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    In which I attempt to write 31 one shots surrounding different characters from Baldur’s Gate 3.

    Officially starts October 1st!

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    He lets go of you—carefully—and you see desire in his eyes. Desire and love.

    Love you have felt for him since the first time he kissed you—skilled, poised, deliberate.

    Since the first night you spent together back when you were still a target.

    You loved him then despite his act, and you have loved him through every obstacle your love had to pass until you reached this point.

    Apart from each other in different planes, and yet, closer than any time before.
     

    What if you are no longer able to distinguish between dream and reality?

    You find yourself lost in dreams with your favorite travel companion and lover, Astarion. The problem? Astarion is a character from your favorite video game. Or is he?

    Please mind the tags as well as the warnings in the notes section.

    Enjoy.

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    What happens when the tadpole link accidentally connects when you’re touching yourself?

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    "Never trust a pretty face...especially on a man."
    Mahina and Astarion could not dislike each other more. Forced to endure the other's company while they look for a way to rid themselves of the illithid tadpoles, mutual mistrust causes them to be at each other's throats...but when you're at someone's throat, you're close enough to look them in the eye. Perhaps, under the masks, they like what they see?

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    Gale cut quite the figure in the robe. Thick, scaled fabric that reflected rainbow hues in the noon sun hugged every inch of Gale that it touched, accentuating all the right places and revealing plenty more. The long slit at the thigh went all the way to the wizard’s waist, leaving all but the very curve of his plump ass exposed to passerby, and the neckline plunged past his navel to kiss the hair creeping up from between his legs. Tanned muscles built from their weeks on the road peeked out from every gap and contrasted nicely with the light blue of the scales. Even the Netherese orb looked fetching, nestled between his tits and framed nicely by the deep neckline as it was.

    In which Astarion talks Durge and Gale into a threesome. Astarion has the time of his life bossing everyone around, Durge gets flustered, and Gale wears the Wavemother's Robe. The primary relationship is Astarion/The Dark Urge, but don't worry; Gale has a great time too.

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    Welcome back to my readers from part one. If you're new here, well met! My BG3 fanfic with a (relatively) emotionally well-adjusted Tav. There's a lot about half-orc Thenbara's backstory and stronghold, including her (hopefully funny) inner dialogue/internal monologue. I've created a lot of my own orcish anatomy, lore and language, while still trying to be faithful to D&D/Forgotten Realms content and rules.

    While much of the game will be mentioned, the story mostly revolves around the companions' relationships to Thenbara and each other, with buckets of non-game/extra-canon dialogue. While my story is generally canon compliant, I do tweak the odd thing here and there, adding in things that I (and many people) wish were in the game. NSFW, smut in Chapters 2, 10 and 11. Lots of spoilers for Baldur's Gate 3 Act 2 gameplay. Relationship and general tags will be updated as we go.

    Applicable content warnings posted at the beginning of each chapter, but please request any you think need to be there that I haven't added. Translations of Orcish words and phrases in the notes at the end. Chapters average 4000-5500 words. Not beta-read. Comments greatly appreciated, the more detailed the better. I hope you enjoy.

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    She smiled sweetly at him. “Still not happy about travelling with a pig?”

    “No, no.” He assured her, relaxing a modicum once his dagger was safely sheathed at his hip. “The pig is great. A blood-thirsty, monster-stomping pig. She’s darling, let’s keep her.”

    Since she was a child, Shay's increasingly less-than-idyllic life in Baldur's Gate was haunted by a pale, red-eyed stranger lurking in the shadows. When she found the very same man on a beach, drenched in sunlight and infected with the same parasite that now wriggled in her own brain, she was forced to set aside her dreams of vengeance in hopes of surviving another day. They did survive – not just the next day but for many more after – forging an alliance that forced Shay to confront the possibility that there was more to the man than she thought.

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    Abducted by mind flayers, Astarion finds himself freed from Cazador's palace, a tadpole stowed away inside his brain. He can walk unharmed in the sun, enter mortal homes without invitation and swim in rivers if he so chose, but he is not free. No, his freedom can only come at the point of a dagger, buried deep in his tormentor's heart.

    The plan is simple, manipulate one of these unsuspecting doo-gooders into aiding him. To make them fall so madly in love with him that they would protect him against any who would do him harm, to be the weapon he would need to end Cazador for good. Seduce and manipulate, it would be easy. He had done it countless times before, after all.

    Henbane, the drow warlock amongst them was an easy choice. The drow however, is not what she seems. Her blood red eyes hint toward a haunted past, and there are secrets that lie hidden in her very blood.

    It's the perfect plan, all he has to do is not fall for her.

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    “I love Tavitha,” Gale went on. “More than anything. And I know she loves me.” A pause. “But I also know… she doesn’t sound the way she did with you.”

    Astarion blinked. Then, a smirk, crooked and knowing. “Ah. I see.”

    “You pleased her. In ways I haven’t. And I want to learn. I’m a scholar,” Gale said. “I’ve spent my life in pursuit of knowledge. Why should this be any different?”

    “You want me to teach you how to fuck your girlfriend,” Astarion said flatly.

