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    Hell was never easy at least for sinner, but we have Morticia Morningstar for her it was normal life. After her younger brother fall down into Hell she was there to help him. Charlie while growing up was having Morticia as her babysitter many times. Lilith nedded help with pregnancy Morticia was there, something happen to Lucifer she was there. But Morticia had very dirty secret, she was having an eye on Leader of Exorcists Adam. First Man ever existed on Earth, first husband of Lilith and than husband of Eve. Morticia was hating his guts but in other way she was feeling being thrown into his presence when Lucifer and Adam had meeting she was there to help Lucifer.

    English is not my first langague, if there will be any grammar errors you can comment.

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    Tal y como Charlie dijo "Tuvieron una reunión y él dijo ¡adelante matadlos a todos!" pero ¿Cómo vivió eso Lucifer?

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    In an effort to gain an additional year of reprieve from the Exterminations, and to save sinners from needless slaughter—

     

    An idea struck her at that, a stupid one really, but she really was desperate. Adam seemed like a simple man, hungry for more than just mere food if his blathering and boasting was anything to go on. Most men were, she'd come to learn in her multiple millennia alive. It made sense in a way, what with him being the father of humanity and all, that she'd be able to find similarities between her people and this foul-mouthed angel. She'd just need to offer him something he hadn't yet had. Before she could talk herself out of this hair-brained scheme, before she could convince herself it wouldn't work because it had to, Charlie forced the words to leave her mouth even as bile stung her throat.

     

     

    “I'm pretty sure I made the offer that I will do anything.”

    —Charlie makes a dangerous deal.

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    Adam can’t get Princess Charlie of Hell out of his mind. So he takes her. All’s fair in love and genocide, right?

    Kinktober 2025 Day 2- Kidnapping

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    A Shattered Form.

    A Battle Torn.

    A Man, Broken.

    An imperfect man meets his end. The weight of his sins bear down on him, and it's when he's lost it all that he admits his wrongs and failures.

    But a father is patient.

    A father hears.

    And above all else, a father is ready to forgive.

    The path to forgiveness is a long one.

    But it needn't always be one you must take alone.

    Especially when you're accompanied by….yourself?

    [ADAM FIX-IT]

    [TIME TRAVEL FIC]

    [RETURN TO EDEN]

    [AU DO-OVER!!!!! AU-OVER]

    [ADAM x FEM-ADAM??????]

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    Adam expected to die when the cowardly sinful piece of shit stabbed him in the back. Still, instead he finds himself in a very fucked up situation and clearly can't escape it, unfortunately for him someone unexpectedly intervenes with the option to “save” him. Well fuck them all, he wasn't going to die, so between that or being a slave, Adam chose....

    ...Live free and fuck the consequences, then take care of them. We do whatever it takes to survive, is what some say, but Adam prefers to live with dignity.

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    After a confusing and awkward initial meeting, Adam and Lucifer continue to run into each other and find themselves becoming fast friends.

    Adam is aware that Lucifer likes men but is blindsided when the man suddenly kisses him.

    Deciding to put his internal gay panic aside he pursues a slow and tentative relationship with Lucifer, until a certain woman from both his and Lucifers past rears her head, revealing secrets that threaten to tear the pair apart forever.

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    Eva’s first curse was not eating the forbidden fruit, but loving Adam :(

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    Alastor's wound is deep and unfixable, so much so he dies before the battle comes to an end.

    He has no idea what comes from a double death, but he's pretty sure it isn't supposed to be this!

    [In which Alastor is reincarnated as Lilith at the dawn of time, and he would like to have a refund issued thank-you-very-much!]

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    On Christmas Day, you had the perfect holiday planned with Adam, eager to enjoy the festivities together. But everything went off course the moment Adam decided to surprise you with a visit to Loo Loo Land—the most cursed amusement park ever created.

    (Day 15 - Smutmas 2024)

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    Adán está orgulloso de sí mismo, por fin logro salir del hogar de Será -que se joda esa perra- y tiene un el suficiente dinero para un apartamento más o menos decente, que solo tiene que compartir con 3 tipos ¿No es genial? (Considerando que la otra alternativa es rogar a Será que lo perdone o dormir en el sofá de Lute)

    Vox necesitaba estar lo más lejos de Valentino, y poner mar de por medio era lo mejor, lastima que sus cuentas bancarias estaban juntas, por lo que ahora está rentando un apartamento de mal gusto, con 3 raritos. No puede creer que cayó tan bajo.

