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It's time to frame & display the marriage certificate <3
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This is scary story about a spider---
Actually, strike that.
This is a scary story told by a spider.
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Innkeepers-era horror-comedy told from the POV of the house spider who lives in the inn. Think Charlotte's Web meets Home Alone.
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podfic of "Works for Spiders" by Mxmollusca by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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This is scary story about a spider---
Actually, strike that.
This is a scary story told by a spider.
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Innkeepers-era horror-comedy told from the POV of the house spider who lives in the inn. Think Charlotte's Web meets Home Alone.
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“I hear ya,” Dylan says mildly. “So – you’re into dudes?”
Pegs looks at him. “I'm like. Thinking. Yeah? Is that–?”
Dylan nods. “It’s cool.” It really is cool. Not cool like, Pegs needs to gay marry a dude tomorrow, but like, whatever. More options for him to find whoever he’s into and who’s into him.
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Dylan decides to get his bro a boyfriend. It doesn't go as planned.
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i prayed that a ghost would haunt me (i hoped to hear you in its echo) by solarmoth
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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Eddie Diaz returns in the middle of a heatwave - right there, in touching distance, two paces away, like it's nothing. He’s leaning on the doorframe with his arms crossed over his chest, black tank top and blue watch and looking so very fondly down the hallway after his son. Something bright twists in Buck’s sternum. Eddie is straight. Buck’s not in love. He can't be. Everything he loves has ended up leaving.
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Eddie Diaz realises he’s in love with Buck five weeks before showing up on his doorstep in the middle of a heatwave. Wild, and brave, he allows himself to want.
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to have and to hold (platonically and heterosexually) by teenytinytomlinson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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So in the middle of Eddie’s dining room, with his brain to mouth filter non-existent (as per usual), Buck blurts out, “Marry me.”
Eddie sits straight up, looking at him with eyes wide as saucers.
“Excuse me?”
“W-well, just think about it. If we get married I can add you and Chris to my insurance policy and that solves your problem.”
Eddie’s mouth forms a perfect little ‘o’. Buck waits patiently for the floor to open up and swallow him whole.
When the ground doesn’t do as he’d hoped he realizes he has to say something else. “Obviously, w-we don’t have to,” he’s quick to assure. “But if we did it would be platonic, of course, because you’re straight and–” he pauses, praying for another rogue stroke of lightning. Anything to put him out of his misery right now. “-and like I know that I’m bi now, but this wouldn’t be like that y’know? It would just be two friends helping each other out.” He’s rambling, the words won’t stop tumbling out. “Like a friends with benefits type situation! E-except you know not those kinds of benefits! Like actual benefits! Health and dental.”
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Eddie is moving to Texas, losing his insurance, and marrying Buck all very heterosexually and platonically.
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- Part 1 of platonic marriage
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Based on the rizcriz prompt
RizCriz promptEddie knows Buck’s in love with him but thinking buck hasn’t said anything bc Eddie is historically a terrible boyfriend.
He’s been watching Buck all afternoon, scrutinizing him.
Buck looks up, frowning. “What’re—“
“You know it’d be different with you, right?”
Fandom needs some fluff which is my specialty enjoy our boys being dumbass4dumbass
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Level at the Peak by PiplupTheCursed for Pageofpens
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga)
10 Oct 2025
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In which Shiraishi drops in to visit Sugimoto and Asirpa and they tussle with complicated emotions.