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The Detective And His New Family by 999CansOfBeans
Fandoms: The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
20 Jun 2025
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We all know Donnie and Jack died at the end of The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits, but I took one look at that and said NO! So I decided to write a fix-it.
Donnie and Frankie deserve a family so I'm gonna give them one.
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a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
21 Oct 2021
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Once Bilbo has ambled off, Fíli turns to Kíli, who’s still crunching away at his apple unconcernedly. “… He was just joking, right?”
“Of course he was,” Kíli dismisses. “He’s Bilbo, the sharpest mind in the entire Company. It’s not like he could have missed the fact that Uncle’s been courting him since the end of the Battle. He’s just having us on!”
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In which Bilbo is getting slightly exasperated with the fact that no one will tell him why he has such a big role in Thorin's wedding, what he is supposed to be doing there, and who Thorin's betrothed is. And is also a little confused about why the thought of Thorin marrying someone else bothers him so much.
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05 May 2025
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Edelweiss by jack_a_rose
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Nov 2021
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CRASH! Bilbo’s head shot up from where he was sorting the paperwork and in an instant, he was running from the study. He barely made it into the living room when he froze and gasped.
Fíli was on the floor in a crumpled heap next to the low table. Bilbo hurried to his side, kneeling down on the cold stone floor. He pulled Fíli into his arms and shook the prince as carefully as he could, eyes going wide at the bleeding gash on his forehead that was staining blond locks deep red. Fíli didn’t stir, he didn’t wake.
“SOMEBODY HELP!” Bilbo screamed, holding Fíli as close as he could.
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orWhen a sickness descends upon Erebor and the princes fall dangerously ill, their only hope is that the main ingredient in the medicine required, a flower that only grew in the lonely mountain, had survived Smaug. With lives at stake, the fate of the princes and of the kingdom falls onto the shoulders of one hobbit, who tries to juggle caring for his nephews, comforting his love and future sister-in-law, and proving to the mountain that he was more than just an outsider.
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05 May 2025
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“That’s a side of myself I’d rather not feed into.”
Thomas’s mind is a strange place.
Janus is starving in a cell, locked away from the others. Can they help him in time?
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15 Dec 2024
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"Tut, tut, tut, tut, come on out little guy! You're okay!" he whispered. The carrot took a few tentative steps toward him, and Janus was nearly overwhelmed by sheer delight. It was listening to him! Janus couldn't remember the last time something listened to him!
After being forgotten and locked away in his empty room for longer than he can remember, Janus has begun to lose his grip on reality. He's also quite hungry.
...You could say he doesn't carrot-all what he gets to eat as long as it's food.
(This works as a standalone fic as well as a part of the AU.)
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- Part 1 of What a Nightmare! Concept Fics/Oneshots
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15 Dec 2024
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When Janus hears the others arguing, he assumes they’re mad at him and locks himself in his bedroom for the day.
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15 Dec 2024