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Lay your weary head to rest (don't you cry no more) by superfan_99
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Oct 2025
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Jon and Martin end up somewhere else. And Somewhere Else just so happens to be the middle of the bunker, right in front of Sam trying to research.
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When Jon sees himself in the mirror with long hair, he's honestly not sure what to make of it. He isn't sure what it means to feel jealous of women in skirts and to never have felt like a good man.
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A short exploration of Jon's thoughts on their own gender identity.
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Jonathan Sims had recently realized he was asexual. He knew it already long before but only recently discovered there was an actual label for it. He felt good that there were a whole buncha people that had felt the same as he has his whole entire life. He'd felt broken before, like something was wrong with him that he couldn't get off and had no appeal to sex. But turns out, he wasn't the only one. It felt good knowing more than millions of people had felt the same since the day they had consciousness, or some realized it as they grew. It was good. Jon felt..seen, for the most part. And he was good. He was great. Now that he knew, he felt..better.
But that lasted him only about a few minutes because now he was up against a wall getting a proper blowjob from none other than Martin Blackwood.
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You and the man you love are having dinner.
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- Part 2 of October Prompts 2025
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final use of an unremarkable knife by briarfairchild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2025
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The thing slinks into the archives like a frightened, beaten stray cat, but it’s not a cat, and Tim’s knife is in his hand before he’s even had time to think about it.
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Another monster finds its way into the archives, and Tim deals with it. Except it’s not a monster. Or, it is, but it’s Jon, too.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
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Worms Vs. Space Acid by Bookworm_Bread
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
27 Sep 2025
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Being raised by the Mechanisms has its perks. You can go up to space with them whenever you want, you have a lot of people to get advice from (doesn’t mean it’s good advice though), and you get trained in many useful skills like proper archiving, battle planning, and acid making! Good thing those will never come up in Jon’s life!
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Martin gets held hostage by Jane and her worms, Jon does some reckless stuff, and Jonah is worried and confused.
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- Part 5 of The Mechs Raised Jon Au
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Tim is lost in thought, lost in feelings, lost...lost...lost...
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Elias eavesdrops on Jonathan...
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- 468
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Promise It To Me (Promise Me The Sea) by Mrghostietoastie
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Sep 2025
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There was a reason why the bonds were in place. Why they were necessary.
Mages were often the target of violent attacks and the bonds made sure that the protectors had no choice but to do their job. If Elias got hurt, Peter felt every moment of it. If Elias died… Well, there was an obvious consequence...
It was a flawed system. Very flawed and yet, it was the way things were done… The way things had been done for hundreds of years.Mages are some of the most powerful people in this world has to offer, especially those of this city. That, however, did not make them invincible. Every mage had a protector, one that would be tied to them until the end of their life by an unbreakable bond. This was not what Peter Lukas had wanted. But it's not like he'd had much of a choice.
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A fantasy AU in which all mages have protectors, tied together by an unbreakable bond. -
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Basira figures out what the Web doesn’t want her to do and then does exactly that. But the mother of puppets has a plan for everything and it sends Jonathan Sims and Elias on a different, unexpected path.
Betrayal. Jealousy. Jon cast out of the archives. Unexpected companions in hiding. What could go wrong? (everything)Series
- Part 1 of Jonathan Sims Must Die
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Throwing up Rainbows by Bookworm_Bread
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album)
13 Sep 2025
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Long ago, an incident had removed the Yggdrasil system from the galaxy. There were very few survivors, all spread out in space, and while they survived the destruction, they did not escape unscathed. Harboring effects of the contact from the beings that destroyed the system, those who escaped, found themselves in a very difficult situation.
One such survivor was Lyfrassir Edda. The ex-inspector second class, who warned the people of the system of the coming end. Many things had happened to them since their escape, they joined a certain group of immortal space pirates, became a parent, and they found out they had remnants of the eldritch powers. In possibly, one of the worst ways possible.
Several years pass, and Jonah Magnus is trying to figure out why he or the Beholding can’t look into the mind of one, Jonathan Sims without...complications.
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- Part 4 of The Mechs Raised Jon Au
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If you were to ask Dr. Gregory House, head of the diagnostics department at the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, what case had stumped him most, he would laugh and say there was no such case.
Press him a bit further, and he might mention the case of the man who was all but brain dead.
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Elias visits Jonathan in the hospital...
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The Eye Knows and Sees all, but it cannot understand. That’s what the Archivist is for, to experience, understand, and archive terrible knowledge and fear, and filter that back to the Eye. If Jonah Magnus is the Pupil of the Eye, then Jonathan Sims is the brain that processes what the Eye and Pupil see, for the Beholding does not possess the neural pathways required to feel, let alone understand, fear. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on who you ask) that is about to change.
What happens when a knowledge-seeking entity that cannot think is directly linked to a (lonely, stubborn, morally strict, self-deprecating) human who thinks plenty enough for the both of them?
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the Beholding gains sentience and promptly realizes: life is unfair and existence is pain, but at least it has its funky little Archivist.Jon, freshly woken from a six-month coma, gains a loyal, if annoying, companion during his lowest point.
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Martin wished he could melt into his mattress and find the warmth he so desperately craved in the grooves of the cover. Maybe if he pushed himself far enough, he could sink through the mattress, the floor, and eventually into the earth, where the ground could engulf him. Maybe if he had the earth pressing into him, crushing and prolonging his decay until he was nothing more but compost, he’d finally be worth something. He’d finally serve a purpose, a primal and ancient one, but a purpose nonetheless.
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The beach episode that never happened (but should have) by moonlight_writerr
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Aug 2025
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It was sunny, somehow, and that made everyone suspicious. Nothing was ever alright at the Archives, after all, so why should it be on the beach?
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Based on the fic Squashing the Many Worlds Theory by Luuuna03! It's very good and I would totally recommend reading it!
Tim Stoker is back in time, before it all went to shit. Sasha is alive, Jon and he aren't enemies anymore, all his problems are minor. The hunger in his bones and the anger under his skin are surely as mundane as the rest of it, they have to be.
So he'll go out, get some food, and satisfy that hunger, a very normal way.AKA, Tim finds out he's an avatar of the Desolation in a very Magnus Archives episode 147 Scrutiny kind of way, and has a very bad time. (So do the innocent people!)
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GET A ROOM!!! (Jon, Tim is just trying to tie Martin’s hair…) by Bookworm_Bread
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2025
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Hair was a big part of culture in the Yggdrasil system, back while it still existed. This includes the type of hairstyles you wore, what kind of things you used to tie your hair with, and who helped you do your hair.
You would expect the culture of a system to completely die once the system gets ripped apart by eldritch horrors. But one Lyfrassir Edda wasn’t going to let it die so easily. Especially when they have to raise a child alongside the most annoying immortal space pirates in the known galaxy.
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Lyfrassir had taken a part in raising Jon. Teaching him many (legal) things as he got older. Jon learned how to speak to people professionally, how to quickly get information, and…YggdrasilIan hair culture? Yes.
So put Jon, who is used to abiding by the hair culture of Auncle Lyf (Now, Renny Lyf!) with people who were raised on earth, by normal humans. Oh, and he so happens to have a crush on one of them.
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- Part 2 of The Mechs Raised Jon Au
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This idea for a statement came to me so i decided to write it, its only a statement, nothing more
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I Am Relieved That the Turbulence Wasn’t Forecasted by mewhenilikestars
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Aug 2025
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I couldn’t have changed anyways
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There was a comfort, Martin thought, to holding a mug of tea in your hands and letting the warmth slowly spread through you, like orange bleeding into the sky at sunset.
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