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In which Sakusa Kiyoomi is raised to believe that gay people go to hell but then takes one look at Miya Atsumu and thinks, then why the hell did God make them so fucking hot?
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- Part 1 of Miya Four Vs. The World
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24 Mar 2021
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- ssoo goodddskljsfds
- THE AUTHORS NOTE IM SOBBING
- yeahh the internalized homophobia sucks but oh my godaksfnlljafdk the lil witty combacks to it r so fucking funny
- MSBY S Miya Atsumu & MSBY OH Sakusa Kiyoomi
- 'When Atsumu squeezes his shoulder, Sakusa looks him in the eye, and that’s when he sees it.
A hint of affection, the same expression he’d seen in his eyes when they shared heat and warmth in their shared bunk bed six years ago, the same expression he’d never been able to make himself forget.
And he knows at that moment, that for some reason, that night still meant something to him too.
With Atsumu, it’ll always be different.
If Sakusa kisses him, he’ll probably fall in love with him. He’ll probably fall instantly.
He probably already has. He never stood a fucking chance.' AN ABSOLUTE GODSEND
- 'As they walk back out the doors, Sakusa thinks he hears Bokuto ask, “He won’t give me a high five but he’ll stick his tongue in Tsum-Tsum’s ass?”' HELP OH MY GOD ALSDKJFHSAKLJH -
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The MSBY Black Jackals test their friendship as they probe deep into each others' personal lives.
Unfortunately for Sakusa, that means confessing to a number of accusations: who he thinks is currently the best V. League player, if he thinks he'll make the Olympic Volleyball team, and whether or not he has feelings for Miya Atsumu.
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18 May 2021
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- no angst ! <3
- light read
- shoyo hinata >>>>
- “Are you actually not interested in long term relationships, or do you just play it off as indifference in order to avoid unresolved emotional baggage—including, but not limited to: unrequited feelings, commitment issues, or fear of failing an attempt at a relationship?” yum <3 -
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Sakusa frowned as he caught Atsumu’s eye, suddenly finding himself on the receiving end of a playfully challenging glare. “No. I’m not going to practice later today with hickeys all over my neck.”
“Don’t’cha think it’s a bit too late for that, Omi?” Atsumu purred, glancing pointedly at the bruises forming on Sakusa’s throat.
“Ugh, you asshole.”
“You love it.”
***2525 words of self-indulgent domestic sakuatsu + hickeys
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20 May 2021
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- basically kiyoomi and atsumu being domestic & competitive shits
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Kenma reveals he is dating during stream. A few days later, his viewers identify his boyfriend and, accidentally, find their greatest kin.
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21 May 2021
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- kenma being a famous streamer
- kuroo being a doting bf
- mostly tweets and stream chats
- v cute, funny, & soft -
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It starts like this: the night before the Olympic closing ceremony, the Japanese men’s volleyball team decides to get together one last time before they scatter back across the globe. Then Hinata texts Oikawa that they’re all hanging out and Oikawa appears five minutes later, dragging Iwaizumi by the collar with one hand and clutching a bottle of tequila in the other.
So, Kageyama figures, everything that happens after is really Hinata’s fault.
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21 May 2021
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- crack
- v cute, v sweet,
- stan Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer and Sakusa Kiyoomi (26) MSBY Volleyball Player for clear skin
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“What is that thing for?”
“I’m glad you asked, captain. This… is the Public Display of Affection jar. Or PDA jar for short.”
“Now whenever you do something that may hurt our children’s innocence, you’ll have to put money in the jar as a punishment."
Inspired by simple-symponia's art.
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22 May 2021
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- good shit tm
- everyone ganging up on Iwa and Oiks
- the alien movie scene !! ajdfhlks -
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The Kingdom of Inarizaki has fallen on hard times and the Royal Treasury is out of funds. This causes an arranged marriage between Prince Osamu and the king of the wealthy Kingdom of Itachiyama. Unsatisfied with never being able to choose for himself, he sneaks out of the palace. In town, he runs into a young man who looks just like him.
Miya Atsumu is a poor baker's son. He does everything he can to support his family. However, he longs to be able to play music and travel to far off places. The best he can do for now is listen to his friend's stories. However, when he meets a stranger, an idea forms.
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03 Jun 2021
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- Pauper Atsumu & King Kiyoomi, Prince Osamu & Soldier Sunarin
- “Osamu,” Kiyoomi whispers and kisses him again.It hurts.
