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The Natlan cast plays a game of Don't Lie! from Going Seventeen. Enjoy
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Pyotr the cooler than Rex Lapis rock! by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses), WritingStuff (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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The tempest grew as Osial raged, but this was not the fiercest battle on the top of the mountain at the moment.
"This is the end of the line, Pyotr," Zhongli held steady onto his resolve as he threw Pyotr off the mountain, yes Childe would be upset but there was no other way. He had to get rid of him!
Pyotr the, completely inanimate, Rock ends up falling and hitting a treasure hoarder who was using the storm as an opportunity for robbery. The treasure hoarder's sunglasses fall and land on Pyotr the Rock as he gets knocked out, making Pyotr look really cool.
"You saved me again, Pyotr!" Childe cried as he was rushing out, still weak from his battle with the Traveller.
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Au where Childe gets super attached to this one random rock bc of his trauma from the abyss, and by the time he was in the fatui, it upgraded to best friend. Everyone else suffers 1 million psychic damage.
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Harry’s a Veela and Everyone has to Deal with it by lvyRose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Nov 2025
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Harry’s a veela and doesn’t realize it till his fourth year and causes everyone emotional distress. Aged up so he’s sixteen in Goblet of Fire. This is mostly a funny story but might be spicy later. Share your thoughts because I don’t even know where this is gonna go.
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No Regrets by hagzen
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
05 Nov 2025
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Regina George and Rodrick Heffley accidentally swap phones. What started as an annoying mix-up turned into constant texting, teasing and maybe something slightly complicated.
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Jinu wore many hats: reaper, idol, manager, publicist, vocal coach, model, animal wrangler, therapist. And now, it was time to throw “demon sex ed teacher” on top of that rack.
Or, alternatively:
In which keeping Rumi’s existence as a half-demon secret from the Saja Boys comes to bite Jinu in the ass, because seriously, who would expect demons and humans to be able to reproduce?
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Owains first kiss with freddy by Kiloy
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
05 Nov 2025
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owain gets a job and a boyfriend
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Jonathan and John Amherst wander around in the dark...
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a day off plus a baby equals instant parenting by macarhoons
Fandoms: ALPHA DRIVE ONE | ALD1 (Band)
05 Nov 2025
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It was supposed to be an ordinary day off—pizza, romcoms, and lots (and lots) of cuddles. But Anxin and Sangwon’s vision of a perfect stay-at-home date went up in smoke the moment a wail echoed from their maknae’s room.
Now the real question is: how on earth are the two boyfriends supposed to enjoy their day off when Sanghyeon has somehow gone from chaos incarnate… to a giggling baby?
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Alastor and Lucifer are playing a game, one that neither will admit to actually playing. How far can they take it before one of them breaks?
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A very silly fic thought up because of Lucifer's duck bed. -
I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep ('Cause everything is never as it seems) DISCONTINUED by MarfNation524
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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All Charlie wanted to do was hang out with some old high school buddies and then chill out at home with his roomates, so how the heckin sludge did he end up stuck in a ugly patterned prison with a stern talking dude (who smells like he hasn't had a shower in years), as a guide and a boombox carrying, feral (and annoying at first), kid?!
Or, Charlie Slimecicle is noclipped into the backrooms and ends up partnering with Ranboo and Tommy. They must work together to find a way out or otherwise, die trying.
Based off Slmccl's video, 'We Made the Backrooms HILARIOUS...'
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So excited to start on Kinktober! This is my first year and I can't wait to read more lol
All of these are detached unless explicitly said so. I'm not that strong
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Nerd Meets Nerd by GraveTiger
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
05 Nov 2025
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The other guy stares, "Oh that's weird."
Well... he's not wrong on that.
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Hank gets zapped to another universe and finds a guy who looks... oddly familiar. -
That time Chuuya got hit with baby fever by Cloudfallsky
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Nov 2025
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Chuuya has a dream about being a dad and is going through the 5 stages of grief
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The War God’s Stray by Alexleetx
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2025
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Luo Binghe died a tyrant, betrayed and sealed away by his own wives— only to wake up in the past, starving child with all his memories intact. Armed with nothing but his bitterness and ailing adoptive mother, he takes reckless risks to regain power, only to be unceremoniously scooped up by Liu Qingge, the Bai Zhan Peak Lord. Injured, furious, and thoroughly humiliated, Binghe rages against his savior, but the infuriatingly noble cultivator remains unmoved. Liu Qingge doesn’t understand why he’s so determined to help this foul-mouthed stray, but he knows the look of someone clawing desperately for strength. As past and present collide, Binghe finds himself forced into an uneasy truce with the man he once dismissed as a footnote in his rise to power. But fate has other plans—and neither of them are ready for the chaos that’s coming.
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a woman poops in a clothing store
not written in a sexual context, but don't read if you're a minor
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- Part 3 of Public Pooping
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When you know the story by heart and yet you can't stop yourself from falling for those on the death list, what do you do?
Change it.
Simple and easy.
But, after being thrown into a world that is not her own, can one girl change the fate of the ones she loves?
Rated for language (Grimmjow) violence (Nnoitra) and a twisted sense of humor (everyone, really).
Set during the Hueco Mundo Arc
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The ninja are living their...ok new lives as teachers of the new and "improved" darklys school for obedient children, except the kids themselves haven't changed at all they're in a living hell. Cole is a victim, Kai is trying his best, Zane is making everything so much worse for everyone around him, Nya's too focused on making everyone like her to realize that she isn't teaching Jack shit, Wus dealing with bills, Lloyd fucked off before they even started with the whole "school" thing, and Jay is-well Jay's actually doing fine he really doesn't care about anything that's happening around him..
Overall they're not doing so hot when suddenly they get invited to do a school field trip to the reclusive Cyrus Borg's tower all the way in Ninjago city!?!?!!?!??!!?
. . . yea they don't really care.
But either way they kinda have to go so they do, but will they be able to fend off the impending threat from a threat thought to be missing like a year ago???? Maybe, they kinda suck but they have a shot
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Just some random F1 ChatFics for ships I like!
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- Part 3 of Random F1 fics!
- Part 1 of Short-Form Fics
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Tonight, We are Friends (aka Alastor found the season 2 leaks) by sylki66
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2025
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Alastor saw the season 2 leaks and is worried. He goes to his friend Rosie to talk about his feelings. Crack treated seriously with meta themes but not exactly meta humor.
Dedicated to all the people who have been waiting a year to talk about the leaks.
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A FKLR unit is assigned to R-14, a facility known for having the highest re-education rate in the Nation, in order to hopefully learn and replicate this process in other facilities. Upon arrival, 22 (now known as FKLR R-1401) meets the facility staff and finds out that the facility is wildly out of Nation regulation. Deciding to confront the site administrator, 22 is hit with the realization that reporting the facility for treasonous acts would affect the high re-education rate of R-14, and reflect poorly on her record.
With this realization (and being put on probation) FKLR R1401 has to adjust and work alongside R-14’s staff.