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    From a dying planet, controlled by a twisted corporation called ConCorp, Etho was chosen from 19.8 billon people to be shoved on a shuttle and shot out into space to bring humanities dream of manifest destiny to light. Out of every person in the world, Etho was the unlucky bastard to be shoved front and center.

    1683 humans left on the Ares Mission, 1682 returned. Humanity couldn’t care less about Etho, not anymore. So here he was, trapped, caged, watched. He was an oddity, he was dangerous, unheard of, and he was a trading card.

    No one knew how important one little human could be, after all, no one besides humans had ever seen humans. Etho was a pioneer for the human race, and he was…. hiding under a bed…

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    The crown prince has been assassinated and Bdubs is, unfortunately, next in line for the throne. What makes matters worse is that everyone worries he'll meet the same fate, and now he has to have a guard with him 24/7.

    a medieval-ish fantasy ethubs au featuring prince/horsegirl bdubs, his 160k word slow burn for his guard etho, plenty of blood, and a happy (?) ending

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    An unorganized collection of intimate moments in Bdubs’ and Etho’s lives, stemming from back in the early days to present day Hermitcraft. Written largely as one-shots in an attempt to work out the story of their complicated relationship, through little windows, scenes here and there, and pieces of the story that I’m still stitching together.

    Or, an unreliable account of the intertwining of Etho and Bdubs and Cleo, whatever it means.

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    dont ask why i made this lel

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    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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    yyeah i dunno what this is i was watchinf chim’s aotbt series and got inspo

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    Xaiden Bennett (xB) was the new kid in town. Recently moved from 'a galaxy far, far away' (As a friend puts it), he ends up in Hermitcraft Boarding. Quickly making friends with Wels and Keralis, he thinks everything and everyone is good and normal. But let me tell you, it's far from that. He learns that Wels is also friends with the two ghosts that live in the dorm down the hall, and also learns that Wels was the last person seen with the ghosts before they were mysteriously murdered. Will he be able to figure out the secret Wels is hiding, or will he realize that he has been focusing on the wrong thing the entire time. . .

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    Eschatological (adj.) - relating to death, judgment, and the final destiny of the soul and of humankind.

    When you see all, the guilt of knowing can cripple even the hardiest of souls. Joe doesn’t just see all though— the fate of all rests in its very being —and it was long overdue for a collapse.

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    Mumbo is human, that is a fact of his life that was thrown in his face for years.

    Nobody else on Hermitcraft is. And none of them know he isn’t, and that makes Mumbo nervous–because they all hate humans.

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    “Okay, where are your parents? It's not polite to threaten people,” he asked, and got a villager-like noise, “huh?”

    The girl was making villager noises, while also blocking his path with a sword, he couldn't understand her, and he needed a parent to tell her off.

    ~
    A daughter Bdubs never got to have.

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    The world had been over for three days by the time Etho noticed it had ended.
    Now there's a Pearl in his store telling him that two-thirds of the world is just... gone. But there's at least one person who might still be out there--if Etho can get up the nerve to find out.

    Spawned by a desire to write a quiet apocalypse and also add to the very short list of "hermitcraft fics without any Grian, Scar, or Mumbo" lol.

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    He started to cry, a small figure held in the comforting arms of his best friend, a little meaningless life form in the vast cosmological universe, and yet, here he was, having just confessed, confessed something he kept deep within him. He had looked up, scared, so scared, so scared he wouldn’t… wouldn’t be… But here he was, curled up, and weeping, the grounding weight of a hand on his back, tracing a circle that went round, and round, and round…

    He didn’t deserve this.

    He thought he’d be banished, at the very best, reprimanded.

    And yet, all he was, was accepted, loved, cared for…

    “Everything’s gonna be okay, BDubs.”

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    Capgras Delusion (n.) - Capgras delusion or Capgras syndrome is a psychiatric disorder in which a person holds a delusion that a friend, spouse, parent, another close family member, or pet has been replaced by an identical impostor.

    They made it to the end of the maze.

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    The noises of nocturnal creatures outside the window

    The darkness that seeps into your bones and chills you to the core

    Have you ever wondered what comes from those shadows? What creates the images in your mind of worlds made of candy or mind bending monsters with faces of your loved ones?

    Well if you asked Bdubs he would tell you that he’s never heard of, never had heard of, and never will hear about them

    Bdubs and Pungence are perfectly normal and not monsters… until Pungence gets captured and Bdubs dosent know what to do.

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    “You have been steady at my side for years and years now. We may have had disputes, we may have clashed at times, but in the end you were unwaveringly there for me and never passed up an opportunity to defend me. You are my world, you’re everything to me.” Ip lets go of one hand, reaching back to ir pocket.

     

    Here we go.

     

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    Or; Bdubs turns 18, and having dated for years, Impulse thinks they may be ready for their next step.

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    Members of the Dream SMP have mysteriously gone missing, and one thing connects them all. They are not human. An unlikely group of allies shows up, but will they be able to find their friends in time and at what cost?

    A hybrid AU with a crossover between the Dream SMP and Hermitcraft.

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    Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and HERMITS
    One day, war broke out between the two races.
    After a long battle, the humans were victorious.
    They sealed the hermits underground with the help of the watchers.
    Many years later…
    MT. BOATEM
    202X
    Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.


    I am no longer working on this fic as I have left the fandom, and new hermits joined and other stuff happened
    Maybe I'll come back and redo it one day but as it stands right now this fic is discontinued, sorry

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    Bdubs decided to stop at a public server on his way back after visiting his brother,

    Just to get a bite to eat and clear his mind a bit from all of the chaos of the Hermitcraft server.

    There was just one problem with that plan-

    Bdubs never made it home that day.

    (Part of a series but can be read as a standalone fic)

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    Forbidden or Forgotten

    Grian whispers to MumboJumbo: Tomorrow morning, bring rope!

    Xisumavoid whispers to EthosLab: We need to talk.

    Tango whispers to ImpulseVS: You ok?

    Welsknight whispers to Hypnotized: Bring med stuff

    ZombieCloe whispers to JoeHills: Why aren't you answering?!

    Bdoubleo100 whispers to GoodTimesWithScar: WHERE ARE YOU GRACIOUS MAYOR?!

    StressMonster101 whispers to Iskall85: Haven't seen you, want to get together? :)

    Keralis whispers to Xisumavoid: DOC'S GOAT! NOW!

    iJevin whispers to Zedaph: Somewhere no one will see us

    XBcrafted whispers to TinFoilChef: Need your help!

    Grian whispers to MumboJumbo: Thanks for everything, spoon.

     

    Secrets revealed, backs knifed, friends scream. Stretched fine as canvas will Hermitcraft frame the portrait of tragedy? The Hermits must use silly tactics, preserve through hopelessness, and sacrifice everything to protect their beautiful home!
    {W/GeminiAndPearl}

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    50/?
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    In the town of Aque, many things were done in secret. There were many truths underneath the lies that were told. The darkness lurked even under the sunshine. Some called it the “Secret Dystopia”. All of these were mostly rumors but there was one thing for sure:

    There was something unknown, that was already in control.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    7
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    1
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