“Osamu, I love you.”
Oh, god it hurts.
“Osamu, why are you crying? Are you okay?”
His heart cracks.
“I’m fine, Omi. I’m just so happy ‘cause I love ya too.”
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Kiyoomi regrets randomizing his college roommate in an attempt to show Motoya that the average person is not as horrible to live with as his cousin is when Atsumu proves himself to be the worst roommate ever.
Atsumu is a terrible roommate. Kiyoomi shouldn't feel guilty when he sexiles him.
(He does.)
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05 Jun 2021
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- Communications Major Atsumu & Astrophycisist Major Kiyoomi
- Kiyoomi's ends up w Atsumu as his roommate, he hates it
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Eat a mermaid's flesh, and you can live forever.
One night, Iwaizumi catches a mermaid in a trap.Series
- Part 2 of Horror A La Carte
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06 Jun 2021
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- Human Iwaizumi & Ningyo Oikawa
- Iwaizumi, having nothing to live for, seeks out the flesh of a Ningyo to become immortal
- sweet (?), kinda open ending-ish
- i don't know how to feel ab this ? immaculately written but the vibe is indescribable 2 me
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Iwaizumi, vampire hunter.
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06 Jun 2021
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- THIS IS HILARIOUS
- Vampire Hunter Iwaizumi & Sidekick Oikawa
- dick jokes™
- "Someday, when parents were teaching their children about the birds and the bees, when they got to the part about explaining male genitalia, they would open up a dictionary and there would be, under the entry 'dicks', a giant picture of Oikawa's face." -
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Atsumu is a famous singer. Sakusa is a bodyguard. They first meet when Kita, concerned about the number of death threats Atsumu has been receiving, hires Sakusa for him.
Naturally, it's hate at first sight.
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09 Jun 2021
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- Singer Atsumu & Bodyguard Kiyoomi
- "But god, Sakusa thinks, staring at the gold in Atsumu’s eyes, all the things we can be, unshackled from that dread. The trouble you’re worth, your heap of shattered glass—I can take it all. We can live in a daze of triumph, if we care enough." -
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“It’s noth—” Atsumu’s voice catches on a cough. He presses a hand to his mouth on reflex, ignoring the judgemental glare Kiyoomi is probably giving him. Well, it’s the right decision because Atsumu coughs something into his hand, something small, petal-soft… petal-like…petal…
Oh no.
“You’re not sick are you?” Kiyoomi grumbles, sounding substantially more composed and pissy.
Atsumu closes his hand into a fist and crushes the petal. “No, I’m not.”
Fuck what everyone else says. If you ask Atsumu, bad puns and emotional avoidance are valid ways to cope with death-by-flowers disease.
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10 Jun 2021
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- the best hanahaki fic known to man | lighthearted & fun w/ serious undertones
- MSBY S Atsumu & MSBY OH Kiyoomi
- Atsumu CAN NOT take shit seriously ! (but make it bc of trauma)
- so many flower puns
- Osamu being a menace to Sakusa and Sakusa only
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miya atsumu's guide on being in love with the densest aries known to mankind by kyatsuu
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
09 Jun 2021
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Miya Atsumu
→ sent a video
omi look at this astrology acc !!
‘signs that should get together already’ and the first pair to pop up is aries and libra ;)
aren’t you an aries omi?Sakusa Kiyoomi
yeah ...
miya why are you the only person following that account
Miya Atsumu
ITS A NEW ACC OMI IM JUST TRYNA BE SUPPORTIVE GEEZ(or, au in which atsumu's fatal flaw is falling for his best friend, and kiyoomi's fatal flaw is that he's so endearingly stupid)
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13 Jun 2021
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- SAKUSA KIYOOMI IS SO FUCKING S TU PI D OH MY GOD !
- MSBY S Atsumu & MSBY OH Kiyoomi
- writing study: comedy, dense mfs, texting format, short length fics, timing
- "Atsumu nearly looks like he’s a push away from punching something, the veins in his neck genuinely popping out, so Kiyoomi rests a placating hand on his shoulder to calm him down. Atsumu grits his teeth, but relaxes under Kiyoomi’s touch and gestures for him to read the last pairing.
“Lastly,” Kiyoomi deadpans with the enthusiasm of a narrator in a National Geographic documentary. “Aries and Libra.”
“Does that ring any bells, Omi-kun?” Atsumu asks, turning to him. He’s got this weird hopeful gleam in his eyes, and Kiyoomi makes a face.
