19 Works in Technoblade Has a Gun (Video Blogging RPF)
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Nightmares And Their Dreams by TheBlueAxolotl
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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Dream doesn't think he's ever been lucky.
The city’s beloved golden hero carries scars no one ever sees—a childhood of hurt, betrayal, a heart armored in solitude; with his sister being one of the only exceptions. He fights the Syndicate, ruthless villains who cause chaos and disruption to Essempi, including his rival, the ever cocky, powerful and deadly Blade. But when Dream ends up saving him from certain death, the line between enemy and ally begins to blur.
Dream doesn't think he's ever been lucky.
But maybe for once the universe would like to prove him wrong.
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Dream is the city's #1 hero, with the powers of healing and luck, although he's lived the most unlucky life of all. Somewhere along the way he saves a few villains, and - for some reason - they save him back.
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- Part 1 of Nightmares And Their Dreams
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Born into the shadow of The Syndicate but abandoned by their love, Tommy’s life changed forever when he was stolen, broken, and rebuilt by the hands of monsters. Rescued by Dream, the world’s most feared villain, and adopted into The Nightmares, he became their youngest and most loved member. But as rival factions clash and old scars resurface, Tommy must confront the family that cast him aside, and decide where his loyalty truly lies. Oh, and he might just become a villain along the way, but that’s still up for debate.
(CURRENTLY HIATUS. BEING REWRITTEN)
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- Part 1 of Who One Is
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Yup, All That For Two Dollars by clementine_emeralds for Whispering_rose
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Aug 2024
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Tommy stares at the floor in disbelief. Ah, very interesting floor.
..Summer camp definitely sounds better now.
“Tommy?” Techno calls. “Are you okay?”
Tommy rises from the bed and opens his arms wide as if he was giving an entrepreneurial speech. “I, Tommy Craft, The Greatest Assassin Of All Time, have been recruited to assassinate..” he points at his brother with an exaggerated grimace painting his face. “You.”
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Tommy is hired to assassinate someone. The target? His own brother. What happens next is shocking!™
Prompt: Assassin AU
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- Part 61 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 30 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 5 of bedrockbros on a killing spree (dark edition)
- Part 17 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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all the corpses in the warehouse by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for ThyQueenofAngst
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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“I’m kind of in a..situation,” Tommy sounds so hesitant, the pinkette would’ve thought he had shot another president.
Techno narrows his eyes. “What situation?”
“A kidnapping?” Tommy questions. Questions. Hah, what..the..fuck..?
“I beg your utmost, sincerest pardon?” Techno counters.
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Tommy gets kidnapped, and fortunately, he and his brother know exactly what to do.
Prompt: crime AU
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- Part 57 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 26 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 4 of bedrockbros on a killing spree (dark edition)
- Part 13 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 18 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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"my brother works here" by Afrogyworld
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Feb 2024
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Alex, a bartender, one day encounters a man, William Soot-Minecraft, who becomes drunk in Alex’s bar. After that he gets banned, but his brother, Tommy works there, so he comes to pick him up everyday. Alex always sees him and so, they become closer, everytime they see each other, they feel this…emotion…[more lore than you expect, this will be on Wattpad by: Grammargorl and on A03 by: Afroggyworld Thank you] This is made by 2 different creators. Here is the discord link:https://archiveofourown.to/works/47928397/chapters/120840622
[The chapters are small but mighty]
hii this book will have less frequent updaes bc me and my co writer are both in school and we cant meet up that much the book is not on hiatus tho
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Slinging Ink by Mel_Mei for GenevaWrenn
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Jul 2023
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If there was one thing, just one thing in the world Technoblade knew he was good at, it was wasting time. Starting at an impressive 2 years old he did toddler tumbling. From 5-10 he did tap dancing and from 12-14 he did competitive swimming. From his first year of high school all the way up until he graduated, he did fencing and he was pretty good at it too. He got himself a scholarship for the sport, went to some fancy university so he could travel the country; placing first in every competition, then dropped out his junior year to go to art school.
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Techno was being emo and ran away from home which happened to be the best choice he's ever made. He met an old lady, Clementine, to whom he owes his life to and she in return just wants her grandsons to be happy as she passes. -
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this is part two of one of my previous works but can be read as a standalone (if a little confusing). please enjoy!
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The entire ship changed.
Ever since learning I could communicate, Blue has made sure all my needs are met. I asked him for a blanket the first day before they sent me back to my cell, mentioning the cold temperature. He went to his room and brought me the fluffiest blanket I've ever seen. I thanked him and then had to explain what smiling meant for humans.~
TL;DR: Tommy can now talk to the aliens holding him, and he's going to make sure they regret it. except, they all have forgotten one small thing: introductions.
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- Part 2 of On a Ship Far Far Away [DISCONTINUED]
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Tommy turned to look and was immediately greeted with a cold stare from a pinkette. Tommy felt his hair raise and his stomach churn. The two had quietly made their way over to the trio's table, ignoring the loud noises of students in the cafeteria. The two stopped in front, the brunette sticking his hand out to Tubbo.
“Hi, hello,” Tubbo shook his hand, returning the greeting, “We’re new here, and we were wondering if you would mind us sitting here?” He asked, giving a glance to Tommy who was staring at them.
