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Kitty St. Cloud & The Order Of The Phoenix by cressidababy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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It's Kitty St. Cloud's fifth year at Hogwarts and guess what... it was Sirius’ turn to be crossed off her To Save List!!
Her first solution? Easy—stop Harry from going to the Ministry. Boom. Solved. Dumbledore already knew the prophecy, Voldemort already wanted Harry dead, so in Kitty’s humble and correct opinion, the prophecy didn’t matter.
Buuuuuut if Harry didn’t go to the Ministry, then Voldemort wouldn’t accidentally come out of the closet in front of the entire wizarding public during his duel with Dumbledore. And that reveal? Kinda essential.
So yeah, she couldn’t stop Harry’s failed Ministry rescue mission. It was a necessary train wreck.
'Necessary train wreck' was kind of the vibe of this whole year, to be honest...
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- Part 5 of Kitty St Cloud
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Draco hasn't slept for weeks and completely passes out on the train to Hogwarts.
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Waking up in an unfamiliar bed wasn’t supposed to be on Ivan’s bucket list, but he’s fine with it. He’s not used to it, but he’s not opposed to it either. He guessed reincarnating into the body of Ron Weasley was pretty fine... Only until he realized he didn’t exactly transmigrate into the original series. But it’s fine; what could go wrong, The main pairing was Hadrian and Draco anyway, as long as he could live his life quietly and stay out of trouble.
“RAVENCLAW”
That’s Fine, as long as he-
“You are mine, and that is final. Anyone who says otherwise shall have their head served on a platter.” Hadrian said coldly, his hands wrapped around Ron’s waist.
… Okay, yeah, he’s screwed.
Or: Ivan transmigrates into an average OP Hadrian Riddle/Heir of Hogwarts founders/(for some reason, he’s like, rich rich)/Son of Voldemort Fanfiction as Ron Weasley, a character that was supposed to be a minor villain.
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Corey Evans Potter & The Philosopher’s Stone by TheRealGambit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2025
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This is basically a Harry Potter rewrite with some of my headcanons, i’m really just coming up with it as i go. Sorry if this is bad this is my first fanfic and on top of that english isn’t my first language.
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Stars Guide You by sehrrhes for DisorganizedKitten, hammer798, Satine_Ainsel, InTheDarkestForest, ravenite_void
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2025
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The Battle of Hogwarts is approaching. All centaurs know it - even the exiled one.
Ronan will do his duty. -
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Upon hearing an interesting story from his son when he went to get his robes, Lucius Malfoy finds Harry Potter.
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I'm Just Here For The Life Experience by Mayamelissa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2025
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I got something to tell you: Harry Potter don't exist in this verse. He was born a she and then she died. That's when I took over. As far as this world is concerned though the Girl Who Lived is living all happiness and roses and bubblegum and rainbows! They don't have a clue what's really going on. Hell I barely have a clue and I'm a walking canon/fanfcition encyclopedia!
But yeah, sorry. Harry doesn't exist and I'm now the MC.
The world is fucking doomed.Series
- Part 1 of Experiences of a Cursed Diety
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Before Harry's first visit to Gringotts, Hagrid tells him it is run by goblins. As an avid fantasy reader, Harry is excited to meet a real goblin and determine which author described them most accurately.
This is based on Keira Marcos' headcannon about Dverger, it kinda just popped into my head while I was reading another story which also credited Keira Marcos.
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The Basilisk, Boa, Bluejay, Dragon, Grim, & Wolf by LizzyYuki
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Nov 2024
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For the first time in centuries, there's a Parselmouth at Hogwarts: Harry Potter!
His instincts lead him to friends, family, and love...
Follow him on his adventure in this wonderful, yet imperfect world of his!
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Harry Potter the boy who survives by Sparklingwatermelo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2024
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The sound of hammering fists on the door of his cupboard pulls Harry from the edges of sleep, and the piercing shrieks his aunt is directing through the grate makes him wish he had the ability to fall into an eternal slumber. “Boy! Get out here and help me make breakfast!” It never fails to surprise him how much Petunia sounds like a bird, those green and blue budgies you find in a pet shop, so sharp and shrill he fears for his eardrums. “I won’t ask Twice, boy! If you’re not out here in thirty seconds I’ll fetch Vernon!”