“Miya, seriously, if you want to confess to your old teammates, I say go for it-”
“Do you guys see my problem here?” Atsumu questions incredulously, suddenly throwing his hands up in the air in exasperation, but he’s facing Hinata and Bokuto. Kiyoomi watches as their faces morph into matching sympathetic expressions, and they smile at Atsumu with a mix of pity and understanding.
“This is definitely a problem, ‘Tsumu,” Bokuto notes gravely. Kiyoomi is beyond confused. “No wonder you were so worked up.”
“What?” Kiyoomi tries to ask, to which he’s effectively ignored.
“Good luck, Atsumu-san,” Hinata says instead, gently placing a hand on Atsumu’s elbow and nodding at him like they share some sort of top secret Kiyoomi isn’t even aware of. They’re all getting up now, brushing off the dust from their clothes. Kiyoomi fumbles to catch up." -
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“When were you going to send that letter in which you tell me you love me?” Sakusa demands. He immediately winces right after and flushes, because a few people look over at him from the volume and the tone of his voice.
“Sometime in the 1850’s, but there’s more where that came from. Every decade since, at least,” Atsumu chirps back.
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The thing no one ever talks about when it comes to immortality is the paperwork.
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- Part 1 of this is our time in the spotlight
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14 Jun 2021
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- So Sexy ! 10/10
- Immortal Atsumu & Immortal Kiyoomi
- Kiyoomi finds love letters, they're from his crush, they're also over a century old
- "A series of letters across a century’s time (approx. 1850’s to 1950’s) from Miya Atsumu, in various languages and dates. Translators have provided English captions below each letter.
Atsumu did tell him that his identity was compromised, but to see it in person churns worry and dread in Sakusa’s stomach, nonetheless. His entire name is on those letters. Sure, there’s probably many people throughout the years with the same name, but you can never be too careful. Sakusa’s thoughts rush and flood over one another as he comes up with and casts away solutions and plans to keep Atsumu as anonymous as possible. Because he has nothing else to look at, he stares at the letters and tries to think, but his attention is caught when he sees Omi-kun in one of them.
He sees Omi-kun, Omi-Omi, and Kiyoomi in all of them, actually.
Sakusa’s heart gives a fearful thump. Has his identity been compromised as well? He wasn’t going to read the letters to respect Atsumu’s privacy, only searching to confirm where they are and do damage control later, but now his identity is involved so he has to read them." -
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“I'm gonna date that,” Bokuto declares solemnly, and Kuroo throws a plastic spoon at his head.
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11 Jul 2021
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- Photography Student Akaashi & Barista Bokuto
- the was the sofest shit i have ever read oh my god ! so cute & adorable
- "Akaashi does order that coffee. Black, of course, and all three of them are horrified.“Amazing,” Bokuto breathes out, watching Akaashi drink from the cup that says Best Employer Ever with an owl perched on the E. It's wearing glasses and carrying a camera. Really cute, Bokuto would call it his masterpiece.
“How the fuck,” is Kuroo's terrified comment.
“A true hero,” Lev adds, awed.
Kuroo passes Akaashi at least seven sugar packages over the counter, closing his eyes in a pained expression.
“Please,” he says. “I can't watch this. Put yourself out of your misery.”
Bokuto wishes his friends were a little bit less embarrassing, though not really. Kuroo makes him a milkshake and tells him he'll cover your sorry gay ass while you flirt with your boss low enough to go unnoticed by Akaashi, though not by Lev, who nods along encouragingly.
“I didn't think you were going to actually come,” Bokuto tells Akaashi as they sit down, honest. He feels a bit silly with his apron still on, but the milkshake is good enough to make up for that."
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“So, hypothetically, if I wanted to put a curse on somebody and make them suffer but I didn’t really want them to die—how would you suggest that, um, I do that?”
Kuroo looks up over his completely wholesome and not-at-all suggestive magazine (covered by another magazine—a nature special on humpback whales or some other majestic shit like that) to find an extremely hot and extremely sad-looking guy. Kuroo raises an eyebrow, but it’s invisible under the black of his fringe. He alternates brows.
“Damn. Who fucked you over?”
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12 Jul 2021
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- Heartbrocken Bokuto & Witch Kuroo
- v cute, sweet, & funny | a v fun read
- " Wednesday | 7:12 PM | Cashier: Kuroo Tetsurou | Today's Special: none availableThe bad news is delivered via a newly acquired phone number that Bokuto is stuck late at work and doesn’t have time today to stop by Kenma’s Litterbox in the evening like he has been the past few days. The shop feels too dark and too quiet and too lonely. Realization makes Kuroo’s chest feel heavy."
