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Techno’s question weighs heavy on his mind even hours later, when the room is dark and Techno is snuffling in his sleep, and Phil knows he should be doing just the same.
Is he okay?
It needles at him. Pokes and prods and works its way in through the cracks Phil keeps trying to patch up. It finds the emptiness in his sternum and it writhes there, twisting and turning and aching.
The answer is clear.
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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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in which several pieces are missing, and subsequently found. SBI fic where 2 brothers and a set of sinister forces "finish the puzzle"
super super not gonna get finished and barely beta read
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- 6,264
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- 3/?
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if you're my other (there's always hope) by antimony_medusa for ElectriCass39
Fandoms: SMPEarth
28 Jul 2025
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Phil stumbles as he lands in the ravine, mittened hands out to catch himself as he falls, laughing and blood-splattered. “They’ll be slowed down just a titch, now, you fuckin’ think?”
Techno catches him before he hits the ground, closing a hand around his wrists and pulling him to his chest. Blood is smeared across Phil’s cheek, and it trickles down from an arrow lodged halfway through his wing. “You were supposed to be scoutin’, Phil,” Techno says, aggrieved. “We were both supposed to be scoutin’!”
Phil grins up at him from the confines of Techno’s arms, flushed and breathless, as unrepentant as ever. “Saw an openin’, mate.”
OR: a moment in time of co-emperors on a scouting mission.
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- Part 57 of Gift Exchange Works
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"Punz."
Punz ender-pearled into the room and walked up beside Dream. "Got something for me?"
"I'm paying you fifty thousand dollars to be my informant. Keep an eye on everyone for whispers of who could've shot Philza. Extra twenty-five thousand to keep it quiet."
"Good as done."In the tentative peace after the wars on the Dream SMP, an assassination plot unfolds and allies are gathered to guard against the looming threat.
You have to put your trust in SOMEONE.
Technoblade is NOT letting Philza die again.- Language:
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“Do you think you could actually light it?”… And that… that hadn’t been what Phil was expecting to be asked. Snapping his head up to look at his space heater of a friend, Technos' gaze was still on the fire. “It’s never been done Phil…. Are you sure you won't…” Techno trailed off, shifting in his spot and pulling Phils hand closer. He was right. ‘The Portal of End’ had never been lit, at least in their lifetime, and no one knew what was on the other side.
or wingless bird hybrid Phil get the itch to explore an unknown dimension, convinces his bestest bestie Techno(full ass piglin) to let him go alone, and may or may not fall in love with a goddess while he's there. (and maybe gifted wings, maybe. I make no promises)
Note: This work is subject to change, so pls don't get mad when a chapter goes missing or is reuploaded
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Life Lesson: Never Touch a Broken Vessel by ElectriCass39 for DonnaTheEmotionalSupportDuck
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth
27 Jul 2025
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After a day finishing organizing chests, Phil spots one of Techno's amulets. Only to discover upon investigation that not only is it broken but he feels himself lured to it. And Techno is forced to save his life-long best friend from The Voices.
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That’s weird, the van’s still exactly how he left it. Off. But the mechanical rumble has turned almost into a roar, deafening even to someone without Techno’s hearing, and it’s only getting closer. He scans the road—driveway, really—that the van came in on, but there’s nothing there. Maybe beh-
THUNK
Technoblade whips back around, and-
“Shit,” he whispers. “Lark, shit, Jackdaw’s here.”
Jackdaw.
The city’s most feared criminal. Hell, villain. He’s not exactly low-profile, not in the circles Techno’s in. Not in most circles.
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Techno would not admit it, but it had been a rough night.
To be completely fair, every night had been a rough night lately.
Techno, slept like a log, even when he wasn't hibernating, spring in the freezing continent they had decided to—for some gods forsaken reason—settle in to was still cold enough for his instincts to shut down all systems for as long as possible.
But that was before.
Before doomsday, before that horribly aimed firework, before the screeching, and the smell of burning feathers.
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Or: Techno watches over Phil after he gets accidentally hurt during doomsday.
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what's the everlasting fable (i cannot find the words to keep you) by dustfromspace
Fandoms: SMPEarth
06 May 2025
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Phil has been awake for far too long. Death stages an intervention.
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After years at war, the avians propose a peace treaty to the piglins. The piglins, on the verge of losing, accept.
They're not quite prepared for the demands the avians pose.
For the sake of his people, Technoblade is willing to do much more than just marry the avian prince.Or: Piglin Techno and Avian Phil get married to secure peace for both their nations. Among the confusion and homesickness, they find a home in each other.
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- Part 1 of Platonic Concubine AU
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You Fill My Lungs With Sweetness by antimony_medusa
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Mar 2025
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Phil put a bowl of soup in front of Technoblade and then put one at his own spot, sitting down and settling his wings behind him as he picked up his spoon. “There we go. Let me know what you think.”
