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    “Father, why do kingdoms fall?”
    ”My dear, there are many reasons. There have been many kingdoms that have fallen.”
    ”Will this one ever fall?”
    ”No, never. House Nether is strong. We have had a long line of strong sibling rulers, and Sam and Puffy are no exception. As long as the sun stays in the sky, The Badlands will not fall.”

    10 years ago, the Badlands Kingdom fell, the royal family murdered. Niki is left to pick up the pieces of her life, but at least she’s been left alone. That all changes when she is summoned by Philza, the Emperor of the Antarctic Empire, the man who took over her kingdom. There, she finds out everyone was wrong about what really happened during the invasion.

    Or, an AU where Niki is the marchioness of a fallen kingdom and 10 years later, must face the man who made her kingdom fall. Court intrigue and life altering revelations ensue

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    Technoblade feels as though he was born of snow and ice and glacier. They are not delicate hands that hold him—teach him to stand, to walk, to run—but when he steps outside and freezing air grasps him down to the bone, he is held nonetheless.

    Techno has lived in the subarctic all his life and, despite the difficulties, he knows how to survive. It's too bad for him that the universe has decided to send something worse than a blizzard or frostbite: people. Now if only they would stop trying to befriend or kill him...

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    Tommy spends a long time in foster care but after being placed in a group home and joining a new school, things change.

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    He didn’t remember anything! Not who he was, what happened to him, or where he even was!
    But he had given himself a name.
    Alex.
    And that was good enough for now.

    -=+=-

    What if we had gotten the CyberKnife plot? Mix that with some irl events and boom! You get this fic! Takes place during the Detachment Era (see timeline: https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Dream_SMP). The ending we got still happens, but just not yet.

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    Technoblade had been cursed into a piglin form after a run in with a witch as a teenager before being thrown into the Nether as punishment for stealing from her. Now he’s finally made it home but he has one problem. His family doesn’t recognize him and he can no longer communicate with them.

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    Techno has to take care of Tommy. He has no clue how to do that.

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    The miscommunications continue.
    Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
    They'll get there eventually.

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    As Techno slowly comes down with a strange illness that he just can't seem to kick, he once again finds himself cursing the fact that he has no pack to turn to for help. Alone in a world where different magical creatures tend to stick to themselves, and keep their knowledge insulated too, he truly is on his own.

    No one is eager to help a lone wolf.

    The vampire coven that Techno finds himself colliding with against his will are not in a comparable position. Phil, Tommy, and Wilbur are a tight knit family, as magical creatures are supposed to be. They're just as off-put by Techno's odd and isolated existence as anyone else. The only reason Techno overlaps with them at all is that one of their own is facing an unknown and strange illness too.

    Is it more than coincidence that a werewolf and a vampire come down with mystery illnesses at the same time? And why does the universe seem set on shoving Techno into the tense situation brewing between the vampires and mages?

    How will this turn out for the one person in this growing disaster without any pack to rely on?

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    Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.

    Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.

    With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.

    Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.

    Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.

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    > #general

    clay: i want to make it known that this is gonna last only one month
    after this month we’re back to actually fucking you guys up

    Ph1LzA: Okay

    BIG TOMMY: ??????
    what even is this?

    clay: phil bargained with me
    one month where we pretend to cause chaos and subsequently be defeated
    so the government will think u guys are actually doing shit and direct more funds towards the hero association

    BIG TOMMY: ?
    wtf
    what do u mean ‘we pretend to be defeated’
    u don’t have to pretend that

    or: heroes and villains collude to deceive the government for a month while techno sits by the side and enjoys the ensuing chaos

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    Ever since his execution and subsequent resurrection, Techno could not help but feel like he wasn’t real.

    --

    Snippets of his life after the execution.

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    Techno’s parents die in a car accident with him in the car. Phil gets a call about a young child in need of emergency placement.

    A part of Techno’s backstory for this series, but can be read as a stand alone oneshot.

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    This last month has been a roller-coaster of events, but if you asked Techno, it was just a regular month in his life. His life was always a wreck, especially since he got taken from his "parents". They don't deserve to be called parents, not with what they did to him. But ever since he got put into state custody, he's been experiencing these moments where he doesn't remember anything. When he comes to, he always finds some adult scolding him for being violent and hurting other kids.