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Sakusa’s eyes are very dark naturally, sucking in all surrounding rays of light and crushing them in his pupils. For an athlete, he is rather pale. His lips look very pink in comparison. Atsumu is suddenly catastrophically aware that in this instance, ‘accent’ is a euphemism. “Good enough for your Olympic-size ego, Miya?”
(In which Atsumu realizes that he is attracted to Sakusa Kiyoomi in the most inconvenient way possible.)
Now with gorgeous gorgeous art by Quip/pseudoanalytics!
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21 Jul 2021
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- this shii was funny asf 🤝
- MSBY BJ S Miya Atsumu & MSBY BJ OH Sakusa Kiyoomi
- art work at the end for the bf reveal !!
- romatization of Hinata Shoyo
- Kageyama Shoyo & Hinata Tobio <33
- "Bokuto shoves the bucket of tweets in front of his face. Gingerly, Atsumu picks one out. Please don’t let it be about Sakusa, he prays to Kita’s gods. Please, if he has done anything good in this world, ever, don’t make him read out a statement of concentrated horniness about the teammate he may be having horny thoughts about (the jury is still out).
It’s about Sakusa. It is true that Atsumu has never done anything good." -
5 times hinata was picked up and turned off + 1 time it turned him on by day
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
28 Nov 2015
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hinata has an off switch that turns into an on switch with certain people ;-)
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23 Jul 2021
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- hilarious asf | such a funny fic 10/10 would recommend
- H in Hinata stand for-
- 'Suga tries to avoid Hinata’s slack faced stare as he carries the boy back to their captain. He hands Hinata off to Daichi silently and takes a deep breath.
“Hinata.” Suga starts, still trying to avoid eye contact.
Hinata makes a small acknowledging noise and Suga nearly loses his resolve. Daichi gives him a sympathetic look from around Hinata’s body.
Suga tries again, “Please stop disrupting practice.”
Hinata nods. Suga wants to cry.
“I know you want to fight Kageyama, but you need him to set for you.” Suga fights through it.
“Yes, Suga-san.” Hinata mumbles almost instinctually, eyes still staring straight at the grey haired setter.
“I can’t do this.” Suga says after a moment, plucking him from Daichi’s hands and turning him to face the captain instead. “You do it.”
Daichi snorts like it’s not a big deal but then gets an eyeful of Hinata’s compliant, waiting face and has to turn around and breathe. “Shit.”
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When Kiyoomi had moved in and found out that the apartment above him was empty, he’d felt like the luckiest man in the world. He remembered thinking that it sounded too good to be true. And apparently, it was.
Now lo and behold, what had once been heaven above him - calm, silent heaven - turned into the fiery pits of hell.
An upstairs neighbor was never good news.
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Or Kiyoomi gets a new neighbor and suffers the consequences
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23 Jul 2021
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- ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
- College Student Athlete Miya Atsumu & College Student Sakusa Kiyoomi
- "Kiyoomi found infiltrated ones that only served to remind him that there was no getting his dignity back and that he had made a complete fool of himself in front of every single one of his neighbors.not oomn (‘one of my neighbors’) flirting through passive-aggressive elevator notes…
Or better yet
Dear 5B and Grumpy,
Kindly get a room.
Sincerely, me and possibly every other person who uses this elevator.And perhaps the most embarrassing of them all
Dear 5B and Anon neighbor,
Crazy suggestion here, but hear me out. How about the two of you actually knock on each other’s doors and make out once and for all so we don’t all have to read your horny messages first thing in the morning?
Hope this helps! Hate both of you!
Sincerely, a tired neighbor.Kiyoomi was glad to at least have kept his identity a secret. No need to give the clown a name when he has already put on a show for the whole circus."
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Kiyoomi’s current predicament: Miya Atsumu has a girlfriend.
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24 Jul 2021
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- I LOVE THIS ! SM !
- MSBY BJ S Miya Atsumu & MSBY BJ OH Sakusa Kiyoomi
- writing study: humor & short stories
- “Listen, Kiyoomi’s a feminist okay? He donates to women’s shelters and takes care to foster the sports education of young girls all around Japan. So it’s totally not misogynistic at all to hate just this particular woman.
Right?”