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As an Irken Smeetery Drone you are tasked with the upbringing of future Irken soldiers and those who will help bring the empire to power and glory. You know this but you are powerless to do anything but spoil and coddle the smeets.
You catch the eye of the Tallest Red.
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Irken!Reader x Almighty Talleat Red
I'm so rusty at smut
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((Rewrite Coming Soon!))
From start to finish, all stories are entwined into a long and difficult journey ahead, what may just seem like simple leads will end up being a more than crazy adventure, more than you might have even bargained for, so get ready to dive into the deep in here, it's going to be a long one.
The crazy adventures are about to begin with:
Zim
Tak
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Sizzlor
Dib
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In an attempt to overthrow the Tallest, the two most dysfunctional beings on Earth decide to raise an army ; hijinks and parental stress ensue. (Maybe the real army was the family we made along the way.)
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Dib spies on Zim
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Day 5 of Kinktober
Prompt: Maiesiophilia/Pregnancy FetishismSeries
- Part 5 of Kinktober 2024
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The Tallest send Zim on an earth mission to obtain an item of interest. During the quest, however, Zim confronts a figure from his past who quickly overwhelms him, capturing the invader. In an attempt to find him, Dib, Zim’s secret housemate Skoodge, Gaz (she was bribed), Gir and Minimoose travel to space to search for any clues to his disappearance. The kidnapping takes a dangerously strange turn when the very origins of the Irken Empire come from hiding, revealing the secrets of how twisted the First Tallest’s vision of the planet had become, essentially sending the Irk into a state of chaos. Of coarse, the sneak attack by the resisty doesn’t help either.
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There is dirty laundry and half-empty take-out boxes littering the ground, paint and crayon and something he doesn't even want to start to examine covering the walls, and don't get him started on broken mechanical parts piled in every corner of the room.
"That's it," he announces loudly, "We put it off for too long. We're cleaning up."
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- Part 11 of Smeet Army AU
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Dib managed to knock up Zim (despite him being trans) and now they have a two smeets together, Bug and Olene.
I wrote this kind of a crack joke thing but it’s not really just a joke anymore- was also written to be my way of spreading my Dad Dib propaganda. 😭
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In this story, you experience what it's like having to navigate through all the ups and downs of accidentally falling pregnant thanks to a certain charming green alien you call your partner. Was it planned? Nope! Was there ever any idea that this could happen? Absolutely not! But surely it couldn't be that hard to develop a hybrid baby with a defective, self-centered Irken by your side, right?
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Done ✅
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I Want to Be the New Routine (And I Want to Kill the Competition) by aBlurryHaze
Fandoms: Invader Zim
13 Feb 2025
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Everything Miyuki does is for the good of the Empire. Reinstating Invader training, commissioning the Massive, invading Zyrvax and enslaving the Screwheads. All of it was so that the Irken race would persevere and come out on top, and this was no different.
Several years after the Florpus incident, Zim has silently given up his attempts at invasion, and formed a hesitant truce (and possible friendship) with Dib. Though when he gets called back to Irk to take place in a measuring that will determine the new Tallest, he drops everything to attend. But when he's actually found to be the new tallest Irken, will he be prepared for the responsibilities that the title of Almighty Tallest comes with?
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Chapter 3
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"So, how many of these little gremlins do you have around ? A whole army, I imagine."
That, of everything, is what drags a barking laugh out of Zim.
"Urgh, I wish," he tells her, somehow his tone way more friendly, and she seems to notice. "But no. Only three."
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- Part 8 of Smeet Army AU
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The problem was that Zim was lonely- a loneliness born from his PAK, dredging up ancient, defective urges to- egh- nurture.
The problem was that smeets are loud, and small, and you never see them coming. -
Why Encouraging Your Children's Special Interests Is A Valid Coping Mechanism : A Guide By Dib Membrane And Invader Zim by PaleNoFace
Fandoms: Invader Zim
27 Mar 2020
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Gus takes great pride in his resemblance with Zim-Father. Artie knows better than to ask who's the favorite. Noods knows she's weird. (Dib and Zim are just trying their best, okay.)
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- Part 1 of Smeet Army AU
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Dib can’t fall asleep and becomes alerted when Bug starts to cry.
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- Part 5 of Surprise, It’s a Smeet
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"Our generator blew up, and you stepped in the way to protect-- Fuck, he would have regenerated, you absolute fool ! Why does this keep happening ?!"
A huff, and it's watery and a little heartbreaking. (Dib tries not to dwell on it, and fails miserably.)
"You need to STOP doing that. You always end up hurt and I-" It says accusingly, before taking a deep, defeated breath. "Fuck. You don't even know what Zim is talking about, do you ?"
"...Are you Zim ?"
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- Part 15 of Smeet Army AU
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What does it mean to be a parent? What does it mean to take care of someone whose survival literally depends on you? What does it mean to be pregnant? To carry someone inside your own body for several months, until they arrive in this world? Is it hard? Painful? What does a child need in the first place? Are you even prepared for so much responsibility?
Zim and Dib are about to find out...
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- Part 7 of ZaDr adventures
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Wail Of The Siren is an AU where Dib and Gaz are sirens, it’s kinda an h2o like thing but instead of turning into sirens whenever they encounter water, they only turn into sirens when specifically in salt water.
Their transformation is much like that of Freeform’s Siren, which I haven’t watched but have seen some clips of.
Is post IZ: Enter The Florpus, does not line up with the comics though other then issue 7 because I haven’t read many of the other issues.
Tak and Mimi are back, Skoodge and Tenn are also there after crashing on Earth.
Is ZaDr + TaGr centric, with some minor GaMf (could also be interpreted as GaMqp) KaZf, DaKf, KaSf, ZaSf, and TaSf (tenn and skoodge friendship). And also Gaz, Dib and Membrane.
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How did Zim make it so far in life without being cull- er, deactivated, when he's so clearly defective?
Easy.
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Perfection (per-fek-shuhn, noun) by Sparrowhawk1031
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How did Zim make it so far in life without being cull- er, deactivated, when he's so clearly defective?Easy.
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Professor Membrane and Dib are living in Australia giving Zim and Gaz the freedom to finally embrace their relationship without Dib's interference. Unfortunately after a call from the Tallests their happiness is short lived. I do not own Invader Zim* All characters are 22 and up* Smut in two chapters only*
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- Part 1 of One Last Time
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Noods likes funny textures. Luckily for her, she has some at hand at all times.
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- Part 14 of Smeet Army AU
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