    The thing is, he doesn't remember doing any of this, ever. Like, sure, he vaguely knows what happened, but those actions don't feel like his own. He feels no remorse, yet, he doesn't feel any pride either. It's a total disconnect. As he got older, bouncing from house to house, the problem only got worse. Techno keeps finding himself facing the consequences of what he assumes is a demon possessing him.

    Except, because of this, he ended up where he is now. Sitting in the passenger seat of his social worker's car, he stared out the window, watching each house pass by. Keeping a groan of annoyance to himself, he tuned out the scolding of his social worker.
    -----
    AKA Technoblade has DID/Dissociative Identity Disorder!

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    To His Majesty King Philza Craft of the Kingdom of H'Ardcorre

    We humbly present you with our best and most promising weapon, the Blade. Please accept it as our tithe towards the war effort. Put it to whatever use you see fit.

    Blood for the Blood God.

     

    Or: a boy shows up at King Philza's door one night with only a letter and a mission; to serve in battle.

    Or or: Techno is fifteen and has been trained his whole life to be a weapon. Phil has no intention of using a child in a war and instead decides this strange boy is his new son.

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    When Phil made the decision to go undercover in a terrorist organization for what was likely to be years, he knew he would have to do things he would never forgive himself for. If that's what it takes to make the world a safer place for people everywhere, for his children, then he would do it.

    Then he meets the organization's weapon, The Blade: a trained assassin, a perfectly loyal tool, a killer that never blinks. And he's just an innocent boy. One that Phil can't save while keeping his cover.

    Phil chooses to save the world, and has to deal with the aftermath every day for the rest of his life. And the rest of the life of the boy he helped break.

    Techno is a brainwashed assassin whose sole purpose is obeying the people who made him. Phil is a spy working undercover as his handler. It's as complicated as one would expect.

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    You were tired.

    You were so, so tired of it all. Ever since you could remember, you were doing something for someone. Whether it be for your parents, or for a dear friend, you were always helping. You were an emotional support system for everyone you knew, even those you didnt. You were far too kind, and it’s starting to take a toll on you.

    Then, you were requested to assist with a takedown of a country, which you found ridiculous and unnecessary, but then again, you owed Philza this one. He saved your life, after all.

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    Ten years, four months, and sixteen days.
    That’s how long it’s been since Techno was kidnapped.
    It doesn’t feel real anymore. Techno doesn’t feel real anymore. Like this has always been a family of four, like he never existed at all.
    Phil stares at the photograph on his desk, the bright smile frozen in time, and he feels like his heart’s going to burst.
    Today is Techno’s birthday. He would’ve been nineteen.
    Because he- he’s dead now, right? He has to be. They wouldn’t have kept him for ten years, they would’ve let him go by now. Someone would’ve found him.

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    You have a rare ability to mend injuries at a cost.
    You have been sent by Philza to aid Wilbur and Tommy underground in their war to take back L'Manberg.

    You honestly thought things couldn't get any worse.
    The war growing too overwhelming as you unravel with every sacrifice.

    But no matter where you go...

    Technoblade is always a step ahead.

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    After the old war ended, Techno took the chance to make a new life for himself with both hands. Once hailed by the crown for his skill at making weapons, he has traded all that for a more peaceful existence. One not tainted by blood. Techno enjoys making household items and trinkets. He enjoys showing Ranboo and Tommy the ropes. He enjoys his freedom and isn't shy about saying no to something he doesn't want.

    Too bad that when a new war approaches, the crown wants its treasured blacksmith back. And the man they send out to assure this happens, Philza Craft, is not one to take no for an answer.

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    Techno always knew that his secret "rebellion" would come to an end eventually. That being his true self could never coexist with the life that he was born into. But he managed to ignore it and grab any piece of freedom to be himself for as long as he could manage.

    Until a partnership was struck between the Blade and Craft mafia families. And then it only made sense for Techno's hand to be used to seal the deal, no matter his opinion on it.

    Meanwhile, Phil has never been close with his older brother, Dante. Or to his more advantageous position in the family. All the things that Kristin tells him about Dante's new spouse only adds to distaste. And accelerates his plans to change some things around here...

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