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You’re fine.
You’re always fine.
At least, that’s what you keep saying — to your sister who psychoanalyzes for sport, to your brother who can read you like binary, to yourself when the quiet gets too heavy.
No Sburb. No meteors. Just a handful of teenagers with too much self-awareness and not enough emotional bandwidth, trying to figure out what it means to exist without irony.
Or: Dave Strider learns there’s no mixtape clever enough to drown out the sound of being seen.
OR or: author projects his aspd on dave strider like crazyAU: no sburb, Bro is the same old douche but as a father, Dirk is Dave’s older brother, Dave and Rose are half siblings and Rose has custody with her mother. Trolls are human, though I’m not sure if that’s relevant.
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What's better than one dispatcher? Two dispatchers! by roughdrafts
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Oct 2025
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You're broke, you need money, and what other way to get money than to ask Blonde Blazer for a job? And you make friends along the way! Maybe even romance some of them.
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Now, I know who you are by HadrianPeverellBlack for Selenity84
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2025
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John Winchester knew he should have answered the letters Lily had sent during the first year of his fourth child's life, but, truth be told, he knew it couldn't work.
Sam and Dean had to stay with him, to hunt down the monster that had taken Mary. And, if John was honest, he really didn't want to show his children that he'd had relationships outside of Mary, relationships important enough to justify having his children with another family.
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- Part 49 of Cultober 2025
- Part 65 of Jerk, Bitch & Brat series
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(Story is being migrated over from Wattpad)
Drug dealing unicorns, gnome hookers, and a hot guy named 'Turnip'. These are just a few of the strange things that Rem encounters after getting kidnapped by a talking marble.
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Rem is, for the most part, motivationally challenged. Then one day, he's whisked off to a high-fantasy world with the sole purpose of delivering a powerful artifact to the king. The problem? He absolutely HATES fantasy settings. So when he learns the king is dead and the prince is in hiding, he's not too happy that his little isekai adventure has been extended. Things only get more interesting when he learns he's been cursed too.
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King Zephyre has been forced into hiding after his father is murdered. Crime starts running rampant in the kingdom, and he grows desperate to help his people. Luckily there's a vigilante causing a stir, so he decides to tag along in secret.
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Tyler has his routine down to a science: piano lessons, minimum-wage shifts at the movie theater and diner, and just enough sarcasm to keep people at arm’s length. He wears masks for every role, and none of them are really him.
Except maybe a physical mask and an anonymous voice behind raw, unfiltered music.
Josh is new in town, somehow orbiting all the same places Tyler tries to disappear into, and worse, he seems genuinely interested.
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Dream Team. by red_shameless
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
30 Oct 2025
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Jayce, Viktor, and Mel Medarda go to Noxus to help Mel deal with the Black Rose. Sort of like an alternate story of the season that hasn't come out yet. And so far it looks like I'm about to write a freaking fantasy book right here in real time, because unfortunately no one is going to write what I want to read for me.
I've put the main tags and characters that are definitely coming, I'll add the rest as the story progresses.
Update: Okay, now that I've written a few chapters, I can better describe what's going on here. This is a story based on the Welcome to Noxus trailer, the game's lore, the first part of my canon fix-it fanfic, and my sick imagination.
Love, politics, intrigue, sarcasm, adventures and suffering. In some places, it resembles dark fantasy, in places I try to make the reader think. All the tags here are not a joke, but in case you have any triggers. There are really descriptions of all this stuff, not just mentions, so read responsibly. There's also a note in the first chapter so you can decide if you want to get into reading this. I also added a summary of the first part for those who want to read this fic separately.
The ending is supposed to be sad and happy, or bittersweet.Series
- Part 2 of Time to love and time to hate.
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Hermione Granger is a Healer.
And not just any Healer—she's one of the world’s leading experts in ancient curses and dark enchantments. Having rebuilt her life in the United States, she’s finally found a place where she isn’t seen as a teenage war hero, but as a respected authority in her field.And yet…
When she’s contacted out of the blue to consult on a curse that’s rapidly killing its victim, the Malfoy name finds its way back into her life.
