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Hermione is the wild, untamed princess among Tom Riddle's graceful daughters.
She was punished and was married off to a lowly knight, Severus Snape.
She learns some things.
There was a war, her husband's magic awakened and he is now the most powerful wizard in the Kingdom.
Now Hermione fears he might divorce her and marry her sister Lily, what is she supposed to do?
Can she make Severus Snape love her?
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Sequel to Harry Potter and the Dark Enigmas.
Harry’s relationship with Severus Snape is almost perfect with all the sarcasm, quips, adventurous sex, and surface level arguments he could want. What’s not perfect is Harry’s work life. The Aurors have discovered a secret: Dark Wizards around the world gather for one night a year to showcase inventions, share valuable secrets, and swap sacred ingredients—a mysterious hidden black market called The Serpent Road. With Auror numbers down, it would be suicide to infiltrate it… but they intend to try.
Before he enters the lion’s den, Harry has another milestone to attend: Dudley’s wedding. If Harry has to see Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon again, revenge is a dish best served Snape.
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- Part 2 of The Enigma Tower
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.
In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.
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A Hero of Two Worlds by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
31 Oct 2025
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Harry had always been a problem child. He thought it was just the weird things he could do, or people being too afraid of Dudley to side with him. Until one day we was running from his cousin and found an alley to hide. And he met a man with horns and goat legs that turned his world upside down.
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After ten years away, Severus Snape returns to Cokeworth to settle his parents’ inheritance — and ends up finding much more than he expected.
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- Part 2 of Scandals in Scotland
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Severus Snape thought death would finally grant him peace. He was wrong.
Waking up in the frail body of a half-starved child named Cadmus Snape was bad enough. Realizing that child was the son of his alternate self—murdered in an Auror raid—was infinitely worse.
Now stuck in a world that isn’t quite his own, Severus must navigate the perils of childhood again, play the part of a bewildered orphan, and brace himself for the cruelest irony of all: he’s starting Hogwarts once more, in the same year as Harry bloody Potter.
Oh, and Sirius Black has apparently reproduced. Because fate clearly enjoys a good laugh.
Haunted by old memories and driven by new responsibilities, he vows to protect this world from the mistakes of his own—whether it wants saving or not.
He’s done being the tragic hero. This time, he’ll play the game on his terms.
Well then, Albus, Voldemort. Nice to see you two again. Let’s see how much chaos I can cause before either of you kills me.
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A famous singer meets a popular actor.
They fall in love.
What could possibly go wrong?A story full of ups and downs, text messages, growth, fame, love, friendship, angst, and emotions.
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Unknown Number: I was thinking about you while I pissed, by the way.
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“Draco?”
Draco blinks in shock at his name and he looks over to Harry who is quickly turning red. “Wh-hat? No- I mean… I didn’t name him that?” Harry stammers out.
Draco lets out an amused huff, his amusement growing when he sees how confused McGonagall looks. “Mr. Potter, what are you talking about?”
Or, Harry finds Draco after he gets turned into a ferret and it leads to them both realising things about each other. Features an epilogue of their future together!
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“What do you know about the ethics professor—St. Ange?”
McGonagall took a breath, heartbroken she couldn’t display one of her champion wry smiles, “French—”
“Already noted.”
“Your sharp wit toiling away, no doubt,” McGonagall said, “highly educated. Worked for the ministry—something happened there. Last spring—because that was when Dumbledore floated the idea of an ethics course to me. Of course, I was enthusiastic. Lots of ideas, a strong philosophy. Refreshing to have an outsider. One not so entrenched in the day-to-day drudgery—maybe naïve however…Very talented. A fine addition.”
Snape’s eyes flickered as he listened, taking careful note of the subtexts McGonagall was providing, “fired from the ministry then?”
She shook her head, “not that, no. Dumbledore didn’t say, and I didn’t ask. But why are you asking?”
“With dementors roaming the grounds, Sirius Black on the loose—and whatever other … dark forces might be lurking…it’s odd she shows up…?”
“I’d say this is the perfect time for ethics to be a part of the curriculum then,” McGonagall shrugged, who knew that it only took having to work with another teacher to make Severus Snape spin into conspiracy theories.