Technoblade considered his lunch. The liquid was a light tan with darker speckles dotted through it, a few cooked mushrooms in the centre of the bowl garnished with chopped chives and a circle of cream. The piglin tried a spoonful, nodding as he swallowed. The hearty unami of mushroom flavour mixed with the richness of cream and butter, a satisfying warmth after being outside all morning. “Pretty good. This is your new cookbook project?”
Phil was taking considering spoonfuls, head tipped to the side. “Yeah. Gonna make regular food properly, not just some fuckin’ mismash of everywhere I’ve ever lived and everything I’ve ever botched together.” He laughed. “This had me infuse oil with garlic, I hadn’t done that in fuckin’ years.” The avian fished a slice of mushroom out of the soup and ate it thoughtfully.
Or: Three times Techno was reminded of home and one time Phil brought home to him.
Day Two: Cooking
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- Part 2 of Techno + Phil Week
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turn over the given hand and find the card pointing home by witherwriting
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Mar 2025
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"If there is one thing that was constant about the commune, it was that it was forever changing. Constancy was non-existent with such an existence as theirs. Oh, and there was also the fact that they were all slaves."
When the Antarctic Empire fell twenty years ago, none of the reports mentioned the fates of the once-renowned leaders of the infamous faction. Some suspected a cover-up and nefarious government dealings, but no on went poking around. Perhaps they should have, but Technoblade is content with the life he lives now, trading in his prowess in battle to protect the commune and ensure a safe space those that reside in it. However, when the man he presumed dead reappears in his life, what is he meant to do? The years have not been kind to either party, and it is a test to find out if the time is enough to irreparably damage what had once been held.
(YES this is a rewrite of a much older fic. The author's notes explain.)
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- Part 1 of The Commune of the Blood God
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Phil cleared his throat. “Techno, I heard you talkin’ to Ranboo, before.”
The ladle wasn’t in the jar. Or was he missing it? “Mmm, yep.” Techno started taking spoons and spatulas out of the jar and lying them on the counter.
“Are we not—a thing?”
Or: Techno and Phil aren't a couple like that— but what are they?
MCYT Aro Week: QPR
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- Part 17 of Challenge Works
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Your name is Technoblade, and, somehow, you managed to lose your partner in a window of about thirty seconds.
What you find, instead, is a ghost
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- Part 4 of old gods
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On a quiet snowy morning, you, Philza Minecraft, reflect on comfort and cats as you and Technoblade head into town
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- Part 3 of old gods
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One Late Tavern Night by qtubpol (AnotherWeirdoHere) for RowanTheBoat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, SMPEarth
02 Jan 2025
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About a century ago, Piglins emerged from the Nether-realm into the kingdom of Bonk, and along with them came The Decay.
Technoblade's zombism catches up to him, Eret needs to do some quick healing.
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to Keep their little heads from falling in the Snow by CocoBean00 for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: Dream SMP, SMPEarth
29 Dec 2024
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"“My, what a dreadful place to be this time of year.” Philza’s throat closed at the nearly-forgotten voice. “No daylight for three months? What kind of hellhole do they think they’ve laid claim to? I’m sure it wasn’t even difficult. It’s not like anyone else was fighting for the land.”
How could he be here??? Philza knew he had been climbing the ranks by the time he’d escaped captivity, but he never dreamed he would see the man again. How did he survive that fire?"
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While hosting their first-ever international Winter Solstice Festival, Philza runs into the man who once owned him as a slave. He goes for a mind-clearing flight and gets caught in a blizzard, stranding himself in the middle of nowhere.
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Technoblade comes home from war. Phil's been waiting. Some love can't be bound by the confines of time.
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The first year of the settlement in the stronghold, there had been a lot of sleepless nights for most of the month of December, and it culminated at the turn of the year. Techno remembered making tense rounds with coffee for those staying on watch for claim attempts or aerial attacks. Now that the Empire was theoretically at peace, staying up around the clock had become one of the new traditions they were inventing together. The day was a combination of shared empire experience, Nether end-of-year traditions, and avian longest-day practices for the holiday that had just passed. Neither tradition had quite fit, so they had combined them all. And Techno had forgotten the whole schedule in favour of the conversation he wanted to have with his co-emperor. His hand went into his pocket, fingering the velvet bag he had there. “Uh,” he started. “Phil.”
Phil looked at him, eyes twinkling below the brim of his hat. He made an inquisitive noise.
Techno took a deep breath. “So,” he started.
“Hey, Phil!” Someone yelled across the courtyard.
Or: Holidays, celebrations, and a conversation Technoblade really wants to have with his best friend, if he would stop being BUSY.
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- Part 42 of Gift Exchange Works