What kind of case is too complex for even the British Aurors to solve?
And what exactly does Draco Malfoy have to do with an illegal curse trade? -
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Marked complete because some people filter completed. Don't want to lose potential readers, but there will be updates!!
Just a collection of drabbles mostly concerning Severus Snape.
Just fun. Hope you enjoy
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It's Just the Way it has to be (A Collection of Elliot Angst) by The_Crown_Jewel
Fandoms: Journey to the Quest (Web Series), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
30 Oct 2025
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Elliot sat on the edge of the cliff near the campsite. He knew he couldn't die. He knew it was impossible, but the idea that he could in some other universe was enough to make it all worth it. It had to be worth it, because the voice in his head said he couldn't back out now.
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Spanning years, cities, and more than a few heartbreaks, Just Pen is a slow-burn story about friendship, timing, and the impossible art of falling for someone who’s always been right in front of you.
Penelope Featherington has spent her life half in the glow of the Bridgertons — a family as chaotic as they are captivating — and half in her own shadow. Colin Bridgerton has never quite known what he’s looking for, only that he hasn’t found it yet.
As they grow up and grow apart, their paths twist through missteps, messy relationships, and the long, clumsy process of becoming the kind of people who might finally deserve each other.
This is a story about first loves, second chances, and how sometimes the right person is the one you’ve spent a lifetime overlooking.
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Even The Snow Bleeds by Lazy_lLamAa
Fandoms: 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV), 垂涎 | ABO Desire (TV 2025)
30 Oct 2025
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Wu Suowei has a gift for making people love him, and a talent for ensuring it never lasts. He moves through a constellation of fraught relationships; a devoted best friend, a rival turned obsessed, a traumatic secret shared with a wronged party-all while dissociating from the charming monster he believes himself to be. But when a violent act leaves him bleeding out on the snow, his musing is one of detached curiosity: "Hmm, even the snow bleeds."
As the line between his psychological horror and a real, external terror blurs, Wu Suowei is forced to wonder if he is the architect of his own misery, or the prey in a game he never agreed to play. -
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Depuis quelque temps, Stiles a l'impression de devenir invisible aux yeux de sa meute... jusqu'à ce qu'une sorcière décide de rendre cette impression bien réelle. Désormais, seuls ceux qui tiennent vraiment à lui peuvent l'entendre.
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le tag "underage sex" est dû au fait que Stiles dans l'œuvre originale a 17 ans :)
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Enslaved for her Trance-Trance Fruit powers, Alexia, stage name Calypso, is rescued by the Heart Pirates. Proving her strength and loyalty, she earns her place among the crew. As their adventures unfold, an unexpected romance blossoms between her and the enigmatic Trafalgar Law.
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Never after- To curse a Fairy Tale by Lina_1402
Fandoms: Peter Pan & Related Fandoms, Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, Hook (1991)
30 Oct 2025
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If you were to think about Neverland, you’d imagine little lost boys straying through the jungle, waging mock wars against pirates in the bay, sunlight tangled in their hair, fairies sparkling above them. You’d picture wonder. Youth. Immortality. Where no one ever grows up. And no one ever truly dies.
Katrina did too—until she got there.
The truth? The Lost Boys weren’t boys at all. They were men. Unhinged, violent, and wild enough to make the pirates look civilized.
Funny, isn’t it? How easily we mistake madness for magic.
Katrina Summerton was the definition of a non-believer. No fairy tales, no destiny, no happily-ever-afters. She trusted in facts, in gravity, in the things that stayed put when you touched them.
Then her world bent sideways, and she fell headfirst into a fairy tale—not the kind with princes and pixie dust, but one written in blood and shadow.
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Pokémon Nuzlocke Novels: Ancient Scarlet by FlygonNick
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
30 Oct 2025
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A fresh start. That was what going to Naranja Academy was supposed to be for Florian “Milo” Caballero. However, a second chance at making friends and a hopeful future has a terrible price. Can our new hero tackle Titans, conquer Pokémon Gyms and confront the mystery of a gang of delinquents…while being forced to win every battle, under penalty of death? Cue the Nuzlocke Challenge.
