wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
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The Safety of our Worst Moments by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
23 Jun 2025
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God, it haunts her every waking moment. She wants to tell Curly; she isn’t sure how he’d react. He knows how close to– him he is. Anya can’t bear the thought of their captain possibly defending him after he found out.
But fuck, it’s eating her up inside.
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Anya goes to gaze at the nighttime window screen, but something happens before she can-something she can't control. Curly finds her, and they have a conversation in the lounge.
Dead Pixel scene retold, with some differences and an Anya exploration.
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Seconds Pouring into Millennia by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
27 Apr 2025
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What if the Parable didn't let him produce anything in the Memory Zone besides the room? What if the Narrator got what he wanted?
What if Stanley really was left alone for millions of years?A non-canon divergent of my fanfic where everything goes wrong but nothing is fixed.
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This oneshot will make almost no sense if you don't read my main fic, Cannibalistic Narrative, so if you want to read this one go check that out first! It's worth your time, I promise ;)Series
- Part 2 of CN!Universe
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Everything Freedom Takes by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup) for AnathemaKenobi
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
30 Mar 2025
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The Narrator believes that the Freedom Ending is their key to escape the Parable. But no matter how hard they try, they can't ever get Stanley to actually reach it. And they hate it.
But the thing is, Stanley has. Many, many times. The Narrator just never remembers it.
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Cannibalistic Narrative (I Think I'd Like a Turn) by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
29 Jan 2025
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The employee leans in slightly, studying the frozen person in his seat.
It is a jarring sight– almost surreal– seeing the Narrator in such a position, in such a form. Stanley never would have thought of him as human. Just like him.
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A swap AU: the Narrator and Stanley have swapped roles, the Narrator becomes mute, Stanley gains a voice and a new office, along with renewed anger at how the Narrator has been treating him all this time. Emotions and angst ensue. Quite a bit of angst, might I add.Series
- Part 1 of CN!Universe
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The clocks are drilling into his mind. Stanley can't avoid them and they won’t. Stop. Ticking.
He hates it. And he can never escape them, not if the Narrator and the Player have anything to say about it.
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One main fanfic, Cannibalistic Narrative, and the rest are additional oneshots that either aren't canon or don't take place within the main story (so far just one, but will have more), looking at the characters besides Narrator and Stanley and a what if :D
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What God has joined together let no one separate by alarmingly
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2025
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Heaven is way behind schedule, and no one understands how they could simply forget to create light, matter and time.
Aziraphale, however, has a feeling it’s not really a matter of what they forgot, but who.
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Bookmarked by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
02 Jul 2025
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The Macrodata Refinement team tries to explain why Mark's eyes are red.
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20 Jun 2025
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After defeating Bill, Stan manages to get his hands on a time wish. Infinite pizza was a pretty good wish but he thinks he's got one better. 1982, Gravity Falls, moments before reuniting with his unraveling brother. Fixing things won't be easy but neither was teaching himself how to save Ford. This time things were going to be different. This time that portal was going down.
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Bookmarked by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
11 Apr 2025
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He came hissing outside Hannibal’s door, spat from the earth itself, his oracles forming in the shape of moans, in the shape of distressed grunts and garbled syllables.
He crawled slimy from a cave beneath Hannibal’s heart and came to stay.
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Hannibal falls in love with a zombie <3
Bookmarked by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
17 Mar 2025
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Offerings by fenrislorsrai for OldBeginningNewEnding
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Nov 2020
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“Come home with me then. Stay and talk.”
“Are you… inviting me in?” They are nowhere near a building to go into. They are just reaching the first crossroad on a very long walk home. He is clearly asking something Anthony doesn’t quite grasp the meaning of, but can tell it is something huge and life changing.
“I don’t know what that means. What does it matter if you’re everywhere and nowhere if I ask you to be somewhere?”Ế̵͇̠V̷̯̇Ĕ̷̞̬͠R̸̖̭͋Y̵̬̟̅T̶̜̺͠H̴̖͉̾I̸̦̠̽̽N̶̯̈́G̴̫͎͋
As a young man, Anthony saw Death and invited it in. Gave it a home. Gave it a life. Bought that time with the blood of others.
Now he’s growing older. His last victim nearly took him. Death comes for everyone. Anthony accepts this. Knows he’ll die too. Have to leave Death alone. And Death can’t accept that.
detailed notes about potentially triggering content at the start of each chapter. Rated M for graphic violence
On healing from trauma and the importance of stories & rituals for dealing with that which would otherwise destroy us. On finding the words to describe what happened without those very words causing you greater pain. Also pining while married- Language:
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Bookmarked by wielded_skeletons (32waffles_with_syrup)
06 Mar 2025