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Strange Potter by Herrin26
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2025
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The night Dumbledore placed a young baby on the doorstep he thought he was doing what was best for the future. However another presence threw a wrench in his 'plan'.
Dr.Strange/Avengers + Harry Potter crossover
AU set in modern time
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Sirius is gone, but his loss leaves behind something more than pain—it leaves purpose.
Harry learns to channel grief into resolve, fear into focus, and love into strength. Each dawn becomes another promise: he will be ready.Through every quiet moment and every unspoken glance, Hermione becomes the constant that steadies him—the voice of reason, the hand that anchors him when the world feels like it’s burning. Together, they begin to understand that connection is power, and love can be the fiercest magic of all.
As Dumbledore unveils the past that created Voldemort, Harry’s future takes shape in its reflection. What began as vengeance becomes conviction—because protecting her, and the fragile light they’ve built, means defeating the darkness once and for all.
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It's the summer after second year and Harry just escaped from Privet Drive to Diagon Alley.
The minister allowed him to stay at The Leaky Cauldron under one condition: if a ministry worker shadows him during his stay for his safety. -
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While running from Lupin, Harry makes the decision to push Hermione away from his attack, and Lupin scratches Harry. What happens when Harry receives the power he needs instead of a curse to make a difference in the Wizarding World, and maybe the witches start noticing him much more?
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Death Eater’s assaulted you during the war. Five years later, you’re not over it and are unable to have healthy relationships. Referred to a sexual therapist by a Healer at St. Mungos, you go for the consult. What could go wrong, besides that Severus Snape, your former head of house, is the bloody therapist.
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call me a telepath by ciwywyeah, Sweety_foamm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sombaddies, Coneheads - Fandom
13 Oct 2025
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- Kudos:
- 6
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Et si Remus était revenu à Poudlard en Sixième Année en tant qu’assistant du professeur de Potions ? À partir de là, plus rien ne se passe comme prévu…
Jusqu’au jour où Hermione apporte une marmotte au professeur Snape, en même temps qu'une affolante nouvelle.
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Lyra's first meeting as a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 16 of Lyra Reed & Severus Snape
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- 1/1
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Hermione Snape and the Divergence Point by Usagi_Mana_chan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2025
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Cross-Posted under same name ff.net. Hermione is Black and Japanese-Korean (unsure what tags to use).
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He didn't plan it. But when he came to check on her, a healer placed her in his arms and something happened. His heart swelled as she looked up at him. Had anyone ever trusted him as much as that child did? The tiny hand wrapped around his finger sent a pleasant warmth throughout his body. He couldn't explain it, but some naive part of him felt as though he was given a second chance. He had messed so much up, but here was this tiny being totally dependent on him. He let so many down, but he could do right by her.
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"Hermione," he cooed still unsure what possessed him."It's alright, love, Daddy's got you."AU: An incident lands an infant Hermione in Saint Mungo's. A lonely twenty-one-year-old Snape makes the impulse decision to adopt her. The story follows both characters from Philosopher's Stone to Deathly Hallows, with more cannon divergence as Hermione grows older.
*This is long and gets darker as the kids get older. Various romantic relationships happen when Hermione is older. Just throwing this out there, I am NOT pairing father and daughter romantically.
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Knowing that he is dying, Dumbledore takes it upon himself to take out Voldemort as soon as possible. That should have meant life was easy for Severus, especially when all of the Death Eaters were rounded up. Without an alternative however, Severus became public enemy number one, with many demanding he go to jail himself. That Severus could handle, what he couldn't handle was waking up one day in the body of his 16 year old self. Dumbledore said he would look for a cure so all Severus had to do was make it through the school year. Unfortunately that also meant that he would have to deal with Harry Potter.
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"Hey James. I figure you don't listen to them but..." Sirius hesitated, combing a hand through his hair. "But there's no harm in recording them. If you are listening to them I truly am sorry. Fuck, I'm so sorry. I hope Moony's alright."
He sighed, long and more than a little defeated. "Fuck, it feels kind of pathetic to cry over a phone that no one is even on. I just... I just miss you."
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- Part 2 of Angstober (2025)