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Lee Minho was, by design, a quiet man.
He moved through the city like a background character: hoodie on, headphones over his ears, camera slung over one shoulder. He had three cats, no close friends, and a deep-seated grudge against small talk. Peace, to Minho, was a silent apartment and a full memory card.
So naturally, the universe decided to throw a human glitter bomb into his life.
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(FIC IS NOT PROPERLY TAGGED. WILL BE UPDATED ASAP).
You're a superhero gifted with the ability to heal any person you toch. Broken bones, cuts, cancer, nothings too much for your powers. Except there's a catch; your powers have another quirk, one that ruins the carefully built reputation you spent so long maintaining. Just to add insult to injury, your best friend of nearly two decades decides to land himself in the hospital, also ruining his reputation in the process. Broke, names in the dirt, and out of options, the two of you are absolutely miserable. That is, until a new opportunity presents itself: work for SDN, and they'll give you everything you could ever want. The cons? Heal a team of supervillians that your friends stuck coaching. Stuck in the crossroads, a new life presents itself to you. But the question is, will you take it? Or will you once again bite the hand that feeds?
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Miracles With A Side Of Sarcasm by Beesgobzzz
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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Wilbur flopped onto the couch, legs stretched out as he grabbed his phone.
“You get the smaller room which is on the left there.” Wilbur pointed to a small, narrow hallway that had three doors in total. “The bathroom is across from your door. Rent’s due on the first.”
Dream raised a brow. “That’s it? No interview? No rules?”
Wilbur turned on the television in front of him with a remote. “I don’t care what you do as long as you pay your share. Just don’t touch my stuff.”
Dream considered that. No fake niceties, no over-the-top friendliness. Just two people coexisting. It was perfect.
“Alright, deal.” Dream said. “Should I come back tomorrow morning with my stuff?”
Wilbur waved him off. “Sure, sure. I’ll also give you a copy of the keys tomorrow too.”
It was almost too perfect.
He should’ve known there was a catch.
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Dream gets a roommate who's a little more than he could handle... Wait- what do you mean his roommate is a villain? Say what? Oh- and lil note but Dream has a pretty powerful ability... yep- this is going to end totally fine.
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Green Light by Nuthin_Gold_Can_Stay
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
30 Oct 2025
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“My name is Percy,” he said quietly, and Michael had to strain to hear him.
“Sorry?”
“Percy.”
Michael rolled the name around in his head. Percy. That was a weird name. Well, not weird, but one he hadn’t heard in a while. He was vaguely reminded of an obscure Harry Potter character. The comparison was so absurd that it made him want to laugh.
“Does you telling me this mean we’re not strangers anymore?” Michael couldn’t keep the amusement out of his tone.
“It’s only my nickname, so it’s okay.”
“What’s your full name?” Even then, Michael knew that he wouldn’t be getting an answer. It was only confirmed when the boy – Percy – grinned at him.
“You’ll never know.”
Or: Percy spent a lot of time on the streets as a kid, so he gets some fun-slash-weird friends on the way as a bonus. Cue tiny street-rat Percy pulling pranks with a drug dealer at his side. (Once a Harlem skater boy, always a Harlem skater boy, no matter how many times you save the world.)
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Ochaco Uraraka VS the World! by therandomone95
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types
29 Oct 2025
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Meet Ochaco Uraraka, both a great hero and a complete mess in romance who totally sucks at feelings! Seems like the more she tries the less people want to stick around her, and she just doesn't know why. However, when a mysterious green-haired guy named "Izuku Midoriya" enters her life, everything changes for her. Now, she is forced to fight off his seven ex-girlfriends for the right to date him, but even then, that gargantuan task might not even be enough to secure a happy ending for them! What will happen to the pair? Will they fight for each other or will they keep making the same mistakes? And by God, why can't the past just stay buried?