“Yes, we fucking mind.” Tommy hissed, his eyes darting from the pinkette to the brunette. “Find another table to sit at.”
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Tommy has always been a loud and bold kid, but recently he has been quieter than normal. When Techno and Wilbur move to the school, he almost keeps avoiding them and his friends. Because they can, Wilbur and Techno make it their problem to find out why this happened, and how they can help him recover.
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This started as a school project (which I know, I can’t even understand why) when I had to write a sci-fi story and read like a million of these beforehand. If the POV makes 0 sense, I apologize; I don’t usually write in the first person. this is my first work so I apologize. My best friend read it and said it was okay so here.
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This cell is brighter than the last.
The aliens on the previous ship were meaner, injecting me with different substances, performing different surgeries on me without anesthesia. Then, the ship was attacked, and I woke up in a new cell, smaller than the last, with an actual bed in it. Every few hours, either the pig-like alien, which stands on its hind legs, and has tusks sticking out of its mouth, or the bird alien, with wings instead of arms and feathers covering its body, will come in to feed me.~
TL;DR: our favorite blonde boy got kidnapped by aliens and then kidnapped again from those aliens. the new aliens think he's a wild animal, and because they can't understand each other, he's just going to have to teach them he's a sentient being by swearing at them.
rated teen for Tommy's language
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- Part 1 of On a Ship Far Far Away [DISCONTINUED]
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womamen, the sleepy church welcomes you by s_rolldown_s_spoon, slightmalevolence
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Mar 2023
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dsmp church au crack fic
tommy is a kidnapper , techno is a vigilante , wilbur is a nun, phil is a priest and is also married to the goddess of chaos, tubbo steals ostya from the church every day and ranboo is very overwhelmed so am i
what is this wh jesus fucking christ
i swear that we are very both good writers who have won awards for our proficiency in the english language and have had contributions to student journalism this is just what we choose to do in our free time
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Technoblade is a firefighter. He shouts at the problem until it is gone.
He also seems to have weird magical girl powers, and he also lives in a city where he's convinced atleast half of the people are doing drugs.
So Technoblade now lives in the City Of Essempi, where he meets an insane news writer, a scammer, and a tall boy who he is not trying to pull a Philza on, thank you very much.
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You're My Dad (Boogie Woogie Woogie) by GhostzAlt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
13 Nov 2022
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“Please,” he wailed, voice breaking. “Can you help me find my mom? I-I lost her. Please, help. I’m scared.”
“Oh,” Phil softly sighed. He knelt down to the kid’s height, pulling them into a hug. It seemed like the right thing to do. Phil gently rubbed their back. “Yeah, of course, I’ll help you, mate. You’re okay. Can you take a deep breath for me, kid?”
The little boy did so.
“Good job,” Phil whispered. “What’s your name, bud?”
“T-Tommy,” he hiccuped.
OR: SBI are the type of people to see Phil and ask 'is anyone going to make that man a dad' and not wait for an answer.
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DSMP HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!! <3 by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Nov 2022
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Headcanons that I made at midnight (it’s actually 12:00 :DD yayayaya)
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Whumptober 6: Proof of Life (Ransom Video | “I’ve got a pulse.” | Screams from across the hall.)
This is a continuation of Whumptober days 2 and 3. If you haven't read them and want to, here's the link(s):
Day 2: https://archiveofourown.to/works/42196503
Day 3: https://archiveofourown.to/works/42217170If you don't want to read them, this is the gist: Ranboo runs from hunters, gets caught because he is just a Sad Tired Boy, they shoot a video with him as their featured guest, except they threaten to kill their featured guest, show it to Techno and Phil, kill Ranboo, and that's basically where our story picks up.
So sorry about this, writer's block kind of whooped my butt with this one
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Talk of death. Like, a lot of death. (Like, 'everyone-gets-lined-up-and-shot' a lot.)
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- Part 6 of Whumptober 2022
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Minecraft, But Our Hearts Are Shared by 4rd0w
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Sep 2022
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George has been sick his whole life. So it wasn't much of a surprise when he finds out his soulmate is also giving him chronic pain. But everything he's known changes suddenly- when Dream breaks out of prison.
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The Muscle by lexagon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
17 Aug 2022
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“When did you get out of jail?”
“Uh,” Phil looks to the gray sky, avoiding Techno’s eyes. “Four days ago?”
“Four days?!”
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Phil's been out of the game for five years, stuck rotting in a jail cell. But now he's out on good behavior, and he is planning on making the judge regret that decision.
The first step? Finding Techno. The second? Pulling off the biggest heist of Phil's entire career.
AKA Phil tries to put together an Ocean's 11 team, but ends up accidentally adopting a bunch of teenagers.
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- Part 1 of Philza's Heist (ft. his kids)
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Technoblade magical girl au
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This is literally an Au where their assassins, but I never really dig into business details or anything. This another old fic that I am just now posting, so yeah. Enjoy.
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- Part 3 of Dreamnoblade Oneshots because yes :)
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All he could remember was a bang, the screams of neighbours, of friends, of his family haunt his mind every waking moment.
Why him?
How did he survive in a world doomed for all to perish?
And yet, here he was.
Here Wilbur was, just trying to live when the world wasn’t made for it.