11 Works in Research Staff David (The Magnus Archives)

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    The Eye is closer to The Spiral than you might think...
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    What if the Head of Artefact Storage was an avatar of the Spiral?
    This would change a lot more than you might think, starting with Gertrude's early retirement and going all the way to the Mother's grand plan. Let's see how it plays out, shall we?

    Or: it's an AU where the gang stays in research and lives out a wonderful office comedy while all the horrible things happen to two idiots instead

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    Follow the eccentric crew of the Magnus Institute’s Archives department as they take us through life as scholars in the esoteric Magnus Institute. Laugh, cry, and scream with them as our dedicated film crew (made up entirely of real, genuine spiders!) documents the institute’s department with the highest mortality rate in their every day ventures to further academia’s knowledge of the unknown.

    Cane Productions cannot be held liable for any bodily injury, eldritch madness, or other harm that may occur during the filming or viewing of this documentary. For more on the health risks and associated dangers, please visit [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] for further information.

    (Or, an au where the entirety of the events of TMA are put through the lense of a cheesy office sitcom, complete with awkward silences and confusing relationship dynamics)

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    In the universe of TOAHLF, this is what's going on with the rest of the Institute!

    It's just an office comedy.

    They're just all being friends.

    I love them.

    It's a chatfic.

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    The Baudelaires cause trouble wherever they go, but they seemed to cause the least trouble when under the care of Prufolk Prepatory - so Mr Poe makes the obvious decision to continue sending them into the care of institutions. The Magnus Institute is calm, safe, interesting for the curious minds of the Baudelaires and, most importantly, far away from the US and Count Olaf. The children quickly discover the Archives and the unique people who work there - so, however, does their enemy.

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    BASICALLY the Baudelaires and the Archives bonding and having fun and also trauma. Also Count Olaf and notThem shenanigans bc I think it's funny.

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    I- I’m sorry.

    Martin. I’m so sorry. I couldn’t go through with it for you.

    I tried. 

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    Night of hijinks after the archival staff goes to the institute Halloween party.

    Now with art!

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    Sometimes… Not often. Hardly ever, really. But sometimes Jon just decides not to talk.

    He thinks he decides, anyway. He must, mustn’t he? There’s no other reason for him to just stop replying to people, even when they’re speaking directly to him. Even when they’re asking him questions, questions that require an answer, and getting more and more baffled and irritated right there in front of him and eventually throw up their hands in disgust and turn around and walk away.

    *

    Or, Jon has a bad day but Tim is there to help.

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    Agnes finds herself once again an unwitting pawn in the web’s game. However, this time, she’s not alone. With the help of two fellow arson enthusiasts and ignorers of destiny, she can do anything.

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    "Sorry about that Jon."

    “How do you know my name?”

    The other man’s eyes widened, searching for an answer. He loudly blurted out, “Your lanyard!”

    He seemed to remember he was in a library when Jon glared. He then quietly continued, “...it has a name tag.”

    “Oh right,” Jon supposed that made sense, even if it did sound like an excuse. Now Jon felt like the awkward one, “What’s your name?”

    “Martin. Martin Blackwood,” A part of Martin seemed resigned at Jon’s question, as if he’s lost something. Jon didn't know why he suspected
    this.
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    In which Jonathan Sims, half librarian and half podcaster, encounters an odd man from the Magnus Institute who seems to recognize him. Jon definitely does not think he is cute.

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    Sometimes you have a chance encounter with someone you really click with, but due to circumstance, you figure you'll probably never see them again.

    Sometimes you literally run into them on your first day of your new job.

    Or at the very least, someone who looks an awful lot like them.

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    Jon and Martin find themselves back in 2011 after attempting to release the fears from their reality. The world is the same one they left behind, but now something has come back with them. They have a chance to destroy the fears once and for all, but it proves harder than expected. Who knew that the best laid plans could be thwarted by nosy co-workers, office romance, the inevitable learning curve of being a time traveler turned grifter, and the refusal to believe in subtlety?

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