Harry breathes out a sigh. Petunia is one thing… Vernon is something else entirely. Threats to do with his uncle are not something to be taken lightly, the last thing Harry wants is to start his day with a black eye or broken ribs. So, he sits up on his rickety cot, careful to avoid whacking his head on the ceiling of the cupboard, and calls back as politely as he can, keeping all traces of annoyance or anger safely tucked away from his words and tone. “Coming aunt Petunia! Sorry Aunt Petunia.”
Or Harry lives with the Dursleys, finds a magical snake, and goes to Hogwarts. But this is not the Harry Potter Dumbledore expected...
Harry sorts into Slytherin
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- Part 1 of Harry potter the boy who survives
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Harry Potter and the Secrets Within by WhoWroteThis for Lomonaaeren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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Harry Potter is a very special, but very abused little boy. When a giant drags him into a world unknown, he'll need all the help he can get to understand his newfound belonging. Lucky for him, he has a snake, a dragon, and a horde of protective allies on his side.
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- Part 2 of The Silent Ally
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The Light He Lost by ayanadailey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
26 Feb 2024
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Tom Riddle once believed that the only thing he wanted was power. Then he laid eyes on Alyssia Oswald and knew that those ideas were in danger of going out the window. The Ravenclaw was bright, beautiful, and talented. More than that, she had a darkness in her that she hid behind an easy smile and bright laugh.
Alyssia Oswald knew Tom Riddle as an enigma. He was kind and cruel in equal measure, something she found fascinating. She knew the rumors about him but instead of repulsing her, they drew her in.
And once Tom turned his attention to her .... She knew she would be helpless to resist.
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El Cáliz de la Verdad by Artemisa_Jackson (Molly_Jackson), Molly_Jackson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2023
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Harry Potter descubre que Lily Potter nunca fue su verdadera madre y James Potter no era su padre.Sus verdaderos Padres eran Regulus Black y Pandora Lovegood.
James y Lily Potter lo habían adoptado por medio de un ritual de sangre. -
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Harry knew there was something wrong, especially when Hagrid didn't give him his Vault key and just left him there when the school shopping was done.
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No queremos ser más Peones by Artemisa_Jackson (Molly_Jackson), Molly_Jackson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2022
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Historia donde cansados de ser peones de guerra cinco chicos deciden que es suficiente
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Harry Umbridge by Artemisa_Jackson (Molly_Jackson), Molly_Jackson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Nov 2022
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Dolores no fue la misma después de que su novio Regulus Black desapareciera ella cambio su corazón a uno más duro pero un pequeño de ojos Esmeraldas logrará derretir su corazón.
Historia donde Dolores Umbridge adopta a un Harry de 7 años.
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Harry Longbbotom y la piedra Filosofal ( versión 2) by Artemisa_Jackson (Molly_Jackson), Molly_Jackson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Oct 2022
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Esta es la versión 2 de Harry Longbbotom que tengo en mi cuenta principal.
Sirius tendrá una relación con Frank Longbbotom.
Los Black nunca se unieron a Voldemort.
Lucius renunció a Voldemort después de que Regulus Black fue secuestrado.
Narcissa y Bellatrix están casadas con los hermanos Rodolfus y Rabastan.
Barty Jr se escondió con Regulus en Francia
Severus empieza su propio viaje al perdón y trata de compensar sus errores siendo un mejor hombre.
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What if Hagrid learned about Harry's ability to talk to snakes on their way to London? How would he have reacted and what changes would that have wrought for Harry?
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He was going to come back.
(A different take on the meeting between Sirius and Hagrid after Lily and James died)
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- Part 1 of How It Could Have Been
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After blowing up his Aunt Marge Harry spend the rest of the summer before his Third Year in Diagon Alley. Having heard about Inheritance Test he decided to take one only learns about the betrayals from his friends. Only to find out that what they had done caused even more harm they could imagine.