat a fic
(5/05/2025)
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I drink too much coffee and think of you often by landofchaosandbloom for chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jan 2025
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“You wanna hear something dumb?”
“I never do, but you just keep on making me hear dumb things anyway.”
Dave and Karkat spend a whole lotta time talking shit and drinking terrible coffee on the meteor.
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Fallow Year, post-retcon redux: Chapter 7, Seaside Stew by WheelCoveredInEyes
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Apr 2025
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On a meteor traveling from a dead universe into an unknown one, nobody goes hungry. Some other, much more important things happen as well, like that Vriska is there and is not giving up on them. But it's nice that nobody goes hungry, too.
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- Part 2 of Fallow Year & Adversaria
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It was almost instantly that she knew that this woman would be a permanent and sometimes painful part of her life. A cosmic surge, breathlessness, as heat erupted and spread throughout her chest. Kate knew what this was. However, anyone who glanced at the traveler could see that she wasn’t too keen on noticing others' affections. The same traveler who was so used to being alone while traveling the multiverse was also notorious for unconsciously collecting a jar of hearts everywhere she went.
Kate Bishop has feelings for her best friend during the most difficult time of said friend's life; America is still processing her traumatic past, while trying to simultaneously find her sister and a way to get her powers back.
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Vriska tries to sleep with her moirail. Meteors full of ghosts and traumatic memories aren't great for sleeping in, and Terezi and Vriska are sleep deprived. At this point, Vriska will try anything if it means she and her moirail can sleep together.
Like, actually sleeping. They wouldn't do anything.... They're just moirails.
(now with smut)
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She gave you your gifts – by folly of fate, she made you into the strongest version of yourself that can exist. The price is that you can’t exist without her.
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- Part 1 of My Vrisrezi Fics
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions. John tries to kick Lord English out of having ever existed, while maintaining the causal loops necessary for everyone he loves to be born, undoing as much of their trauma as he can in the process.
Inevitably, the gaps left by Lord English's absence demand to be filled with a god of equal greed and hubris. Who better than the one already redoing the loops in his own preferred image?
Anthology series of the many potential alpha timelines John creates, strung together as his many failures and few successes. No matter who he turns out to be, the Lord is always already here.
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pt 1
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Davesprite survives the explosion that took John on the ship, and now he's survived the end of the game. How does he find his place on the new world when there's already a Dave?
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davesprite get his ass!
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"You are a fever I am learning to live with, and everything is happening
at the wrong end of a very long tunnel."
-Carly Rae Jepsen, probablyDave went on a suicide mission that didn't take. Luckily he's got time to figure out what the hell that means for him. In the meantime, there is plenty to do in that very particular rushed way that comes from having fuck all to do for three years.
Featuring: Dave in an apron, Rose's unending crusade to sabotage her brother's style at every turn, the Maryam fashion line, and the power of food in troll-human relations.
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Chp 2
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Disaster strikes the meteor, leaving Terezi Pyrope to navigate the treacherous waters of deceit, murder, and moirallegiance.
Ok, not really "disaster". More like "minor inconvenience." And the murder is actually petty vandalism. And the deceit is pretty low-key too, come to think of it. Look, you have to find excitement where you can when you're stuck on a rock in the middle of actual, literal nowhere. But hey, there's moirallegiance! And one out of four is... not exactly a grade your parents are going to hang proudly up on the fridge.
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- Part 1 of Post-Retcon Meteor
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Oh lordy
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Jade is very glad she did as that suspicious note suggested, and chose to shrink down the ship and drag John through the portal to the meteor.
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- Part 2 of Lord Egbert -> try, try, and try again
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Yesterday We Were Just Children by landofchaosandbloom for Wertiyurae
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2023
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“Dude, check this out. I learned a new trick.”
“I don’t want to see any more of your ‘tricks’.”Due to a misuse of time powers, Karkat ends up having to take care of a four-year-old Dave.
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I Don’t Sleep, I Dream (I’ll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need) by chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Feb 2024
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You couldn’t have said, back then, why it was that you slept so well for the first time in a long, long time, next to him. It didn’t feel momentous at the time. It just...sort of happened.
Looking back, though, it makes perfect sense.
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Moody and slow burning