    Alastor está más que molesto con su estación de radio, le prometieron un buen apartamento, pero esto era.. necesita mantenerse positivo, su madre hubiera querido que se mantuviera positivo. Aunque con los particulares compañeros que tiene, se lo ponen difícil.

    Lucifer siempre se había considerado afortunado (eso es una mentira que ni siquiera el cree) pero nunca le había faltado un techo sobre su cabeza o algún lujo. Pero desde que se había presentado como un "el" en vez de una "ella" fue prácticamente desterrado por su familia, ahora que había completado su transición, fue como si una maldición cayera sobre el, ahora vive con tres bichos raros.

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    Joy.

    The catalyst to many beloved and valued things.

    But even ‘Joy’ can be augmented, magnified., amplified to where something never before seen can come from the unlikeliest source.

    And when ‘Joy’ is given the love and care of one who was formed from the truest love at genesis, a ‘Future’ is born.

    [HAPPY DAYS AGENDA!!!]

    [ADAM X EMILY AGENDA]

    [WRITING THIS PUT ME IN A SUGAR COMA]

    [SUGAR, FLUFF & WHOLESOME SWEETNESS]

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    Over a year after being kicked out of the Garden of Eden, Adam experiences his first ever illness and hates every moment of it. Luckily, his son has a little surprise in store for him.

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    En esta absurda historia, Lucifer tuvo un hijo antes que Charlie. Y es Bafomet porque sonaba divertido en mi cabeza y se me dio la puta gana, mira. Existe siempre la posibilidad de que se adapte a ese ser en el futuro para Hazbin o Helluva Boss oficiales, no se burlen si eso llega a pasar pls, yo no veo el futuro XD

    Es mi primer fic, ténganme paciencia.

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    Day 4: Teeth

    Apparently in Hell there is an old custom for demons that if one demon bares their teeth and growls while staring directly at another demon's face it’s a sign of wanting to initiate courtship.

    Adam doesn’t know about this custom, and Lucifer doesn’t know that Adam doesn’t know.

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    Lute gets drunk & Clingy, Adam forced to take care of her.

    edit: This fic is my most popular comment-wise and I actually hate it so much LMFAO
    edit 2: it's not that bad lol. originally a one-shot but i'm writing a new chapter so not anymore?

    Hi there. Scratch all of that. No new chapter. So sorry.

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    Giving some backstory to what happened in Eden, the relationships between the first humans, and the separation of Earth, Heaven and Hell.

    [Just for fun]

    Adam is confused and alone in a world he doesn't understand. Lilith is a friend who questions things too much. Eve is a friend who questions too little. And Lucifer is blatantly ignoring Heaven's rules, especially one about falling in love.

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    Adam is now a sinner, he is staying at the hazbin hotel, and

     

    1)He find Lucifer in a weird position with Alastor.

    2) He collaborate with Alastor for gets New weapons from Lucifer

    3) He saves Alastor's ass

    4) Hell's kitchen

    5) Pain

    6) Taxes in hell / Adam is a prick as usual

    7) Punishment of sinners

     

    8) King's orders ( this is the chapter where I had to add the ship)

     

    9) Limits.

     

    10) Oh dear.

     

    I like the fact that more I write, more the rating changes.
    It was general audiences at the first chapter.

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    A study on Lute and Adam's relationship, from several outsiders’ perspectives.

    —or, 5 times other people realized Adam and Lute were in love, and 1 time they realized it for themselves.

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    “What was that?” The confrontation left the performer before he’d even turned his head to look at Adam, using the slightly raised and sharp tone as a warning. After a moment with no response, Angel peered over, the pleasantly dazed and lazy demeanor he’d walked into the lobby with disappearing entirely. He was alert now, sat up a bit and already handing his mug off to Husk’s offered hand beside him. “I didn’t quite catch that,” he continued, pushing himself up from the loveseat and needing to take only a few long, assertive strides before he was standing directly in front of him.

    He had time today.

    or

    Adam fucks around and finds out with Angel.

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