    “To please her,” Gale corrected. “To understand her. If that means watching you two… then yes. Teach me.”

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    In which The Dark Urge is messed up in the head, and Astarion's plan for tempting her into sex goes awry, but not entirely.

    Warning: brief, playful mentions of murder / su*cide, but no violence occurs

    Also, this is my first time ever posting here, so I'm trying to get a handle on all appropriate tags/warnings/etc. Forgive me please if I've done this wrong.

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    “There’s a difference between giving me a pussy and mind controlling you into sex!” Astarion pulls his hand away from Gale and begins pacing. “It’s basically rape!”

    “It’s not.” Gale calmly tucks his own hair behind his ear. “I give you my consent now, and I can revoke my consent during. You’re not using Command on me. It’s a simple Charm spell. I’ll be more susceptible to your words, but I can deny you anything you ask me to.”

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    Kinktober Day 4: voyeurism / sounding / hypnosis

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    during the tiefling party, Gale mentioned an experience with “the smallest sliver of the weave.” zilvurra has assumptions, gale has curiosities.

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    People were, in Zyleria's experience, generally useless. Which is why this figure's persistence in becoming indispensable to her was so intriguing. And, if she's honest, infuriating. She can't figure him out, but it seems he's caught in the same web as her. Good.

    A hypothesis required testing. But how, exactly, could she test her dreams?

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    Saw a Tumblr post (https://www.tumblr.com/hotnerdywizard/747565060915871744/how-do-you-think-gale-flirts-i-just-know-in-the?source=share) asking if the reader thought Gale flirted, and the idea tickled me so much, it spawned a plot bunny.

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    Vesper licked a dead spider. Astarion can smell the succubus spittle in her blood and can't help but wonder if the effects transfer. Spoiler Alert, They Do!

    Mostly smut some fluff!

    My first work posted on AO3, first time writing in several years! I am dyslexic so please point out errors of that nature to me and I will fix them. And please let me know if its tagged incorrectly as this is my first ao3 works.

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    A loose retelling of the plot of Baldur’s Gate 3 told from the perspective of my female Durge, Kalliope. Kalliope is a “Way of the Shadows” tiefling monk.

    She doesn’t understand these bloodthirsty desires or thoughts, but sees their use in battle. Her monastic teachings are very contradictory to this seductive, dark muse in her mind that urges her to “KILL-MAIM-END!”

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    “I do believe, my plant-happy friend, that we’ve just shared everything we know with you. Now, are you going to help us or not?” Astarion sounds as nervous and impatient as you feel.

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    Nettie’s lips thin into a tight grimace.

    “…Kalliope…” tries Gale.

    “No. I’m not taking poison from a woman I can’t trust. You’ve done nothing but deceive us since we crossed that threshold,” you flick your hand angrily, pointing to the door you passed through just moments before. “Despite us answering every question that you asked.”

    The dark whisper snakes up the back of your skull, the killing calm begins warming and filling your body.

    “It’s just for insurance,” tries Nettie once more, “take it only if you feel yourself changing.”

    You sneer. And then, your vision goes red.

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    In a fit of temper, sure that he could shock her into changing her mind, Gale had delivered unto Shar’s Chosen an ultimatum: Gale would have all of her, or none of her at all.

    Something akin to pity had stirred in Shadowheart’s beautiful green eyes, and tugged at one of the corners of her full, pink lips when she reached out to pat Gale condescendingly on the cheek, and chose the latter.

    And now, somehow— whether through Gale’s own stupidity, too much wine, Astarion’s subtle psionic compulsion, or some combination thereof— now, Gale found himself in bed with the vampire lord, though Gale wasn’t even attracted to him. And he found himself loathing every minute of it.

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    “Speaking hypothetically, let’s say I agreed to your offer,” Astarion says carefully. “What happens if Wyll turns me down?”

    “Oh, he probably will, at least at first.” Mizora takes on a mocking tone of voice. “He has sworn a vow of chastity, so you’ll need to be patient. Persistent. Really woo him.”

    There it is, then. Astarion knew there was going to be a catch.


    Astarion knows that it will take a deft hand to keep this whole thing from blowing up in his face, but the devil’s deal is too good to refuse. As long as no other complicating factors crop up, though, he thinks he might be able to make this work in his favor.

    (This is, among other things, a fic where Astarion gets turned into a hamster. Buckle up.)

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    She ran a light finger along one of its tentacles. It was surprisingly warm, microscopic suckers dragging pleasantly across her skin.

    “A normal illithid wouldn’t have taken such good care of me. But you’re extraordinary, aren’t you?”

    The Emperor’s tentacles flushed dark pink and began to writhe.

    The Emperor just wants some positive feedback. When Tav realizes it can’t manipulate her, she’s happy to oblige.

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    On a surface level, Astarion knew what a knot was. Only certain infernal bloodlines had them, though he’d never bothered remembering which ones. It was a different matter entirely to see one on someone he’d slept with. Someone who hadn’t knotted before.

     

    Art pops a knot when getting Loviatar's blessing. Astarion is understandably confused.

    AKA the tiefling knotting fic that no one asked for.

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