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“9-1-1, what is your emergency?”
“Please! Please, I need help!”
“Okay - okay, I need you to remain calm. Tell me what’s going on.”
“My fiancé, he’s - oh fucking hell! He’s not breathing!”
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After the passing of his fiancé, Edward Teach is left to deal with the aftermath.This is a story about grief, and its complex nature.
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Ed and Stede's relationship grows stronger every day since the devastating month they spent apart in the spring. Now, they're heading into a wide-open summer full of love, family, and each other, eager to enjoy lazy days devoid of the school year's stress.
But not all wounds close quite so quickly. The most painful hurts take the longest to heal, and it isn't long before they realize that it will take more than sweet, loving words to mend the oldest, deepest cracks in their hearts.
And then there's the ring tucked away in Stede's dresser drawer. All he needs to do is find the words to ask Ed to stick around in a forever, promises-and-vows sort of way—and that shouldn't be so difficult, right?
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Podfic of Sexy Lawyer Roommate by LyraTalise by Baby_kraken for LyraTalise
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.
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Mermaid Ed writes love poetry
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- Part 3 of The Children of Piraeus
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Ed's apartment is infested with spiders. Stede just wants to be near his kids. When they discover the apartment they both want is only available to couples, there's only one thing to do—pretend to be in a relationship to hoodwink their landlady into renting them the one-bedroom apartment. No one is normal about it.
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[Podfic] Ulterior motives by mollymijh by cheesecake3 for baskinginmoonglow
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 May 2025
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As soon as the first few seconds of the melody rang out, Louis watched as Ed’s whole body froze and tensed before he looked up at Louis slowly, his usually warm eyes glazed over with something he had never seen before. Louis couldn’t help but wonder what he’d done wrong.
“Where did you get that from?” Ed asked, his voice strained, almost unrecognisable from his usual friendly tone. Maybe Louis should have been worried at seeing this other side of Ed, one he’d never known existed, but instead he was hit by a realisation as a wave of adrenaline washed over him. Ed knew this song!
Louis is determined to find the source of a song that had taken the internet by storm, unfortunately he doesn’t realise that doing so would result in knowing things about his dad’s past that he never wished to know.
Aka Ed and Stede made porn in the 80s and their kids find out.
This is a podfic of Ulterior motives by mollymijh.
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- Part 15 of Cheesecake3's Podfics
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Ed hatches a plan to fix Stede’s one regret in life.
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Ed is feeling burned out and worn down by the grind (no pun intended) of his coffee empire. He's exhausted. And then he suggests to his boyfriend and kids that they take a vacation. Of course getting two kids and his nerdy boyfriend to agree on a vacation is...a process. But it's worth it, right?
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- Part 5 of Stepping Up
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One last hurrah, before Stede and Ed move in together...
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Literature professors Dr. Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet had been dating for a week. Stede is the happiest, silliest man in love in all of Edinburgh. But maybe the city is not just a place to start over but a place to rediscover himself and things in his past he had long forgotten. Meanwhile, Ed is trying to enjoy the sweetness of his new relationship with the charming blonde, though he can’t shake the fear that his ex, Jack, might ruin everything again.
Izzy Hands has resigned himself to the idea that love simply is not for him. Who could love a man so broken? Everyone who witnessed his flaws eventually ran away. Never say never, Mr. Hands. Never say never...Series
- Part 4 of A Sonet to the Golden Unicorn
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Wild Animals Couldn't Pull Us Apart by Pastor_of_Muppets
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Apr 2025
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Ed is starting to find his footing with Stede's kids, so when food poisoning sidelines Stede right before Louis' big field trip (which Stede had volunteered for of course), Ed finds himself having to step up as maybe something more real than just "Dad's Boyfriend." But a kid's zoo trip is not for the faint of heart..
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- Part 2 of Stepping Up
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Newlyweds Ed and Stede take the Bonnet children on holiday to Monterey, California. It’s the first vacation that Ed’s had with Alma and Louis, and he wants to be the Best Stepdad Ever. Will his nerves get the better of him?
A Pez fic and Mahnah art collaboration for Stepdad Ed Week, vacation prompt!
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Ed, finally feeling up to dating again, (and hoping to get over his inconvenient crush on the cute blonde who comes into his shop) goes on a new dating app. And promptly falls hard and fast for "Horse Hat" aka Stede Bonnet. But dating Stede is complicated, and not just because he's adorably oblivious, but because he's the sole parent of two small kids...
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- Part 1 of Stepping Up
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Ed gets in his head about the names that Louis, Alma, and Stede call him.
Stede gets in his head about an issue in the bedroom...
They help each other.
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- Part 7 of Dock of the Bay
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On the morning of Ed & Stede's wedding an unexpected package arrives.
Written for Step Dad Ed Week! Day 2, Weddings
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- Part 2 of Easier Because of You
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Alma grabs the TV remote and starts pressing buttons. The TV goes black for a split second before it goes bright pink. It takes a moment for Ed’s eyes to adjust, but once it does, Ed can feel his stomach sink down to his toes.
On the screen looks like the cover of a generic PowerPoint presentation. There are cliparts of hearts, kissy-faces, and blinged-out rings plastered everywhere. Smack in the middle are bolded white text that reads:
TOP 10 REASONS YOU SHOULD PROPOSE TO OUR DAD (STEDE BONNET): BY ALMA AND LOUIS BONNET
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Ed can't imagine his life being any more perfect. He has a beautiful home, a wonderful partner, and two brand-new kids to boot. The last thing on his bucket list is to propose to his long-term boyfriend, Stede Bonnet.
The problem? Proposals are hard to plan. Much harder than Ed anticipated. And it seems like the most unexpected people are starting to feel impatient...
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- Part 3 of Not flesh and blood, but the heart
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After a career-ending knee injury, former professional ballet dancer Edward Teach is embarking on a new journey as a ballet teacher. On his first day at the studio he meets Hot Dad Stede Bonnet, who is going through a major life change of his own. Can they help each other keep their heads above water?
Written for Step Dad Ed Week! Day 1, First Meeting.
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- Part 1 of Easier Because of You
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The Bonnet-Teaches are officially married! After a wonderful wedding-day celebrating their nuptials with their nearest and dearest, Stede and Ed have returned to the homestead and are winding down for the night, relishing the lovely, uncomplicated joys of simply being husband and husband.
It's just a shame that several of their friends and family didn’t quite get the memo…
WIP.
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I loved the little family in The Ship so much I couldn't walk away. Two years after the Bonnet-Teach wedding, Step-Dad Ed is the coolest Dad in the neighborhood. Alma is still infatuated with Fall Out Boy and is looking forward to her tenth birthday. Can Ed make his little Rockstar's birthday special?
A sequel to The Ship, told from Alma's POV.
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Soon-to-be stepdad Ed tells Alma and Louis a real life fairytale.
Yes, this is Bluey AU.